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Politics / Re: How We Spent FG's ₦‎90 Billion On 2024 Hajj Operations - NAHCON by Oracleee: 8:53am On Jul 18
post=131015603:
Wasting of tax-payers money.
Absolute nonsense.


After spending the best part of your life defending buhari you're typing this. I doubt you would have said the same for buhari

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Politics / Re: Livestock Ministry: Being Igbo In Nigeria Difficult – Nnamdi Kanu’s Lawyer by Oracleee: 2:57pm On Jul 11
allthingsgood:



Its only senseless because you are not benefitting. If na u dem wan make Minister now, u for don go do thanksgiving grin

Imagine what a self acclaimed sensible folk is typing in cyberspace. It's about money and more money. Tomorrow someone with this mentality will blame everyone but himself.
Crime / Re: Man Stabs His Mother To Death In Obiaruku, Delta State (Photos) by Oracleee: 9:13am On Jul 11
Did I hear mental health? It's a dead in arrival case. If the boy knows is way, insanity is a defense. At least, the law might not kill him, maybe his conscience will Somedays
Politics / Re: Food Scarcity, Hunger: Nigerians Losing Patience, Senate Tells Tinubu by Oracleee: 2:32pm On Jul 10
DaddyCoool:


To be fair his "toh" has garnered 54 likes as I'm typing this, while your critique of it has far less likes!

Are you seeing the mentality? It's about the likes for your type.


Average Nigerian youth mentality though

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Politics / Re: Food Scarcity, Hunger: Nigerians Losing Patience, Senate Tells Tinubu by Oracleee: 2:06pm On Jul 10
Justiceganduje:
What did you achieve today? Hurry up ok.

Posting that is an achievement for the nitwit.

5 naira per post like someone rightly said.
Politics / Re: Food Scarcity, Hunger: Nigerians Losing Patience, Senate Tells Tinubu by Oracleee: 2:04pm On Jul 10
Ebigwei007:
if the father of a house performs its duties well, will the wife and children be wayward? Be wise in ur thinking.

Can wise and helinues be used in the same sentence?

Try Sycophancy, ass-licking and folly. It's synonymous to his moniker.
Crime / Re: Please Be Careful Of This Man And Recognize His Appearance by Oracleee: 1:08pm On Jul 10
superCleanworks:


You say he seems one and you turn around to ask OP to drop evidence which is the first thing you should have done.
This story looks incomplete and it might be a possible defamation for an entirely different matter.
Asking the OP to get his/her story STRAIGHT doesn't make anyone an accomplice.

Seems makes him a suspect, IS makes a verdict. You have to first be a suspect before evidences against you are brought forward.


Asking him to display the evidence is still a way of making him into one even without the word seem
Crime / Re: U.S. Govt Transfers Woodberry, Hushpuppi, Bidemi Rufai To Same Prison Facility by Oracleee: 8:21pm On Jul 09
Later on, some urchins will label crime in association to a particular tribe, but here we are. They were labelled Nigerians. Funny enough, they are all from my tribe.
Romance / Re: Would You Date This Beautiful Black Giant Woman? (pictures) by Oracleee: 5:39pm On Jul 09
Infolenka:


The truth is most of the guys that come on Nairaland to insult and body-shame women have never had girlfriends, let alone beautiful ones.

A lot of them are just virgins who masturbate to porn all day and can't approach a girl in real life so they come online to live out their fantasies and cast their frustration and anger on women.

It's sad and these days I just ignore them or respond with sarcasm.

You did right. I don't support body shaming.
Romance / Re: Would You Date This Beautiful Black Giant Woman? (pictures) by Oracleee: 2:27pm On Jul 09
Infolenka:


No much talk. Just post pictures of your babe and sisters

Thanks

This table you shook. Lol
Politics / Re: Rep Marries Off 105 Girls Orphaned By Banditry by Oracleee: 1:31pm On Jul 09
What a heritage.




I refuse to be called a Nigerian alongside this backward thinking people. The girl is orphaned, let's marry her off.


Nigeria is not one and will never be one. I spit on this heritage
Crime / Re: American Victim Tells Court How Nigerian Man Defrauded Her Of $370,000 by Oracleee: 11:55am On Jul 07
Seriously, death by hanging to scammers especially yahoo boys.


The Nigerian reputation is badly soiled abroad. Folks who travel often knows this. The first thing that comes to a foreigners mind when they see you as a Nigerian is all red flag. The hard and legit ones can't even live in peace again. Funny enough, most folks don't care about this and most genteel ladies are brainwashed to applaud it
Crime / Re: Security Guard About To Sell Car Left In His Custody Nabbed By Police In Niger by Oracleee: 2:04pm On Jul 06
1999 pencil Camry..... You deserve serious beating before jail term
Education / Re: 12 Emotional And Historical Photos Of Then Vs Now by Oracleee: 9:49pm On Jul 05
SporaD8:

I know how really painful it feels to lose a loved one! But ponder on this...
There once is this practice of mercilessly flogging primary/secondary school pupils on the assembly ground when they don't pay their school fees.
The scene is always scary as students will struggled tooth and nail to avoid being next in line to be flogged!
I learnt something then - whether you're the first or the last to receive the stroke of cane, the flogging must eventually reach your turn.
Can you please explain the moral behind why students still procrastinate their beating?
NOTE: The Lesson here is not about Flogging or Schools!


