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FamilyRe: Husband's Or Boyfriend's Reaction When You Told Him You Were Pregnant by orbis(m): 11:17am On Jul 22, 2014
njokusboy: grin When my girlfriend jokingly told me she was pregnant, I ordered a cold bottle of stout, took a sip, looked her in the face and said, "Abeg, if na play, stop am, I don't like it oh"...
Why do some girls like playing this expensive joke on guys....if you aint preggy, just stf up...you want make person die of HBP
FamilyRe: Dating/marrying A Younger Man by orbis(op): 8:41am On Jul 22, 2014
What of Lola and Peter Okoye... grin
FamilyRe: Karma Is A bitch by orbis(op): 8:17pm On Jul 21, 2014
Now who are you gonna blame....a man with a sweet tongue or a lady who cant keep her gaddam legs closed because of a few change.
FamilyRe: Karma Is A bitch by orbis(op): 8:12pm On Jul 21, 2014
Ngokafor: ..@op stop making men seem like kids with small brains abeg..whats up with all these rants bikonu?.

..singles girls blabla,what about the adulterous married man who should know better than lusting after single and even married ladies?..seems like your karma can not tell right from wrong..

..while you are here ranting about your confused karma..there are countless stories of women who married as virgins yet got cheated on by their husbands..karma indeed!..crap!
Do you know that the majority of girls who play these games would rather date a married man. To them its not about the quality of the s.ex or the issue of love, but the ease at which the maga would bring out the money when instructed. This is the same man whose children are being sent home from school due to school fees non payment. They give these girls money for hair, cream, provision and whatnot whereas their wives are struggling to juggle the keep home money he provided. Any girl whose stock in trade are married men is CURSED.

All of you trying to skew it are probably trying to defend yourselves from the truth i spew
FamilyRe: Dating/marrying A Younger Man by orbis(op): 9:01pm On Jul 20, 2014
I dont think younger men beat their older wives, when they even cheat they are more cautious about it.
FamilyRe: Karma Is A bitch by orbis(op): 8:02pm On Jul 20, 2014
Dang...i wrote b.itch not naughty....
I am pissed because i have seen it happen so many times. He who wears the shoe knows how it hurts.
FamilyKarma Is A bitch by orbis(op): 4:59pm On Jul 20, 2014
To all you unmarried young ladies who take delight in frolicking with married men, leaving the wives at home to cry, be beaten, insulted, threatened and made a thing of low self esteem....i say to you all, the seed you sow today you shall surely reap tomorrow. You mess around with married men today and snag unto a young innocent fellow tomorrrow with all your accumulated curses, and when you start having marital problems later, you blame your relatives and neighbours. God is watching you all.
FamilyRe: Dating/marrying A Younger Man by orbis(op): 12:41pm On Jul 20, 2014
alutacontinua: His statement of account.
No naira account, please cool
Well spoken like a typical naija babe...i hail una
FamilyRe: Dating/marrying A Younger Man by orbis(op): 12:40pm On Jul 20, 2014
apolonius: I have dated older babes before and enjoyed it well,but never again. I can't marry an older lady;NEVER!smiley
Bros do you mind on expantiating on your reasons?
FamilyRe: Dating/marrying A Younger Man by orbis(op): 11:26pm On Jul 19, 2014
From the comments here...I can boldly say that men are more likely to push into the risk of marrying an older woman. what are these ladies afraid of by the way?
