Vinshu:
Men are naturally promiscuous

Based on the primal hunting instinct maybe?

jubrealguy:
Stop saying @bolded, it's really making me laff here, which one is licking mouth, y wud he b doing dat, u cnt be so sure......he cud av licked a charm before coming buh how are u so sure he's married, nigga cud b looking for a wife.........in short, d licking mouth thing cud b as a result of something revealing.....just saying

Guy abeg laff wella, man wit gray hair neve married weytin e dy wait 4.


E wan discover e own Mungo Park ni.

jubrealguy:
lol.......thank God u know it's got to do with both parties

But guys own bad pass.

hifaif1:


déjà vu the bolded was actually the last thing some people said before they found themselves in the religious habiliments of a monk or nun!!!

Let us make a deal, shall we?

I don't make deals daddy

optional1:


Guy abeg laff wella, man wit gray hair neve married weytin e dy wait 4.


E wan discover e own Mungo Park ni.

lolz........he couldn't just retire the rubbers.......oya finish the story, u give am number?

Oma307:
Am just chilling myself with no girlfriend no problem

Definitely it's nice to be single and away from trouble..

optional1:

But guys own bad pass.

e be like say u no ready to agree atall

jubrealguy:
e be like say u no ready to agree atall

Lolz, I agree nah

KashyBaby:




I don't make deals daddy

Call me father!!! I am not comfortable with "daddy"

The deal is very simple!!! I will do anything for you (name them) as long as you decide now to become a nun or a Reverend sister!!!

What say you, my baby?

hifaif1:


Call me father!!! I am not comfortable with "daddy"

The deal is very simple!!! I will do anything for you (name them) as long as you decide now to become a nun or a Reverend sister!!!

What say you, my baby?

Aaaww that's so sweet daddy...lemme ask first my boo smellinganus what he can say about this...

jubrealguy:
lolz........he couldn't just retire the rubbers.......oya finish the story, u give am number?

I dey mad, who e epp.

D guy no epp me buy fuel, e queue 4 fuel as I queue.
How I go give am my number?

optional1:


Lolz, I agree nah

kudos!!!!! Wishing you best of luck.....miss NL things

optional1:


I dey mad, who e epp.

D guy no epp me buy fuel, e queue 4 fuel as I queue.
How I go give am my number?

ehn! ehn!! I don catch u, so u saying it's tit for tat, abi?

jubrealguy:
ehn! ehn!! I don catch u, so u saying it's tit for tat, abi?

Yes oooo.
U epp me I epp u.


If no b soldier wey I go toast e come allow me enter d filling station I 4 no see fuel buy.

Nd d man don enter go buy em own cos na e turn to enter.


But waka well epp me out.

optional1:


Yes oooo.
U epp me I epp u.


If no b soldier wey I go toast e come allow me enter d filling station I 4 no see fuel buy.

Nd d man don enter go buy em own cos na e turn to enter.


But waka well epp me out.

lolz......man wey know say na fuel be the koko, others na by the way......shey soldier reap the fruit of hin labour sha?

KashyBaby:




Aaaww that's so sweet daddy...lemme ask first my boo smellingnus what he can say about this...

You are free to consult anyone. After all, two heads are better than one!!!

hifaif1:


You are free to consult anyone. After all, two heads are better than one!!!

Which headS ur talking about daddy boo?


My Boo is still in idle mode..lemme wake him up first

KashyBaby:





Which headS ur talking about daddy boo?


My Boo is still in idle mode..lemme wake him up first

Two heads!!! When two people come together to consider something, it always produces something much better than when that issue is considered by just one person!!!

OK, you can take as much time as you want!!! I am not in a hurry to make you a nun!!! This is because...

optional1:


Nna mu o biko vote me. If dats d only option I av since am optional I agree wit my Igbo brother.


Ututu o ma brother.

how do I vote??

jubrealguy:
lolz......man wey know say na fuel be the koko, others na by the way......shey soldier reap the fruit of hin labour sha?

Lolz,

Bros d soldier guy don dey call me since morning ooooo, d koko tin b say I no sabi lie, e b wan no my house.

BiafraBushBoy:


how do I vote??

Dey r still in nomination nd verification. Campaign thread wil open nd then voting wil startin I wil alert u wen d voting has commence.


Which state r u frm? Am frm Enugu state

optional1:


Lolz,

Bros d soldier guy don dey call me since morning ooooo, d koko tin b say I no sabi lie, e b wan no my house.

oya na, no time........Let's see if eventually enters paradise

KashyBaby:




Aaaww that's so sweet daddy...lemme ask first my boo smellinganus what he can say about this...

Boo you are not permitted to be a Nun... By the way I noticed that your daddy joined nairaland in 2013 and your other admirer that has been making life difficult for you here on nairaland also registered in 2013... Both of them have comedy traits too...

let me ask my parent. i will be back wit a reply.

SmellingAnus:
Boo you are not permitted to be a Nun... By the way I noticed that your daddy joined nairaland in 2013 and your other admirer that has been making life difficult for you here on nairaland also registered in 2013... Both of them have comedy traits too...

Oh...great minds think alike.. that's my boo...somewhere we're connected


That's what I was thinking too...

KashyBaby:





Oh...great minds think alike.. that's my boo...somewhere we're connected


That's what I was thinking too...

yea Boo... I am happy you were also thinking the same thing

KashyBaby:




Lol..... I'm still learning the pidgin

Lol, but you seem perfect in it

firstking01:
Lol, but you seem perfect in it

Lol... I'm still far from tat...still get confused but I have a great friend down here that helped me to understand

KashyBaby:






Lol... I'm still far from tat...still get confused but I have a great friend down here that helped me to understand

I presume it's your nigerian bf

firstking01:
I presume it's your nigerian bf

Lol... u mean smellinganus is my bf? No...I have no plans being cursed by all these chicks he has on NL



We're good friends on & off NL...

Men... It's in their nature

KashyBaby:





Lol... u mean smellinganus is my bf? No...I have no plans being cursed by all these chicks he has on NL



We're good friends on & off NL...

On and off nl , you guys have gone far o...but you are in singapore and he's in nigeria here?