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DrPott:
I stylishly asked her, she doesn’t use creams

Maybe she wasn’t bathed well when she was a toddler. If that’s the case, she may have to live on deodorants and perfumes all her life

But if the odour came during puberty and refused to go, constant sponge bath and deodorants can reverse it.
Wait oh are you sure she is not a teenager?

Nyascobar1414:
Nice story!

Thanks

Hehehe
Baba done run her street


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DrPott:
See my wahala, I don’t know how to do it without shattering her self esteem.

Abi I should lie and tell her I had body odor too and that’s why I understand her. It’ll probably Soften the blow

Don’t tell her if you feel it will sound rude to her

Yea
You can tell her you once battle body odour thats why you understand her

Are you sure she takes her bath twice a day

And another, the smell may be caused by the mixture of body cream and perfume she uses

DrPott:
I have a friend who has this. She walks into the room and everywhere is bad. Like a gutter.

I don’t know how to tell her without making her depressed or making her feel horrible.

I’ve considered taking her out for shopping and buying her stuff like deodorant but she’s too stubborn and will refuse.

Don’t tell her
Get her deodorants and perfumes as gifts
She’ll get the message. If she doesn’t, tell her in the nicest way you can, I repeat, nicest way you can. Don’t go and shatter someone’s self esteem oh

tayo60:
Whatever you say about older women is applicable to all d females in your life .

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Truvelisback:
U are wrong. It's not always as u think. Some wars are or can be triggered by spirits, evil spirits or even Superior Spirit like God. spirits or evil spirits, powers can cause war to happen by stirring the hearts of men. Like road accident for an example. Most road accidents are Supernatural(i didn't say all). Let me shock u. Do u know that God stir up the heart of Putin to invade Ukraine? I know u might think the war was ordinary based on the physical. God actually stir up the heart of Putin to do what he is doing to Ukraine. Likewise, the Devil too can do the same.

Oga mi
I totally agree with you

I once read a story
I can’t remember the story word for word but I’ll try to be narrative


A man was Travelling on his donkey, he got close to a village and decided to rest. So he tied his donkey to a tree before taking a nap. The devil came and untied the donkey while the man was still asleep.
The hungry donkey saw a corn farm close by and decided to feed, as it was feeding, the farm owner came and saw it, without thinking twice he shot the donkey. The sound of the gun shot and the donkey’s last bray woke the donkey’s owner and he quickly ran to see what happened to his donkey, only for him to see the farmer standing over his dead donkey, he quickly brought out his pistol and shot the farmer, few minutes later news got to the farmer’s son in the close by village that his dad had been shot by a stranger.
The farmer’s son furious and confused, dashed to his father’s farm and shot the traveler. Weeks later, an interstate merchant went to the traveler’s village and informed them their tribesman had been killed. The traveler’s villagers armed themselves well and attacked the village where their tribesman was killed, as time went by, the issue escalated into a full blown war and thousands of people died.

On a sunny day, an angel was flying by and saw how the ground was littered with dead bodies. He came down and saw the devil playing harp under a tree, he said to him “ oh satan, what have you done to these people “
The devil chuckled and said “ i did nothing to them, i just set a hungry donkey free, their hatred and bitterness did this”
The angel was dumbfounded at the tactical way the devil evaded the blame.


My point
Spiritual beings can't force humans to war, they can only mess things up a little then leave humans to destroy themselves.


One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


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Biglittlelois:
On Monday, I'll say "Rabbit Rabbit" through out that day, who knows, the superstition may work

It doesn’t work that way babe
You have to be in turkey

EmiDon11:
ITEL you say i like APPLE

I rather listen to SAMSUNG

Sam is really trying in the music industry

SAMSONGS wey the bass dey break my WINDOW

Hehehe
Imagine passing through deserts, forests and lakes for 5months only to get sent back to Nigeria as soon as you land Italy
May the lord help me if I don’t scream and run with full speed like a brakeless keke maruwa
If i hear say oyibo police see me catch


For better answer
Ask EmiDon11
The man done run go Europe by foot before
But amotekun chase am enter Togo

One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


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EmiDon11:
hmmm

Wether u reddit or not, i NOKIA

If you like NOKIA
E no fit change the fact say she go give you APPLE chop like adam and eve

EmiDon11:
how you tecno?

I REDDIT online

Acidbath:
You even look it.

Damn...
Comrade, you rugged


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

I don’t care
Na that 30s dey hungry me pass
And she must be chubby oh ( meat everywhere )
If You’ve ever dated an older lady, you’ll know the good good benefits they come with, especially the no nagging aspect. She gwan be your wife and mum at the same time, isn’t that cute?


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Brian47:
I thought jeon was a guy pretending to be gay.

Nah
She is a girl

EmiDon11:
why she go ban me?

Shoot your shot bruv
We dey your back


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SultanOfPuna:
Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror to the point you begin to have erection because you look so hot and handsome.

Or am i the only one who experience this?

Edit:
E be like say na ugly guys full this forum

Your dîck knows you’re a pûssy that’s why it keeps rising to your face


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EmiDon11:
farano

Lol
Las las na 600 years ban them go render to you


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EmiDon11:
u no the person wey i dey talk?

I nor know her oh

EmiDon11:
i'm still contemplating

No wam
Anytime you decide, let me know, so me and my honourable comrades go hold Andrew liver salt enter the venue


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Holypenis:
jeon na dark lady.

Oh okay bruv

EmiDon11:
i ve told u time without number, i'm only in normal love with her

Not romantic

Oga mi
Don’t explain again, before you confuse me more this

So who you wan marry now
Joen abi the mod wey you dey admire secretly

EmiDon11:
see guy, no dey mention that girl name in vain o

I don warn u

Chai
Las las my guy done fall in love
As you dey fall make sure say you no fall with mouth oh, because mouth injury no dey quick heal.
Which soup this girl take captive you like this, I know you well well nau, you no dey love, na ashawo house you dey dey steady steady, you and boogyman557


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OsilaGama:
Hahahah sir.. Make we just de pray for a non greedy leader

You read my mind bruv
If person like bubu rule for another 1 year, people go go on suicide spree


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EmiDon11:
Morning nairalanders

There happens to be a nairaland mod i'm seriously inlove with.

I won't mention her name.

She moderates romance section,she's so beautiful.

She's slim,fair and has a good shape.

She is igbo by tribe

And if u know her, kindly keep quiet

cc:messi1, victorUSA, orgasmgiver123 come o

And everybody should be careful on how they reply to my posts or insult me this time around to avoid ban.

So u people should be treating me with care, from now on.



I'll modify with her name and pics soon.

Joen done turn to mod
Hehehe
Redpillers go suffer


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Who know how much them dey charge to fly go uganda. I wan go quarrel the aunties


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We can’t rate you now
We’ll wait till you’re faced with a real case of VAWULENCE, only then we’ll be able to tell if you’re a comrade or the other one


One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


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advanceDNA:
Ever heard the phrase "Blondes are usually Dumb".....

this blonde totally proved the saying

Hehehe
This is some funny shit right here bruv
You deserve 2 bottles of legend lager beer for this thread you created

Meet me at ekpoma community cemetery by 2am so you can collect your beer


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