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Mcbussy:
Please who gave u a job?

Lolz...*wicked*

onila:
smooching
groping
kissing
dry humping

touching her boobs and bum is enough

the real sex takes too much energy and action sef and does not last long

I have been dreaming of making love with my crush and i feel more cozy when thinking abt making love than real sex

Aunty Virginia Onila...Stop claiming to be a virgin cos you are not!...You are just a S*x starved Hag.

I was hoping to read something meaningful but the reverse was the case...Oga Joel, who said the rich doesn't masturbate??...who said they don't take alcohol and which of the brand of alcohol is walk?.. Oga abeg swerve well joor.Your points are meaningless.

You both look good together.Handsome groom + pretty bride..."f*cking is now legal for you both" ..I wish you guys A very Happy Marriage Life...You will bear both male and female children,You wldn't lack funds to cater for your children,Love and Unity shall reign in your new home...."Amen"

mizquote:
√ guys that over haggles.

its OK to want to beat price but its quite embarrassing if you do that always and spend hours begging or trying to convince a seller to reduce a token.


√ guys that brag of their cooking prowess.
√guys that brag over their bedmatic skills.


√guys that sees nothing wrong in begging.

√guys that always want sex.
√ guys that are alcoholic.

√guys that re gluttons. its a big turn off.

√guys that sees nothing wrong in farting indiscriminately.

√guys that pick their nose in public.

add urx.

Get ready to remain single then...

My sister although she is late now.

I don't know what to type again ..Op you failed to include those whose family houses are far from school..They live in Calabar while their school is at Adamawa .

Young03:
yes, ar u looking for a partner?

Nope!i am straight

Young03:
dats because ur a transgendered...tomboy

u no get breast nah..even ur body go de like man oo...bt dear i love peeps like u oo

You are a ga.y!

yemoxyl:
ODE useless he-goat
Swerve jhoor

You will get choked with C*cks one day...#Public toilet with no asset

PussySandie:
Bro. Chukwu gozie gi.. Leave that sammy500 to keep ranting

Daalu nke oma...Nwa-afo igbo

yemoxyl:
Yaba left patient just because all the girls in ur family has borehole that means everygirl has too.....didn't u see the humour in my statement and was i even talking to u?

Asslicker

Humour??...indeed. ...blame yourself for having a wide hole down there..Public toilet like you!...keep on doing community service to all the whole boys in your kindred...

yemoxyl:
This one virgin,if she's a virgin then my greatgrandma is also a virgin
0/10

Hater!!!..why can't you compare her with yourself..Guess you have lost the tightness of your hole to Group Intimacy

Her lips will be a good tool during Mouth Gig and rimming.i will rate her 6/10...she is above average beauty and cute as well...has an immaculate beauty. I would have given her 9/10 but I have not tasted her honeypot to confirm your point of her being a virgin.

Keketu:
gay cu! gay ka! gay gay gay gabriel backgiver! GAYYYYYYYYYYUYYUUUUUUUUYYYYY

I will try as little I can to be polite with you.I am not a gay.Thanks[center][/center]

tzoracle:
What if he hits d nail on the head when his goons are around??

3 scenarios
I get to walk (most unlikely)
I give in (most most unlikely)
I get killed (most likely)

Ain't you strong enough to fight back??...c'mon,i see no reason why you have to be scared of this ppl(gays).You are yet to get enough evidence that he is a gay..."gay tendency" therefore I will advice you keep mute and watch him open up as one, when he does so you can now shun him off...give him red light that you ain't one and can't be.but try and be rational when taking actions.Thanks

tzoracle:
So for some weeks now,this male friend of mine has been exhibiting gayness towards me,uses my picture on a regular as his whatsapp dp,behaves feminine toward me,tell me to send him my acct no??,and nw at an odd time yesterday called me and said my dear...

Ps I have had gay stalkers in d past and stopping the act was as simple as a threat or blocking the person. But this is a 'friend friend',abeg make mature minds help me

Dn't be in a hurry to tag him a gay,its better you wait for him to hit the nail on the head.he is likely to mean no harm.

