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[quote author= post=79271424]Every member is solely responsible for anything they post on Nairaland and online generally![/quote]Freedom of speech is about to die in Nigeria

I hope you are happy now?

low IQ herdsman

Nigeria will soon turn to North Korea, without Nuclear bombs of course.

Just a cow loving dictator at the helm overseeing a dying populace

With the way things are going, Nigeria might join that list soon.

Even if you are Yoruba and you want to support this man, you've gotta admit that this video is quite embarrassing

Amakavula:
Mediation doesn't give me orgasms, only sex. Multiple orgasms helps me rest Better.

You cant guess the feeling, the ecstasy of being plough from under up a smooth surface with just a body holding you up.

The sweetness of the motion, the Lost of breathe : my hair covered in sweat and dirts. My legs wrapped behind his back because I am afraid of falling off but slowly readjusting my position after each time he throttles his thing into me. My whole body moving and shaking in rythm.

Then the Orgasms! woohoo! water from my sex mixing with his milk dripping down the walls, making it slippery. I would cry as I orgasm again and again out of the fear of height ; pain, heat, excitement and sensual feelings.

You can never know the feeling, it's heaven

hmm...

I could be wrong, but it sounds like you're a BIG time squirter.


And, that was a pretty graphic description of wallsex... you're infecting me with your horniness.

I think I need to meditate...

Amakavula:
I don't have a blog, planning to but never had the time or how to get one.

Plus work has been really stressing, I do this to blow off stream. Thanks for the insults God bless you.

try meditation to help blow off steam.

"wallsex" only provides temporary relief.

Amakavula:
Nigerian tweeps are sharing experiences about walled up, and carry on sex on Twitter after Twitter user ( Fokken Queen ) @Cremechic11 cited her preference for that kind of position.

Others like @Enienabs shared her experience, how she enjoyed been carried, pinned and sexed still she cummed.

So what are your experiences with that kind of position ? share below

This could've been a good story for your blog, seeing as that place is dry AF...

Them no born am well to add Wole Soyinka to that list.

Mumu man!

VenusTechShop:
And what do you mean by what is her Mgbeke Village seld? Anambra or so.

Thats what you said in your comment. So you are not aware that you have insulted Anambra state and by extension... Ndi Igbo? Is Anambra a village?

If you wanted to insult her, say "Where is the Mgbeke from Again... Anambra or so"

Desist from insulting Igbos. You have been Warned.

I WISH you will extend this same passion to caution Igbos that insult Yorubas on Nairaland.
She already stated she is not a tribalist, why not let it go??

Nice write up.

Basic stuff for newbies

delugajackson:
This is why one needs to be totally aware of certain stuff they don't officially teach you. Simple breath-holding technique would have saved him this embarassment.

Same goes with lust and vain imaginations, once you gain control over your mind and emotion, you will surely overcome every sexual temptation. With mind tricks and conditioning, anything is possible.

can you give me some examples of these mental tricks and conditioning?

globemoney:
So I should not say anything about the attention seeker because he’s a billionaire according to you? How is that my business? Does he feed me? You’re not just a zombie, you’re a hopeless fool!

still ranting like a mad cow

take panadol and goan sleep.

Ewu!

wetin banky wear?

Shey him be dothraki?

This thread is funny

One metaphysical niccar has been jumping on every comment, literally chocking on tinubu's priick since morning


Ordinary human being, you wan die ontop his matter...

Nigerians are really stupid sha

vaxx:
There is no consensus image of any orisha and this does not exclude obatala, what are normally presented are the symbolical presentation of their image. in the case of obatala, his symbolical image are white cloth, white lace, white beads and cowries, white flowers, silver coins, white dove and silver jewelry. you can even cave an image of him base on knowledge you have about him.((ensure the image adequately symbolize three things such as peace, holiness and justice. He is honored with white hens, snails, white melon soup, pounded yams, and other white food such as eko. the fermented corn wrapped in plantain leaves known as agidi in igbo languuage .

Hello Vaxx,

very interesting write up.

Somehow, I have been drawn towards learning more about IFA and the Orishas.

You mentioned that those interested in awakening the obatala consciousness can request details to a book explaining more about it.

