₦airaland Forum

Shroud:
Ukamaka Lovelyn, below is your friend's post I responded to. Please pay attention to the emboldened




You see why I had to burn him bright red.

Now edit your post or report him as well.

If you do not report him as well because you're bias as the mod you summoned, I shall stalk you all the days of your Nairaland life.

**Modified**

I'm calling you right away

una matter get as e be aswear...



There is a direction on my statues, the phone number won't go through...


Thanks.

rainerboy1010:
you mean it?
am sure he is not in town if not you for behave

don't call my dad please i beg you.

Shroud:
Amaka, what's the matter? Can't you see he cussed first? So I had to pack it for him.

And where have you been?
Edit your post.

sorry dear, i hate it when i see posts of people insulting someone's family.. You should insult him and not his mom..


Edimolu is also a friend.

rainerboy1010:
come you dad robosko
did he travel?
why is he not commenting here or advising you

with due respect sir rainboy keep my dad out of my business please..

Thank you.

Shroud:
Optional, go to your WhatsApp. I'm waiting.

sorry dear, check my statues, there is a direction i dropped there..

Thanks

Shroud:
see as you dey vex
You no even Sabi diss and you kuku no Sabi curse.

Oya make I swear for you make you see as dem dey do am.

* Your mother shall rely on me for her monthly hairdo

* She will prostitute to buy her monthly pad

*May your corpse never find a motuary to embalm you when your sickle cell kills you. You will rot in the bare floor of an overcrowded mortuary with bad cooling system.

* May your mother bury all her kids by her hands

* And may she be buried without a coffin besides your community refuse dumpsite

* May the efforts of your hands be unproductive in everything you do.

* And may your sickle cell be reproduced to your next generation.

* May anyone bearing your surname will views with hatred by humanity

* And you die slowly by food poisoning.
And may the name of your family hold as much respect as Anini did.
Take us to round 2

hmm


una matter just weak me
aswear.

edimolu:

you people spread mat on my thread and use it as battle field..
Na wah oh.
Welldone work.

adewumiopeyemi:
U too like food..

lolz

you know ask me say all the food wey i dey chop and all d sleep i dey sleep wey dem dey for my body ni



This same statement was what my colleagues said to me today..

lifezone247:
my dear I still dey U.K. O, since that time I left. But will be in NAIJA first week of next month. Family came to join me after the holiday.

ok

okun

welldone God's protection to you and the family.

Buy bread come for us wey dey house oh.

gberra:
I dey where una leave me. Last I heard from you, your hair was low cut & now it's full grown. Your hair is just so good, babe.
Enjoy your day omoge, I wish you well.

lolz

pele oh sorry we left you.

Thank you, and hope your day is going pretty well.

gberra:
Monkey no dey go market, banana dey inside bush Whazzupping Aburo, otojo meta.
Hope you good.

egbon mi long time


Yes, i am good and you?

lifezone247:
funny you. I no dey Naija that's why.

where you come dey now

now he is telling it

Shabi i resemble baby factory for your eyes ba.

adewumiopeyemi:
And wen u go have twins for me

adewumiopeyemi:

vizkiz come and carry this your amebo friend oh..

lifezone247:
lols, good morning my dear.

boo good morning, you just doing like Nigeria Nepa..

na true but e never finish am.

lifezone247:
In China, Russia, or England?

all of the above 247

vizkiz our twins are 6months old already.

ucheHapers:
Lol...You still collect allowance from ur parents, live under their roof, no Job, no reasonable source of income and u call Nigerian guys broke...Really?

lolzz

cos i live under my parent roof, means i don't have a job and i depend on them for source of income. Lolzz


i can't fit laugh this morning biko...

vizkiz:
Twins?
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/runf.gif

yes boo twins 6months already

Aguyhasnoname:
Here we go again.... That same old boring 'broke' shii

See Her proving the op right, She can't even type correct English

is too early sir, lemme let you be cos u are broke...
Too early sir.

Darkseid:
That beating you are always asking for, I pray someone gives it hard to you one day and by one day, I mean soon.

who ever beat me is a damn harden broke nigga.



You better pass well.

vizkiz can't wait to deliver our first twin and also follow them to school on their first day..

Nigerian guys are just too broke and lazy to work their soul out.










In sambisa forest come and beat me, if you are damn broke quote me.


Note: i don't reply dumb broke ass nigga, so shift biko. Too early

congrats to him