Deep. Sooner or later, it's gonna be Our turn. I just wanna die happy and a bit tipsy
Romance / Re: Which Female Name Cheats The Most? by Oracleee: 1:57pm On Jul 05
SavageResponse:


Among the names you have listed Sandra is the most commonly used by prostitutes grin

Agba. I guess you are commenting from experience.
Education / Re: 12 Emotional And Historical Photos Of Then Vs Now by Oracleee: 1:46pm On Jul 05
Olachase:
Sometimes when I checked my phone and see my ex girlfriend pictures I felt sad


may her soul rest in perfect peace amen

Ehyah, I can imagine. I also lost my first girlfriend to death some many years ago. I was in ss3 she was in ss1. Same school and all. Damn, she was beautiful. She died in Malaysia at the age of 19. She left to study medicine immediately after secondary school she knows the right words to say and everything about her was perfect. She was the first lady to believe in me and understand me so much. The calls stopped coming in, I was worried and some days I decided to find a way to talk to her parents. I got a shocker she was murdered like a month ago. She would have been 26 this year.

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Autos / Register Your Business Name For A Token by Oracleee: 10:25am On Jul 01
i register business name for a token. now might be the time you register that business name of yours before its picked by a faster finger. imagine after years of building a brand it turned out your trademark name as been picked by someone else....... sad, innit? now is the time to give a mention and call.
Business / Register Your Business Name For A Token by Oracleee: 10:06am On Jul 01
i register business name for a token. now might be the time you register that business name of yours before its picked by a faster finger. imagine after years of building a brand it turned out your trademark name as been picked by someone else....... sad, innit? now is the time to give a mention and call.
Family / Re: My Daughter's Fingerprint Opens My Phone by Oracleee: 4:08pm On Jun 27
No need for a DNA on that one.
Properties / Re: Tenants Struggle As Rents Skyrocket by Oracleee: 12:45pm On Jun 24
helinues:
Where are their parents?

Fr? Are you this evil or trying hard to be one?

This dude is truly cursed. Hopefully at your old age if you will ever reach one, folks will say this to your kids.


Damn. Your Sycophancy is sickening
Romance / Re: Why Do Married Men have a forlorn look When Out With Their Wives And Kids? by Oracleee: 11:27am On Jun 23
He knows how much that outing alone will cost him.

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Religion / Re: There Is No God, God Should Stop Helping Me- Nigeria Man Says by Oracleee: 11:08pm On Jun 22
Funny he has a good heart

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Autos / Re: 2006 Corrola For Quick Sale by Oracleee: 1:28pm On Jun 22
6m or how much?

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Politics / Re: What News Will Bring This Type Of Joy In Nigeria? by Oracleee: 9:38pm On Jun 21
This Peter obi people, una don dey over do o.


The same way over hyping destroyed 2020 and buhari, obi might be next in line.

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Music/Radio / Re: Nathaniel Bassey - You Are You (lyrics) by Oracleee: 9:35pm On Jun 21
Continue??
Romance / Re: My Babe Has Dumped Me by Oracleee: 2:44pm On Jun 17
Darealrick:
My Gf woke me up this sallah to greet me with this.
What next my nairalanders.
As a guy I just form say I no care but cry

You should be concerned for her she's using AM as I'M

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Family / Re: My Wife Doesn’t Respect Or Love Me Any More And I Think I Caused It by Oracleee: 2:20pm On Jun 17
Diamond1605:



Lies lies you won’t say how you beat her like a drum, you won’t say how you cheated more than 8 times with 8 different women.

You won’t say how you always insult her and her family.

You won’t say how you step on her while beating her.

You won’t say how you made her feel like she is not a human

Those your friends advising you will definitely lead you astray

Come out and say the full story
Coward


Speak for yourself and your marriage.
Autos / Re: Hyundai Verna @1.5m sold sold sold by Oracleee: 8:19pm On Jun 16
SirLinks:
wanted to reply vulgarly, buh realize you might be one of those whom the reality of the current Nigerian economy haven't affected or u're shielded from the reality by ur parents

Fr? How old is that car bro? Was the car even bought 1.8m. I'm sure the car would have used over 10years in Nigeria and would have seen it's better days. Let's be sincere, it's greed like this that worsen the state of the economy. That car is quarter to dead already. For the record, I'm not been shielded by my parents neither am I impervious to the economy dillema, I'm just real enough to call a spade a spade.

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Autos / Re: Hyundai Verna @1.5m sold sold sold by Oracleee: 2:07pm On Jun 16
rexchazy:
This thing 1.8! How this country has nosedived into oblivion is amazing


As in...... So Much for greed.

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Business / Re: I Feel Embarrassed When Guys Bargain For Foodstuff In The Market by Oracleee: 5:22pm On Jun 15
natedensel:
Is it just me or it's same with other guys, the embarrassment I feel is as if I'm the one doing something embarrassing, and I can't help the feeling, because of that I shy away from buying foodstuff or other stuff that will make me bargain.

Most times I ask my sisters or girlfriend to accompany me so she can do the bargaining or get the stuff for me.

My older brother bargains alot like he can't do without bargaining and for that I avoid going anywhere with him.

Incase you're wondering how I survive without bargaining, I just use people close to me when its something I must bargain for, but if it's something like clothes, I know the standard price for stuff like that so I just make an offer, and for basic things like packaged groceries I buy from supermarkets in more than one quantity.


You ain't alone in this bro.

What I did was make friends with This astonishing woman. I'm always like maami ekaasan. She will be like e ku ojo meta, collect the list and price it down on my behalf. Mine Is to seat in her shop.
Education / Re: Police Arrest 3 Suspects Behind Fake JAMB Website, Admission Letters by Oracleee: 11:00am On Jun 15
They should be rehabilitated and their wisdom should be a case study to utme tech guys.


But Nigeria will prefer to rehabilitate terrorist and rot this ones in jail
Politics / Re: Governor Lawal Reacts As Court Frees Bandits Following Order From Abuja by Oracleee: 10:04pm On Jun 14
When that Niger army officer talk, we say na lie.

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