I qued for more than 4 hours at the bank today o

The man should be hanged under an oak tree

Jagaban212:
I will hug wet transforner if this thread doesn't make frontpage

Ntoor, e don reach second page and lalasticlala still no send you... Oya go hug the transformer nau

Meanwhile, these things work like magic

iteleaye:
The rat dey look up to God for help... Why hath thou forsaken me




Na so one mumu rat wan come chop the gucci footwear wey i dey sell... But i fast pass am

How much is this Gucci?

Sorry o, madam

Meanwhile, ASSenal are going out tonight

Lalasticlala, na this kind topic suppose dey nod for front page o

elantraceey:
The age difference is not a problem but I'll advice you to quit dating her for now instead be like a guide for her and be a good friend , be someone she can discuss anything with but don't abuse her for any reason , when she has come of age , like 20-22 you can then take the next step. She's just to timid right now and knows not what love is about , let not her looks deceive you.

Common, those kids aint kids anymore, they are grown. They know what love is. Some of them will handle love better than you I swear. He could be a friend and lose her to one agabaya who would disvirgin her, nyansh her like there is no tomorrow. Those kids aint kids.

Before you finish this guy all ya...Know that we have people who are 12, 13 years older than their wives, this might be one of those in the making. He doesnt want to sleep with her. With his experience he could guide and guard her. Abeg let the poor girl enjoy the love from an experienced dude who doesn't wanna see her pant rather thn those riff raffs who would nyansh her at the slightest opportunity. And besides, a sixteen year old of the 21st century is like a 30 year of the 19th century, those kids know a lot.

GEJ, GEJ, GEJ...How many times did I call you?

wow

Naija Ninjas....I hail thee o

The Serving Overseer of the Latter Rain Assembly and Convener of the Save Nigeria Group, Pastor Tunde Bakare has lashed out at CAN and PFN for endorsing President Goodluck Jonathan for the 14 February presidential election at the expense of one of their own, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, the running mate to the All Progressives Congress, APC, presidential candidate, Muhammadu Buhari.

Bakare, who had repeatedly called for the postponement of the elections, said during his sermon at the weekend that he learnt Christian leaders held a secret meeting where they endorsed Jonathan, saying that the reason Christian leaders said they won’t support him (Bakare) in 2011 when he was running mate to Buhari was because they claimed he was too controversial and had never contested any election before.
He asked: “Why have they refused to support Osinbajo who is not a radical in 2015?”

Bakare lamented that the development could lead to a sharp division within the church, insisting that because 2014 was not fixed, a dangerous storm would brew after the general elections since all the stakeholders have refused to heed his warning that the polls should be postponed.

In his sermon titled “The Sweet And Sour Ministry Of The Prophet”, Bakare said “a prophet is sent to bring change not build consensus,” adding that “ whenever you compromise what is right in order to gain acceptance with men, you lose acceptance with God.”

He said some of the compromising Christian leaders he often described as palace prophets, were only after their pockets, which was why they have queued behind Jonathan and rejected their ‘son’.

The biblical quotation, “He came unto his own, and his own received him not,” played out itself a few days ago when the Christian Association of Nigeria, CAN, and the Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria, PFN, rejected Pastor Osinbajo who came to them for support for his political ambition. They told him that they were for President Jonathan.

Leaders of CAN and PFN had met at the Redemption Camp of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, RCCG, to pray for the nation and the forthcoming election, but the meeting turned out to be for a secret endorsement of Jonathan’s candidacy.

In attendance at the meeting, P.M.NEWS gathered, were Pastor Enoch Adeboye, General Overseer, RCCG; Bishop David Oyedepo of the Winners Chapel; Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, CAN President; Rev. Felix Omobude, PFN President; Pastor Paul Adefarasin, PFN Vice President; Pastor Wale Adefarasin of the Guiding Light Assembly and other key Christian leaders in the nation.

