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Nychillax:
optional1 is my choice......

tnx dear. #TeamOptional1 d smiling queen of d coast

kanmifad:
neither males nor females can do it alone, so I think is 50-50, except you are talking of gays and lesbians

waitin concern me wit gay nd lesbians.

bros I need u 4 teamoptional1

BiafraBushBoy:
Enugu too... Nkanu LGA

Igbo Eze south LGA d Nsukka pple

jubrealguy:
hehe........u try, lolz

Thank u!

falconey:
Please continue

hehhehehehe!

enemy alert!

Enemy plenty!

discoprophet:
Good ones like who?
I go headbutt you oh

Ah
Nna watyasaying now r my not gud, ask my hubby praizeblog he wil confirm it 4 u.

BiafraBushBoy:
how do I vote??

Dey r still in nomination nd verification. Campaign thread wil open nd then voting wil startin I wil alert u wen d voting has commence.


Which state r u frm? Am frm Enugu state

falconey:
Ladies become loving,caring and reasonable when they are due for marriage. They respect, become friendly and less shakara to anyman.

Ok, so make I continue wit my shakara bah?

jubrealguy:
lolz......man wey know say na fuel be the koko, others na by the way......shey soldier reap the fruit of hin labour sha?

Lolz,

Bros d soldier guy don dey call me since morning ooooo, d koko tin b say I no sabi lie, e b wan no my house.

jubrealguy:
gals av been destroying ds world since d days of eve......don't beat me ooo.....i know there are good ones

Y shall I beat u, even if I shall beat u shall I beat u on romancelander. Good ones lyk me

jubrealguy:
ehn! ehn!! I don catch u, so u saying it's tit for tat, abi?

Yes oooo.
U epp me I epp u.


If no b soldier wey I go toast e come allow me enter d filling station I 4 no see fuel buy.

Nd d man don enter go buy em own cos na e turn to enter.


But waka well epp me out.

jubrealguy:
lolz........he couldn't just retire the rubbers.......oya finish the story, u give am number?

I dey mad, who e epp.

D guy no epp me buy fuel, e queue 4 fuel as I queue.
How I go give am my number?

jubrealguy:
e be like say u no ready to agree atall

Lolz, I agree nah

jubrealguy:
lol.......thank God u know it's got to do with both parties

But guys own bad pass.

jubrealguy:
Stop saying @bolded, it's really making me laff here, which one is licking mouth, y wud he b doing dat, u cnt be so sure......he cud av licked a charm before coming buh how are u so sure he's married, nigga cud b looking for a wife.........in short, d licking mouth thing cud b as a result of something revealing.....just saying

Guy abeg laff wella, man wit gray hair neve married weytin e dy wait 4.


E wan discover e own Mungo Park ni.

falconey:


Yes you are right and they show these signs between the age range of 28-40.

Buh Y!
Can u give an example of dis range u mention.

If u r waiting for me to show all dis 10 signs OYO is ur case. Am waiting to discover my own Mungo Park.

GoldenJAT:
it was pretty cool.. except 4 occasional turning cos of heat. and u can c sum1 u don't know or av seen in ur dream?

Me dream nd as I wake up I jst see shining face. Dat means is u I saw

jubrealguy:
are u always there to know they are single ladies.......see, it's balanced. Ladies cheat on their men with men and guys cheat on their women with women

Ok oooo,
I cheat, u cheat, so lets cheat together.

jubrealguy:
women have been jumping inside the ocean of conclusion since year 0001, maybe the supposed foolish man just finished some spicy hot peppery pepper soup....lol. Anyway, no man will look at a gal and thinks she's olosho except she dresses that way which I don't think u r guilty of.....at least judging from ur look

My I was at a filling station queuing 4 fuel under d hot sun, d man approach me nd ask 4 my fone nob I said sorry I cant give while inside d station I was buying mine he was buying his own too nd he wasn't even looking at d gadget he was jst looking at licking his mouth as if his wife avn't given him 4 more than a year. He was so irritating.

BiafraBushBoy:
come, if u want me to vote u, u better agree with my opinion ooo...

Nna mu o biko vote me. If dats d only option I av since am optional I agree wit my Igbo brother.


Ututu o ma brother.

MrDojo:
GM

I'm sorry abt that....I'll modify the post later..I did not knw you are contesting also....

Good morning, how was ur nite?

jubrealguy:
married women too

Egbon but married men is too much.
Even yestday a foolish men was even licking his mouth bring out his tongue 4 me nd cutting me eye does he think am an olosho gal or wat.

So men sha usless nd foolish at tyms.

GoldenJAT:
ummmm!!!time shall tell... until then, hwas ur nite?

my nite was splendid after witness u in my dream. Nd urs?


E ka ru

discoprophet:
Has there been any case of that? Is that what you ladies do to each other?

Ebgon mi, u neve see gals wicked oooo, if a gal can put rat poison inside her roommate newly pot of soup na weytin else remain 4 her to do.
E b lyk say u neve jam wicked roommate them gals.

GoldenJAT:
you sure so? make e no b a case of mistaken identity o!

Egbon mi, Am 100% sure, my dreams no dy lie

MrDojo:
MrDojo here ...

Good day ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to this analytical thread for the Miss Nairaland 2016 Contest..

What a contest this year's miss NL is shaping up to be, although we are lacking in the number of contestants ( participating in this year's edition compared to previous editions { Considering the huge Amount of money for the winner and runner ups (50k,30k,20K) }, this year's edition promises to wrestle the crown for the most Controversial Edition ever ( and we are still in the Nomination & Verification stage) of the miss NL contest..

Without further Delay let's get to the major business of why we are here.....

Our contestants for this year's Miss NL contest (so far ) in the order of their verification....

1. MIMZY

2. ESTHARFABIAN ( Dropped out )

3. MISSGDOPE

4. LANICKY

5. DEMILADEGOLD

6. MYSTICGAL

7. LADYJUL

8. REFINER

9. KRYSTALKLEAR

Op where is my name?

GoldenJAT make I dey follow u 4 back dis morning, e be lyk say na u I see 4 my dream.

Over to them married pple nd medical personnel

Best answer ever!

Lahotte:
why not in campus...??

seriously I don't know why not..

cos is very unsafe in campus, anytin can happen at anytym, ur roommate can even snap u unclad nd start sharing it to guys.

Atleast wen u in campus u put on light cloths.

Everything in dis world is possible.