FamilyDating/marrying A Younger Man by orbis(op):
I was chatting with some female colleagues at work the other day and the issue of having to date or marry a younger man crept up. I was really surprisd at the way they all swore they cant try such a thing. I was even more astonished at the older ladies who were supposed to be married with kids at this point in their lives. Ok, would you date or marry a younger man even when he is bigger, more matured and financially more stable than you? As for me, i wouldnt mind an older lady if she will give me the happiness i deserve in marriage.
FamilyRe: Do People Still Sleep With Pyjamas And Night Dresses by orbis(m): 8:16am On Jul 19, 2014
Nothing beats the feeling of going to bed naked. You really appreciate it more when your significant other is around.
PoliticsRe: ‘army Getting New Weapons To Combat B’ Haram’ by orbis(m): 1:43pm On Jul 15, 2014
These weapons will soon find their way back to the insurgents....naija i hail thee
CelebritiesRe: Please Vote Miss Benue For The MBGN by orbis(m): 9:28pm On Jul 14, 2014
Hell no.....why did she do that dog face snout which I detest so much.....am withholding my vote dear
FamilyRe: One Man To One Woman 'monogamy' Is Stu;pid - Akon by orbis(m): 2:35pm On Jul 14, 2014
I forsee Akon spreading HIV with that weapon between his legs....
FamilyRe: Pls I Need Mature Advice by orbis(m): 1:48pm On Jul 14, 2014
This your guy has the guts to bring the other lady in and wants tp pass the blame on you. In other words, when you dont respect the one you love, then it could be a big issue. Talk to him severly and warn him about repeating such actions. If this is not nipped in the bud now, i foresee you coming back here after the marriage to tell us how he has been cheating on you. All the best dear.
FamilyRe: I Am Tired Of My Marriage Barely Four Months Into The Marriage by orbis(m): 1:27pm On Jul 14, 2014
My dear, this marriage is heading no where. The sooner you cut your looses and move on , the better. I find it simply ridiculous staying in a marriage which is still very young and yet there is no single love from your hubby. He is a smuck.... How old are you by the way?
TravelRe: U.S. Non-immigrant Visas: We’re Listening by orbis(m): 2:40pm On Jul 13, 2014
Hi Visa Officer. My mum has been invited over to spend some time with my brother in the US. Presently he is in Nigeria and would like to accompany her to the embassy to make her case stronger. is it possible for a partner without appointment to accompany her into the visa hall and help her answer questions during the interview. I dunno how it works, just curious
FamilyRe: US Man Loses Cell Phone In Grain Pit, Gets It Back From Japan by orbis(m): 7:26pm On Jul 10, 2014
lofty900: this is the difference between a white man and a black man. make him go give testimony say that phone no land naija, na straight to computer village be dat. boys go flash craze comot for the phone head.
lol....guy you got me laughing like a maniac with the flash craze comot talk...lol.... I guess phones are as cheap as dirt in Japan that's why they had to send it back. Same thing happens when someone forgets a kpalasa phone in a taxi, the driver will call you to the nearest bus top to come collect your load...lol...happened to me thrice by the way
FamilyRe: (married Only)how Do You Signal To Your Partner That You Are In The Mood For Sex by orbis(m): 7:58am On Jul 09, 2014
mgbeketoto: cheesy


