Politics › Re: Buhari Pays For CD With US Dollars In Nigeria At EFCC Building ! by Oritzy: 5:51am On May 17, 2018 |
A President that cannot spend his own country's is that one President  Oh I heard he borrowed money to buy his presidential ticket. |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Hard To Watch IGP Video ...nigerians React by Oritzy: 5:05am On May 17, 2018 |
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Politics › Re: Borno Shoe Shiners Vs Abia Shoe Makers - Reno Omokri Tweets by Oritzy: 4:55am On May 17, 2018*. Modified: 6:47am On May 17, 2018 |
Are you serious  Who can hook me up with Visa to Ijebu Ode I need to leave this Country  Well I prefer this empowerment to the Ak47 gun carrying herdsmen empowerment Sha... #FTC |
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Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Said He Is Getting Married To His Bae This Sunday (photos) by Oritzy: 4:46am On May 17, 2018 |
OP is it She or He   Well congratulations Aunty Uncle Idris  |
Celebrities › Re: Baby Mama Drama! Wizkid’s 2nd Baby Mama Is On Instagram Bashing Him Severely… Fo by Oritzy: 4:43am On May 17, 2018 |
Wizkidwizman so you just dey fvck anyhow without having a sense of responsibility.
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Romance › Re: 'When You Marry A Fashion Designer': Pre-Wedding Photos by Oritzy: 4:01am On May 17, 2018 |
ShyCypher: How come Nigerian women are always lighter than us in complexion?
Were we not all the same complexion back then when we gathered in primary school durin' assembly??
What changed? the stress of hustling As you grow with the hardship in Nigeria, you start to forget using cream lol, while Ladies as they grow up they use more creams and skin treatments, so tell me how are we not born to hustle and please them  You work to buy a car build a house and get married (building an Empire generally) All we do it for the women we love and the children they will bear for us. When man stops to hustle is the day he dies |
Education › Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Universities Lecturers - (MEME COLLECTION) by Oritzy: 6:05pm On May 16, 2018 |
School days was fun....I had lecturers I can relate to all the pictures.
But there was this one I can never forget relating to No 1.
My first lecture in my first year he just told us same thing that his car is old and he needs to get his wife. New car too that if we cant relate to his story we will all fail.
We just jejely gather our 5k for that semester
Fast forward to 500L finals he came to class one morning and started preaching to us how he has repented and his is now an envangelist and a Mopol(you suppose know the church na)
We shouted ahh Oga after building a duplex, buying two cars and sponsoring your second PHD abroad you have just repented na wah ooo.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Isaiah 4:1, 7 Women Begging A Man To Marry Them - Sets Facebook On Fire by Oritzy: 1:46pm On May 16, 2018 |
Michelle55: me toothpick? Shey dem no swear for you from village so? at least my own toothpick get small meat.. shioor they decieve yourself oo the offer last while stock opens ooo Grab you own now ooo let me give you real flesh  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Isaiah 4:1, 7 Women Begging A Man To Marry Them - Sets Facebook On Fire by Oritzy: 1:28pm On May 16, 2018 |
Michelle55: Lolssssss see me laughing you in Japan.. Bia, you see that friend zone wey you dey so, na level one be that.. when you pass the exam you go migrate to level two.. you look sleek and wonderful masterpiece designed by Oga@d top like me finish come talk say my Shakara go soon finish. abeg finish for where? wey I never even start atall, now na my morning biko. #LimitedEditionLady#..you go tey for bus stop if na me you dey wait for bros na wah oo just negodu toothpick  Stay there dey form by the time like 7 women done dey beg me you fo need to fill form then ooo you better do the needful  |
Politics › Re: Here Is Why Nigerians Should Stop Praising Politicians When They Provide Jobs by Oritzy: 1:23pm On May 16, 2018 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Isaiah 4:1, 7 Women Begging A Man To Marry Them - Sets Facebook On Fire by Oritzy: 1:14pm On May 16, 2018 |
I still don't understand why that verse of the Bible isn't manifesting inmy life no babe  Michelle55 all these your shakara will soon end 
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Romance › Re: "I Slept With This Lady, She Demanded For N200k But I Gave Her N20k" - Man Says by Oritzy: 1:02pm On May 16, 2018 |
pocohantas: Exactly. With the way that sector is booming, I will suggest FG makes it legal. They are service providers.They should be made to pay their tax.
