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OsilaGama:
Hahah nasty keh!!!

E shock you

Lets ask Iamdbull
Baba self apply

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Damn...
That is a tractor right there

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Truvelisback:
Zonefree, I'm talking abt the positive minded ones not the negative minded ones. By the way, i guess, the negative minded ones are being use by greedy Top politicians.

Well, to some extent you are very right
This thing is deeper that people think
Let me not talk too much, before some assault riffle welding lunatic start looking for me up and down


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Scamupdates:
how about case when elders reject things cus you give them with left hand

Yeah I have seen that one
Buy You don’t need to be left handed to give someone something with your left hand
They reject it from everyone not just left handed people

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. The Northerners are the most united tribe or people in Nigeria. Yes, they are so united that if u see them together, u would think they were birthed by the same parents. They are very co-operative and help one another
(i mean themselves). They live like one family despite the fact that they are from different families. As a matter of fact, i envy them. I have been very close with these folks, so, i know what i am saying. No wonder in the millitary, political offices, and other govt jobs, they are highest.

Yet they kill themselves all in the name of BH


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Na first time wey i go hear say them dey reject lefty be this oh

I no believe am sha, because in boxing southpaws are very unpredictable and hit very fast. Everywhere i go, i see people wishing they are left handed. I don’t know where you people are getting your own facts from oh


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Cypher45:
Op you no kick de goat with your rain boot, well am just joking you did a great job helping the goat.

Lol
If i try am, e go just swear for my ancestors

Omo the kind deformity wey that pikin go come with ehn

fman:
take a closer look at the picture. U will see the shoes.
Na the shoe b the inspiration behind
Your signature?
Lol

Lmfao
I done see the shoe oh
Na rugged shoe indeed

fman:
After killing it,
You want to identify it.
No need bro.
I suspect you wanna eat it.

Oga na u wear that rugged Brown
Shoes in the pix?
Wow! Your shoes share the same
Color wt the animal you guys killed.
Las Las e fit b say na u b
The security man.

Lmao
Which one be rugged brown shoe again

palamo:
The security guys where I work just killed this animal. Need help identifying it.

That is an African possum. Yoruba call it keke
They move in groups with a big male leader in front

They have this strong smell like urine was sprayed on them


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fman:
na so the dog dey behave

The dog rugged finish
But power no dey

Damn...
i want one
I’m gonna take a flight straight to Mexico and get one, I’m gonna name her chiko


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Where is the pitbul abeg
Is it behind the generator?

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fman:
this your username
orgasmgiver, portray negativity

Lol
People who know me know my lifestyle is nothing close to my username

I was with a friend this morning, when i started hearing a distress bleat from his back yard, I quickly went to check what was happening, behold, it was a goat in labour ( one of the goats that terrorise my friend’s farm ). The kid was coming out with one hind limb. It was a case of Dystocia ( slow or difficult labour ). I quickly washed my hands throughly, i put two fingers inside the vagina and tried to locate the second hind limb, i then gently adjust the kid till the second hind limb was outside, i gradually pulled it until it was out fully. It was a bouncing baby buck. My friend was even sweating more than i was. Alaye nearly had heart attack, I just thank God they both survived.
The owner later came and she was asking how much her bill was, i just told her to shift jare. I did it because of my love for animals.
I will be there later This evening to administer some injections to them.


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If you’re in Ibadan, I would say you take it to UI’s zoo

Please don’t kill it
Our wildlife are going extinct in Nigeria
I wonder what our grandchildren will meet

odinson1:
A little slap won't kill her,na blow dey kill
The slap is just to tell her that it's not every man she can be able to mess with and go scot free

Hehehe
Ma niggi

I believe you

First picture
When the quiet person that gave you a lift starts taking bush paths


Second picture
He is back on the main road


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dodgelord:
Quick one, What can a woman do to stop his man from cheating?

I’m not understanding oh


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Goodlyhrt:
My uncle whom I stay with caught me masturbating last night.

He was shocked as me but I didn't stop. He just picked what he came for and left without saying anything. While I continued my section without any care in the world.

This morning, he called me and started advising me to get a girl. I was like how can I get a girl seeing that I am broke. As-in this old man doesn't know that times have changed.

I just apologized sha for causing him a slight bp rise. And for his advice, I told him I can't get any girl for now because obviously I am broke at least to a modern Nigerian girls' standard.

Honestly I didn't feel any shame whatsoever. I am a full grown sexually active adult who needs to cure konji sometimes you know. Howbeit I am broke. But at this time in my life I am prepared for the worst. Last last he would tell me to leave his place. Even at that, it's hardly the end of the world.

So he should bear with such sights later in the future. Like say he wan give me tips or money o. That man self!


My uncle is a pastor. I'm wondering what could be going through his mind now though.

Phew!

Your uncle is a pastor and he is advising you to get a girl so you can continue committing more sins
Which church pastor him be first


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EmiDon11:
I see court sentencing orgasmgiver123 to 3yrs imprisonment for failing to fufill the promises he made to an ashawo when he was about to cum during sex.

Who is orgasm giver?
What is ashawo?
What is court?
What is cum?

I’m not understanding oh


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15

Me that I’m only attracted to chubby older ladies nko


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Beetle


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Choilila:
Nahso..

Maybe Nigeria go cry the next is worst than Buhari..

The country done worse beyond repair
What the Nigerian boss needs now is a professional mechanic not a driver