₦airaland Forum

Small time now
Them go say make una do fvck you sign send
Later them go say make una stuff una bra with cloth, so that boobs go look bigger


One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Day 16
The leaves have grown bigger and the stems are growing taller
I think it is almost time to stake the bamboos

Chaos14:
that your rain boot should have spoiled by now

It ain’t possible bruv
Even if i kick buhari in the balls, my rain boot won’t get spoilt


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Chaos14:
Truveliisback Totilopussylick Orgasmgiver123 illict

One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

AgroSeeds:
2600. Wholesale

Okay
Thanks

eldervine:
if you kick am for this position na straight to ICU

Hehehe
You understand


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Nothing dey fear me for water mathias
From 2012-2016 SUB and staff club for university of Ibadan hear am for my hand.
Me and the boys dey lap there every fridays and Saturdays to swim. Swimming fee was 100 naira in SUB back then for non students, it was later changed to 300 naira.
As per the south south pikin wey i be, i never drink water see for pool, swimming is like walking on land to me, except, you have to hold your breath or you go drink that kind 10 basin of water.
A friend of mine almost drowed one day because he went to the deep side, after he was rescued by the life guards, them use tio ( pipe ) flog my guy for neck oh, werey run like criminal leave him cloths.

Laff nearly kill everybody that day

Mehn those days sha


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Ain't no niggar of water and swimming

Infact I hate anything water body....be it erosion, lake , ocean , river ,sea

Damn....
I trust you don’t hate an erosion of beer


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Mazzatov:
Nlanders, this thing has been really battling my mind, what’s the mystery in sex or should I say what’s the mystery around sex that everyone keeps talking about it, Almost all the social media apps, sex is has always been the most trending topic
Is there any mystery about sex that people can never understand...

I came up with 2 idea
—— Innocence and the act of girls not admitting they like sex the most but keeps hiding it and making it feel like only the men love sex most

Innocence in the sex that, a girl that you banged so hard and she was screaming so loud like at some point you starting to feel pity for her then you chill
After all that maybe some few min after the sex then you see the girl acting like nothing really happened, like you yourself is still feeling the pain
Lol
You know it just crazy
And lately a lot of girls this days has got a hell loosed V, I mean very wide V compared to the older women’s V this days this days sex is so so cheap, you’ll see a girl of 20/23/25 with loosed V,
Why, I think it because they started having sex early, some have been having sex since 11/13 years, the tissues in their V ain’t strong yet to start having sex at the at age, haha �

At the end, when you guys break up
She will hit you with “ you used and duped me”


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, Based on my profile photo…who is my look alike?[/color]

You look like an upcoming witch. No cap


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Fuckaniza:
Bet blos, how much you buy this rain boot nor?

I no buy am
Na goldsmith, carpenter, welder, bricklayer and hunter add their combined force make the rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Kimiso:
ok na you omo werey

Baba werey
Do well oh
Make i go modify the insult

One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Day 13
Cucumbers are flourishing

Kimiso:
sense never locate you since all these while,i cry for you ohh(omogo)

I also wrote these for fun
Then you had to stick your nose in my world


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Kimiso:
i wrote these for fun and you replied with such statements

.............


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Kimiso:
Kik
Hotspot shield
Cash app
Facebook
WhatsApp
Bitcoins wallet (presmit)
I use them all for bombing

.............


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Kimiso:
sense never locate you since all these while,i cry for you ohh(omogo)

Why you wan come die for my matter (didirin)


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here