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You just killed a king cobra. Not so aggressive like the queen.

BaddieKay:
I don't mean to be religious bt u need spiritual help,cause I dnt think its normal 4 an adult to bedwet...But if There's a medical explanation,then see a good Doctor

Yea, they need to seek a good doctor. Her urinary tract might have been affected.

irunooboo:
The arrogance and pride displayed by these over hyped noisemakers called musicians will be the template for their quick journey to oblivion. This is what you get when money miss road. They are free to drink alcohol and smoke weed as they wish but when the result of their wayward life comes in future, i hope they won't start disturbing innocent Nigerians with their plea for kidney surgery money. Awon alainironu

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o4diley:
As a doctor, what the doctor u spoke to wanted to do was d right thing(that's number 1), secondly, there are different types of hymen, which goes to point to the fact that not every virgin bleeds once deflowered. Thirdly one of the earlier posts was correct, which stated that d penis at that time might not have been strong enough to tear d hymen. Fourthly, some school of thought define virginity as 'not having sexual exposure of any sought'. That being said I would say u shouldn't worry yourself about any of this. You will only know if u r really a virgin when u have proper coitus or when u have been examined by a doctor. With respect to the pain u feel around your vagina, I think it should be psychological, if u have always felt the pain there, but if the pain is recent, I think u should see a doctor and be properly examined. If the psychological explanation is the case, I think u should see a psychologist. All your questions will be better answered by a medical professional than in a group like this(no harm intended). Good luck. NB: u could google types of hymen to enlighten u better.


My curiousity led me to talk to a doctor, he said he would check with his fingers to see if there is a wide entrance.

He was wearing his gloves when I told him, 'dont bother again, thank you sir' :'

Buahhahahahahahhaha

I'm sorry I can't comment if I can't assess you thoroughly because I don't like saying something i'm not sure of.

After the killing of twin their wrath is heavily visited on any child born after the twins because they are of the belief that the third child sent the twins into the world, so the third child is severely dealt with.


How stupid

Vicadonis:
America catches its armed men so as to investigate and know their sponsors. Nigeria kills theirs to save the sponsors (big men)

They have no sponsors, they act on their own consent. No big man will be sponsoring these set of cretin and still share from their loot, the big men are in the National Assembly feeding fat on the nation's treasury. Your guess is as good as mine, Buruji Kashamu, Akpabio et al are the big men.

Baroba:
You actually compared a human to an animal acting on mere instincts, cats are carnivorous animals who hunt for their own foods.. The modern man can grow his own food, raise livestock for food, that's the difference..

If you are going to raise Chicken, ensure your cages are well built and secure. A snake , civet cat, feral cat will take advantage if the find a way.. It's called survival in animal kingdom.. There is nothing wild about that cat, he just mutilated someone's pet, its wrong and should be condemned by anyone with a conscience..

Have you forgotten that man stand tall on the food web, agreed, it's survival of the fittest and if the gentle man can't afford to build a proper cage (Current Economy), he still has to be responsible for the livestock by guarding them jealously! The cat is a wild animal, i've dealt with many of them and I will never feel so remorseful.

@Adenine02: cats hates water, next time drown the cat and hang the remains close to your pen or cage, no cat will dare come near your cage. You did well!

tonyfrenzy:
wild cat indeed


[size=18pt]That killing is barbaric[/size]

Hahahahaha... Babaric indeed.

The day rat eat one of my denim was the last time we had rat in the house. This killing will serve as a deterrent to others.

That guy will soon straff the OP soon.

ShowYourCertificate:
This Buhari's Certificate saga is still an embarrassment to this country. How can a whole president of a country be certificateless? It's sounds funny but is not funny

Can you just imagine such an embarrassment even at the height that his war college confirmed he graduated!

Things like this won't happen in China and North Korea. Talo fe gbena Woju ekun?

pretydiva:
She's pretty jst like me

Yea, until I realised you have no dp.

There is a revolution ongoing in SA. Nigeria used to be like this until NBC banned the broadcasting of miracle telecast. I suggest SA government do the same.

Abeg, how I fit transfer my citizenship to Iran or Qatar?

Daintelectual:
How did all these money go over sea? this man's record can never be beaten!

I dey tell you, Alams, Tinubu, Bode George, Obj are learner.

To think Abacha don't travel frequently to these countries yet he has loyal people who launders the money for him talks a lot about being a tyrant and a DICKtator!

Ok.

Is that 3Stars?

VickyRotex:
lmao!!!

You no know before?


HD movies are like 1.5/2GB per hour, now let's say you watched each movie for like 2 hours.

That's 2GB X 2 =4GB

>> 4GB X 7 = 28GB

>> 1 Documentary *Coughs* Let's say that one was like 2GB

>> 3 Episodes of a Series.

Each Episode is about 40 minutes. Let's say Each Episode consumed 1GB

1GB X 3 =3GB

Oya 28GB + 2GB +3GB = 33GB

And If you're not rewinding while streaming it ought to require less bandwidth depending on the protocol you use though.

This is just an estimate though

Now where's the remaining 20+GB? Either you used it for other things or ya lying


Btw, pay me for my analysis. Tanchu!

Your analysis is flawed cos it's not 1.5G to 2G on the definition the op streamed those movies.

LovePeddler and hoes that's all I see.

