The complete poem!

An ode to old Man U sing to the tune of "Old Roger is dead and gone to his grave"

Old Man U is dead and gone to its grave

Ooh ahh, gone to its grave

They planted an expensive waste over its head

Ooh ahh, over its head

The expensive waste changed haircut and ran out of luck

Ooh ahh, ran out of luck

United fans lose their cool and call for his head

Ooh ahh, call for his head

The special one lost it and lampooned Luke Shaw

Ooh ahh, lampooned Luke Shaw

We all sit back to see what happens next

And this is the story of new Man U

We don't need an apology. Cameron was right in what he said. It's just giving us an insight into the sort of sneaky "frenemy" he is.

But he should please use his good office to return all our stolen assets stashed in UK.

No quarrel. No abuse. Thank you Mr. Cameron

Romeo4real ... how did this pan out? Were you successful in your quest?

Take a bow, Afe Babalola. It is indeed a noble gesture. The only problem is GEJ doesn't have the sole right to carry out the action. He should have gone about it in the proper manner. he isnn't a military president, he can't rule by decrees but by the force and action of law

You can choose to be president for whatever reason you want. But you must get there through a free and fair process. If the people choose to elect a goat or a known thief, they've made their decision and thats it. I think the question here should be what right anyone has to deny him of his fairly won mandate. The robbery didnt stop there sef. They went ahead and murdered him ...

Did anyone actually read what Fashola said before rushing to type jargons? That you are governor doesn't make you a king or a god. There are roles for everyone. Hence he states it isn't his role to employ or sack doctors. All he can do is mediate. This is one smart chap ...

I'll just like to advice rational folk here not to jump to conclusions.

Youtube the clip, listen to it, understand the context he was speaking in etc.

Don't take the word of a previous poster for truth. Do your own investigations.

Finally, I'll just say a bad preacher is different from a false preacher. And one mistake by a man doesn't make him inherently and irrevocably "bad'

Be wise.

I've read some horrible arguments on Nairaland, but i wasn't aware you could actually come out to confess an intention to murder!

Moderators, please confirm if anything goes on this forum.

Na wa oh

Methinks the main issue for discourse should be his ability or otherwise to perform the job he's been appointed to do. More especially as the appointment smirks of the use of unfair advantage to gain ground.

If I'm right, he didn't win in an election to represent his people. Now we see him emerging as a commissioner. Why? What are his qualifications and experience?

At this point, Oyo state after years and years of mismanagement definitely need round pegs in round holes. Not sharing of Government jobs to political families and dynasties.

There mustbe something he's bringing to the table that should make anyone comfortable with his appointment.

Just my twopence. Dont hate me.

Hope I don't sound like a Christian apologist, but do Mosques and Islamic bodies check the wealth of its members (some of who are Government officials) who build mosques, sponsor hajj trips, feed almajaris and imams and generally do the dictates of their religion?

Farida needs to watch and balance her arguments. EFCC knows where to find criminals and should focus properly, abeg.

@ ayettymama ,

abeg stop all this semantics, dissembling and distortions. oh , and the insults too.

if something is wrong, you should seek avenues to redress it. even where there are no enabling laws, they can be created but only by protest and representation.

if we adopt this seat on the fence attitude, nothing will change. if you think you're immune and these things can never touch you, better have a rethink. things have a multiplier way of hitting innocent people.

if ahmed yerima has his way (and he may well eventually have it; he's in government, isn't he?), you would wear a veil at all times, not be able to work with your hard earned academic degrees and generally be a second class citizen.

better be careful , and fight (not necessarily physical) when you can ,

"I don't care about the issue of age since I have not violated any rule as far as Islam is concerned," he said.

"History tells us that Prophet Muhammad did marry a young girl as well. Therefore I have not contravened any law. Even if she is 13 as it is being falsely peddled around.

"If I state the age, they will still use it to smear Islam,"

"As a Muslim as I always say I consider God's law and that of his prophet above any other law,"

"I will not respect any law that contradicts that and whoever wants to sanction me for that is free to do that."

These are actual quotes (source BBC) from the man himself.

Effectively he's saying my religion allows me to be a paedophile and no Nigerian laws or constitutions (of which he is one of the custodians) can deter him.

These are the sorts of charlatans we have running the country!

I'm dissapointed in all Nairalanders (I'm especially looking at you Mistakay and Ayettymama) who have remotely suggested this crime should be overlooked !!!

mZDARKSKIN , that may not fly o , see the poster's location. Lagos, Nigeria. Doubt if his mum will appreciate flowers, dinner etc!

another poor attempt at disparaging the church?

pathetic!

new found respect for jonathan. seriously.

that was sharp and to be expected of the president of a country!

and reading between the lines, his handling of the political crisis has been spot on.

there's hope for nigeria ,

nice one rozy

Stop fighting children !!!  

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ganjaseed (what a name) is just trying to discredit the church.

simple.

i'm sure we all agree about that.

that should be the crux of the matter.

joagbaje should not be the one on trial here.

lets keep things in proper perspective.

nwosas

looks like u know something about electronic payment systems

can we talk?

i have a serious need for a sms payment system.

is it possible (realistic solution) in nigeria to fit a machine with a sim card and buy stuff of it by directly debiting your phone credit balance and crediting the machine's sim?

how can i go about installing/activating such a system?

would really appreciate your help.

i've got a blackberry storm and it meets my needs effectively, thank you

even found out today that nairaland has a wap site

can anyone point me to free game downloads?

all work and no play makes opata a dull boy

thanks

who can resist candylips

again and again and again ,

lets be the judge , post a pic of her!!!

bol

u can't invest based on "please what is the best business i can do in naija now".

what business passion do u have? what valuable experience do u possess?

i believe there are a lot of things in the uk market that are yet to be replicated here. with the right feasibility study and management, u can get something you know about going on without anyone 419ing you.

i am a project manager and am working on 2 projects (based on uk ideas). if u have an idea, send me ur email address, i can do a feasibility for you and also mange your project.

regards.

i know , needed to trust the site before posting personal information.

u need a project manager?

Can recommend a fully owned nigerian enterprise which can do feasibility studies and manage your local projects.

Please get in touch with me for contact and more details ,

turai lectured the king's harem on how to hold him captive against the wishes of the princes, advisers and people of the kingdom ,

thats falasy
your info is baseless, my woman is an icon of bank PHB and confirmed dt your info is not authentic. in other words, they are still workin on it, and yet to be published.    


i always thot this forum was for serious people , the story is TRUE , if indeed your woman works there in any capacity, u would know , unless "ur woman" does not consider u important enough to divulge serious infor like this to !!!