₦airaland Forum

Sleep well where? .......... Jokers



An average Nigerian sleeps in fear, an average Nigerian is now super religious and will ask pastors if they can travel back to back..

yarimo:
Keep fooling yourself on social media

Yarimo, let's test something. Enter Kasua in Kaduna with Tinubu branded T-shirt then snap a before n after picture.

For election campaign right

But prayer is may Tinubu not do us like he did Reno.


Everywhere you spoilt him, you're sorting him.

Truth is Kaduna won't go with Tinubu. Maybe narayi, barnawa n the southern Kaduna folks. But northern if are diehard for el-rufai

It's called been emancipated from mental slavery.


No pastor is more special than you in the hands of God, sharpen your personal fellowship and know God personally, then thank me later.

Did Wike just confirmed Poverty is been weaponised

Girl, It's a relationship not a circus.

Insecurity, death and many more

He stood on the mandate, let him enjoy it.

Helinues hachenoire richtaiwo salewa97 muyico freestuffng Burop yarimo charlescng press9jatv etc.


Identify your fellow comrades pls.

Done?


Now, rest.

Sleekfingers:
Is he not speaking on the behalf of president Tinubu?
He is the VP of the federal republic, so he can speak..
Tinubu this , Tinubu that . Very soon you will call to come and intervene in your domestic activities with your wife or girlfriend.

That's what a president Should say and do.


Seems Tinubu is turningbdesfvear to this stuff.

aworatak:
I just realized he/she doesn’t have an idea of what he professes. He gave himself away yesterday.

He blocked me immediately I commented here.


Copy and paste entity

50m for a Nigerian used 2022 Camry......


A bro can dream.

Willy2025:
People burning the broom are members of the Obidients masquerading as APC. All these shenanigans and formats are not going to support the best President of Nigeria, Bola Ahmed Tinubu from winning in a landslide. Let Obi continue to waste Obidients money

Y'all will destroy Tinubu with sycophancy. Deep inside, y'all know all it's not well and the people are really not having it but because of your peanuts perhaps meagre inducement, y'all keep beating a false hope for him.


Reminds me of what you all did for Abiola before he went to the world beyond. This same tribe of mine knew all wasn't well with Abiola but turned a blind eye because of the financial inducement and when Abiola was arrested and met the devil himself, they switched sides. I guess those folks have kids and those kids are the ones we see littered on Nairaland this days.



I pray Tinubu doesn't learn the hard way like Abiola did.

The opposition should produce a consensus candidate and Tinubu is a gonner.

Atiku and obi should sheath the sword and work together. if the two keeps allowing their ambitions to come before Nigeria, ntin good will come out of it for them two.

The country is genuinely bleeding and people are really suffering. The suffering might even get worse as it seems the government doesn't care or very ill-advised by sycophants.

Dude is intentional about is own share of the national cake. Sycopants are the real enemy of a nation

nairalanda1:
I am grateful to you for misrepresenting my views, and for implying I am what I am not, and for again, slandering me for the likes..

Like I said, I wish you well. You are dong a good job , and it is nice, one has to be good at what they do. I admire your persisitence.

Keep it up. I won;t bother to correct you, as you are already set in your ways.

Just to leave you with these wise words...always look on the bright side of life.

Thanks for slandering me a lot. I am glad you did. You are doing a good job for your paymasters.

Your emotional tantrums doesn't work, it's obvious you're out to defend subsidies and more and I do call you out on most thread with your half baked theories but I realised you seem not to be opened to learning but constantly soiling every thread with your unwanted and unsolicited long and half baked comments.

aworatak:
I may not know much about economics.
Lately I have been drawn to posts from a nairalander by monkier nairalanda1 who I must admit has been consistent on his theories. Most times I pay attention to his comments for educational purposes.

Every observant person on this forum must have come across his post which promotes capitalism, liberalism, taxation and cost reflective tariffs.

He opposes all forms of government subsidies which in my view is government’s way of giving back to the society.

Although he starts each thread by disassociating himself from the notorious APC administration, his body language leaves one to question his partiality.

One problem I have with this monkier is that I have never seen him propose ways the government can tackle poverty, rising inflation and policies that will improve the lives of the ordinary people.

Why is it that nairalanda1 doesn’t proffer solutions that will benefit the people.

His views are tailored towards taxation, cost reflective tariffs and policies that will create excess hardship.

Dude theories are misinformed. I laugh at is folly because he doesn't know but claims and tries to make it feel like he does.

Islam, a curse to humanity.

Truth is people are tired.

The suffering is real, and Tinubu hates the bitter truth all thanks to sycophants around him. Gaskia, Tinubu doesn't deserve to even finish a first term talk more of 2nd.