Pastor Osinbajo was also at the meeting to seek their blessing to support him and the candidacy of General Muhammed Buhari.
Pastor Paul Adefarasin was said to have broken the silence when he asked Adeboye who they should support since his ‘son’, Pastor Osinbajo is vying for the vice presidency with Buhari. They wanted Aeboye to say something and Osinbajo was watching as he believed that ‘Baba’ will certainly ask other leaders to endorse him, but he was disappointed.

Adeboye was said to have told them that he is a man under authority and that since he is under the authority of CAN and PFN, whoever they endorsed, he would support and go with them.

It was then that Oyedepo stood up and said he had prayed and that God was leading him to endorse and support Jonathan and that was the script the Christian leaders adopted at the expense of Osinbajo.

Instead of the meeting being for prayer for the nation, it was gathered that it turned out to be for the secret endorsement of Jonathan as all the leaders present except Osinbanjo agreed that CAN and PFN should go with Jonathan.

Osinbajo was not allowed to address the Christian leaders, giving the excuse that since the other contesting party was not present, they would not allow him to address the audience.

He was said to be downcast as his own rejected his aspiration.

CAN has been campaigning for Jonathan through messages being sent on Wasap to discredit the candidacy of Buhari in order to sway people to support Jonathan.

In one of the messages sent by CAN, it said that “during Babangida’s regime, he sold Nigeria to (Organisation of Islamic Countries) OIC” in order to Islamise Nigeria with an agreement that OIC will be supporting Nigeria financially and materially to accomplish their mission. And every year, Nigeria will be paying interest to OIC. So from IBB’s regime, Nigeria has been paying, until 1999 when Obasanjo who is a Christian came and stopped it for eight years.

“Then, in 2007 Yar’Adua came in and paid the outstanding debt of Obasanjo to OIC, with an interest and apology, he also paid his own from 2007 – 2010 and died. Goodluck Jonathan came in and stopped it for six years now and OIC constitution said that any member nation that stopped this payment for 10 years will be automatically excommunicated. Now GEJ has ruled Nigeria from 6th May, 2010 – 2015. He is seeking for 2nd tenure that will make it 10 years so that Nigeria will be delivered from the blood sucking Islamic religion,” CAN said in the text message, believed to be sponsored by Pastor Oritsejafor.

CAN further said that was why APC Presidential candidate, Buhari has been fighting to rule Nigeria since Obasanjo’s administration to date.
“Remember Nigeria’s 100 years centenary was in 2014. And any religion that starts to rule from this 2015 will take dominion till the next 100 years. Note: I am not campaigning for GEJ, but I am just revealing a secret to my fellow Christians to vote for religion. Forget Boko Haram. OIC masterminded it to distract us, it will soon be over.

“Nigeria did not have the monopoly of terrorism, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Egypt, Pakistan, Kuwait, Somalia, etc have. This entire nation has been fighting terrorism since in the 80s yet… Don’t personalize this secret please! Make sure you send it to all your friends and everybody around. May God bless you, as you will vote for a Christian President in Nigeria election – 2015. Remember, God will judge you for using your thumb to dig the grave of his Church –CAN,” the Wasap message said.

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/02/02/bakare-blasts-can-pfn-for-endorsing-jonathan/

Lets keep voting

Issokay. Not only the educational sector...everything is empty, even his brain.

Buhari promised to Jail corrupt leaders...GEJ fans, get ready, BUHARI shall jail Jonadaarrrft and his PDPIGGS governors for corruption before the end of this year

SAI BUHARI

SAI BABA

FEBUHARI 14...WE CAN'T JUST WAIT

PS:
Nairaland Poll On February Presidential Election Between Jonathan And Buhari: https://www.nairaland.com/2119319/nairaland-poll-february-presidential-election

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Make I suspend for air if this thread no make frontpage

Lets continue voting

Oya let us continue voting o

Timi Dakolo posted this photo on Instagram few minutes ago. The woman seems to understand what she's reading. You just can tell from the look on her face...lol

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http://www.lailasblog.com/#sthash.hPKeFWhg.dpuf

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The popular talk show host and presenter shared this on her Instagram. Well, at 80, she still looks smashing.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/01/i-will-look-like-this-when-am-80-years.html

..................And Seun and his bleeping MODS wont put this on Front Page now...Oluwaseun Osewa, oju ma ti e gbeyin ni to ba di FEBUHARI 14

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According to twitter user @AyoShonaiya, Governor of Ekiti State, Ayo Fayose went on Ekiti TV yesterday, saying he has no regrets about his controversial 20million naira advert on Punch newspaper.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/01/ayo-fayose-says-he-doesnt-regret.html#sthash.eTm1JCOl.dpuf

Sorry, dont know why the photos aint showing

[size=40pt]NO, Its not 4PM, its 6.30PM[/size]

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In line with its primary focus of offering the best crossover platform to Nigerians, the 2014 Lagos Countdown, did not fall short of pre-event expectations of a mind-blowing show.

The one-month programme which ends today, was so dazzling that Nigerians from all walks of life trooped to the Lagos Bar Beach, venue of the Countdown to celebrate the end of 2014 and witness the beginning of 2015.

Celebrities like 2face Idibia, Wizkid, Omawunmi, Patoranking, Seyi Shay et al were present to light up the mood of people.

Continue to see more photos...


Its your boy Wizzy


Omawunmi doing her thing


Wizkid killing it on stage


Seyi Shay performing Murda with Patoranking

See all at: http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/01/photos-from-star-studded-lagos-31st.html

Seems every Nairalander that gets married comes here to share the good news and photos. I have decided to follow the crowd. We got married this saturday, 13th Dec. She doesnt have a Nairaland account but she comes here to read posts, so we are both Nairalanders. The trad and white wedding were done the same day.

Seun, Mods, do the needful. Move this to the frontpage asap

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By now, most Nigerians in the online community know about @MrAyeDee on Twitter.
Nigeria’s number 1 blogger Linda Ikeji had been in the eye of the storm when her blog came under attack two weeks ago which led to her blog being shut down by Google and restored about 24 hours later. She was being accused of copyright infringement by a shadowy character called Alexander Mukhtar Dan’Iyan, the editor-in-chief of the 15Past8 Media Group based in New York City. Dan’Iyan’s goes by the name @MrAyeDee.

Africa’s first Nobel Literature laurent Wole Soyinka doesn’t have kind words for Dan’Iyan whom he described in his memoiors as, “One was a self-hating Igbira, a minority tribe from the Nigerian hinterland, whose yearning to be mistaken for a Fulani aristocratic scion had resulted in his changing his name from Daniyan to Dan’Iyan”.

The whole Linda Ikeji Blog saga ended with Ikeji claiming that Dan’Iyan was scorned because she stopped chatting with him online. While, Dan’Iyan claimed he had no amorous interest in Ikeji.

Following the Linda Ikeji saga, Dan’Iyan turned his sights on Bola Tinubu. With a series of tweets he ‘revealed’ that the All Progressive Congress (APC) leader and his wife, Remi Tinubu, a serving Senator in the Nigerian Seante, was a confessed and convicted drug dealer in the United States who had to forfeit his wealth to the US government in exchange for his criminal record being sealed.

Fast forward to today and a woman, who identifies by her first name, Lizzy, emerges and grants an interview to Nigerian FM based in New York. She says she was married to Dan’Iyan for three years from 2001 and says he is a fraud and and he lives off women. She said he is a ‘419’ and a squatter who spends a lot of time on the Internet bringing down people. She said men and women have to be careful of him.

Omo, I am scared as hell. I swear after watching this, I hereby declare that I, Opeyemi Stephens shall not under any condition employ any nanny whatsoever to look after my kids even if she looks like an angel, suggested to me by father abraham, anointed by David Oyedepo and come from as far as Andromeda galaxy. I almost peed in my boxers I swear.

Seun, Mods, Supermods, please sharply move this to the frontpage for all to learn

Oklakl

SMALLPENIS:
I school in Uzbekistan, so I don't know wild animals or gold,why does that dog have long teeth

Because its a carnivorous dog