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sunshineG:

I don't know how to feel, I am speechless
As I write this my heart is bleeding, but not for blood, my heart is bleeding, but I am not hurt
I don't feel pain all I feel is joy and happiness

I cannot figure out what is happening to me. I am shocked to the extent that I can't feel my balls. Yeap I had to check my dick

I hope I am not writing gibberish, cause my brain has lost its functions, my heart has taken over
Everything I type here is straight from the heart


I want to see you response

oh my baby boo


even if your heart bleed i am here for you (just call my name and i will be there in
MJ's voice), i will stop the bleeding, even if it bleed of blood and water i will surely stop it with the power of my undying roff for you..

I am overwhelmed that you had to take your precious time to type this for me..


You ain't typing gibberish you are typing sweet loving words that will make an 8month pregnant woman to give birth cos your words are real and the pairs into the soul of the one who needs it..


As for your ball they are still there cos i will surely play rough play with it...
I can imagine playing with your balls my sweet lovely potato boo..


Waiting for you so dat we can fight the world together and achieve same goals and desires..

Benita27:
Don't woo guys. You'll be used like a piece of tissue and dumped afterwards 'cause most of them are opportunist when it comes to this.

Don't say I didn't warn you!. Woo them at your peril. Men are wired to hunt, not to be hunted.

lolzz
piece of tissue lolz...



Well from my experience i gain a respect..
Is better you let him know than sit and watch him go after someone else..

Is not easy cos our culture forbide's it but is worth trying.. You must be courageous to take that bold step..

vuc1:
Misused that opportunity in my school days (2nd year) if it is now eh the rest will be history. Any girl that does that deserves some respect especially if she has something upstairs.

i have toast him ever though it looks weird at least i poured out my feelings and i was free insteat of waiting while he looks else where...

LordOfSamosa:
It's like the Op is looking for a guy to toast.






Coman toast me

i wanted to toast you but your siggy chased me away with my hands up my head..

femi4:
Only rich girl should toast me...I don't date broke girls

no lady should toast you cos you are mine already..

Coming to pay your groom prize before the year runs out boo

sunshineG:
Inna ehn.
In all my life, no girl has ever ask me out

hello boo, how you doing today?
Serious dearest whenever i see you viewing a thread my heart beat fast and wheneven you comment or quote me my heart fly for joy, it will come out and dance dab..

I wish i can be seeing your every day of my remaining life of earth..

I am in roff with you i can shut down nairaland for a year cos of you..

Please think about it, my heart can't stop pumping fast as i am typing this, please give me chance, lemme be your neck that carries your head.

Please boo, i am seriously in roff with you ..

Waiting for your reply boo..

Caringguy:
I only know how to Toast bread,


Never knew that a Nigeria guy can be Toasted

i for toast you like bread but another girl don toast you and she do better toasting...

daewoorazer:
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Optional

'He that will gift out a cloth, his wardrobe should be at first screened.'

How many you don woo ?

Let's start from there

Don't tell us what u can't practise

Cool idea though, works antagonistically against our bleeped up culture[/color]

lolz
to your question of how many i have wooed but sorry i can't say how many..



But is was good i opened up to him... I felt relief and relaxed after opening up...

Even though the result wasn't positive enough but it let a mark in his heart that a lady walked up to him to tell him all her feelings for him.... I didn't die after that. It takes a great courage to do that...



Why sit and wait for him to make the first move when you are there dying in pain thinking about him..

Is better she say it than try to kill it cos she is hurting herself the more...

Is better to tell a person how much you love him/her than dying with the feelings..

Let’s get this fact straight for starters, the
Nigerian society doesn’t favour a girl to be so bold as to ask a guy out (toast a guy). Thus, we ladies must take extra precautions before
embarking on this near deadly mission.

Below are some rules to follow when you want to toast a Nigerian guy as written by Nkechi Bianze.