J2ff:
This is disrespectful

Maybe to you, but calling every dick and Harry pastor is a disgrace to the body if Christ. Y'all will see supposed pastors doing and saying funny thing bringing shame to the body of christ. Tell me if they can try those stuffs in Islam and not get beheaded.

The hubby is the first spiritual father.

Truths9ja:
Omisore: The “Atiku Osun” Who Lost 19 of 22 Polling Units in His Ward

• How personal ambition may have undermined APC in Ife

By Emmanuel Kupoluyi

The last governorship election in Osun State, where incumbent Governor Ademola Adeleke was said to have won 19 local government areas while the APC won in 11, has thrown up a lot of conversations regarding the commitment and loyalty of the party machinery to progressive ideals.

Many leaders of the party in Osogbo and Ife are said to have worked against the interest of the party, believing that this is their surest path to realising their personal ambitions, shrouded under a community-based “Osogbo Agenda” or “Ife Agenda.”

They fear that allowing the APC candidate, Asiwaju Munirudeen Bola Oyebamiji, popularly called AMBO, from Osun West Senatorial District, to become governor would mean conceding a total of 12 years to Osun West, having regard to the fact that Governor Adeleke, who is also from Osun West, has already spent four years in the saddles.

The proponents of the zoning arrangement believed that unless Adeleke was allowed to complete his second term, thereby giving them an opportunity to become governor in 2030, they would have to wait until 2034 to try their luck—a gamble they were not prepared to take.

One of the leaders of the APC in the state, Otunba Iyiola Omisore, is said to be the arrowhead of the anti-party activities in Ifeland, where he hails from.
The APC lost in his Ife East Local Government, his Moore Ward 1 and his St. Gabriel Primary School Polling Unit. In fact, the APC lost in 19 of the 22 polling units in Omisore’s ward.

This write-up will focus on him and return to the political quislings in Osogbo in subsequent write-ups.

Otunba Iyiola Omisore, whom many people describe pejoratively as “Atiku Osun,” in a reference to former Vice President of Nigeria, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar's long time struggle to become Nigeria's president, has been a perennial aspirant for the governorship of Osun State. He has contested and struggled to become governor since 1995, during the military era.

Omisore does not possess the political strength he touts to have. He lost three elections in a row since 2011. The only credible election he has ever won in his entire political career was the one he contested alongside Chief Bisi Akande in 1999.

He was in Agodi Prison in 2003 over the alleged murder of Chief Bola Ige when he was declared the winner of the Osun East Senatorial District election. The election was, however, fraught with allegations of electoral malpractice.

He was also declared winner in 2007, but the election was declared null and void by the court over massive rigging and violence.

In 2011, he contested for the Senate under the PDP but was trounced by Senator Jide Omoworare. Omisore polled 51,315 votes, while Omoworare polled 119,852 votes, a margin of over 60,000 votes.

He was defeated by the APC governorship candidate in 2014 by a wide margin of 100,047 votes when he again contested under the PDP. In 2018, he came a distant third before he was brought into the APC by some "Abuja politicians" and subsequently rehabilitated by the party.

He was appointed National Secretary of the party in March 2022 but was abruptly removed in July 2023, allegedly over issues surrounding the management of the APC’s finances.

Since his removal, he has become bitter with anything APC, President Bola Tinubu or former Governor Adegboyega Oyetola, despite all the efforts by Oyetola to tolerate and accommodate him.

Notwithstanding his combative posture towards Oyetola, there have been claims that Oyetola gave him a lucrative contract at the Nigerian Ports Authority, allegedly serving as a financial buffer for him.

Against the advice of national and state leaders of the party, who reportedly felt that security reports concerning his academic and political history did not favour him, he went ahead to contest the last APC governorship primary but was subsequently disqualified.

A petition sent to the APC Elders Forum seeking Omisore’s disqualification, signed by Alex Eluwole from Ife Central and four other persons, may have been the last straw that broke the camel’s back.

In the petition, the group wanted Agba Osun to investigate the truthfulness of grave allegations made against Omisore in Chief Bisi Akande’s book, "My Participations."

In the book, Chief Akande wrote, among other things:
“…when four Peugeot 504 cars were being given to every governor-elect by the military authority as take-off transport needs to the governor before inauguration, Iyiola Omisore was said to have used my name without my authority to collect the four cars from the then Osun State Secretary to the Government, Elder Femi Adelowokan. He sent one to me and appropriated three to himself. I then requested for the other three cars. After a while, he claimed one was snatched by robbers on the way to Cotonou in Benin Republic and that another had a serious accident. So, he never brought the remaining three cars.”

