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Family / Re: Help!!! My Newly Wedded Wife Urinates On Bed Everyday by Onyiido: 6:01pm On Jan 15, 2016
Nicepoker:
Use super glue for night. Use kerosene wash am off for morning.
Wickedt
Family / Re: Help!!! My Newly Wedded Wife Urinates On Bed Everyday by Onyiido: 6:01pm On Jan 15, 2016
BaddieKay:
I don't mean to be religious bt u need spiritual help,cause I dnt think its normal 4 an adult to bedwet...But if There's a medical explanation,then see a good Doctor
The constant urinating is as a result of a medical condition or maybe she's always scared going to the toilet to ease herself @ night. Op take her to a doctor or gynecologist

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Politics / Re: Olisa Metuh In Court (photos) by Onyiido: 5:54pm On Jan 15, 2016
See how fresh he is even in custody. After PDP will start screaming that metuh is dying of hunger in efcc custody

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Celebrities / Re: People Say I Look Like Davido, Is It True? (pics) by Onyiido: 1:51pm On Jan 15, 2016
geesilver:
Infact u resemble obama
for one side and the other side you resemble the likes of:
Dasuki
obasanjo
Metusellah
Dokpesi
Agbani
Tompolo
Not to forget asari.........yeye guy........this is what happen when OP is jobless.
walahi, Op don find trouble ooo lwkmd for this thread. Who be dem wey deyu deceive op
Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Yobo Makes Bubu Look Hot And Sexy (photos) by Onyiido: 7:14pm On Jan 14, 2016
iteleaye:
This one don sharply hook footballer, dey enjoy blood football money, Y she no go dey smile take pic

The only Bubu I know is President Buhari, so any other bubu is a counterfeit...





Spv709 smart watch... Be great
I remembered when this chic was in the same class with my brother @ redemption model nursery/primary sch @ anambra state then, now she's all grown up. Money is good ooooo
Health / Re: Health Workers Flee From Suspected Lassa Fever Patient. by Onyiido: 6:46pm On Jan 14, 2016
davuvid:
Those health workers should be sanctioned
Make I hear say u no run if na u
Crime / Re: 11-Year-Old Girl Kidnapped By Herbalist For Sex Slave Returns After 5 Years by Onyiido: 4:58pm On Jan 14, 2016
Keneking:
Jonathan sef cry
"Nepious"
Romance / Re: My Friend Sleeps And Walks Around Naked In My House. by Onyiido: 4:17am On Jan 14, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
Your yansh hole is about to be compromised.. If you like.. Continue playing with fire..
u funny oooo
Car Talk / Re: Photos From An Accident At Idimu-egbeda, Lagos, Yesterday by Onyiido: 10:58pm On Jan 13, 2016
dtracker:
RIP to the dead
rest in peace to who? Why can't u read b4 commenting
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Offer When I Did Not Attend Any Interview,who Else Got This??? by Onyiido: 10:50pm On Jan 13, 2016
derespect:
Don't try to fill the form ooo. If u do, u are on ur own ooo.
It's a total scam. Run for ur life cos it's an END TIME JOB OFFER
Exactly what I was about typing. See the grammar sef, some people no sabi scam ooo. There is God ooo
Celebrities / Re: Photos From The Wedding Of Adewale Ayuba's Daughter by Onyiido: 10:36pm On Jan 13, 2016
Teewhy2:
Nice one. Happy married life. Omo to jo daddy, omo to jo mummy.
What GOD has joined together let no comments put asunder.

Thank you for voting our baby Enyijuoluwa Aviela in the #CussonsBabyMoments . If you are yet to vote just click on this link
https://cussonsbabymoments.com/details/578. To do so. We appreciate your votes and still need more votes to win. Kindly share to others to vote as well
Thanks, if you no cast your vote for her and you ignore, wetin you gain
Wanted voting for ya baby, bt network wouldn't bulge
Celebrities / Re: Checkout Davido In Igbo Traditional Attire (photo) by Onyiido: 9:53pm On Jan 13, 2016
mccoy47:
Yeah mehn. That Range is darn cute!
Na davido be the topic abi na range ........ U get big eye for good thing cheesy
Romance / Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Man That Sags This Way? by Onyiido: 9:42pm On Jan 13, 2016
mostHandsome01:
dirty smelly looking boxers,
.
smh!!
.
more like akpu 10 10 naira
Lwkmd "falls from bed while laughing" u get bad mouth ooooo
Politics / Re: Sylva Went Clubbing, Drinking After Loss At Bayelsa Polls by Onyiido: 10:55pm On Jan 12, 2016
TheFreeOne:
He's just keeping faith with one of sunny Ade songs:
Majo majo matun mu emu mafi pa ironu re.
(I will dance, i'll dance and drink to keep sorrow at bay.)