Banks can also step in and help them go cashless, provide POS and various means of payment for them. MTN too will make money. They can create a toll free number for booking oloshos. "if you want fair olosho: press 1, if you want a dark olosho: press 2...if you want fair olosho with big nyash and small boobs, press 3"
Vizkiz go call that number die!!!  some people in Nairaland will just kill me with laugh one day See the way I dey roll with laughter here no allow my boss sack me ooo |
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Nina Dumped By Miracle Igbokwe And His Family - Insider by Oritzy: 11:31am On May 16, 2018 |
Na wah oooo her eyes will be shining now with regrets of I wish I knew.
Collins on the order hand is like me right now am happy and thanking God for rescuring me from a girl like Nina.
But that miracle guy is too pompous, alot of Nigerians would be regretting ever voting the dude. |
Celebrities › Re: Chioma The Chef Chi In Braless Outfit. Davido's Girlfriend Got Fans Talking by Oritzy: 11:01am On May 16, 2018 |
Is that not our Choima  I mean the Virgin Porsche Chioma If you leave your sister in the hands of these Nigerian boys they will just make standing ovations sleeping ovations.
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Crime › Re: Woman Brutalizes 8-Year-Old Boy In Badagry Over Witchcraft Accusation (Photo) by Oritzy: 10:55am On May 16, 2018 |
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Sports › Re: Nigerians React To World Cup 30-Man Provisional Squad by Oritzy: 10:44am On May 16, 2018 |
chijiblaze: No. Victor Moses is from Kaduna state. Is it the Victor Moses playing for Chelsea  ?? Please it's too early to argue his real name is Victor Igbinovba(don't know the right spellings) from Benin in Edo state He use to be my landlord till I relocated. |
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Lady Trends After Posting These Raunchy Photos To Mark Her Birthday by Oritzy: 10:35am On May 16, 2018 |
Where is the beauty?? I doubt I'd I would get an erection from this bleeched baloom 
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Sports › Re: Mikel Obi And Ighalo Exchanging Pleasantries Before A Chinese League Game by Oritzy: 9:06am On May 16, 2018 |
NwaAmaikpe:

Ighalo is a wiseman for starting a family with a Nigerian woman. He wasn't carried away by white tolotolos.
But Mikel is a fool who reasons even worse than an aboki. How will an Igbo man think he can start a family with a Russian?
This is what happens when you grow up outside Igboland.
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Sports › Re: Nigerians React To World Cup 30-Man Provisional Squad by Oritzy: 8:34am On May 16, 2018 |
tomaudu: And also Victor Moses Victor Moses is from Edo state bros |
Travel › Re: 10 Secret Countries You Probably Haven’t Heard Of by Oritzy: 3:17pm On May 15, 2018 |
Drniyi4u: Wehdone sir ahh Baba oo mo loyal sir sorry for that. So interested in this  |
Travel › Re: 10 Secret Countries You Probably Haven’t Heard Of by Oritzy: 3:05pm On May 15, 2018 |
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Crime › Re: Spiritual Head Of Militia Group In Nasarawa Arrested By Soldiers. Pics by Oritzy: 2:59pm On May 15, 2018 |
Toto Local government hmmm. I will like to visit there someday
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Celebrities › Re: Angel Awotarigha: "Police Shot My Brother, Kevin 'Inferno' Awotarigha" by Oritzy: 2:54pm On May 15, 2018 |
EllySteve: Insecurity dun infest this Country oh.
