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mhiz:
of course I wil

Ok oh...I will be expecting it..09050644641

vidadida:
April 10th too

Whao...Good to find you...Bday mate!...any celebration?

jennifer22:
Mine is todayyyyyyyyyyyy. Rep warri

Happy birthday...Jennifer! May your new age be fortified with greatness!

mhiz:
Yay at last I've found a bdai mate

Lols...Yay!...hope you will send me a birthday present/wish

Pdizzle:
Wow that's doppe. What's are your plans for next Sunday.

I would have loved to celebrate mine...later in the evening when I close from work. I base in Owerri.

Pdizzle:
April 10 here.
Aries! Leader of the zodiac.

Hello mate...10th here as well.. .

mhiz:
April 10/ ph

Hello Birthday mate!...I am 10th as well. we share same bday with Dangote .i base in Owerri.

:-

magicminister:
Imsu na school?

Abeg this first class no folow jare.
If its from ebsu, imsu, absu, lasu, eksu or anything that ends with "su", please don't take it seriously.

...lols...Hater! ..where did you graduate from??...Stop living on past glories.

We call him " Prof"...Dr.John I am tapping from your blessing oh. Indeed hardwork pays. Someone should tell Rochas to pay the staffs of IMSU so they can call the strike off oh...this strike is taking longer than we expected.

onila:
i dont live in nigeria

Native dog wey dey form English dog....

menabae:
All em are married,so I will stick to my sweery, he is even cuter than em all

Stop bleaching!!

delectablegyal:
Which federal university accepts upper credit(national diploma) for direct entry?

I studied business administration and I want to do direct entry into any federal university to study business administration.

Which university is advisable?

This is not the right section to post this...BTW,go through the admission requirements of your desired federal University and find out #

Hanendez:
With lips like mine, I've been labelled a homosexual and a gay.The ladies only stare at my lips when I converse with them.I get unsolicited attention everywhere I go.But what hurts most is when people accuse me of applying lipstick.Please if you come across me,just know that these gorgeous lips are natural and I'm not gay.thanks

Your lies dey make me shiver...How come the lips on your Profile is different from the one you have on this thread#...Infact! You be ga.Y...sworn faqqot

Lemme interpret from my own view... Well,as a Lesbian she is still a virgin and as a straight she is mother of 2 and pregnant for the 3rd one.

iamexcelblog:
You are the farmer bro. Go for what you can afford. I cant actually estimate the amount of tins you need for an acre of land. Thanks.

Hello Iamexcel...Pls,how many seeds are found in a tin of the cucumber seedlings?

Oladimejy:
Am a shy guy, i am in my 200level,am very sad today because my girlfriend brokeup with me since last week because am not romantic but it is not my fault since i was small i dont play with girls and moreover i attended boys school..i am trying my best to be romantic,,, before i tried to watch some of these phillipine film e.g tomorrow belongs to me and so on but i got tire becos am nt a movie freak..pls how can i be more romantic.,pls i beg u with d name of the god u serve pls dnt insult me..

k

WARRIBLOOD:
Am ss.
It comes And go as it pleases..
Frequently

No pains,,,

No drugs involve

Ok.
I will advice you visit the hospital for proper diagnosis and treatment before it gets to impotency.Thank you

WARRIBLOOD:
Even when am in the bus... my prick go just de rise..
Keke when I enter this afternoon... it get this chick when sit down near me..
With nice laps...
Within a twinkle of an eye my prick Don de rise again..


Before I go sleep for night.. my prick de always rise..
Early Morning when I wake up... my prick de rise.. strong firm...


[size=18ptTRUTH TO GOD I DON TIRE......nor be say I nor de FFUCK toto o...


I FFUCK CLOSE TO 4TIMES LAST WEEK... BECAUSE OF THIS ISSUE][/size]


PLEASE HELP.. DON'T GIVE ME ANY ADOLESCENT BULL SHIIT.... I THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG SOME WHERE...



HOW PERSON PRICK GO JUST DE RISE... EVEN WHEN I SIT DOWN ON MY OWN....


IT'S NOT SUPPOSE TO BE SO NOW..

HELP A brother out

You don't have to post those pictures...Back to your question.Well,i have few questions to ask you.
1. What is your genotype?
2. What's the duration of the erection?
3. Do you experience pains during/after the erection?
4. Have you been taken sexual enhancement drugs?
I am to assume you have a disorder called " Priapism" if your erection lasts upto 4hours, if you are an SS/CC genotype but if not...I will advice you get your thoughts busy with good and productive activities, as the saying goes "An idle mind is the devil's workshop"

Guru9ja:
As most government owned universities begin this year with full resumption for the 2015/2016 academic session and some universities still crawling behind, we bring to you the Government owned University with the fastest academic calendar for the year 2016.

1. Kwara State University: Kwara state University (kwasu) still stand as the number one university with the fastest academic calendar. It was number one in 2015 and still remains number one still date. Her resumption for 2015/2016 (1st semester to be precise) started in August 2015 and presently they are in their 2nd semester which is ending in April 2016. April marks the end of 2015/2016 session for Kwara State University.

