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TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by orbis(m): 9:56pm On Dec 12, 2017
janykute:
A beg Frank no take this advice of bathing twice a week,because some Americans does it doesn't mean you should do it.Also the idea of eating in the car no just try am Abeg.Just try and be getting ready on time instead of all these carrying of tooth brush and whatever in your bag.
Whats the biggie about eating in a car? Sone peeps got to hustle between 2 jobs and also school too so i wonder which time you will have to sit down and enjoy your plate of jollof rice and sikin...lol
Everything is on d go here na....most fastfood pplaces are drive through and dont need u to come down from your car cos everything is fast paced
TravelRe: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by orbis(m): 9:56pm On Dec 08, 2017
MackyNaija:
Truly it is a sight to behold with your actual eyes...
The camera lens takes away from the actual.



Peaceful morning it is...
Let's go confirm the 'A' grade! smiley cool

I smile as I remember how far the semester has come and now it is slowly coming to a close.
Baba, after my first snow experience in the US, i enter house begin pray and thank God for the chance to be here. After 2 days, i begin regret and beg make snow commot because the roads got really slippery on black ice and i almost wrecked my car.
Driving on ice is worse than driving in the rain. Your brake turns to akamu
Car TalkRe: Imo Black Cab: Innoson Buses Replace Keke In Owerri (Photos) by orbis(m): 9:43pm On Dec 08, 2017
That aint no freaking cab for f..k sake
CelebritiesRe: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu & His Wife, Cynthia Obianodo At Banky W, Adesua White Wedding by orbis(m): 12:22am On Nov 26, 2017
Dude married an ugly wife cos her papa na billionaire. He make sense pass her 100 times
TravelRe: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by orbis(m): 5:28pm On Nov 21, 2017
MackyNaija:
Going thru my old posts and I saw this one...
I wrote the second exam today, see crying...

Different answers from different people cheesy I don't even know what to say about the prof. that is an expert at tumbling us but I feel my own answer is the correct one. grin
Waiting for the result, and I think I am still in contention for that 'A' grade.

Writing another one tomorrow....
People say schooling in yankee is easy - na lie! embarassed Wetin my eye don see for here no be play.

The semester is gradually drawing to an end and I cant wait! Thankful for the Thanksgiving Holiday from Wednesday (half day) to Sunday.
Abobi, we know say its easier to make a better grade in thr US than in naija. Writing exams every 3 weeks compared to writing one big load of maybe 7 courses of 4 month work no be beans.

Are you working full tkme or part time?
CelebritiesRe: Regina Askia And Her Daughter, Teesa Williams Stun At A Charity Event (photo) by orbis(m): 1:04am On Nov 19, 2017
Mama no wear bra and pikin no wear bra....see the smallie groundnut sef
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by orbis(m): 6:04pm On Nov 18, 2017
bayocanny:
Go and renew it in Atlanta if it is close to where you reside
It aint close by any chance. Can it be done online and they mail it back?
RomanceRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Plus-Sized Nigerian Couple by orbis(m): 5:59pm On Nov 18, 2017
Looks like he has a small preek
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by orbis(m): 8:31pm On Nov 17, 2017
Hey guys, how can one do Nigerian passport renewal in the US
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim To Boyfriend, Iceberg Slim: Thanks For Accepting Me Just As I Am by orbis(m): 8:19pm On Nov 17, 2017
I am surr the guy get very thick and long dick...thats why a sharp babe like that will be following a washed out rapper with no bars
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Photos Of My School Daughter/bestie... Getting Married Next Week. by orbis(m): 2:29am On Nov 16, 2017
Jamean:
Congrats. cheesy

After reconnecting with my school father when we lost touch for 7 years, I didn't just think I wanted a relationship with him. Long & short, he had to move on and marry someone else. smiley
Lol....with your flat bakassi...lol
FamilyRe: Man Abandons Wife Abroad For Trading With Her Body by orbis(m): 11:54pm On Nov 13, 2017
This story smell of fabricated bull crap
TravelRe: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by orbis(m): 4:37pm On Nov 11, 2017
Malayy:
But why are black Americans called Akata?
The fear of akata is the beginning of wisdom. Those dude can do and undo. You dont even know d one who carry gun. I fear them pass police sef. Playing music high like them own d damn road
FamilyRe: My Girl Is Not Eating, Help!!! by orbis(m): 9:01pm On Nov 10, 2017
Try her with strawberry and some good old ice cream filled with peanuts and stuff. Atleast that shoukd help with nutritional needs
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by orbis(m): 8:53pm On Nov 10, 2017
barondmoni:
What type of visa will you advice me to go with as to stay long and and live free life...tnx
Dude i dont mean to be rude but you gotta know what you want first. Do small research before you come in to ask irrevelant questions. Which one be Manchester and Oklahoma connection again Abeg no waste money say you wanna apply for visa if you dont know your left from your right. US embassy go de happy to read your kind of questions sef cos na free money for them...

Lol
CelebritiesRe: Skolopad Wore Sausage Outfit To South African Feather Awards by orbis(m): 3:00pm On Nov 10, 2017
Na come chop be that na....i like SA wella...no wonder rape no de end there....mfkerrrrrrsssss
HealthRe: Favour Lawal, Girl Born Without Anus Who Excretes Through Her Stomach (Photos) by orbis(m): 6:38pm On Nov 01, 2017
Not strange...thats just a colonostomy stoma.
CelebritiesRe: E-money And His Security Detail In His Five Star Mansion (Photos) by orbis(m): 4:27pm On Oct 31, 2017
I am not a hater but it is scandalous when public servants are allocated as security guards to rich men. Police officers are for the public protection and not some damn moneybags
CrimeRe: Man Released By Ritualists After 2 Years In Ibadan Because He Wasn't Useful by orbis(m): 11:22pm On Oct 14, 2017
Wait oh....so they have a storage place where they keep humans as meat and butcher them when they need body parts. Gif forbid bad thing
I wonder the fate of other people locked up there knowing they will be killed by ritualists for body parts
RomanceRe: Man Kneels Down To Propose To His Girlfriend In Uyo As Crowd Gather (Pics, Video by orbis(m): 12:09am On Oct 14, 2017
She will give him good knacking today....trust me...i have been there
PoliticsRe: Omosede Igbinedion Slammed For Wearing Cleavage-Baring Top In Korea by orbis(m): 12:06am On Oct 14, 2017
She aint on no official assignment....just jetlagged....

But wait oh....why some nigerians just de think like mumu
CelebritiesRe: Yomi Fabiyi: "If Your Lover Stands Up Immediately After Sex, You Are Being Used" by orbis(m): 12:02am On Oct 14, 2017
Na mumu de worry this one....babe go only stand up instanta when you no knack am well....nothing concern love here
FamilyRe: American Lady Who Declared Husband Missing, Gets Warned By Nigerian Wife by orbis(m): 2:41pm On Oct 13, 2017
I doubt he is married to thr naija babe. Maybe she is his ex girlfriend who want to spoil hustle for thr manchi.
He looks kindda young and i really have strong doubts the b.itch is his naija wife.
Bad belle women thunder fire una
FamilyRe: Is It Right For A Married Woman To Be a Close Friend With Single Guy? by orbis(m): 2:31am On Oct 01, 2017
Kongi de worry am badddd. God forbid make i jam that kind babe or my future wife act atupid like that
Christianity EtcRe: Cameroonian Pastor Caught Having Three-some With 2 Married Women, Paraded Unclad by orbis(m): 1:22am On Oct 01, 2017
It wasnt rape nor did he force them to open their labia so he can chook his preek inside....why did they dehumanize them like this na....africa is still a deep jungle.
RomanceRe: Epileptic Woman Dies During Sex Romp With Married Man In His Lagos Home by orbis(m): 9:43pm On Sep 28, 2017
dre11:
http://pmexpressng.com/woman-dies-sex-romp-married-man-home/
Last for hours untop woman who aint your wife. You wanna make sure you extract every piece of enjoyment from her asss because you buy suya and malt
EducationRe: LASU College Of Medicine (LASUCOM) In Pictures by orbis(m): 6:55pm On Sep 27, 2017
I dont mean to be a persimist but i can assure you that all these glory and splendour will decay within 6 months. We have practically no maintenance culture in Naija. Thise chairs will break and none will repair it. Toilet will block and break off and will turn very dirty cos no water from borehole.

Use Abuja stadium as an example. Commission in 2003 for COJA games and now everything is dump. Everyone now runs to Uyo stadium cos its still new. Give that 2 yrs and we go de reason where to play Nigerian games.
TravelRe: Anyone From Oklahoma City University? by orbis(m): 6:40pm On Sep 26, 2017
What do you wanna know about it
TravelRe: British Airways Stewardess Made Racist Comments About Nigerian Passengers(Video) by orbis(m): 1:13pm On Sep 26, 2017
OmaniPadmeHum:
Look on the bright side... grin

She had to say it... Hahaha.. We have Big Black C*cks.

I never noticed we swing our BBCs from left to right.

I never also noticed they notice us do so.

Well her opinion doesn't reflect the truth neither does it have any existential importance. If she feels that way, fine. She doesn't want to give a Nigerian Beef?Well, cool. Not eating beef on a 6-10 hours max B. A. Flight won't kill any human, not to talk of a Nigerian.

Personally I ignore racists. After spending years in Europe, I don't notice any racist treatment. Not that it doesn't exist. But I chose to act like I did not notice. I simply ensure I do not notice you are being racist to me. You are racist because you think you are superior. But I decide not to notice or accept your superiority.

One thing I made certain was I acted like every sane person in the society. Doing my studies, minding my business, enjoying the serene environment, paying my bills, contributing to the Society and most importantly, obeying the law.

Certain important and critical things in the world you can no longer be racist about. If your racism is to give me an extra frisk because I am black, then go ahead. If your racism is to stop in your police sedan and ask me to produce an I. D. Because I am black, then why not. Gladly, I have many. International Passport with Visa and Residency, School I.D,, University library, gymn club, Hostel Electronic Access card/I. D., Bus Electronic Card, take a pick.

Infact I did the opposite of fighting racism. I looked on with quiet disgust. The major important things in my life, I did not experience racism. Is it commuting via the metro that I would now be bothered about? An old lady asks where you are from and why you should go back to your country. Well, I gave a calm gaze. Very calm gaze.. But said nothing. Absolutely nothing. She b*tched and complained. When I ignored her a lot of people did too. As long as I wasn't physically attacked, I am fine. As long as they didn't stop me from boarding the metro then I am fine. If I am physically attacked, I will defend myself with all measure and pleasure.

We should stop letting these things get to us. Let us move beyond this phase. Our self esteem and pride should be beyond this. Nah. Her opinion is too petty. If she has broken the law or the Principles of B.A., then sanctions should follow her unprofessionalism. But she should not be punished because she finds Nigerians tiring when they ask for Beef and Coke. Hell, I find Nigerians annoying in flights too. Just as I find the French grouchy, the Germans stubborn, the Americans talkative and the British cocky. I could go on. Even in Africa and Nigeria, we have various forms of prejudice. What? It doesn't sound nice coming from a British Woman? (Sorry I don't call them '' whites'').

I actually found her hilarious. She doesn't know our Nigerian meals go with mainly, Beef. And I would have given her a calm stare. Perhaps smile a little and continue minding my business. If necessary I would have smiled for a second or two and politely told her such opinions MIGHT be considered sentimentally prejudicial and racist. Then I would leave it at that and continue with what ever I was doing.
You are right baba. I do same thing you just described. I never let any racist bullcrap get to me. I laugh each time i see African American black acting like fools and dont expect to be treated as inferior beings. Me sef i de fear them cos you dont know if d dude carry gun.
AutosRe: Reg Toyota Camry 08 For Sale,1.6m by orbis(m): 12:24am On Sep 26, 2017
[quote author=EzeeYFB post=60832125][/quote]Simple question una de form galadima
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Arrives Abuja After A Stop Over In London by orbis(m): 11:50pm On Sep 25, 2017
solaugo1:
https://news.assure.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/President-Buhari-Arrives-Abuja-After-a-Stop-Over-In-London-See-Photos1.jpg

President Buhari has arrived Abuja, Nigeria after a stop over in London.

The Nigeria President had participated in the 72nd UNGA where he delivered a speech among other dignitaries in attendance.

He left the US for London for a brief visit which many presume to see his doctors for medical consultation.

Details shortly...

https://news.assure.ng/breaking-president-buhari-arrives-abuja-stop-london/

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https://news.assure.ng/breaking-president-buhari-arrives-abuja-stop-london/
I tbink it is stupid for evryone to line up like primary school cbildren to welcome Ajala each time he comes back home. We dont see such in developed countries....And i can swear they make monetary budget for such bullcrap

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