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MackyNaija:
Update deh, no time these days to come post online.

Semester ended 2weeks ago and I cleared all my courses with A's, even the one that nearly gave my high blood pressure.

3 new students came in for Fall, had known one from here, the other two don't have much business with this site.

Summer classes start next week but I won't be taking classes.

Engaged in volunteer work for the summer, work-no-pay hard die! Na who send me message??
The work is about the sand dune restoration at South Padre Island - hard work under 100°F heat, then good meals (now having a proper feel of American dishes) and then go swimming in the beach at close of work.

Seems you have lots of Latinos in your area?

LifeofAirforce:
Na the man wey go marry you I pity

Because your Toto go don turn borehole finish

And whats the big deal about borehole. She will get someone with a wider girth

All these MC who act like they are funny but they behave like silly kids. Why bring them out to dance again then you ran inbetween to seperate thdm like say u be referee....stupid

MackyNaija:
Welcome Sir.


Argue with my black ny*nsh.
'Ehhh' once is normal but no be like everyday ehhh ehhh ehhh.

MackyNaija:
Welcome Sir.


Argue with my black ny*nsh.
'Ehhh' once is normal but no be like everyday ehhh ehhh ehhh.

Lol....dey there de ginger....we go soon unleash hurricane season for una. The only good thing be say una go get automatic break for school.

Anyways, are you taking summer classes?

Where are we as a generation is "massive cleavage and massive eggplant" have become frontpage news. This is seriously dumb and we should be aware that some underage minors also view this website.
The mod who brings up such "sensational" news should hang his head in shame.


P.S ...i might be banned for this i gotta say it as it is

MackyNaija:
I naturally do not have 'an accent acquired through any Nigerian language', I deh try even though I no be ajebo.
I have remained normal, I don't get conscious of being 'too correct', I speak in clear English, ensure my tenses and grammar are correct and don't apply phonetics - maybe in 5 to 10 years time something might change.

Baba bobo juice...you wanna tell me no one has said "ehhh" not even once when u are trying to have a conversation with them?

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This is a salvage car lot close to my house where you pay $3 and pick up any car part you need. Currently restricted to cars below 2010 for some reasons. What do you need?

Lol....you threw his ring back at him because you felt he wasnt good enough. Later you carry your body back to him and saw the alaye with 2 hot chicks which he planned to cool off the heartbreak with. You de vex and wanted to chase the girls out after he had already promised them some cash. Hahahahahahahahahaha.....


The guy is even kind enough to let you back to his house.

MissCokie:
You're very dump. So you have eyes and can't read to understand?.. Evil was plotted against the pastor, but failed. Must everything be written in a kid format for dead brains like you to understand? .

You got to understand that your topic was sensational and you obviously didnt fully expantiate on what the charms were all about. The topic made it seem like the chatm was used by thr pastor and not the other way around. Lets be careful how we disseminate information or it might be misunderstood and cause issues.

DrinkLimca:
Hmm well well what can I say...

250,000 naira for upkeeps of two kids per month..

I don't understand, so divorced ladies now used their kids for poverty elevation program..

Dont yoy know baby mama is now a job in the US. Naija girls are learning pretty fast

Na mumu de worry am....

abiodunalasa:
You hardly see pictures like this about men...
Men die earlier than their wife.

Na women and beer de kill man quick

MackyNaija:
Better thunderstorm..
I sleep throughout the episode on Wednesday night/Thursday morning. Na small small thunder I deh hear for dream.

The splatters on the roof are mild so one cannot tell when the rain is heavy.

A friend living around the coast said they experienced tornadoes.

Na serious issue but I deh tight.
Slowly edging into the summer, the sun na wire.

Lol....we de enter tornado season pretty soon sha....the weather just de dribble us this spring. One day na hot sun, next day you go de ask "where the mess is my jacket, gaddamit". Lol...

1Rebel:
Sadly, yes

Its same shit everywhere. A lotta blacks and hispanics live in poorer communities riddled with drugs and crime. Drug is the main cause of crime though as rival groups..crips and blood...struggle for the market

Oboy how school de go na...i hear say rain wan damage una this week. Lok

Bossman:
The roughest areas where majority off these crimes occur are the South Side and West Side. The total population of the two areas combined is less than 5% of the total Chicagoland area population. However, over 90% of the crimes in all of Chicagoland happen in those 2 areas.

Do you have more black peeps living in those area?

Looks more like she shook hands with him. Check out the hand grips

Wike sabi do fanfare for reconatructing even culvert. The money for the commissioning go pass the contract sum....
Pls make black people get sense small....God abeg

I dont like virgins....too hard to open up with ur tool....i prefer already drilled well where i can add the casing and ram it wella

All the countries are poor nations and they only thing they know how to do is procreate.....thats just messed up. Soon they will start shipping these population to developed nations who have learnt how to manage their populations.