The petitioners said this excerpt raised serious issues requiring verification by the party’s highest moral and disciplinary organ.

They also said Chief Akande alleged in his book that there were controversies surrounding the authenticity of Iyiola Omisore’s academic certificates.

Quoting the book, they said:
“In 1998, I called Iyiola Omisore and his friend, Kunle Alao alias ‘Lele’, to my cousin’s pharmacy store named Adetola Chemists at Igbona area of Osogbo. I made it clear to Iyiola that the general perception of the party leadership was that he was a suspected advanced fee fraudster and a certificate forger. I made references to some of the cases against him in courts, including that of Col. Laoye from Ede.

“I said, however, that no one had told me if he had ever been convicted of any crime. I declared to him that I was prepared to let him be part of the AD governorship ticket but warned him to ensure that he completed the necessary forms with honesty and sincerity. I begged him to include and attach only his genuine educational qualifications and certificates. ‘If it is only Primary Six certificate you have, that is the one you should use,’ I told him.

‘Please, don’t use any certificate that is forged,’ I pleaded.

“He said his certificates were burnt during the Ife-Modakeke crisis.”

The petitioners also wanted the Elders Forum to investigate allegations made by Hon. Rotimi Makinde, a former APC member of the House of Representatives in 2011.

Hon. Rotimi Makinde was said to have publicly alleged in a media interview that Otunba Iyiola Omisore was responsible for the deaths of two of his cousins in Ile-Ife.

According to Makinde:
“I gave the identities of these assassins to the police, including the description of the two vehicles they cruise about town in, which belong to Omisore. Still, no arrest was made. When my residence was attacked two days later, the assassins came from the same place where they held the earlier meeting.”

So, the disqualification of Omisore was desirable to preserve the sacredness of the party's ticket. If he had been handed the ticket, it would have posed legal encumbrances to the party.

There were also allegations before the primaries that he and his key lieutenants were in talks with Governor Adeleke on how to undermine the APC before they would later move to the Accord Party.

That was what eventually happened. His known men moved to the Accord Party.

It was learnt that the APC governorship candidate, AMBO, made several overtures to him, but he declined, allegedly claiming that AMBO was too small to interface with him.

Some national leaders of the party were drafted to appease him and persuade him to work for the party. He reportedly assured them of his commitment to the emergence of the party’s candidate, a development that led the party to mobilise him with logistics funds for the election. But he reportedly directed his supporters to vote for Adeleke.

The recent results from his wards, where APC lost 19 units out of 22 units, are a clear attestation to the allegation that Omisore did not work for the party in the election:

Unit 1: Accord — 261, APC — 92
Unit 2: Accord — 207, APC — 75
Unit 3: Accord — 131, APC — 85
Unit 4: Accord — 166, APC — 94
Unit 5: Accord — 135, APC — 129
Unit 6: Accord — 221, APC — 122
Unit 7: Accord — 60, APC — 29
Unit 8: Accord — 21, APC — 24
Unit 9: Accord — 185, APC — 101
Unit 10: Accord — 297, APC — 90
Unit 11: Accord — 254, APC — 144
Unit 12: Accord — 190, APC — 85
Unit 13: Accord — 123, APC — 70
Unit 14: Accord — 218, APC — 68
Unit 15: Accord — 137, APC — 54
Unit 16: Accord — 166, APC — 90
Unit 17: Accord — 213, APC — 120
Unit 18: Accord — 249, APC — 92
Unit 19: Accord — 188, APC — 108
Unit 20: Accord — 153, APC — 134
Unit 21: Accord — 34, APC — 49
Unit 22: Accord — 37, APC — 47.

Do I need to say more?

Una don dey find someone to blame n scape goat for your failures...... It's essential sha

Pleaee don't address the man as a pastor, he's a motivational speaker.


The body of Christ should regulate titles been thrown to dogs.

He know it's a banana republic and anything goes.


Nigeria under APC and Tinubu is a fertile land for corruption, anomalies and hoard cage.

Fuñny Kumuyi followers sees oyedepos followers as vilest of sinners and Oyedepo member sees Kumuyi followers as depraved lunatics.



All this thoughts are functions of the preachers teachings n doctrine, Nd here they're both smiling n advertising toothpaste

Mariangeles:
If you look closely, they're all birds of a feather.
They're all in the same hustle.
Side-chics supporting side-chic tinz.

See her running away like the thief that she is.

The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy...

So good thing is for one person huh

You accuse south Africans of xenophobia but y'all does worse to your country men.

saintkel:
Dis bandits eh...who de even give dis guys liver?

Apc