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Choilila:
Story

No president that Nigerians will not complain about.[/b]

Rest abeg
Even if people criticised yar’adua, it will be very few people, very very few. Like 5/100

odinson1:
If she hits me first I'm hitting back in self defense.
No one is gonna emotionally blackmail me into getting my ass beat because they want me to be a Real man or whatever

Good of you
I just hope she doesn’t pass out or die in your hands
Judge no dey hear abeg oh

With the hunger in everybody’s stomach now, it is not even advisable to hit a man too


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Choilila:
May GOD BLESS BUHARI WITH MORE GRACE AND POWER FOR THE POSITIVE CHANGES HE BROUGHT TO THIS GRASS NATION AND HER UNGRATEFUL CITIZENS...

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When Musa [RIP ] was in power, y'all criticized him.. Then his vice Goodlucky became president, you all still criticized him.


We should all manage with the services we are receiving because that's what we purchased.

Who is the y’all that criticised yar’adua
See if you don’t know something better relax and stop capping diagonal.
Yar’adua that everyone loved



One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


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EmiDon11:
she must be afraid of ur tooth pick

She's scared u might chuk chuk her pussy with it

Ma niggi

Kiddogarcia
Enter here asap

Hehehe
This thread is not for me
I have 8 wives and 35 children


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You have done well bruv
Only a stupid and weak man hits a woman

You have successfully earned yourself two wives, enjoy

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killmods:
Really How do u guys cope with those big boobs

Small perky boobs and nice, round, soft ass and hips for me. I hate big boobs

Yo bruv
If you find yourself in this position, you’ll understand


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Nyascobar1414:
Dammn Nasty you have to be out of here you know....

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Nyascobar1414:
to have a man that she calls an husband( a man committing to her)

Oh
Now I understand

Nyascobar1414:
I will kindly tell my mom to teach her home manners cos maybe she doesn't know she's lucky to have a man as a husband

I’m not understanding oh
Is she suppose to have a woman as a husband


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tayo60:
I need this kind of friendship too

Iyawo mi stop jhur
Shey you want all these small small boys to start hunting for you ni

yinkaOdutuyo:
Are you sure that church is for me or do people even care whether I come or not?

I'm a pianist in the church oo although the church had 2 pianist.

Not even a call from the pastor, choir members or anyone at all that had my number.

Is it true that is you're not financially contributing big to the church you're not recognised...


Pls what's the issue?

Lol you never see anything
I am the only talking drummer in my church, sometimes my church will send me to our other branches to go play for them because they don’t have talking drummers. ( that’s how Important I thought i was )
I didn’t show up in church for 3 months because i was battling depression and financial setbacks, oga mi, nobody called or even texted me, i felt rejected and used, I still went back after 3 months, they didn’t even ask about my well being or anything, they were now telling me to go and play talking drum for them, I nearly swear for choir leader that day. ( if I mention the church name, people go shock )
The funny thing is, throughout the 3 months, they didn’t get anyone to play for them but they still didn’t call.
Did I forget to say i never collected any money for my service?
I have jejely gone to another church now, these ones, if i don't show up for weekly programs, the will call and ask why. They are so caring, i just hope they don’t change later.

Answer to your question :
Yes, if you’re not dropping heavy tithes and offerings in nowadays churches, nobody go send you at all.



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After a stressful day, i want those boobs on my head. They’ll make me think straight and make me gain strength


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Asceleb16:
Orgasmgiver123!!!

Abeg borrow me that your rain boot, i wan use am do something

It’s all yours bruv
Aim for the balls
Strike fast, strike hard
Don’t disappoint me


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Mine
E done tay wey day break

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I done tell you say make you no dey follow boogeyman smoke igbo under sun again, you no wan hear


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Is there anything like male prostitute ?

Well, what do i know self


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Combination of bread, beans, malt, fried plantain, okpa and coconut

My mess nearly choke me that day
Since then, my brother no dey like sleep same room with me again

Offpoint1:
Unfortunately I've been discharged like 56 times from there, I'm no longer qualify for admission, I've exceeded an average limit for single human.

Comrade, we gather dey
They’ve thrown my file into the trash can self

Offpoint1:
Scratching my balls then sniffing it and passing out from the stench.

Comrade, you need to occupy your bed in yaba left ASAP


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Asceleb16:
Me: i'm a professional nail biter and a competent pen clicker

I am a competent rain boot kicker


One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

EmiDon11:
u go collect kolanut?

Shey her kidneys are still functioning?

Baba, she get 4 kidney

EmiDon11:
shey na me and you for this forum baa

I fit sell one fairly used sister for you oh
Na only say she get epilepsy.
You go manage her?


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EmiDon11:
no start making ur own plan and stop feeding from ur mum's pot

Nna sharap there
You wan collect?

Wahala for who still dey use pick up lines

Me, i just park my aeroplane close to her, whine done the glass and press horn. She will run to my destination asap.

Like a nairalander will say
Dj play me 2 cups of pepper soup
Bar man serve me bend down select by cynthia morgan ft oliver de koke

One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


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Hehehe
Criminal done drop emotional thread


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So ?
We should start roasting watermelon or what

EmiDon11:
na that kind of chest orgasmgiver123 dey like

Lol
Guy watin i do you self
No worry las las na amotekun we go handover you to


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Eleven01:
When I see how terrorists and bandits hold sway, I wonder what is wrong with our air force, is it's equipments obsolete?
Is there no good command structure?
Are the leaders weak?
Or is there no political will?

It is shameful that a country with earnings as Nigeria can not acquire laser guided technology and torment these terrorists in our forests in the dead of the night, this will give good cover to the aircraft and expose the terrorists positions. Laser guided technology pick out heat, so no matter where the terrorists are hidden their body heat will expose them, no matter how dark. Nigerian air force is really dulling.

They leave all the work for the Army

And when they manage to make an air strike, they shoot their missile to the army’s base.
Bunch of poorly trained individuals SMH

40fy:



**Who the fúck is TheGidRedpillar??
**What's he doing with pillars?? Is he an architect or a builder?? Answer my questions ASAP!!!

Hehehe ma niggi
You are dangerous

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4teenblaq:
Not only about the memory loss.. But also how the person behaves and sense of judgement...

I have someone who seems to be suffering from this mental illness.. She acts troublesome and quick to pick quarrel with anybody even if you are the president or top ranking person.. No sense of fear..

The way the she cooks is more like a way a mad person cooks.. You can't enjoy or eat it because it is not properly cooked.

Her eyes blink uncontrollably, and she looks at anybody wildly and furiously..
She doesn't take anybody's advice, she does what ever she likes.

I am really confused, is this a mental illness or another thing?

Someone told me it is Dementia, is it true?
It is unbearable, we can't really relate with her well and this have been happening for like six years now..

Now it is not as intense as it used to be.. Can it go permanently?

Is it really Dementia?

Forgive me for posting it here..

I think she is suffering from bipolar disorder
She should be taken to rehab asap, before things go south


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