₦airaland Forum

ionaira: 3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

U'll b killing urself

xtiantyme1: Nw wen we guys hear xmas...we de fear cz of gf clothes n shoes..

Nonsense! Becos na una born dem abi? Most guys hv turned ds bf/gf issue into sth else. Guy, take ur money buy ankara 4 ur marleh or bag of xmas rice carry gv ur parents, u go reciv blessing ontop. Wen d tym comes 4 such responsibility, it'll b ur fiancée or wife or children.

alpha conde: I can't save nairaland pics on my phone, is anyone experiencing this?

Haba.

Amb Fitsaint: Do u know dat u ve just impertinently quoted a lecturer? As in, a whole lecturer!

R

E den shldn't hv aired his views. Abi na him family members him think say dominate NL??

OP, I think d "30 most powerful pics" was sum serious stuff. Dz wld pass well for "30 funniest pics in Nigeria". Get serious!




Funny pictures though, esp d ones abt MAULAG ...lolzz

Braidz: chill dude, I think he was referring to Russia in his post. His English is pretty good considering the fact that Russians don't speak English and your English isn't all that good either, so you need to apologise to the guy.

I taya 4 Nigerians o, evn in a serene atmosphere, we sometimes can't help being confrontational!

50calibre: My dear Russian, you may not know this, but the highlighted is an insult not just to the people on this forum, but to Nigerians as a whole.

There are people on this forum who know so much about your beloved Russia.

Please refrain from making assumptions like this, it could be misinterpreted.

Bro, by "here", I think he meant over there in Russia.

nairacoded.com:
My only problem is with Windows 8. Bills forget to include a "Start button". I am not talking about that start panel. Win7 ultimate was ok for me, win8 totally sucks.

Win8 didn't last a week on my l.top. I went bak to my 7 ultimate.

Tadon200: Anybody that support f.g is either gullible or doesn't know what's on ground. ASUU must not relent ,I don't mind staying at home for 5 years , until f.g do the needful ASUU don't shift ground.

It's posts lyk ds dat makes me wish thr was "dislike" button on NL

Efewestern: ur father z a coward fool lyk u!

Abeg, GEJ na ur papa?? Wen will we stop hving pro-GEJ NLers talk like kids?!

lolzzz...Oga Jona! Y w8 until now before denying d claim. Na wa o

erico2k2: Seriously? U Only jst woke up to knw the dept of corruption in Nigeria?asj urself this during the rule of OBJ for 8 yrs we had no minister of petrolume,he OBJ controled the account nobody cough.

& dat justifies today's high tolerance 4 corruption?

Promhize: Honestly your argument is stu.pid and illogical. How do you know that guy is from southeast (haven't you heard of fallacy), why can't you discuss without bringing stu.pid ethnicity into the issue.

I don't support the woman, but discuss the issue at hand not some stupid farouk lawan, the person you replied argued sensibly counter it with relevant points not some cheap references and bigotry.

You seem very naïve.

E said nothing bt d truth, u shld learn to live wt dat

priscaoge: Keep hating while he make billions with his height...Worry about yourself and not his height or weight.Let me even ask you,u don chop 2day?
@PawPaw nice pix Dude!!!@Op share more pix plzzz

lolzz...I knew sth lyk ds wld come up, it always does. I found out though, dat itz kids dat make such comments; ds exact 1.

Afam4eva: Shouldn't it be the other way around.

For why nah?

RedBenson: Definitely unaccepted unless he marries the widow or the widow's son marries his daughter(if he has any). That's the condition!

lolzz...

obayaya: this is not an apology.. he should seek out the woman and offer sincere apologies to her.. and pay her some damages

One on one apology is enough, whch 1 is payment of damages again? Nigerians & dia sentiments sha

lolzzz...They themselves are unbelievable!

k.style:
Mine is genevive and eva d rapper....i'll do anytyn 2 hav a 3some with dem

Ur crush is some1 u strongly wish u cld b wt u, & u wt dem, nt some1 u wish u cld bleep in one nyt! Must Nigerians c evrytin d wrong way?!

mrsincredible: wow u must be attractive

I lyk ur style

lari03: ---- No condition is permanent---- (90's danfo)
----kiku ma pa alanu mi--------- (may death not kill my helper)
---- Orobokibo---------(90's danfo)
----mawo juche----- ( do not look at Uche's face)
----- Efrebor---------

D true ones so far

Monstaof: HTC One V

Abeg, is d OS upgradable to Jelly bean?

Saklekplus: Am using TECNO N3 But it's for sale at 11k or swap,,very clean, smart and in great condition with a lots of applications, games
such as PES 12, prince of Persia,gta etc all looks like
PS2 version, any interested candidate should contact
me on 07061941297 or WhatsApp me

Guy, u funny o. D apps weyn u mention na to entice ppl abi?? & N3, for 11K?? ...lolzz

eniolashola47: I kw about the busary it is the scholarship am asking about......pls those who wrote the exam pls what is the cut-off

I did write d exam. I heard d cut-off hasn't bn decided on yet. It depends on how well ppl failed/passed. I was told d cut-off was 20 last yr (ppl failed)

nrd_geek: OP shoulda given an example as the topic is not too clear. But if the topic says "Three DIFFERENT Consecutive Repeated Letters",
this may mean:

1. there should be three Letters
2. the three letters should be different and
3. the three letters should be repeated consecutively (following each other)

!yltcaxE

vivacious vivi: Honestly! Not a single person has got it right.
People, pls read the post well o.
Your answers (good efforts) but they are not what was asked.

At OP: Are there such words?

Yeah, some1 gave one... "bookkeeping"

Beaf!:
Yeah!
This is correct but it cracked me up we have three eees in it.

The thread says three consecutive LETTERS not words. Some people are typing rubbish!

Do u evn knw wat "consecutive" means @ all?? If twas d@ easy, it wldn't hv b askd. & hw do you evn write 3 consecutive words & still call it a word? D guy u quoted evn meant his answer as a joke. Chk d response d OP approved of.... "bookkeeping" 2 O's, 2 k's & 2 E's following one anoda in a word, nt "Bookkeeping bookkeepin bookkeeping" as a word like u tot ppl who undastood d question got it wrong. Now, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!

femo86: One of them
chased me from Oshodi to my house in Victoria Island one
day because I forgot to pay him his money, what was really
surprising was that he even got to my house before me even
though I was driving.


This is not true......This is not true......Na Big LIE

lolzz...OP 4got 2day isn't Children's day. All d kids went to schl 2day, only d adults r around on NL. Mayb she meant it as a joke sha

gnabry: what's with u pasting this Untrue news all over nairaland,re u been paid or jobless,why can't u just participate in the brain teaser....lyk seriously,u should be banned.

It's true. I read it in d papers y'day.

opylas: Lemme try.... Succeess ...datz d new spelling of d word. Ask Hon. Patrick

lolzz... wt wat I'v seen here on NL today, I doubt if sum ppl will evn figure out itz d wrong spelling. lolzz....

Lemme try.... Succeess ...datz d new spelling of d word. Ask Hon. Patrick

ikkings: committee I think is one

Almost ryt. Bt the m's, t's & e's rn't following one anoda in d word. Nice try though