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Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 4:15pm On May 11, 2009
y'all are blessed IJN, Pls join me in praising him by singing, (with hands lifted up)

"You are alpha, and omega
We worship you, Our Lord
You are worthy to be praised,
We give you alllll- theeee-- Gloooo- rr--yyy!!
We worship you Our Lord.
You are worthy to be praised! "



How gra8 is our God
Sing wit me how gra8 is our God
And all will see how Gra8. how Gra8 , is our God!


I have a very Big God oh! (and Angel), HE IS ALWAYS BY MY SIDE!! (In reply to your last comments!) cool wink

, and this is the 21st century, dem no dey do "early mor mor" for here again", everybody don become "corporate" now, Computer age! , lol cheesy tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 2:07pm On May 11, 2009
yarinya!! i know, its just that i am at work (eating my lunch) thats y i said it did not meet me at home,
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 2:01pm On May 11, 2009
Romade, and 2 u 2 jare, return to sender!, di message wey you send, dem no meet me at home, cool
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 1:58pm On May 11, 2009
ABBEY !! Ya mouth 2 big 4 ya bodi - LOLAABBEY KAN!! GBOGBO BIGZ MOUTHZ KAN!! Learn to put ya mouth in a permament kondison of "Shut up", Kash di vibe , and "keep di change"
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 1:52pm On May 11, 2009
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
you pple no go kill me o, my lunch hour don finsh, so segobe, kachifo, nkwanalafia, odigba kan naa!, it was nice laughing at your expense!
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 1:46pm On May 11, 2009
Romade, which one u dey now?, i beg make you no suggest dat kin ting o, Lola go dey feel cool now, besides i dont need them, no one in their right senses would either, grin
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 1:38pm On May 11, 2009
, which door? the one you bought? or still paying 4? or rather havent paid 4 at all, grin grin cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 1:36pm On May 11, 2009
Romode
Dont mind him jare , he took the "Shu keeeee"! out of my "Moteee mi o woo beee jare"
Imagine, i dey cool collected and calculated, until someone touches the wrong buttons and they then see the other side of me, He just did, i chilled,, simmered,, b4, but saying i was an area boy was the last straw
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 1:27pm On May 11, 2009
OH MY WORLD!!, SHOOT!!, Right Buddy! Lolabbey or whaeva you call yourself, if everyone has been condorning your silly remarks on here, i certainly would NOT!! especailly if its directed @ me

               you no get Awolowo foto for house at all? abi u tink say i be ya mate?

1st impressions go a long way and the impressions i have OF you, not knowing you from adam are (putting it mildly)  not good at all,  but i will not stoop so low to your level

a little bit of Decorum though,  if you are communicating with people on a public domain, , KEEP IT CLEAN AND REAL, you never know whom you are communicating with,  i could be the CIA. or the FBI , OR THE SECRET SERVICE" out to get you and you would have just played into my hands just like that

One more final thing! if you read my thread, PLEASE I TAKE GOD BEG YOU, DONT REPLY! or else, i will track you down (and b4 u say humm .i have my ways!) , dont underestimate me o!  i will advise you to read up (if you can read of course) on the clauses surrounding the FOIA  (FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT 2006)

A word is enough for the wise,  Over "n" Out!!! angry angry angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 12:54pm On May 11, 2009
hummmmmmmmm! Area boyz!
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 5:39pm On May 10, 2009
dANI1LUV
This ya "bones and skull cap" na waa oh! for your picture for ya profile,  e good sha!  but y u dey ask about me, i dey far o, for yonda Jand!

sylve11,
ya bedroom pic with your "away baffs" 2 dey  trippin o! hummmmmmmm!  reminds me of when i was home, way back then,