It's not easy to loose gubernatorial election when you ain't sure of your political future. grin
Lmao, funny though but true
Politics / Re: We Have Declared Ambode Enemy Of Ndigbo – Ohanaeze by Onyiido: 5:07pm On Jan 12, 2016
Lobolintin:



Thunder go free u small as Nah better quote not hate quote



On point nwanne...... I schooled in the East and I can say...our brothers there are making it, Aba and Onitsha market alone can boost of almost 80 Billionaires,yes billionaires. In Naira... Our Igbo brothers don't sells shares Nah, its always one man business.....

Nah somebody be Uzo Kalu (Not Nnamdi Kalu oooo) Slok Limited....

We can make of we start to diversify our resources down to the East....as am yupijg here, have started making plans to relocate entire family down home.,.when lands in my home town goes for 3.5M ,which is a determining factor for economic growth ....


Udo chia
Nwanna m thunder no hold me @ all ooo. I concur with ur writeup, after all we doing is for the development of east
Politics / Re: We Have Declared Ambode Enemy Of Ndigbo – Ohanaeze by Onyiido: 3:41am On Jan 12, 2016
Lobolintin:
As an Igbo dude...Ohaneze doesn't speak for me


Ambode Akinwumi is a friend of the Biaigbo....


He has done well and needs my blessing ...let them go home and establish




With all the bashing have been getting for the ABOVE comments..I have this to say....


I was born in Lagos,
Primary and secondary in Lagos, higher in the East...
Our brothers don't invest in the east ...

I know a cousin, he has a property worth 100M in Lagos, and has a small bungallow in the east worth 1M, but if Ambode destroys that one now for fly over or so, what will he say His enemy of progress, ?

For those of you in the East whom has never been to lag,and hanging behind your phone to type trash...that market is an illegal market location, any encircle in Lagos around a bridge,is used for motor Garage or garden this era when bus is falling off bridge in lagos, and theirs a world class Army Shopping Complex just 20Feet away from this junk market, and surrounding building occupied by same our Igbo brothers on well planned structured...


There's no way Ambode wouldn't have given them time to pack out or relocate, tho, his wrong to have demolish the structure at that crucial time, but truth be told, from the date of Ojukwu calling Igbo's in trade fair Ewu, we should have used our tongue to count our teeth....

For those calling me silly names and tagging me and sending my comments to different social media, I don't give a 4Ck, Ambode should demolish more, it's time for us to use our heads and let's Go home,...go back and develop the east, stop coming back every Xmas to form and intimidate those dudes there with wealth and cars,snatching wives and commuting differ types of atrocities all in the name if am a business man in Lagos..... Develop the east and create something in your home town ...

If every wealthy Igbo man can create a Light or Heavy industry in the easy,our youth will deviate from crime and work hard,take a cull from Innosson and Uba....
How can a single man have 7shops in one market ,?? Nah your village market ??

When we fight let's fight for a god cause,
Ambode is Megqnizijg Lagos city,if you ain't okay with his reforms pack out....
All those governors in the east that destroys nko ?? What have we said to them ? Enemies of modern world abi?