2. Nasarawa State University: The competition is becoming interesting as Nsuk came all the way from the 4th position in 2015 to be the 2rd government owned university with the fastest academic calender for 2016. Resumption for the 2015/2016 session kicked Off on the 5th of October 2015 and Nasarawa State University 1st semester examination is in progress.

3. Ekiti State University: It’s a big surprise as we see Ekiti State University in 3rd position. Eksu Resumption date for 2015/2016 was on the 19th of October and 1st semester examination is presently in progress.

4. University Of Ilorin: Unilorin was known as the 2nd University with a fast academic calendar in Nigeria in 2015. Unilorin’s 2015 slow admission exercise and lateness in releasing admission list as we believe might have hindered them from retaining the 2nd position. But unfortunately, Unilorin released both DE/UTME list and resumption date came a week after the release of the list which made them drop to the the 4th place. Resumption date was 28th of October and 1st semester exam is presently in progress.

5. Delta State University: Resumption was on the 9th of November and First semester examination is expected to begin on the 15th of February 2016.

6. Osun State University: Osun State University also dropped from 3rd to 6th due to many reasons known to the University management. The university 1st semester examination is expected to begin on 22nd of February 2016.

7. University of Nigeria: UNN Resumption for the 2015/2016 session was on the 7th of November. 1st semester examination is expected to begin on the 22nd of February 2016.

8. Federal University of Technology Akure : FUTA resumption date for the 2015/2016 session started on the 24th of November November . First semester examination is expected to begin on the 29th of February 2016.

9. Federal University Oye-Ekiti: FUOYE took up the 9th position as one of the University with a fast academic calendar. Its resumption date for the 2015/2016 was on the 23rd of November and First semester examination is expected to begin on the 14th of March 2016.

10. Nnamdi Azikwe University: UNIZIK took up the 10th position as her resumption date for 2015/2016 started on the 23rd of November 2015 and First semester examination is expected to begin on the 1st of March 2016

Source: http://www.guru9ja.com/2016/02/ten-10-university-with-fastest-academic.html

...I dn't mean to be rude but I have to.This list is outdated and I fault it from A-Z...before you post any tra.sh online plz ensure you are updated. IMSU ought to be among the 1st three...as I am typing now IMSU is writing their first semester exams for 2015/2016 session.
What about ESUT...lemme rest my case here#

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, why do my neighbors respect my younger brother than me?[/color]

Grow up...!!! It's February

Politicalidiot:
Am telling u, na God go catch them.

In my faculty, using small chips can't fetch you an A. ..it will only do so,if you are an intelligent student. Because only the brainy students cheat flawlessly .FYI,i dn't cheat nor sort!

Anya 4:30

pinkjacket9:
My darling airforce is a perfect gentleman.
I enjoy his company a lot and I pray no bagga comes between us.

He makes me laugh and tells me all a woman wants to hear from her man.
I love him.

I didn't know love s these beautiful till I met him.
He's cool
he's funny
He's ambitious
He has the fear of god
He's caring and would go to any lenght to make me happy. (Smiles sweetly)

I thank god every day for bringing him to me.
He's one in a million.

Love you till death Airforce1.

Mehn,...Girl you are ugly even with the concealer eyebrow..You still wor-wor.

delectablegyal:
Whether online or offline. I heard some nairalanders have met in real life, dats why I included offline.

Some people are saying I'm pseudo, it's embarrassing.

PSEUDO

pamellla:
nd so who give a fuc* if they are or not....go and use that one to withdraw money at the bank now....mtcheeeew
ur gf virgin? hahaha....joke of d century...well prolly u are impotent or gt a small pr*ck.....dey dere dey form lover boy wen u are bn decivd

ur sister? don't lemme say anything....I wonder ow u gt to knw dat....anyway ts not moi biz

btw next tym u quote me na thunder go fire u.

oga....swerve jor! gt no biz wif u.

I dey wait for the thunder to strike...Use alum or top-gum to tighten your loose hole...FYI,no guy likes it wide

pamellla:
lol...u must be a bad nigga....wide road ll allow fo smooth driving now nd 'overlapping' while tight road is d reverse...oops! wat am I saying sef? I know nothing o

By their write-ups you will know their p*s$y wideness

pamellla:
go and ask ur gf or sis that

They are virgins...You borehole

pamellla:
why una sef like wide pu*sy

How wide is yours??...It must be a borehole since it appears you love "Big d1ck"

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] wouldn't have taken it as offensive..

But No, I do not have a life outside Nairaland. Not because of anything apart from the fact that I'm not a human, I'm actually a test run programming by_seun with artificial intelligence designed to chat like a normal person.. Currently running on the Nigerian ET code..


Mr Oreopaschal.. Thank you for asking the question [/color]

Lol... .Good to know

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100]I don't have a routine..






I usually sleep off while chatting[/color]

Do you have another life outside nairaland? #no offence

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, male neighbor my age never speaks to me, he just stares without saying a word.

What could this mean?[/color]

DEV!L