IFELEKE
Lawyer to the core,  thanks fo having my back with tht Lolabbey person, no mind am jare. i don silence am sha! u 2 like agege bread sha!, abi u dey live 4 orile agege  instead>  i beg make u top am wit Ewa Agayin o, i hear say Oga Fash don ban them all from hawkin ya favourite dish now, how u go take do am now, my dude?
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 5:03pm On May 10, 2009
Ehhhhhh!! who are those who are "running! AFTER me o,  Holy Ghost Fire, Bless dem yafu yafu o IJN, 
olrile agege, 9iceorile, abi wetin i just read here now,  i beg make una all mind yaself oh1, lol no worry i feel una all! Peace!
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 4:44pm On May 08, 2009
Now i need to put a stop to this, they say "Silence is Golden", i rest my case
You are the weakest link!, Goodbye!, wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 4:27pm On May 08, 2009
SHUUUUU KEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Mo teeee!! Emi fadeyo oloro fun ara mi!! bring am and see if i no go hit am tire!!, gongan a sooo!!, Emi 9icez Kan! Gbogbo otherz personz Kan!
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 4:14pm On May 08, 2009
Omo! na turn by turn, on ya way to the top, i am di most incredible, out of 9ja. out of 9jaaaaa! street credibility togeda, check my fans, walahi aya e a jaa!! no bi lie.yeah!! Gbaaa o!!!!!! so make u no bring fire come here o!! water dey wey go quench am fast fast!, lol! Waterrrrrrrrr!! e no get enemy!! Omo , u get me!!, i am enjoying this they are wondering when i am laughing to myself in di office, you are killing me men!.bring it on!.a ti f'aya gbe!!
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 4:01pm On May 08, 2009
hummmmmmmmmm! anoda "owo" bi dat o! abi? cool, i go let this one for 4 now, yoruba is my 10th language, lets go there, kini big deal?
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 3:30pm On May 08, 2009
Haba! how you go dey anoda parrieee, when naa u dey do kanifal??.oushhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! grin
i sorry i no even know if you bee broda or sistha sef, but i dey feel una 2 jare, we dey di same level "humour wise", (make i add dat b4 my wifey sparke 4 me o)

Go on sohun jare! Lori le, o di kongbe!!
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 3:16pm On May 08, 2009
Lolabbey!
ok now! oya, make the party begin!,  so you "don jazzy e abi"?  you  dey watch "chori chori" and u dey do "dos, dos,! abi

you dey take style dey diss me be that o, , say i dey look 4 "cheap publicity"

you dey lucky say 2day naa friday and i dey my best mood, if not,

unnnn ti wooooooooooooooo  oo oh!! (as in jenifa!)  maa so pe mon' waste owo or mony as you call am lori publicity mo o!

i feel u , nice one,

Lolabbey n'she kanifal, ske skeske nskele.bee
La'le oju yen ni bo lo waa
Ske skes ske nskele, beeee!!
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 3:00pm On May 08, 2009
grin smiley wink cheesy cool tongue, i beg, i go die o!!,,,i neva stop laffin finis, and i dey Jand .dey feel una all well well!

me i tell my popsie/mumsie wen come do holiday for here now (cos when i come home for Jan09, i see these 2 pple come with book file and ladder, say dem wan cut light, naa "Bingo! i send to deal with them, after i finish my oyinbo on them o!) say if i dey live for there and PCHN abi wetin una dey call dem come gimme bill, i no go pay for wetin dem no gif me o, chineke to God who made me o!!, naa fight to finish we go do am!, i go use am instead dey generate light myself, that way i fit give myself light when i like and i fit switch am off. dats mean to say. "take light" like dem.when i like 2!

if all of you "parapo" and agree not to dey pay ya bills, for light wey dem no gif u. then they will not get time to come take ladder cut ya, lines,

if 100billion of me dey dat country eh! They for don file for Bankrupcy.longggggggg time!!

abi wetin i take my broda's and sisthas?, contribute now, but make we no fight o, i be razz boy so i dey up for the challenge if you wan argue with me o!!, i noo easyyyyy o!! , i dey wait sha!!, Peace "n" Out!!
TV/MoviesRe: Does Anyone miss NTA Of The 80's? by Orilee9ice(m): 1:17pm On May 06, 2009
abi o. Mad max, my sistha! it was really cool then, you were walking on broken ", i was Mrs Adio's nephew who had just arrived from Jand on hols, her daugther didnt like me cos i was "oppressing her", cramping her style so to spaek. you know the drill in those days, i really enjoyed it

wish all those programmes were shown again! i am going to 9ja soon. will se if i can lay my hands on some
TV/MoviesRe: Kenny And D-1: Boring! by Orilee9ice(m): 5:15pm On May 01, 2009
you just said it, and kenny is my name sake o, i am sure they have gotten the message now, or i will phone them to read this thread!