1. Relationship status:
You must make efforts to check that the coast is clear. Make sure sey you nor go toast person husband or boyfriend. Besides the fact that the responsible men in this category will always give a heart-punching no for an answer; girls are not smiling. Acid and hot water baths are real. Some people will go any length to protect their territories.

2. Mentality:
For me, this is the most important. You see, the worst thing about taking the bold step to toast a Nigerian guy isn’t getting a no for an answer, but the attitude of response and the latter effect. I would consider myself lucky in this case because my brain is in a very good collaborative relationship with heart, when it
comes to romantic affairs. My brain assesses the individual first, then it gives a go ahead to the heart to do as it wishes.

These are the questions to ask…. How does he think, or what is his thought process? Does he belong to the 16th, 18th, 19th or 21st century? Does he align with the
school of thought that a woman is like an
ornament who should wait for the highest
bidder? What does he think about a girl asking a guy out? These are some of the things you should find out before making a bold step. For what shall it profit a girl to gather all the liver to toast a guy, only to get ridiculed, considered cheap, loose and all sorts?


3. Go straight to the point:
Whatever option you decide, don’t say long
stories, a sentence or two should do. When you toast a Nigerian guy, make it succinct and go straight to the point. After you must have let it out, let him know you expect a response. Like,“what do you think? Can we do this?”. If he thinks you are joking, or not taking your request seriously, sound it again, look him in the eyes and tell him that you are serious about what you said.

Don’t push him for answers, let him go at his pace. Remind him after a couple of days, if he
still gives you no answer, then my dear….
silence in this case most likely means no. A guy who is game would usually respond to you in 48hours or less.


4. What if he says yes, did he say yes for real? This is where your smartness, the ability to
detect behavioral code, and the spirit of
discernment is needed. From my roughly
estimated statistics, 1 in 2 of Nigerian men who say yes to women who ask them out do so for very selfish reasons, or just to ridicule the girl. Most girls should be able to detect this if they pay attention to some tiny and “irrelevant” details. When you toast a Nigerian guy, you must tell yourself some home truths, listen to your instinct, and don’t let the excitement of getting a yes for an answer cloud your senses. The signs are always there. If you think the “yes” is for real, by all means flex away. But if you think it’s not for real, withdraw a little, watch from a distance, then take a walk if you still aren’t convinced…. and if you are a good girl. If you are a baddass girl, take all you can get
from the “relationship”, but make sure you
don’t invest emotions. The sharp girls will turn it to a case of the player becoming the played.

Rejection hurts… and when it comes to
toasting, it hurts girls more due to societal influence. However, it wouldn’t be wise to stop making requests due to the fear of rejection.


5. Be realistic:
Understand that when you toast a Nigerian guy, you may get a no for an answer. And if
and when you do, dust off and move on, then wait for the next cute guy to come your way, and start the process all over again. Continue till you catch the big fish or the big fish catches you. While at these, look after yourself and look good. Make sure you also have a good brain to accompany the good looks. Most big catches fancy pretty girls with working brains. You can thank me later, or don’t even mention at all.

What are we friends for?




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effico:
That's it. I support you on this one sir.

am ma not sir

Smallville10:
dem don nack her like 2weeks ban abi

comout jor.

effico:
Then tell us what true love actually is.

Jesus is the true love sir.

When you ask some ladies to tell you how sure they are that their boyfriends/fiances truly love them, these are the things many of them use as measuring rods for love from their dating partners.



1.SPARE KEY: Some ladies think, once they have a spare key to the room of their boyfriends, it means the guys are crazy in love with them. Dear lady, receive sense in Jesus name! Don’t you know that a guy can spread his spare keys among many ladies? You have his spare key with you but you must notify him before coming to his house.


Hummmmm, you are not thinking well. I know a guy who gave his girl friend a spare key and she never met any other lady in his apartment and she does not need to call him before coming, yet this guy was double dating. It was later discovered he won’t bring the other lady to his house.


