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Anas09:
Before Christ got me and i switched off from sex. I went to the salon to get my hair done, i met many other ladies waiting and one particularly one was having her hair done then.

Now my stylist is my very good friend, so we gist freely. When i walked in she was going on and on about how good i looked and wanted to know the perf i used. I said Gucci Envy. This lady was looking at me in a way only a guy could look at a girl.

Oh, she liked my brows, she also liked my perf. My mind did not even go to any of such nonsense. I had to get my nails done and another lady did my nails then, so instead of just sitting there, i left to do my nails. When i later came to have my done, my stylist called me aside and asked if i took note of the lady she was making her hair when i came in, i said, kind of. She said the lady wants me. I asked how? She said, the lady begged her to pls tell me that she liked me and would like us to be friends. She left her number for me to call her if digged her.

What kind of friendship is she talking abt? i asked my friend. she said 'You know, romantic. The Hell? Roma what? Is she a guy pretending to be a girl? My friend said no, she's a lady. Then, What The Hell

Wait, does she have a dick, like the very strong, hard, firm one? She has two breasts and i have two too, that will be 4. That will be too much breast in the same room. what are we going to be doing with all of those breasts?
My friend won die for laf.

You see, i like muscles, the bulging pulsating ones, and a dick is my best Muscle. God didn't make a mistake creating that big muscle. It was put there for a reason. "And The Lord said Adam and Eve go on and have sex, fill the earth with children". Ah.

I told my friend to tell her that, except she has strong arms, hairy chest, a mustache, and flat tiny nipples, she shd never look at me anytime she saw me.

What nonsense? I will leave a man who can lift me up and follow a girl with breast like me. What am i going to be doing with her? Nonsense and ingredient.

Thank You Jesus for saving me.

Gucci envy Smart collection I guess...

The lady is probably desperate to settle down....

MannieA:
hmmm..true..
the truth is society has such absurd standard of beauty...
low seld esteem is something DAT eats into your head and soul.... depression comes with it too..
a lot of girls are relying on these things to enhance their beauty... hmm sad.....no matter how much enhancers...if u aren't happy with who u are...u can never be happy with those enhancers... all na onto packaging....

All boils down to low self esteem and the crave to impress men or intimidate their mates..... A lot Nigerian girls are not happy with their look and hence 90% will do cosmetic surgery if they have the money.... Believe me all these girls that are castigating those that did cosmetic surgery are hypocrites. Deep inside they are not contended with how God created them...

gimmehear:
Would you forgive been cheated on?
Temi Badmus Relationship talk
This question is tricky but trustme, I think I might be able to forgive but it’s will be having a limit.

Wait, let say your girlfriend who happens to be a virgin and starves you of sex till like forever, but got dis-virgined by another guy and ends up telling you not all virgin bleeds.

Well, it’s true that not all virgin bleeds at their first sexual intercourse, those one who do hard work might not bleed, but trust me, kolework!!

Me o, Temiloluwa Badmus, I can not forgive that one, like I’m actually suppose to forgive that kind thing now?���

Another situation is when a man you love so much cheated on you with someone you don’t like at all,

Like for example, some girl you find very irritating or disgusting or local then your man cheat on you with her.

Me: lailai!! I can not forgive. Lol

Or your woman cheats on you with that local mechanic you often see around your house who is always picking his nose and licking it.

abegi… I might not be able to forgive.

Well, it’s relationship talk with Temi Badmus

Would you forgive been cheated on?

Let see your view.

Since I’m a Christian and I need to forgive all those who trespass against me, so yeah(in jenifa voice) I will just forgive so I don’t choke to death.
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But you, would you forgive cheated on?
http://gimmehear.com/forgive-cheated/

Temi Badmus

Lalasticlala

yes but on one condition

OP not all of them are materialistic, some are well cultured.

However blame it on poverty, a lot of them are from poor homes hence the unreasonable demand for material things........... This shouldn't be an excuse for being lazy tho....

So true, a lot of these girls are ugly seriously if not for the help of makeup and filters non would deserve twice glance.......

#Fakehair
#Fakeface
#Fakeskin
#Fakeeyelashes
#Fakelife



Natural beauty izzas scarce commodity....

Beautiful

IamD18:
Atleast she's a brain dead individual with sexy body and nice curves which might fetch her a big-god, not some set of ENVIOUS and JELOUS brain dead individuals with slippers breast and pimple ass.

see as you murder this small girl..

All I know is fat girls are not sexy ..

hmmn

how I wish she fit do brain transplant....

A day will not pass by without reading disheartening news......


It's high time judgement day arrive...

A blatant truth I can relate...... an average Nigerian girls can't hold a conversation.....

the worst part is that they can't even spell correctly too dumb..


Boy: Hi how are you doing?

Girl: fyn

Boy: I called you but you didn't answer I guess you were busy?

Girl: yh.

Boy: Okay let me know when you are done.

Girl: k

MannieA:
nah....u aren't tho.... coz number 5 is true tho....

well I wouldn't know the feeling more than you cos you're a female...... But in this 21 century, ladies ought to have known sex can't hold a man... just saying.....

MannieA:
how sure are u

very sure

Last355:
hmmm.... The theme of celebrity marriages should be "No one nose tomorrow"

in fact with this kain nose, someone can nose tomorrow..

Last355:
hmmm.... The theme of celebrity marriages should be "No one nose tomorrow"

this nose na wa

MissRaine69:
His mother sent me porn and wanted feedback. I am very open minded but there is a line between open minded and weird.

A big lie but funny.

double phased

for what?

HumbleFeminist:
I blame her. If you hadn’t seen her pants, I doubt you would ever think of breaking up with her, so long as she has the right attitude.

ah I'm not that type of guys that take sex as if their life depends on it. I ain't sex freak, besides I wasn't just free, she was a jealous type, she monitors my movement most time which I felt ain't right imagine fine boi like me person go dey stalk me upandan.....

Though she got all the good qualities I ever wanted but then I still regret breaking up with her maybe I was mad then I don't know....

chenzen:
probably she hanging out with her cousin

by the way



l ve never met anyone that has so much male cousins like my girlfriend... every new guy is her cousin. wtf

nah there it dey start, cousin this cousin that, you better wise up before she give your food to hungry cats....

HumbleFeminist:
Just imagine?

This is why I am scared of sex. Once you start it, it becomes difficult to stop or resist. At the end, after using the girl finish, you guys will just dumped her ass.... Mtchewww...rubbish

anty I didn't use her, she is not a tool. Is there anything wrong with what I did?

this is what happens when you do cosmetic surgery and the doctors mistakenly tampered with your brain...

She was a sex freak, she won't let me rest one week without asking for it. It got to some point I started feeling guilty of sins (fornication) and the fear of trapping me with pregnancy. so I had to call it a quit

As old as you are, when you go get sense?

mental disorder...

FREEMADNESS:
at all at all.
he dey even sweet me seeing dem quash self....




but GAY!!!

make thunder fire dem from front, back, side, and head to toe.


Lubbish

I can marry a lesbian as wife........... if I catch my wife on the same bed with another woman. I will be very happy cos that day gonn be a great day, a 3somely motivated day......



let gays go and hang themselves abeg....

Enius0803:
because is o re ofe?

kind of

at 7

I don't have problem with lesbian...