Gbenga Adewusi, NOW, DONT GET ME STARTED O!!, SHOOT!!
TV/MoviesRe: Your Favorite Nigerian TV Programmes From The Past? by Orilee9ice(m): 5:02pm On May 01, 2009
Mirror in the sun, Telematch (Team B, was always my favorite) Soul Train! Musical Video Show, Disco 79 and 80, Beachcomber, Adio Family, Second Chance(its a matter of cash!)
TV/MoviesRe: Funke Akindele Is Africa's Best Actress: What Do You All Think? by Orilee9ice(m): 4:59pm On May 01, 2009
Double Gbammmmmmmmmm!!
TV/MoviesRe: Jenifa! by Orilee9ice(m): 4:53pm On May 01, 2009
Bishoptboy
Hummmmm just been on your website, No wonder!! i shall be watching this space for your films!
TV/MoviesRe: Jenifa! by Orilee9ice(m): 4:51pm On May 01, 2009
sorry if i offend "jand" people. but come to think of it. i see razz boy outside naija. you know those ones that can t construct a simple sentence in English. i see "agbero boy" abroad so its not a matter of whether you are outside the country or not. its a matter of good content in the film. I study film and know what im talking about when i said its a bad film. I said it before and i will say it again. analyse it and tell me why its a good film. this is not a fighting forum. we are civilised and dialogue is our way and not shouting people down like we are in obalende bus stop.

go to the tread where they are talking of how bad naija film is and tell them why jenifa is da bomb.

cheers

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Yeepa!! Emi l'aiye mi, 'Shoot!!,  Bishoptboy, Cool dude!, DO - NOT - GET - ME - STARTED! Wanna be startin somethin", got to startin' somethin".quoting Michael Jackson

i hope you are not callin me a "razz or Agbero boy o!", hum dont just go there o,

I like your arguements sha,  its interesting to read!,  but argue from January to December, the Bigz girl don make am! i hear she is building a Mansion with foreign building materials, plus other benefits, so she don become "Gbogbo bigz Galz " be dat o!

Leave her case alone, anyone will think you are jealous of her, as you are so conversant with Film making, as you claim, MAKE YOUR OWN 1ST, and let us be the judge of it, it had BETTER BE GOOD OR ELSE, ! we will be down on you like a ton of bricks, , lets see if you will like a taste of your own medicine,

God Bless you Bro! Stay Blessed IJN!
TV/MoviesRe: Does Anyone miss NTA Of The 80's? by Orilee9ice(m): 12:16pm On May 01, 2009
abi o, ok i rememeber him now, but i know him by a different name though, Lived near me in Ire Akari Estate in Isolo then, Tunji Aderinto to be exact, hummmmmmmm

We must catch up o since we are practically neighbours o,

My favourite ads then was Joy girl , Nasco Buscuit, Corina Shoes, and MOBIL OIL

Do you rememeber this Signal tune (what soap was it?)

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, COUNTING EVERYDAY
Bla, Bla bla,
You can even hear the sound of the ----- ------ @ ------ (if i fill in the gaps you will know)
Will he ever get there?, will he ever make it? Will he ever hear the sound?,
of the ------- ------- @ ------------!!!


I went on Disco 80 one evening and didnt realise it was televised live that evening, Won the dancing competition with Funmi Ajila, but didnt realise my Dad was watching me live angry
The rest is history lipsrsealed, you can imagine what i went thro @ home that month, lol cool, Family meetings galore, grin
That was the era of "get out of my house, oga meji o lee gbe ninu ile kan naa" wink

Those days! we laugh about it now though!! smiley cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: Does Anyone miss NTA Of The 80's? by Orilee9ice(m): 10:44am On May 01, 2009
Hey Enigma! cool wink smiley grin

Good Stuff, and my Neighbour too!, i am in Dartford -Kent as well, where in Kent are you.

Hummmm! nice one working out my age bracket, you must be in the same bracket too!

Cos i remember dem'all, was a dedicated follower

Sylva Oforgu, Silver Shadow, my glowing shadow, shining brightly, for all to seee, (his signal tune for POP ROUND THE WORLD! on Saturdays - FRC2, my tape was ever ready and prepared in the sterreo system ready to record all the Party mixes)

Lekan Ogunbanwo,, Orreee Miiiiiii!!, (like Jenifa would say)!, @ Rad-Lag-on-the -Move (Radio LAGOS) he anchored weekend choice with Tokunbo Bakare, My Classmate @ MBHS(EVENING SCHOOL- Igabyi-Laroo- O'Levels "retake"wink and always got me on his list of interviwers are parties and Uni/Poly events they were invited to especially Lacostech Isolo Campus, Yaba Tech, and Unilag!