Make we leave trash and Lobbish(in anambra dialect) for Lawma



Anu of you Quote me again and May Orunmila and Obatala ati Amadioha gbagbuo gi dia Ewu Hausa


As am the first to establish my cathedral here....
One Love Igboland,Rising Sun Land....one Love Naijq
A journey of 1M miles starts with a revolution of industrialized Eastern states....
One Love.....Udo chia
I go quote u ooo but nothing go happen to me, I dodge ur ........ Back to topic, u just said my mind. Its high time they go $ form their billonaire sequence down in east. I have an uncle who owns properties in lagos, but find it difficult too finish up his building in the village (east, that is if he has finished it now) And I'm sure they know that market was an illegal structure. They should come $ develop east $ leave lagosians alone to peace

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji To Marry Alhaji Ishaya Bako Soon… by Onyiido: 3:24am On Jan 12, 2016
missKiffy:
Bloggers yaff started with rumors lipsrsealed but why the guy kan shine teeth like this grin
U go hear lie tire for blogging room.
Romance / Re: 2 Women Fight Over A Man During A Football Match In Kenya (Photos) by Onyiido: 2:10am On Jan 12, 2016
Lovexme:


Never encountered such problem. Maybe you should check out the FAQ page on it.
Aiite, thanks a lot
Romance / Re: 20 FACTS About NIGERIAN Guys. by Onyiido: 7:42pm On Jan 11, 2016
Teempakguy:
... ... ... lol ... ... ...
cool
Romance / Re: 20 FACTS About NIGERIAN Guys. by Onyiido: 7:41pm On Jan 11, 2016
Skmoda360:

take it easy...you are just ranting sex poo in your sentimental bigotery.
At least, half of what she said is true. Abi na lie wink
Romance / Re: 20 FACTS About NIGERIAN Guys. by Onyiido: 7:40pm On Jan 11, 2016
Teempakguy:
should not have generalized.
Tell ur team guys not to generalize girls too
Romance / Re: 2 Women Fight Over A Man During A Football Match In Kenya (Photos) by Onyiido: 7:36pm On Jan 11, 2016
Lovexme:


Do you get any error message while trying to log in?
It doesn't even connect at all, that's my pain here
Romance / Re: 2 Women Fight Over A Man During A Football Match In Kenya (Photos) by Onyiido: 6:31pm On Jan 11, 2016
Lovexme:


Just logged into mine. No glitch whatsoever.
have been experiencing the problem since thursday, went to cybercafe to log on with desktop, still the problem persisted. what do I do pls?
Romance / Re: 2 Women Fight Over A Man During A Football Match In Kenya (Photos) by Onyiido: 6:00pm On Jan 11, 2016
Their bizness, not mine. Pls is anyone experiencing problem logging on to yahoo mail
Politics / Re: Jim Nwobodo Marries Patricia After Dumping PDP For APC Today(pic by Onyiido: 12:04pm On Jan 11, 2016
[quote author=henryanna36 post=41824228]

Nwobodo was such a devote Anglican to the extent that he single-handedly built the multi-million naira St. Mathew’s Anglican Church in his hometown, Amechi, Awkunanaw in the 70s.


And some gullible ones will come here $ rant on how pastors, imams $ co collect money from the poor in the name of enriching themselves. Smh for them
Romance / Re: "You Want Mr. Right When You Are Miss. Wrong " by Onyiido: 7:42pm On Jan 10, 2016
MORNDEW:
Most times when you see a single lady and you engage her in a conversation on why she is not married, they often give many reasons but one that has most times formed their argument is that they have not seen ''Mr right''. When you probe further on what qualifies a man as Mr right? Then you are in for an answer that could rival any essay in a WAEC exam. You will such things as he must be tall, handsome, rich, treat me like a queen, must not be a cheat, and others to numerous to mention.

As they say, what is good for the goose is also good for the gander, many women want MR. RIGHT but are MISS WRONG. Equity demands that since you want Mr. Right, you should also be "Miss right" of strive to be one in order to strike a balance when you both finally meet or even to be ahead of other women in getting married.

Sadly enough, many women are "Miss Wrong". They don't have what it takes to be married. They want to get married but they still keep more than one man, many of these Mr right seeking ladies can't cook, clean the home, and do laundry. They lack rudimentary elements of how to make a successful home. A friend of mine just parted ways with a certain lady who each time she cooks, the oil used in preparing such meal will be enough to cook three different types of food. He has tried to teach her, but it appears there's no success in sight.

Some of these women have not improved themselves over the years to make a man consider them for marriage. Many over eat themselves and get unnecessarily fat and ugly, what to them is beauty is to fix all the artificialities of this world and engage in frivolous spending on irrelevant things. Some ladies, their wardrobe alone can start three boutiques in their street of which none of the money used in buying those things was sourced by them.