Poverty and sex go hand in hand

kelikell:
Hello guys and ladies, I produced my first action short film.
You will love the fighting scenes.
it is a short story of 3friends relaxing out, only to be confronted by dangerous people.
They take a chance and try to fight their way out, only to realise they wont be saved no matter what they do.

The high point of these short film is the REAL FIGHTING SCENES like you will never see in nollywood.

watch and be blessed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsq-rXd1L6A


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMv2vNGs9ec?t=68

The Luxy guy no sabi fight

Bishopp007:
I many prefer it to cold and windy weather

Even the damn summer with temps of 120 abi

Texas weather is wack.....always damp and hot..

Zither:
GBAM!

@ Op, any other solution nah u sabi. Most Naija girls are greedy and quick to display their selfish and ungrateful nature once you take them away from the African shores to live with you abroad. Once they discover the laws in foreign countries are designed to favour them then you have become the slave in your own house. They know they have the upper hand and will live any kind of life they wish…and they KNOW you can do NOTHING about it. In most cases, this has led to husbands killing their wives out of frustration.

Please, for your peace of mind forget Naija gals and look for a responsible African American over there. You say they have baby daddies in jail but I tell you that will sound like sugar when compared to the evil a naija girl will do to you when her eyes become opened to the system over there.

Lol.....this dude must have gotten first hand experience for him to be vexing like this. But truth is that most AA are worse than any naija babe you will bring over to the US. Naija babes will always know you can catch them back in nigeria but AA babes have got nothing to loose than put your black as.s in jail anf claim your insurance benefits....

This your matter get as e be sha..but whats so special about Nigerian girls anyway. The one that will use jazz to stop you from helping your family abi....i feel your pain bro

Is he Yoruba or Hausa

MackyNaija:
Fracking still make sense here, one na M/LWD (no serious loggin happening where he works - just gamma) and the other na Fracking but na operator (almost concluded his move to MLWD).

If I see job for flow station (production work) I go collect. As for 'upstream', my hand no deh.

Just imagine bush work for December and January cold.. E nor make sense since blood money no deh involved again.

Yeah e still make sense but watin man go do when price again. The future no even too bright for oil with all these Tesla cars and truck coming onboard.
Field work no make sense for this cold biko....but you go shock when you see some white guys with only three quarter shorts and no shirt working in sub zero weather. I tell them say thunder fire you....

MackyNaija:
I am trying to avoid the oil and gas industry in it's entirety, getting a job here in this sector is the easiest for me based on my experience that is applicable worldwide.

I'll keep pushing and something will definitely come through.

Lol...where you wan push enter again na.
You don forget ad e sweet you when you see your guys for OKC chowing oil and gas money.
I no blame you sha....na so we take jump train when they started laying off fracking workers when oil price tanked.
Which area you wan enter?

HeyCorleone:
My question is how did they do the titties? They are like so flat. Damn.

BTW is this depiction even accurate? or isn't it just a morbid exaggeration.

Maybe she is naturally flat chested. Lets try it with madam big chest

beezyblaze:
Hello Bro...you've been in the states for a while now... Please how's football over there??
I'm an amateur footballer and and 18 years of age... I'm considering coming to the states to play football... Probably for a semi pro team or an academy but dont know how to go about it.
I thought of applying for an f1 visa but I'll definitely be out of status because i might not go for classes and i don't want anything that will jeopardize my stay in the states or that will come back and haunt me later in the future...
Please do you have any advice for me??
Probably if there's any academy around or something.
My flight fare and all is intact.
My plan is to enter usa in the rightest way and with my mind at rest ...Nothing else.
sorry if my question might be silly..
I just dont want to make any mistake..
Thanks in advance

I think it would be easier getting a soccer jig in Europe than in the US. If you were a basketball dude or maybe good in sprints or any of the damn american games, then e for easy somehow if you fit get sports scholarship. Just make some online search sha

beezyblaze:
Hello Bro...you've been in the states for a while now... Please how's football over there??
I'm an amateur footballer and and 18 years of age... I'm considering coming to the states to play football... Probably for a semi pro team or an academy but dont know how to go about it.
I thought of applying for an f1 visa but I'll definitely be out of status because i might not go for classes and i don't want anything that will jeopardize my stay in the states or that will come back and haunt me later in the future...
Please do you have any advice for me??
Probably if there's any academy around or something.
My flight fare and all is intact.
My plan is to enter usa in the rightest way and with my mind at rest ...Nothing else.
sorry if my question might be silly..
I just dont want to make any mistake..
Thanks in advance

Guys de vex....any which way na way