There was also this girl, Bunmi Something,(cant rememeber her surname!) on Radio Lagos too, Her senior sister whom i know went to Lacostech Isolo 2! wonder where they all are now,

I dont rememeber Ola Nathan Marsh.but the name rings a bell.sha! what did he/she do?

Christ Chapel- James Robertson- Surulere, - Pastor Tunde Joda (He Reigns, My God Reigns, stickers (Yellow, Black and Red) or (Black, Purple and White), on every door, window, car, school bag, name it,

Hummmmmmm Memories, anyways keep in touch!.and stay on top! - He reigns!
God Bless
TV/MoviesRe: Does Anyone miss NTA Of The 80's? by Orilee9ice(m): 5:45pm On Apr 30, 2009
.SORRY.ALSO

FRC2, AM/FM STERRO, with JAJ (Jacob Akinyemi Johnson, ) he used to very thin then, saw him in Lagos the other day and couldnt believe me eyes!, him and Dele Momodu are doing "Fatter than Fat competition"

4 WOMAN DEM! with Magdaline Ogbogu

Junior Choice with Ore-oluwa Efaiga (my neighbour here now!) on Saturday Morning!
TV/MoviesRe: Does Anyone miss NTA Of The 80's? by Orilee9ice(m): 5:20pm On Apr 30, 2009
Yes o Mad Max abi  you no don jazzy re ni!! you know, as pee, Hi! Hellloooo!!, you get me, i just dey rememebr di musik they play when they wan to announe the programmes for di day jare.no mind me .oh those days

Dora Ifudu was a presenter,  announcer, news reader , in fact eve'ting! sha. her sistha also, 4gotten her name, they were  amongst the stylish ones then  in the ranks of Siene All Well Brown (or Siene Rasak Lawal), my sister used to copy all her styles, dresses, shoulder pads, headgear, hair etc,  Tokunbo Ajayi (of blessed memory), Ruth Benemisia (Saw her @ Bluewater - Kent,  the other day- with her "dada!" hair now ) Sola Adelehin (John Momoh' s wife) everytime ther was a NTA STAFF wedding, they all wore the "aso ebi" (Aso oke complete) to read the news that nite,

Does anyone remember all those news readers with dem "baff up traditional gear" Patrick Oke, John Momoh, Nkena Nudaguba, , This is FRANK OLOZIE,  reporting for NTA News,  in our quest for the "COMMON MAN", that guy used to trip me up with his Eastern 9JA accent,

SAM SHONIBARE, was the presenter of Beachcomer, my favourite joint then, a place to be seen, you had to be on his good books to be on his show,

Aditu, on LTV 8, (E ba waa ki awon onigbowo, eto yi be "Ile ise won o ni jo naa o" Amin!)

Mama de Mama (Radio Lagos) every Friday morning @ 9am, "E maa mi e maa seju Ki a jo maa se'ju waa pe pe pe, ki olorun jeki a fi oju naa wo oun ree o , Amin! Arugbo so ge ri, Aso alari lo ni asiko, kii pe kii ti ni ti sanyan, etu ni baba aso,  eku dede wo yi o eyin olugbooo mi, 

Behind the clouds, Behind the clouds,

Mirror in the sun (Efe, Nosa, Tosan, BABARA SOKY, (MAIN ACTRESS!!)

Cock Crow at dawn, (Ene Oloja  Danladi Bako)

Adio Family ! (i was on the as a guest) told everyone who cared to listen then,

Musical Video Show (OGTV & LTV8) this was our Social Bible then, Clothes, Dance Moves, Hair cuts, etc, My mum always had to come back from shopping when it started so it was one eye on the TV . and the other unpacking from Car to kitchen,

Weekend Choice (Tokunbo Bakare, LTV8) INTERVIEWING @ HAPPENING PARTIES,

SECOND CHANCE, (9JA version of Mind your LANGUAGE) madam de madam, it is a matter of CASH!!