Otum "My p#$$y"

MrAkias:
Let's See Those Who Are Very Smart
In
INTELLIGENT.
A student is asking, Which part of the
organ never rests
(A) Eye (B) Nose (C) Heart
(D) Brain
(E) Penis
(F) Vagina
Please Be Sincere, What Is The
Correct Answer Drop Your Answers, Let's
See Which
Option Wins...

The heart...cos it supplies blood on regular basis to other organs in the body.

HateU2:
Before you all tongue-lash me. This is a counter thread. Someone asked why Yoruba guys have small dicks and I wanna know why Igbo guys are lazy on bed . Is it there Akpu at work

Dn't generalise if you have not slept with upto 15 ibo-boys,but if you have slept with such number..then,you are a trophy non-igbo ****e

Fmartin:
he has done this before to one of our friend. This is nt his first time.

Your friend is a friendly enemy. I will advice you cut out ties with him inclusive of your girlfriend that he slept with.dny waste on time on revenge...You are too manly for such.Take heart

mizquote:
I don't look down people but I hate it when boys as young as my younger brother start trying to be too close to me or try to be over friendly.

All this boys of nowadays don't know how to respect their elders.

mtcheeew.

Borrow pose..!!!who owns the car you posed with...?..Native dog like you dey form English dog. The way you package yourself around your brother's friend will determine how they will treat you. :-XBTW love knows no age limit

softappless:
SO IS THAT WHY ROMEO DIED FOR JULIET?

A tricky question that I can't give a straight answer to 'cos I am not Romeo.But,the fact remains that I can do many things for love although not everything.

softappless:
Today i was with a friend of mine that got in a fight with his girlfriend, he was emotionally down, very sad trying to apologise to his girl, nuff said i just SMH 4 him, i personally thinks relationships are overrated, as in i get sex when i want it from ladies, there is probably no need going into a relationship, as in why should i? i just think relationships are overrated, when the time comes, i can just pay a lady to give me a child and fuuuck off to history forever, d
oes anyone else thinks this way?

. You have not met the right person. Relationship outside that of blood-tie is the best feeling ever when you meet the right person.it does not coin down to s*x alone,You will have to share emotions,ambition,thoughts and et.c...I stand to reserve with my comments here .Hence,i disagree with your point.

Yes oh...Yoruba girls are very dirty oh...they can stay upto days without changing their underwear,they bleach like say tomorrow no dey,they are always grow fatter and dirtier after childbirth,the single ones among them are liars and mischievous, I know of one on nairaland that brags on how many men she has slept within one year...their bad attitudes outweighs the good ones although they have good sides too...This is just an assumption from the few I have come across. inclusion,I can't wife a Yoruba girl

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hit The like button if you like my profile photo. [/color]

You have a flashy face,but your body structure is zero esp you tummy looks potty .Your br**st looks sagged try and get a good push-up bra in 2016.

Randyhot:
Lalasticlala!! dont relocate your family to my neighbourhood, these kids are crazy mehn! Singing *mama in the kitchen cooking rice, papa in the parlour watching film* i dont know the rest.

Your names must be Lion or Linus cos you lie alot.. which boxing day?Dude,this picture has been online for ages now..You dn't have to lie to make fp or create attention.#Shalom

I am not hating oh...But,i doubt the possibility of this guy being the owner of this expensive car. OP,for you to clear my doubts,i want the picture of you driving that car or.....

ernesty20:
My girlfriend has come again with what i can never do if i love her. The idiiot said i shud wash her two pants she used to menstruate if i truely love her. Please what do i do

It's very painful that at age of 20, you still have got no sense. F()()L @20

See your nose like blackberry charger # ...Agadi Nwoke na-agwo ofe

I want a Lady that is dark in complexion(chocolate), slim with portable ass (not too big), sizeable firm bre*st(34D cup), about 5.8"ft tall, succulent pink/red lips,shiny white dentition,pointed nose but too much,and tight p*ssy(although I want a virgin)... ..i will stop here...the list is on the basis of her physical appearance
On the basis of personality, I want an intelligent lady as I am a sapiosexual,she must be decent,and at the same time wide in bed just to satisfy my sexual fantasy,she must....Make I pause for here....

Endtime Sex +Endtime menstruatio=Endtime pregnacy. I am sending you an Endtime congratulations ...