I am interested and will love to learn more.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Thanks

Mk93:
didn't Lia said they will remove all Saraki loyalist in federal executive positions?

DOnt mind the mumu.

Even oshomole said something similar


THo I believe we should be running a merit-based system that favors people based on competence not political or tribal affiliation, but people shouldn't act as if APC doesn't do the same shiit

Typical case of pot calling kettle black

Paying boko haram

paying bandits

paying herdsmen


WITH TAX PAYERS MONEY!

THINK ABOUT THIS!

We have a government that is supporting terrorist with the money generated from its citizens?? WTF



If you keep doing this, how will this solve the problem of insecurity, when these terrorists are handsomely rewarded for their "efforts"??


We have a lot of very STUPID people in this country.


No wonder we elected a dundee to rule over us


Enjoy your Next larvel

*spits*

Now the foolish southerners are starting to fear fulani herdsmen to the extent of extending consoling messages due to loss of ordinary cow??


Buhari is really working.....














































working for the NORTH!




Sai barber

lawman88:
I have been thinking of committing suicide for a long time now. Last week, I bought sniper and kept it in my bathroom. Everyday, I feel like drinking it.

I even went to church on Sunday but all that was coming to my mind throughout the service period was either to hang myself or drink sniper.

Too many bad luck and many other things which I will not say here.

I even told my wife that I want to commit suicide, she simply told me that if I mean to commit suicide, I should go to court and divorce her before taking my life.

Well, I don't know the day but I may take my life sooner or later. I have bad luck of parents, wife, opportunities, etc. I have fought hard for 27 years, but it since I can never conquer or overcome......

Dont do it man

You survived as a sperm cell, you fought your competition in the womb, you fought for the right to be alive.

you fought your way to get to this planet, to become a human being.

The fact that you are alive today means you are already a conquerer!

So why should you give up now after fighting so hard to get here??

Life is a battle.

You have survived this long, and you have already proved you are a WINNER!

You've got no reason to give up now!

Loveijaw:
In Kaduna riot, Yoruba people were running side by side with me an Ijaw man including the Igbo man running. Aboki don't care about Yoruba people. Yoruba people only behave that way because they hate Igbo people.

I AM YORUBA AND I DON'T HATE IGBO!

Have you noticed that it is only BROKE and WRETCHED people that are tribalist??

But the ELite keep coorporating and increasing their wealth, why the masses fight along tribal lines..

SAD!

Hell Ruffain in action causing confusion everywhere!

All Retrogressive Congress.

Zai bubu,
stupid Nigerians enjoy ur next lavel


4+4

ONLY a hardcore low IQ brain dead zombie will support this useless govt!

A corrupt man has the guts to order probe of another man?

How is this possible?


My fellow zombies will say buhari is working


*spits on their rotten brain*

homosapien:
The earlier pro GEJ realised he has been confine to history is better for their well-being.

How can you still been wailing after almost 5 years. It is well ooooooooooooo

My fellow zombie, I tire for their matter o!

What is the point in walling when next level of killing, raping, boko haram, herdsmen attack and kidnapping never even start?

Abegii wailers make una leave matter for Matthias!

sparko1:
There was no time Jesus said or did any of those things, it happened in the old testament. Get your facts right!

Jesus used mud and saliva to heal a blind person too.

The guy may have been trying to be sarcastic but don't pretend as if there isn't truth to some of the things he said.

God's ways appear foolish to man... This is what the bible says!

SO who are we to judge?

How can nlc threaten our Lord and personal saviour, with strike?

Are they mad?

Are they not aware we are in the next level?

rusher14:
Saraki did everything within his power to return.

He was roundly rejected by his people.

It was so bad that anyone associated with him became an enemy of Kwara state.

Use your brain.

My fellow zombie...

If to say u rush collect common sense when God dey share am the same way u dey rush comment on top saraki matter, your life for don beta small.

Waste of time.

This is like telling a Cow to eat meat.

Cows will always feed on grass, and Buhari government is no better

Waste of time.

This is like telling a Cow to eat meat.

Cows will always feed on grass, and this Buhari government is no better