The Banana Split Show------- Tra la la, la la la la, Tra la la la la la la, One banana, two banana, 3 banana 4,  bla bla bla,  Its the Arabian Nights NEXT!, AND THAT GIRL WHO ALWAYS COMES OUT DANCING AND GOES BACK IN DANCING AS WELL,

SCHOOLS DEBATE!!  oh shoot!!! dont get me started!! Igbobi College verse Holy Child College, (I BEG MAKE I NO PUT YEAR  MAKE YOU NO WORK AM OUT HOW OLD I DEY NOW,,,,LOL) i was Chief Speaker, for Igbobi College, and we beat those "Butter Girls" LIVE on TV, i was hero for a whole semester, with my "Jand English"
"Good Evening, Honourable Host and Time keeper, distinguished and in-corruptable, panel of Judges, fellow co-debaters, and the audience,  My name is Orilee9ice, chief speaker, representing Igbobi College, The Topic before me this evening is "Prevention is better than cure" , and i am here to oppose the motion, (AFTER SO MUCH GRAMMA!) I hope i have fully and totally convinced you and not confused you, that, bla bla bla, (pause for a moment with a serious look!),  Thank you! cool  .chei!! those days, then i bounced off, in my "fruit of the loom white shirt, Brown selfridges Khaki Jeans and Pam sandals to match, Brother Johnson's "shako-mended" glasses or windscreens as we called them then!. , and of course the school tie, worn in the "then fashion" immaculate, to impress!, all away baffs of course!

.oh come and see "atewo" galore,

i beg make i stop here for now,

Oluyole n'she Kanifal
Ske kes ke skele be
La'le ojo yen ni bo lo waa
Ske kes ke skele be,

We gatz 2 bee bigz o!
we gatz 2 belongz!
TV/MoviesRe: Does Anyone miss NTA Of The 80's? by Orilee9ice(m): 2:26pm On Apr 24, 2009
Humm where should i start sef, oh those days,,,,,,,
NTA CHANNEL 10 LAGOS
aNNOUNCER: This is the Nigerian Televison Authority NTA Channel 10 coming to you from Victoria Island in Lagos, we are operating of a frequency of.bla bla bla. 25 megawtzs blabla, yOUR aNOOUNCER 2DAY IS theodora Ifudu (THE ONE WITH the big wig then) and the time is 3 mins to 6, then that music, TEN TEN TE REN TER REN TE N TER TEN TE,, PAM PA RAM PA RAM, PAM PA PA RA PARA RA, TE REN, PAM PA PA RAM PA RA RA,

Childrens programmes
ANIMAL GAME, 7UP BIRTHDAY PARTY, EPSOMS FABLES, GIGINTOR, YOGI BEAR, SCHOOLS DEBATE, ETC

SOAPS
MIRROR IN THE SUN, BEHIND THE CLOUDS, KOKO CLOSE, ZEBRYDIYA, SAMANJA, COCK CROW AT DAWN, WINDS AGAINST MY SOUL, VILLAGE HEADMASTER, BABA SALA, BABA MERO, OGUNDE, ADIO FAMILY, SECOND CHANCE(MADAM KOFO), BASSEY & CO,

MUSCIALS
SOUL TRAIN, BAR BEACH SHOW, SUNDAY RENDEVOUZS, KESSINGSHEEN SHOW, VARIETY SHOW, MUSIC VIDEO SHOW (OGTV) BEACHCOMER (WITH SAM SHONIBARE, WONDER WERE HE IS NOW, ), DISCO 79 AND 80,

ADVERTS
JOY GIRL (jayyyyyy! joy girl. useless bottom shaking by force, joy joy, joy, ), CORTINA SHOES (We all love CO- TIN - NAAA) , MOBIL, BP. UBA (Wise man bank with UBA, and women too, with UBA, Start a savings account today, with UBA, UBA!), TOM TOM, VELVETONE CREAM,

OH THOSE DAYS,
TV/MoviesRe: Jenifa! by Orilee9ice(m): 1:51pm On Apr 24, 2009
:DBisilove, Hi, Hello, its like, as pee, you know, ouchhhhhhhhh, e don jazzy re, se e waa okay ni tiyin jare!!, tell them 4 me o,

Nigbati Oluyole ati Funke n'she kanifal, Nibo noo waa ? Skes kes kee skele be,

SULIAT KAN! AIYETORO KAN!! nibi ti won tin wo CHORI CHORI, lori teefeee ati sinima, and dem dey do DOS DOS 4 head!, lol
TV/MoviesRe: Funke Akindele Is Africa's Best Actress: What Do You All Think? by Orilee9ice(m): 10:00am On Apr 24, 2009
reindeer, Thank you jare my Broda!! cool

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