Na to locate Mali ASAP oh
Bro sorry oh
Thank God oh when you dey go make we go together ooo |
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Advantage Of Being Verified On Instagram Or Twitter by Oritzy: 2:50pm On May 15, 2018 |
Two cups of rice One cup of beans 100naira pepper 200naira tomatoes 2maggi 50naira salt Half crate of egg One pot One gallon of water One bag of pure water 200naira kerosene And groundnut oil The list above are the benefits please get verified and grab your own  |
Romance › Re: For Those So-called Feminists by Oritzy: 11:24am On May 15, 2018 |
Why COMMENT why not COMWOMENET
Mental----Womental Romance-----Rowomance
Why is Mohammed Ali a Boxer why not a g-$tring
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Sports › Re: 2018 World Cup To Be Broadcast In Pidgin And Hausa by Oritzy: 10:41am On May 15, 2018 |
eflintsone: lol u r nt a traveller oga , pls go to places like ojo,okokomaiko, ajangbadi,iba ,volks here in lagos ,if u no find malians,senegalese,togo wey b hausa i swear to transfer u 50k bfore the end of today.... well i no need argue with pesin wey i sabi sumtin pass.... u been a traveller does nt guarantee u knowing what to say on thus topic ... I don't need your money Oga we are arguing constructively here. Not you trash worth of 50k . Check your Google very well and try and take a visit around these countries so you know more not arguing what you don't know in faceless forum There is a popular saying....who no go nor know or you want an Hausa translation?? Since you people feel you own the country. |
Sports › Re: 2018 World Cup To Be Broadcast In Pidgin And Hausa by Oritzy: 10:30am On May 15, 2018 |
eflintsone: oga list the nations here in africa that yoruba is been spoken nd also where igbo is been spoken ,am waiting last tym i chked this are were we hv Yoruba(nigeria,togo,benin rep) , Igbo(nigeria, maybe equitorial guinea) Hausa(nigeria,ghana,togo,senegal,niger rep,mali,ivory coast,chad,cameroon) you see the numbers ? so show me where m been sentimental Bros stop lying now there Are no Hausa in Togo , ivory coast and Senegal. Thoae are what am sure of and why did you ommit Sierra lone from the Yoruba list, what about guinea bissau, do you know the Gan tribe in Ghana are also Yorubas?? Have you even asked why Shattta's first name is Wale?? Am a traveller bro. Am not arguing base on what I read I am telling you what I have seen. Maybe the Hausa in Togo are the Ewe's lol |
Sports › Re: 2018 World Cup To Be Broadcast In Pidgin And Hausa by Oritzy: 10:17am On May 15, 2018 |
eflintsone: Education is very important , some are graduates but still are not well educated , some saw hausa listed and the next thing is tribalism and hate , some of you gotta educate yourselves before embarrassing yourselves on here ... amongst all three major languages in nija , hausa is d only international language we have , many west african nations have hausa tribes.. niger rep,chad,cameroon does nt blong to west africa but this countries still have parts that speak hausa then you feel yoruba or Igbo are not tribes in some African countries?? Oga not because you are Hausa, let's stop being sentimental |
Sports › Re: 2018 World Cup To Be Broadcast In Pidgin And Hausa by Oritzy: 10:11am On May 15, 2018 |
MrHowto: See the ranking here. You will see where your language falls, not even english is being spoken like the Hausa lang.
1) Arabic 2) Kiswahili 3) Hausa 4) English 5) Amharic 6) French 7) Oromo 8.)Yoruba 9) Igbo 10) Zulu Bros stop fooling yourself, the way you go about this thing shows how sentimental and bitter you are. first let me school you . Not all northerner is an Hausa speaking tribe French is widely spoken in Africa than Hausa that is found in just few states in one or two countries Portuguese is spoken in Two African countries you didn't even mention those languages. Have you even left the shores of the your north at all? People outside Nigeria can relate to Igbo and yoruba far more than Hausa You only have mouth because the north has a big land mass counting goats and cows as human being to boost your population. |