₦airaland Forum

Beennkumar: Hehehe. What's the meaning of 'ole'?

Brymo: I dont fink i understd dis.

Iaz93: LMAO! Some Nairalanders are dull! WTF! Can't y'all read?

Beennkumar: Bookkeeper

hayoakins: painstaking ----pain, stake, in

Boss13: Not a bad post. We have crappy tailors in Naija and the ones imported are not just the right size for you. On the other side, getting a customized suit can be pretty expensive.

Lilaex: Ur an I'd!ot for saying dat.! Jobless Foool must u comment evri were?

lully boy: ASUU wants to come out of this without sacrificing anything,student lost 4months+,trader lost patronage(arnd schul areas),parents,FG and others.selfish ASUU wants 2 av n chop deir boli ba....make dem stay house naw.....*porting 2 Angola

FOLYKAZE: I think ASUU is getting weak and probably loosing this game.

Hoyeenz: Whenever I start windows normally d starting windows icon appear but it wl just stay there without leaving d screen

Lerrie John: Though I never knew you , I have gotten to know you these few minutes while reading this thread.
May the good Lord grant you peace as you rest. Amen.

victorD3: You just went to your village in ijebu just to dig out your Yoruba names. Stupid tribalist.

the warrior72: All HTC does

abubaka101: The OS is upgradeable, LG Nexus is... But most people (not Europeans or the Americans) use the low-end Android phone, like Tecno, which doesn't support upgrades...

D_RealGeesam: On point. Op u know ur stuff.
Here is a very interesting piece abt banana island (Yuzedo can confirm this i hope)
Culled from forbes.com

If you never heard about the Island, now you
know. Banana Island is Nigeria’s most extravagant
and expensive neighborhood – on par with the
Seventh Arrondissement in Paris, La Jolla in San
Diego, California and Tokyo’s Shibuya or Roppongi
neighborhoods.
The exclusive playground of Nigeria’s obscenely
wealthy, Banana Island is an artificial island built
on reclaimed land in Ikoyi-Lagos. From an aerial
view, the island is actually shaped like a banana,
hence its name. Sitting on 1.6 million square
meters, the sumptuous island is divided into about
535 plots ranging in size from 1,000 square meters
and 3,000 square meters.
Banana Island is a place of unrivalled opulence
and grandeur. It’s an entirely different world from
other parts of the country. It’s a gated community,
and its inhabitants enjoy such luxuries as
underground electrical systems and water supply
networks, 24 hour-electricity supply (the only other
place such privileged is the Nigerian President’s
residence), extremely tight security, good road
layout, a central sewage system and treatment
plant and the well-cherished company of fellow
wealthy folks.
The island is the most expensive place in Nigeria
and one of the most expensive in Africa to own a
house. Property on Banana Island is dollar-
denominated. The average cost of buying a three
bedroom apartment is $2 million. However, if
you’re just looking to hang around the island for
some time, and not to buy property, you can rent
the same apartment for about $150,000 per
annum. But there’s a clause: you must pay for an
initial minimum term of 2 years – in advance. And
there are no refunds. Ever! Also, the tenant is also
mandated to pay a ‘service charge’ of $17,000 per
annum.
A typical plot of land on the island usually goes for
between $4 million and $6 million, and the
cheapest building on the island costs upward of $8
million. But because of the ridiculous prices of
property on the island, about 60% of the
completed buildings are currently unoccupied.
So, who are the people who occupy the land? The
list includes multinational corporations, well-paid
expatriate employees, corrupt government officials;
their concubines (or mistresses), and wealthy
businessmen such as Alhassan Dantata, Kola
Abiola and Nigeria’s newest billionaire, Mike
Adenuga.

Richiy: Watch as students link it to the strike...

abbey72: It,s gud 2 here dat dey we b payin d busery. Gud news aaua 2 resume on 25 nov. cant walt 2 go.

nutty_hnic: ilara monkin........not to far from Akure South. Where they have FUTA.

I Was always in Akure.

Akure looks like a town that was deserted for the fear of zombies.

Jovanna: Hello great minds! Happy new month to y'all! I'm also an aspirant of futa, praying dat next year jamb will favour me nd dis time around i'll like to choose futa as my 1st nd 2nd choice, nd computer science as my course nd am a indigene of Ondo state. . . Any advise plsss

cashkid18: i took my ist jamb dis year bt it was with held n i hv to start all ova again,my question is dt is it adviseable for me to start jamb tutorial lesson again or to stay at home n study

Psylas: Pls they should postpone the call off strick, i hv a lot to do

naijaborn001: Shey na government give the wife belle abi?

cuber86: Idiot, how is she looking older. You could never get a beautiful lady that this in 1 thousand years!!!

Rejoice5000: Ewu bush goat, if ur daughter pass 30yrs throw her away

xager: