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FamilyRe: Wife/girlfriend Beating by orbis(op): 1:58pm On Aug 19, 2017
Most of the responses here from the ladies are really shocking....so it is ok for a woman to hit you as a man but we should not retaliate because they are weaker.
FamilyRe: Wife/girlfriend Beating by orbis(op): 12:04am On Aug 19, 2017
coolcatty:
You dey mind the girl....

I will never be the first to exhibit any form of violence on any human being... But I will surely retaliate if anyone hits me first... Whether man or woman.... If you can't dialogue like a sane human being then go to the room and cool off.... Nobody has monopoly of violence.

Hit me... I hit u back....
So alaye, are you saying its ok to brutalize your partner when she throws the first blow?
I look at the size if my biceps and i doubt if any babe would survive because even the men who have felt its power were not the same again....
FamilyWife/girlfriend Beating by orbis(op):
Everyone tells you never to hit a woman that you become less of a man when you do that. How about a woman who hits you and slaps you around but you refrain from hitting the shit out of her so you will be called manly. I was in a relationship where this chick swore i had to beat her to show my true love whenever she fuckup. I have tried not to beat any of my ladies but what d heck do you do when a nagging babe locks the door and grips your shirt when you try to walk out of a potentially beating situation.

CelebritiesRe: Yomi Fabiyi Is Still Considering Divorcing His British Wife [PICS] by orbis(m): 6:45pm On Aug 18, 2017
Fabulocity:
I'm sure he's got his red passport now grin Chai! Poor woman! All these oyinbo women that marry Nigerian men, they don't know it's a one chance marriage they're entering.
See beef oh....everyone get his reason for marriage na....what about the naija babes who get married so that the husband would carry their family wahala on his head?
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by orbis(m): 6:46pm On Aug 16, 2017
CanadianNurse:
I'm not even a nurse lol
Hahaha.....why you come de claim nurse for your moniker....them need to flog you small cane oh
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by orbis(m): 6:22pm On Aug 16, 2017
Hey @CanadianNurse....are you an RN or LpN
Science/TechnologyRe: Top Six Most Endangered Animals In Nigeria(pics, Video) by orbis(m): 4:05pm On Aug 16, 2017
Is that shrew also what Igbos call Nkapi? That fucker stinks to high heaven
EducationRe: ASUU Strike 2017 : LIST Of Universities Yet To Comply by orbis(m): 5:27pm On Aug 15, 2017
Naija and strile eh....i just tire
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by orbis(m): 2:03am On Aug 10, 2017
Fish123:
The airport is a bit upgrade now,when their couples of months back. they now use machine to scan baggages
Last time i was there, thsy still opened my bag and also used machine. See the way they begged me to drop my naira notes with them like say govt no de pay them. I smile each time i remember applying to join immigration or customs. Maybe i for be one of those airport touts....but Baba God knows better plans for moi
CelebritiesRe: Damilola Adegbite: Hotel Sex Is Better Than Crib Sex by orbis(m): 10:08pm On Aug 09, 2017
But its true sha
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Shares Photos With His Son As They Vacation Together by orbis(m): 10:07pm On Aug 09, 2017
Nma27:
Can't wait to have mine...
oya na...i am ready
HealthRe: Australian Woman Swallowed Her Braces Wire 10 Years Ago And Didn’t Know (Photo) by orbis(m): 10:03pm On Aug 09, 2017
Na only me see the kpeekus shape for under the xray image angry grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Fancy Acholonu Stuns In Bikini (Photos) by orbis(m): 9:20pm On Aug 09, 2017
NOT MY TYPE....IF YOU DASH ME I WONT KNACK I SWEAR.....MAKE I NO GO WOUND MY DEEK
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Simple And Cute Couple by orbis(m): 9:13pm On Aug 09, 2017
All these hairy babes eh....see as she gather hair for hand and i bet her chest na hair full am
RomanceRe: Single Mother Collects N1.2m For Sex In Lagos From Secret Married Lover by orbis(m): 8:52pm On Aug 08, 2017
Ishilove:
Haha!

There is nothing wrong in having an erect penis (after all it is nature), but following the direction the penis points to is where all the problems come in.
Thats why i said its a fool because most times it doesnt give a hoot about where its going. It just want that warm, moist poosie. Even if na goat get am...
RomanceRe: Single Mother Collects N1.2m For Sex In Lagos From Secret Married Lover by orbis(m): 8:20pm On Aug 08, 2017
Ishilove:
Na wa. Both Simon and Linda are mad. She is a mother of 3 kids so it's not like the punny is tight, and this thus makes me wonder about Simon's motivation to have a sexual affair with her.

Oh well, after 5 children I guess his wife's nether parts was wider than the woman with 3 children.

What did this greedy Linda have that his wife didn't have? Stretch marks? Flabby boobs? Vaginal walls that have stretched wide to bring forth life on multiple occasions?? What??

Let me guess: it's the thrill of eating okro soup after being stuck with egusi soup for so long. Never mind that the okro soup is no longer fresh and has almost stopped drawing.

Sick mofos.
Abeg one chilled Origin for your head. The thrill of chopping poosie outside the the real thrill not minding its a soured soup....lol...an erect penis is a fool
FoodRe: N50 Sachet Garri With Groundnut And Sugar Sold In Ogun State by orbis(m): 8:16pm On Aug 08, 2017
ecoeco:
..

#1 rule of successful entrepreneurship

Never sell to the poor

If u want to help d poor sell ur products @ a high price to d rich nd help d poor with d profit

That business will surely crash




#Eco99#
Dude have you ever wondered why the big companies like Nestle, cadbury, coca cola and others are making a killing even in poor economy....its because they sell to the poor as well as to the rich. Fast moving consumer goods are usually mass produced and sell cheaply which make them cash cows.
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by orbis(m): 4:31pm On Aug 08, 2017
Bossman:
That's very rare. A lot of folks visit here from other big cities and they rave about the architecture and cleanliness of the city. It's considered the cleanest big city in the USA (It's the 3rd largest city btw). In general, areas that are mostly black/poor tend to have higher crime rate. Downtown proper itself is moistly white...too expensive for most blacks to live there. However, when we mention Chicago that always includes downtown, North side, South side, and West side and a few surrounding suburbs. All those together are overwhelmingly white. Chicago is probably the #2 or #3 center for business and finance in the US. I think you really need to google the city.
Yeah i have googled about it and had thought about moving there at some point in time. However you know how they keep only the good news online and you never get to know thr real poo till an ear on ground lets you know whatsup. So do you know if they pay as good as what we have on the East coast a d Cali for instance?
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by orbis(m): 9:39pm On Aug 07, 2017
Bossman:
Yes, the city proper (South and West sides) does have a lot of blacks. Chicago is one of the cities a lot of blacks from the south moved to during the civil rights days. A lot of prominent blacks also got their start in Chicago. The movie 'Chiraq' is not neccessarily a good depiction of Chicago. Most of the shooting is concentrated on the run down areas of the West and South side.

In my opinion, Chicago is one of the best metropolitan (BIG) cities in the US to live in. Just check out Wiki for more info. No need to rehash anything here.
I got a lot of friends who left Chicago but they never have any good thing to say about it. Its strange but from experience areas with lots of blacks have a high crime rate and lots of drug use
Maybe the good parts of the city have less blacks.
AutosRe: Toyota CHR 2017 by orbis(op): 11:42pm On Aug 06, 2017
Check out it pixs

AutosToyota CHR 2017 by orbis(op): 11:39pm On Aug 06, 2017
I just tried my hands on the Toyita CHR 2017 model and i must admit it isnt as badass as they claim it is. Its smaller than even the Rav4 old model and lacks enough backroom space. Nothing really special for a 2017 model SUV.
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by orbis(m): 11:37pm On Aug 06, 2017
It seems they have a lot of blacks in Chicago. Whats the info about ghe socalled Chiraq.....is it downdown Chicago or the shooting is statewide
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Customized Mercedes Number Plate In Toronto Has His Name (Pics, Video) by orbis(m): 10:48pm On Aug 06, 2017
Thats cheapass na....guys do it like 30 or 40 bucks and it aint a big deal.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji And Her Family Elegant In Portrait Picture by orbis(m): 5:48pm On Aug 06, 2017
lovelygurl:
I guess I am the olodo then grin
Nope, i wouldnt say so.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji And Her Family Elegant In Portrait Picture by orbis(m): 7:21pm On Aug 05, 2017
lovelygurl:
Olodo, where were you in biology class?

It's the man who decides if it's gonna be a girl/boy
My dear read well....i said de pray for husband head....lol
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji And Her Family Elegant In Portrait Picture by orbis(m): 5:53pm On Aug 05, 2017
Angeleena:
adorable....just look at how,we know of the "ikeji's, through a female child,from the family,at some point the dad mite have fasted and kept on trying to have male children, and God decided to bless him with one,knowing that one of the numerous daughters, would do,wat ten sons wouldn't have done.... sure in his next world,papa wouldn't mind having daughters, over and over again.
Make we hear word jare. If you marry and never born boy, na so you go de do fasting and prayer for hubby head. Women sef eh
PoliticsRe: Okowa Commissions Rain Oil Ultra Modern Mega Station And Mall In Asaba by orbis(m): 8:55pm On Aug 01, 2017
Mad govt in Delta state
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Goes Shirtless On Facebook, Nigerians React (Photos) by orbis(m): 8:48pm On Aug 01, 2017
Ziinno:
I must be the only one who likes a man with a bit of hair in his armpits ( So long as he can keep it really clean) and on his chest. It's so manly.
American men dont shave body hairs in groin or armpit. They say it make them look like sissies
FamilyRe: My Divorce Journal by orbis(m): 7:33pm On Aug 01, 2017
I state it again and again....never marry out of pity. The one you pity today may lead to your madness tomorrow. Marry who you can live with and not who you think you can cope or change. Shit gets worse after marriage because they feel they have achieved their goal.

God help me.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage And Ubi Franklin Sons In Cute Photo With Their Parents by orbis(m): 8:20pm On Jul 28, 2017
I think Ubi and wife got the more cute kid. God please help me find a pretty wife so i can have cute kids
PoliticsRe: Army Recovers Weapons From Boko Haram After Gun Battle In Maiduguri (Photos) by orbis(m): 8:04pm On Jul 27, 2017
They got more arms and ammunination from the various ransome paid to them for the Chibok girls even when the govt claimed it didnt pay shishi

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