When I told my husband I was pregnant with our first child, his eyes became like segun arinze's, see rush to lab to confirm, I think that was the happiest day of his life. Last month, I played a prank on him and told him I was pregnant again after 3 kids, the expression on his face was like 'this woman wants to kill me', asking everyday if I had seen my period, I let him suffer till I actually saw the period, he actually said 'thank God', laugh wan kill me that day. Pls share your experiences.

pickabeau1:

talk na

It took us over a year before I could concieve for my first baby. When I broke the news to hubby. He was mad with joy. I have never seen him that happy before. 7months after my first child, it happened again. He was even more excited than the first time. Looking forward to the third.

When my girlfriend jokingly told me she was pregnant, I ordered a cold bottle of stout, took a sip, looked her in the face and said, "Abeg, if na play, stop am, I don't like it oh"...

njokusboy: When my girlfriend jokingly told me she was pregnant, I ordered a cold bottle of stout, took a sip, looked her in the face and said, "Abeg, if na play, stop am, I don't like it oh"...

I am sure cardiac almost arrested you, so funny

njokusboy: When my girlfriend jokingly told me she was pregnant, I ordered a cold bottle of stout, took a sip, looked her in the face and said, "Abeg, if na play, stop am, I don't like it oh"...

Why do some girls like playing this expensive joke on guys....if you aint preggy, just stf up...you want make person die of HBP

njokusboy: When my girlfriend jokingly told me she was pregnant, I ordered a cold bottle of stout, took a sip, looked her in the face and said, "Abeg, if na play, stop am, I don't like it oh"...

the worst news ever when you are not ready. the best news ever when you are ready. it's the most polarising issue between a man & a woman.

I can't just wait to break the good news to my husband

ennyhollar1: I can't just wait to break the good news to my husband

pregnancy isn't a contagious disease. you need to put in the work first.

coogar:

pregnancy isn't a contagious disease. you need to put in the work first.

Thank u, I'm married already but still looking to the fruit of womb

ennyhollar1:
Thank u, I'm married already but still looking to the fruit of womb

keep putting in the work - it will happen.

coogar:

keep putting in the work - it will happen.

Amin, thanks

coogar:

the worst news ever when you are not ready. the best news ever when you are ready. it's the most polarising issue between a man & a woman.

Aswear

egopersonified:

am sure cardiac almost arrested you, so funny

I been don sweat finish

Cant wait for the good news. Been praying for the past 2 years for the news. My wife also been praying fervently. I know God will answer our prayer before the end of the year. Cant wait, I will be over the moon......

maysimsimple: Cant wait for the good news. Been praying for the past 2 years for the news. My wife also been praying fervently. I know God will answer our prayer before the end of the year. Cant wait, I will be over the moon......

Expect double for the years the locust has eaten. Congrats in advance.

egopersonified:

Expect double for the years the locust has eatten. Congrats in advance.

Thank u and God bliss

maysimsimple: Cant wait for the good news. Been praying for the past 2 years for the news. My wife also been praying fervently. I know God will answer our prayer before the end of the year. Cant wait, I will be over the moon......

it must surely happen. just remember your parachute when you go over the moon; for safe landing.

Iykenson: it must surely happen. just remember your parachute when you go over the moon; for safe landing.

Lol... Thank u boss. I have got a wing like d super eagles of yesteryears.......

maysimsimple: Cant wait for the good news. Been praying for the past 2 years for the news. My wife also been praying fervently. I know God will answer our prayer before the end of the year. Cant wait, I will be over the moon......

ameeeeeen

I wonder what he'll be like.
Probably over the moon.
Lol.
A name has already been chosen for her by him.

Anyway until then

njokusboy: When my girlfriend jokingly told me she was pregnant, I ordered a cold bottle of stout, took a sip, looked her in the face and said, "Abeg, if na play, stop am, I don't like it oh"...

hahahaha baddest bf.
very funny.

He was so happy but when the morning sickness came, I actually felt pity for him becos he was suffering more than I was. How do you tell someone it is not really as painful or stressful as it appears? Maybe he was afraid I would die on his neck.

My turn will come

Clears throat.
Guess he knew that shot was gonna get me preggy so he was all ready bt wanted me do a comfirmed test, did, handed over to him and youngman went on his kneels, I have bn askin u marry before now, I hp this has convinced u we are meant to be, omo, I fear for myself, I no accept the ring o, I say see conspiracy, I no do marriage, after all my shakara, I said yes to him 10days before I put to bed.

dytbabe: Clears throat.
Guess he knew that shot was gonna get me preggy so he was all ready bt wanted me do a comfirmed test, did, handed over to him and youngman went on his kneels, I have bn askin u marry before now, I hp this has convinced u we are meant to be, omo, I fear for myself, I no accept the ring o, I say see conspiracy, I no do marriage, after all my shakara, I said yes to him 10days before I put to bed.

Conspiracy? Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa.. Finally he "cornered" you. Nice.

Tymax:
Conspiracy? Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa.. Finally he "cornered" you. Nice.

Na real corner kwa


Its not so easy na, sexiness tipoju
*yes I love to hype myself*

dytbabe:

Na real corner kwa


Its not so easy na, sexiness tipoju
*yes I love to hype myself*

Lol. Chai! Dyt youngie peperempe.

dytbabe: Clears throat.
Guess he knew that shot was gonna get me preggy so he was all ready bt wanted me do a comfirmed test, did, handed over to him and youngman went on his kneels, I have bn askin u marry before now, I hp this has convinced u we are meant to be, omo, I fear for myself, I no accept the ring o, I say see conspiracy, I no do marriage, after all my shakara, I said yes to him 10days before I put to bed.

kai, u stubborn ohh, even on bended knees u reject am, thank God he wasnt in the labour room, am sure u would ve used the opportunity to kick him in d ----- and later claim it was d pain that made u do it.

Tymax:
Lol. Chai! Dyt youngie peperempe.

Ori mu
Sing for me again

*miming keri hilson pretty gals rock*