They always meet in his friend’s house for sex and all that. It was when it was discovered that he impregnated the lady that has no spare key to his house while that one with spare key went to throw his key into the sea. Wake up lady! Spare key might not spare you from experiencing heart break from a guy that does not love you.



2:SWEET WORDS: Ladies generally are words freak. Soft words can soften the heart of many lady and make them cringe in excitement over a guy. Many guys are good in using words to deceive many ladies into thinking they love them.


Precious ladies, remember the devil had sweet words with Eve ,still, at the end of every thing, she still lost the garden. Don’t be carried away when that your guy start using his oratory prowess and power to sweep you off your feet. Love is a verb (action) , not just a verbal expression.



3:SEX: Many ladies think that a great sex is equal to a great love. So many ladies think the more they give sex, the more the guy enjoys it, the more he will love them.


A guy can be having sex with you 24/7, yet his heart is farrrrrrrrrr from you, only his body is with you. Never think you can use your vagina to buy love because that’s the only currency many ladies use today to purchase love.


Apart from your breasts and bumbum, what do you have to offer in a relationship? Different styles of sex you do with a guy can not guarantee his love for you. Some of you are reading this, there was no sex style you did not practice with your Ex, yet, two of you are no more together.


If sex guarantees love, may be that guy should still be with you. Any guy asking you to prove your love for him through sex is simply in lust with you, not in love.



4:SOFT FACE:Some guys have tender face. Soft face and they can smile or laugh for the whole world. My sister, the real person is not on the face.


Some have soft face but hard heart, hard character, hard mentality, etc. If you think he loves you because he smiles easily and his face looks cool and soft, I pity you. A guy with soft face can make life hard for you if the soft face is what you call love.


5:SOCIAL MEDIA DISPLAY OF LOVE :Yes, I love social media display of love. It strengthens love and make relationship a role model for other. Yet, it is not a proof of love. The fact that the guy post your pictures on all social media does not mean he truly loves you.


The fact that he uses you as his dp, profile picture, screen saver, does not mean you are safe in his hand. I know a guy that paid 1.5 million to secure a big space on a big billboard on the road his girl friend passes in the morning on her way to work and she will pass the same road while coming in the evening.


This guy wrote on the two sides of the mighty and giant billboard for every one to see and particularly for the lady to see ‘Rosemary ……. (The lady’s surname), I love you. ‘ and many other beautiful words were written on the billboard with the picture of this lady, yet, at the end of everything, this guy still ended up bathing this lady with acid on her hands and legs.


Love is good when he displays it for you on social media platforms, but still check to be sure it a real love.




Take that love to the laboratory and test it!!!




http://www.mycorrectbae.com/5-wrong-definitions-of-love-by-many-ladies/


Add yours.

shinarlaura:
Lol......

I come from a tribe in Cameroon called Bali Nyonga. It's found in the northwest part of the country.

My language is called Mungaka.

We equally have an annual festival called the Lela festival.


Our traditional meal is called Kati Katie among others.

Here are some pics below

Our annual festival
Our traditional attire
Wedding ceremony
Traditional dish

J'aime ça

are you the one on the traditional attire..


The food looks nice, it looks like pounded yam and vegatable soup here Nigeria among the Yorubas..


Thanks for sharing your beautiful culture.






Makydebbie you next Ghana culture please...

OrdercityWeb:
I'm quite sure almost every young man here would agree with me that at one time or the other of their youth they've been lambasted, abused, assaulted by their female peers of being broke.(at least every billionaire started from somewhere)
We are not new to it on Nairaland here to see threads mocking broke young men, this dastardly and inhumane act is carried out by young unmarried women for best reasons known to themselves.
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Now, i agree no responsible person(male/female) should seek a relationship with marriage in view without having a stable source of income. But then i believe there is a basic human right of association. There is nothing wrong wanting to be a young lady's friend, she's free to accept or not but then that shouldnt be on your financial state because there is more to a man than money.
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So i have come to the conclusion that since we young men have been accused of been broke, when we become "unbroke" that is when you start earning good money. We do not owe any Nigerian woman fidelity, I'm sure you're asking why, I'll tell you.
I want the young ladies who call young men broke to answer these questions:
1)Since all of you equate money to love which means with money we can get love. Why does any young man earning good money have to be faithful to one of you?
2) Is it rational and logical, why should he be faithful to one Nigerian woman when he can always "buy" his way to have hundreds of you?