A lady that is up to marriage age should have something doing and has weaned herself off different bad characters. You don't expect to married to a Mr right and you are Miss wrong yourself are expecting to go and pollute his rightness or complement it. Will it be fair to be Miss wrong and you expect Mr right?

Princewill Chimereze.
Follow on Twitter @ P_ Chimereze. ,

Writer, Public Affairs Analyst,
Social Commentator.

Source:
www.enlightennigeria..com/2016/01/you-want-mr-right-when-you-are-miss_8.html
Op thou art honourable "mr right", remove the speck in ur eyes before u remove that off the women. Don't u pple get tired of women, anyway continue making us popular and well noted. Pls look beyond their attitude $ see their inner beauty. My one pence though!
Romance / Re: Lady Posts Pic On FB About To Have Sex With Man, Man's Other GF Comes For Her. by Onyiido: 6:26pm On Jan 10, 2016
SirJeffry:
Wasted generationundecided

Even at my age and status, I still don't feel so comfortable taking alcohol before my mum let alone sth like this on a public forum.

I don't know if women are curse or blessing to this world but 100% sure they aren't the latter though.undecided
U're going to get married one day, but surely to the latter as u perceived. Take it or leave it, women are blessings. Its just the olosho ones making them look cursed
Romance / Re: When Your Babe Shuns A Decent Mama Put Meal For An Expensive Eatery. by Onyiido: 8:45pm On Jan 08, 2016
Toks2008:
That moment when you ask your babe to follow you to a decent mama put around the corner to have a delicious meal with choice meat,freshly pounded yam and choice soup but insists both of you look for an eatery where you will spend more on same meal then 2 things must be involved...

1.Your babe is either a stubborn foreigner
2.Or a fake


Don't bother to take her serious because she is not prudent.


This is just an innocuous comical caption and illustration to draw your attention but the message is that a good wife must be very prudent and always willing to take the more prudent quality option when it comes to managing her finances or that of her hubby.

While some ladies who were born into great wealth may be used to high class life style,some ladies are so fake that they always want to show off by always wanting to be extravagant in spending and forgetting their humble background..

This may come in the case of choosing a location to stay where we have some ladies asking the man to rent a place that is obviously more costly when you can get same quality apartment in a cheaper and equally good location or it could be in the case of choosing a school for the children and she may suggest a school of exorbitant tuition fee when there are cheaper options with same or even better quality system.

In any situation where prudence is expected.Every reasonable lady irrespective of your rich or poor background,must always help her man to minimize cost without necessarily settling for a lower quality option and let the man be the one who "persistently" insists he wants a more expensive option and not the lady.
Op everyone have their principle, and that's your own principle. As for me there are places I wouldn't want to be seen not because its bad(mind u it may be ok) but becaUuse my principle is based on the fact that I prefer an eatery to mama put. I'm not bragging or being too fake, that is as a result of my upbringing $ mentors
Politics / Re: Planned Attack On Jonathan's Home Busted, 5 Arrested by Onyiido: 5:18pm On Jan 08, 2016
emmydeep:
APC WILL CERTAINLY SET NIGERIA ABLAZE WITH THEIR OVER AMBITION AND STUPIDITY.
and their lies too
Politics / Re: Security Operatives Storm Dikko's Residence In Abuja by Onyiido: 3:18pm On Jan 08, 2016
Should I type "the game just began". No hiding place for the corrupt ones. I pray nothing happens to Buhari with the rate @ which he arrest and prosecute them now. God bless Buhari, God bless Nigeria

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Boy Undergoing Spiritual Cleansing In A Cameroonian Village (Graphic Pic) by Onyiido: 2:26pm On Jan 07, 2016
stunt89:
The picture actually looks like a painting work.
My exact thought!

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Politics / Re: Uwazuruike To Set Up Parallel Government by Onyiido: 5:03pm On Jan 06, 2016
myners007:
I wonder how many Igbos are in support of this meaningless venture
I'm an igbo. The agitation for biafra can never be actualized with hatred,jealousy burning within us. Biafra don't even have infrastructural amenities to boast of $ nothing to pay off. So uwazurike should go $ get things right before fighting for a failed cause. I can support this cause, not now.

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