Meanwhile, Adekunle Brass is still photoshopping himself with Nicki Minaj. Ok.

Blackchampion:
Alright! Let me get dis straight up!
I packed into dis house early November last year, shared a 3 bedroom flat with dis born again couple married for 4years but no kids. I'm a kindof of guy dat prefers privacy so much dat i can stay in doors 4 d whole day (thanks for d constant power supply) and i've med my neighbour and d wife understand dis.
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It all started d 1st time i had a female visitor, d look on d woman's face isn't friendly dat my friend even noticed it, but i told her to overlook it since am new here. But just dis Tuesday a female friend visited me, after bathing, we cuddled and was watching movies with d fancy lights on wen i felt some1 was watching us through a little hole on d door. My friend confirmed it too wen i stood up d person moved away and i feigned ignorance and continued wit d movie. Few mins later d person came again, dis time i rushed n opened d door, d Lady ran inside and jammed her door. Funny tin was dat her husband was in d bathroom waiting for her to join him. Then i went back n slides d curtain, she quickly came out and join d hubby in d bathroom.
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Now my problem is dis, Should i confront her or report her to d husband b4 it turns out to be another thing?
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Abeg 4get my grammatical errors as i no d speak plenty grammar as an Engineer wey i be. #Lol
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Lalasticlala

Give it to her... I mean give her Kondo!

redcliff:
See the person saying another should get a job. He looks like a graduate that just walked the whole of Marina

That man Is a doctor, you're learned and I believe you know what that mean.

TooNoisy:
It is a known fact that Awolowo was prepared to work with Zik, in fact he had asked Zik if they could form a Government together, but Zik prefered Ahmadu Bello. Why do you think people then referred to Zik as the beautiful bride. Awolowo and Ahmadu Bello were sworn enemies hence Awo was jailed in the 60s. But both could work with Zik. If the Igbos have a problem today, they should trace it back to Zik.

And when Igbos call Hausa the slave masters of the Yoruba, I can only laugh. It is on record that the Hausa and Yoruba have never voted in similar fashion except in 2015. Just check history.

Zik accepted to serve under Balewa in 1960 and 1964. Ekweme accepted to serve under Shagari in 1979. Both Hausa and Igbo voted Shagari/Ekweme. In 1999, the Hausa and Igbo voted Obasanjo remember. So who really are the slaves here?

The summary of the police calculations in Nigeria was shown in 2011. The South united and voted in Jonathan. It means if the South unites, they will always defeat the North. The North always seems to be in charge because the South is hardly ever united.

I need to see you asap sir. 3 bottles of Orijin and a plate of Isiewu.

Anywhere flavour goes, Chidinma goes.
Hmmm, this makes me remember one of Fela's song.

"When trouble sleeps yanga go wake am, wetin he dey want..."

Ladies and Gentleman, please clap for a distinguish Senator in our midst.

ScotsReferendum:
Funny that the freedom they enjoyed during Jonathan's time is good for now

Unfortunately they are the ones who voted away the freedom





Signed

Scots Referendum

United Nations Referendum

They wanted Sharia Law and they get it.

Yoruba will say "eniba pe soso yio ri soso".

How I wish this is the kind of penalty being played for corrupt individuals but guess what, there is no single corruption in Nigeria cos "stealing is not corruption".

viickerz:
That's why I always encourage guys to chase money before girls. ..

imagine, Wizkid , the guy is not even that handsome, no 6 packs, no beards, etc.. and he has been dating and dumping 'hot', classy and expensive girls..

and you will see broke guys , going to the gym 24/7 , carry 6 pack, grow beards all in the name of attracting girls.. only for one 'rich overfed midget' to come and take all the girls !

I have not shaved in like 5 weeks now, all in the name of joining "#Beard Gang.. upon all that, no girl has ever toasted me..


And I used to think girls like guys with beards..

the only thing these girls want is ' money'

if you like carry bear bear like Osama bin laden , get 6packs, one fat rich guy will still snatch ur girlfriend with his G wagon

You make sense baje baje.

nairaman66:
Rightly deduced! Darius name appeared 3 times! Brenda went ahead to refute the claim saying it wasn't Darius! Meaning it could be either Darius or Brenda.

I think Brenda is the culprit!

What else are we waiting for, oya let's burn Brenda to serves as a lesson to others.







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Say no to Jungle Justice.
Life worth more than anything.

jnrbayano:
I disagree.

He must have his own opinion. He is human like you and I.

Apologies bro.

He's wrong though.

Call her, tell her you need a heavenly massage with a happy ending then offer her 5k tip.






Thank me later.

jnrbayano:
Not too long ago, we (my colleague and I) riding on our project vehicle (a manual transmission Mitsubishi truck) to one of our sites, entered a discussion.

We talked about where the correct position of the gear should be when a manual transmission car is at parking state.

I am of the opinion that the gear position should be at No 1 (gear one). My reason is for the gear to give the car a second stationary protection (A backup to the handbrake).

Recall that when a car (manual gear system) is at rest (not started) at any gear position without clutching down, it is next to impossible to set that car on motion manually (giving the car a push or pull)

He, on the contrary is of the opinion that the gear position should be Neutral. That the handbrake should be sufficient to ensure a no motion state at parking position.

What of if the handbrake fails?

I decided to bring it here to get more insight on this subject.

Lalasticlala, give it a push.

ur friend na mumu.