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This is to girls that assault, mock, ridicule young men by using the "broke tag".I'm waiting for your answers.
Cc:Amarab Optiona
Lalasiclala let them comman answer oo

lubbish

mtchewwwww
optional made you to sit and write all this.

Weldon sir




abeg find work do if you no see sleep abeg..


Mtchewww.

nothing way savagefinder no go find.


Oga my two hands dey up for you oh..

bizzy500:
you have not been online on wat app

check my statues there is a message there follow it.


Thank you.

Hati13:
Op, thanks for creating this kind of knowledge topic. I hope ppl will share their respective culture/s here.

I'm an Amhara ethnic Ethiopian, but I've also Agew and Tigray background.

• I speak "Amharic", which is part of the Semitic branch (south EthioSemitic) of Afro-Asiatic super family language.

• Our dance which was created by Agew ppl is called "Eskista".

• Our cloth is called "Habesha libs (Shemma)".

• Our dish is injera and different kinds of wat(stew). Most of it is advisable for vegetarians.

For more on Ethiopia in general, visit:-
https://www.nairaland.com/3747476/ask-me-anything-ethiopia
https://www.nairaland.com/3798488/habesha-culture

The below pics are:-
- Injera and different Wats (Stews)
- Habesha libs
- Habesha hairstyle

nice to have you here





that food looks very attractive and delicious..
The hair i love it. Will like to make my own hair like that..



Shinarlaura come tell us about your beautiful culture..

bizzy500:
optional

yes

100%

Are there Nsukka people here




Ndi Nsukka DEJE Nuooo

biko Unu bia n manyi rie otupiri..






#NsukkaBae
#IgboAmaka
#ProudlyIgbo

Ọmenala ndị Igbo





Ọjị igbo meaning Igbo Kola nut


mainly use in all occasion.
Without kola nut you can't marry any Igbo lady..







#IgboAmaka
#ProudlyIgbo 100%

There is no gathering of our men without the presence of beer and palmwine.

Our Igbo Men loves beer and palmwine.



We call palmwine *Mmanya Ngwo*


you can't marry our girls without the presence of *Mmanya Ngwo*




#IgboAmaka
#ProudlyIgbo

I love my culture because when a girl wants to get married no matter where she is in the world she must go back to her root (her home town) to do her traditional marriage





I love my culture because our men hardly think about divorcing our women after paying her dowry (bride price)







Why do you love your Culture?
What is that beautiful thing you love about your beautiful Culture. You can share.




#ProudlyIgbo
#IgboAmaka 100%
#Udi Umunna bia nno

see the baby's cheek and one mad woman is here calling another baby obese and sick..

Rilwayne001:
Lol. You can pray for yourself and still pray for the president, it's for the love of your country. It would be selfish to pray for yourself alone without doing so for those around you. But still yet, the man needs to resign so has to concentrate more on himself. Nigeria problem is bigger than waiting for a sickling president.

they prayers i have been praying for them, is it not enough yet? Time to pray for myself and my family and friends biko..


Those that will pray will pray, there is no need tell us to pray for their president as if they are threatening us..

our bini people work.. Na the work wey them they do...


Italy remains the head quarter.

see better person earning with what she work for,

on like a jazzeble who stole the richest man's net profit by looting tax payers fund...

lemme go na hug transformer

praize is your old?? Leave her jor is her life and her old.
Btw we can't be the same forever.