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rest in peace

this is educative. thanks.

that is serious

nice and awesome write up. thanks

musKeeto:
GOD is a scam. Stop being scammed.

mr muskeeto you have already scam yourself just like the people of isreal that were ask to spy a promise land reported to their master and described themselves as grasshopper. i am not surprise it is only people like you that can even open your mouth to say GOD IS A SCAM. i advice you to please give your life to JESUS so that you will not die as and like a mosquito.
NOW to the trend i want to advice that you accept christ into your life then attend a living bible church for more knowledge about God so that you will learn how to communicate with God on your own. there are so many serious life issues that God had solved in the past i pray your own will not be too difficult for him. i prophesy that the TABLE shall be TURN to your TURN to sing a new song in JESUS NAME. SHALOM.

what else can i say than RIP

if the university can hold down any mistake that favoured the student then the student should do same. i want to ask you do you have any record of your own result if not think twice. because if you start this claimed and it result to the same CGPA the dept may take it up against you but if you are SURE then contact the HOD of the dept but dont popularise it. AND PLS CONFIRM what your claim. This can also be a TYPICALGRAPHICAL ERROR on the part of the typist. wish u goodluck.

congratulations to you all best of luck in the labour market.

CONGRATS. WISHING ALL OF YOU A WONDERFUL JOB AFTER SERVICE.

whirlwind7:
On behalf of all snake in naija, this letter of appeal goes out to everyone out there.

It is with a genuine feeling of dread and fear of extinction that we are pleading for mercy and leniency from all denizens.

We know that we are greatly despised and abhorred by almost everyone. We understand that, and we have been living with it for generations. Perhaps it's because the Creator permitted the devil to take our appearance when he deceived Eve in Eden's garden. Or perhaps it's because the very sight of our magnificently slithering and sexy body evokes a primordial fear in humans?

Whatever the reason may be, kindly note that we were all created by the same source. We have the right to eat, breathe and shyte like everyone else.

We can actually point you in the direction of better and more fulfilling targets to quench your lust for our wholesale slaughter: Your politicians!

Do to your corrupt politicians what you have been doing to us, and we more than guarantee you, that we would both have better living conditions. Politicians' poor environmental preservation policy has contributed to the destruction of our natural habitats. We need shelter, just like everyone else!

We believe a plate of catfish pepper soup beats the flavour of a serpentine treat, anyday, anytime.

Live and let live. Thank you.
Kindly join us to observe this moment of silence for our departed comrade. We shall overcome!

Signed: Committee for a better human and serpent relationship.

you make me laugh. nice post and interesting.

i think with some meaningful contributions from this trend, the effort of your lawyer and with the support of GOD things shall work out in your FAVOUR. goodluck

am so much interested count me . here is my whapApp number 09092962741. thank u. olusoga by name.

i want to advice that you get your wife a job or set up a tangible business for her. secondly i dont know the type of job u do and you said you leave the house 6am - 8pm. but the truth is that you too must give yourself rest. rest for your own good and your marriage. wish u well

u are healed in JESUS name. i believe in the power in the namevof JESUS. nevadless if u follow what is going on out dare u will b misled. has som1 said above u can still make romance wit him since his has hand and mouth u can still make love a bit. God will uphold ur marriage.

am proud of you woman for honesty you shown may God bless you. i want to apprciate the lagos state govt for not covering this behaviour of Ugwu. please give her a permanent job. so she will not continue to labour for someone else again. am proud to be a Nigerian.

Doluvincent1:
If truly he is a Christian he should not pick up the job.
"Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things." (Philippians 4:.
So the question now is : is this job "just"
is it a honest job
is it a job of good report?

So even those posters above saying drinking alcohol is not a sin read and understand the above verse to know if drinking will make people to give a good report about u?
Or if there is any praise in drinking

his breakthrough is on the way
he should just focus on JESUS only

God bless

God bless dis person. i love ur comment may God increase ur wisdom and understanding. now back to d issues i want to say he should not take d job. he should consider others fellow that might not have a strong faith. i will advice him to sincerely seek the face of God for divine direction. he should be sincere to himself. less i forget dis message dropped into my heart now dat what of if he accept d offer and after 3 months his appointment was terminated what will he do? he should pls think abt it.

Idrismusty97:
Why didn't god saved Myles Munroe?
What about the countless other pastors that have died throughout Nigeria and the world, where was their miracle?

There is something called "Luck" you know. If he and his kids got crush in the car you wouldn't remembered god. Every good thing that happens god takes the credit, shouldn't he also take the credits for bad things since he have unlimited power to stop bad things from happening anyway?

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

mr man you better keep your dirty mouth shot. Dont learn a lesson about God in the hard way. how dare you querying God. the all doing GOD.

congrats flying eagles.
thank you for making us proud.

dis is fantastic. God will promote u d more

OLAMIDE api birthday to u LLNP. As u celebrate dont forget ur saviour.

Dear fellow NL Pls i need your advice. what online biz can i do am a part time worker i need extra income to keep my family. thank you.

hi i like to thank God for ur life. see no 1without a past.since u are sincere very soon God will link u up to the bone of ur bone and flesh of ur flesh. ur period of waiting shall b ova soon. just keep trusting God he did not forget u i believe. goodluck

congrats bros i believe my own testi is on de way.once again congrats.

dis is inhuman. this woman must be purnished for her action to serve as sample to others.

happy birthday to u DADDY

well done

sorry oga reporter wish u are quick recovery.

Jackeeh:
Sorry Sis. I can only imagine what you're going through. First off don't, and I repeat, don't report your man to anyone. You will further embarass him and make matters worse. Also don't take advice from NL gals who tell you they will never swallow milk. Sister believe me; they have done worse. And most of them(if not all) are still single. Your man has a sexual fantasy he hid from you. He should have told you buh he didn't. So let's not cry over spilled milk. Talking about spilled milk, your man's "spilled milk" isn't poison. Swallowing it won't kill you. It actually contains protein blah blah blah. Some tips to help you : have some chewing gum or sweet in your mouth when you're giving him a bj( e.g tom tom). When he spills, instead of dwelling on d taste, just gulp down the stuff as fast as possible. In other words, swallow it at once. Don't delay. If he still insists you swallow, you can also hold the tip of your nose tight while you swallow. Hmmmmmm all these just for semen. Odiegwu!!! Well, what am I trying to say here? Save your marriage. Do all you can to save your marriage. The day he meets another lady who can swallow not only spilled milk but the joystick + balls, no amount of prayers will bring him back to you. And I won't be surprised if that "other woman" turns out to be one of these ones shouting, God forbid! I can't do it!!! Mtchwwwwww. At least your life isn't in danger. He's not hitting you. Finally whether u choose to swallow or not, protect your marriage at all cost.

pls ur advice is not good enough. if she will save her marriage is it by destroying her precious life. NO. part of ur advice was dat she should make use of chewing gum, sweet and others. for how long can she continue this and what gurantee that her husband will not marry another lady sooner or later.finally remember what will be the end of children frm dis type of family. my prayer is that God will intervene in ur marriage and HE will SAVE it.

dis post encourages. thanks

eddyland dis info is superb. thanks

well every body do shy in the public. but i notice that dose one in the party also looking for someone to lead. for me i wil eat the meat in a polite way.

am short of words. but sincerely speaking christianity has missed is salvour/glory. i cant even understannd what all dis so called crusaders are potraying to d comunity to d unbelivers. my advice is just dat know, watch who u follow and know where u a heading to. " (HEAVEN IS REAL likewise HELL). ONIGBAGBO TI DI ONIGBAGBE". let d genuine child of God be sober and be watchful. i pray we shall all get there