At least . . .I don prove say I get husband.
Mu che che che che che che
WHICH WAN CONSAIN YOU SEF? undecided

I CARRY FRONT. . .
I CARRY BACK. . . .
I TOO PACKAGE
HE CAN'T LET GO. . .

GO AND DIE!!!! kiss
Lol...
FamilyRe: (married Only)how Do You Signal To Your Partner That You Are In The Mood For Sex by orbis(m): 11:15pm On Jul 08, 2014
Kanwulia: You go wait taya o!
The line looooooong ke. cheesy
No chance. cheesy

Sorry!

The man has to make the first move!
Nigerian MEN have NEVER turned me on!
NOT EVEN MY HUSBAND! kiss

I have never been turned on by physical attributes.

No matter how good a man looks, if he does not speak my emotional language. . . . . Then I go for his wallet only! kiss
For children and money. . . .LOTS OF MONEY only.
I have to FORCE MYSELF TO LIKE HIM. . . .TO GET WHAT I WANT!!!!

Straight Up! kiss
What is this one saying.....I wonder why you always have to capitalize all your words.... Your hubby must be Pusey wiped ...
FamilyRe: What?! Alero Falope Still LOVES Dino Melaye, Denies Domestic Violence Story by orbis(m): 1:09pm On Jul 07, 2014
Yeah right....this is just the beginning. the messages she sent to the other ex wife clearly states she was through with the marriage. Also the beef generated on twitter between her brothers and the Dino guy are plain for all to see. Well, its her life and her choice. Better a failed marriage than a dead partner.....
FamilyRe: Signs To Tell Your Visitor To Leave Your Room by orbis(m): 2:01pm On Jul 06, 2014
I start dressing up and tell him or her I want to take a walk out... some people are so insensitive they never know when its time to leave after staying for hours....
FamilyRe: Breast Feeding Your Baby In Public. How Bad! by orbis(m): 6:40pm On Jul 05, 2014
I don't think its wrong to breastfeed in public when the baby 'really' need to have a shot at the breasts. however she should look around to make sure some perverts are not hoping to snatch a peep at the gorgeous oranges.
FamilyRe: Ladies And Marriage Desperation by orbis(op): 9:21pm On Jul 04, 2014
LyndaRoyce: All things being equal, a man isn't suppose to date a lady for 6months or more without sincerely conceiving the thought of tying the knot with her in the nearest future.
Some of you men are the reason why some ladies remain unmarried even in their late thirties..... Why will a man in his right senses date a lady for 10yrs or more without putting a ring on it?
Free kitchen services.....
Free laundry services......
Free cleaning/arrangement services.....
Not forgetting, free tosky services!
Now tell me, why won't she be desperate after going through all that for decade and still counting......
Ya'll don't want bad/rotten wives yet to use and dispose girls @will...... Who are u dumping them for?
If every man should have a sincere relationship with just a single lady and then tie the knot after few months; I think the number of unmarried ladies would be @a diminishing rate.
If you don't want a "bad wife"; don't make another man's wife "bad"!
My dear, I don't think any man forces a Lady to do those things you mentioned. What is good for the goose is also good for the gander.
FamilyRe: Ladies And Marriage Desperation by orbis(op): 9:18pm On Jul 04, 2014
egopersonified: Op, i sorry for u, they don finish u, take heart ehh, God will bring your own patience goodluck come for u,pele.
My dear, watin you want make I talk.. you know when someone dares to say the truth and damn all consequences he will be vilified .
FamilyRe: Ladies And Marriage Desperation by orbis(op):
Sophyrocks: Those ladies are reminding men like you that when you approach them, its not for games but must have marriage in view. I dnt think a reasonable lady would just tell you the word 'Marriage' when you dnt even know her name. Yes, you have to get to know yourselves well. But it must have marriage in view, marriage is the focus not games or keeping her hanging while you distribute your sperm about or having s*e*x or committing abortions while you turn her to 'Lord of the rings' for years. Some of you men are not serious and have no knowledge of what you want. Kmt.
i didnt know
Science/TechnologyRe: Update On Snakes Tangled In Electric Lines In Benin by orbis(m): 6:54pm On Jul 03, 2014
Hold it right there @ poster.....what were the series of events that led to the snakes being on the ground and burnt. Did they do a free fall by themselves or were sticks and stones used to persuade them down? What confession did they do before they were roasted? Lots of unanswered questions here....but according to uncle Jona, america will know.
FamilyRe: Ladies And Marriage Desperation by orbis(op): 1:48pm On Jul 03, 2014
Ok ladies, seems i was misunderstood here. What i had in mind to say was the kinda irritating way some ladies query your advances towards them. you say hello, an they marriage. Before a guy would even bring up the issue of marriage, he must have courted the lady for maybe six months trying to see if she possesses the qualities he need in a wife. Some ladies want him to skip the inquiries and just want him to propose. Babes, it doesn't work that way and no amount of desperation would cower us into marrying bad wives.
FamilyRe: Ladies And Marriage Desperation by orbis(op): 3:33pm On Jul 02, 2014
berem: so what exactly is your point? They should stop asking you if you're serious with marriage or what?
Guy,you no get yarns abeg! Shift make I see road!!

angry angry
grin grin grin grin grin ;Dsee them hating already tongue tongue tongue
FamilyRe: Ladies And Marriage Desperation by orbis(op): 3:11pm On Jul 02, 2014
lofty900: sharap and stop insulting ladies, marriage is sweet
Dude, keep your hormones to your wife
FamilyLadies And Marriage Desperation by orbis(op): 2:50pm On Jul 02, 2014
Fiestly, i aint chauvinistic, but i find it reallly irritating when you try to have a decent discussion with most ladies especially the ones close to their 30's...the first thing they kindda ask is 'are you serious about marriage with me". like seriously!!!!
Marriage is not something people enter at the spur of the moment, so probably that why we see a lot of ladies coming online here to cry about their failing marriages...

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