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Celebrities › Re: Tobi Bakre Subtly Shades Cee C With Adekunle Gold’s ‘damn Delilah’ Song? by Oritzy: 10:07am On May 25, 2018

This song Made specially for Simi grin

Celebrities › Re: 'after Shaving For Better Prick Appointment, You Dare Cum After Two Minutes. by Oritzy: 10:02am On May 25, 2018

Realistic Olosho on the loose grin

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Romance › Re: Things People Do On First Dates by Oritzy: 9:58am On May 25, 2018

Romance › Re: If You Have Money Nigerian Girls Are The Best To Date On The Planet by Oritzy: 9:50am On May 25, 2018

What about the other girls tou give everything she wants and would pay you back by bleeping their ex multiple times even before marriage.

OP the fact remains you can Never please anywoman

Just pray you have a woman that would love you unconditionally.

Family › Re: How To Stop A Cult Relation by Oritzy: 9:44am On May 25, 2018

I think to some extent change of environment helps the wise ones

Romance › Re: She Got Her Virginity Back In Dubai... by Oritzy: 9:42am On May 25, 2018

Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky To Kemi Olunloyo: "Leave Linda Ikeji Alone Pls Ma” by Oritzy: 9:10am On May 25, 2018

Bobrisky should take it easy with this ~~mad~~ woman oo cos if she face her mouth odour to your direction I don't think you will be able to survive it ooo

Romance › Re: Is Airforce1 The Most Insulted Person In The History Of Nairaland by Oritzy: 9:03am On May 25, 2018

chrissylva:
airfirce

OYO is your case bro cheesy

[s]So you feel you would win presidency with posting those bad edited pictures on NL[/s] lipsrsealed

Oh God this my mouth will put me in trouble one day undecided

Anyways I like your dreams
I like to be like you when I grow up

Romance › Re: See The 5 Types Of Women That Are Very Good In Bed by Oritzy: 8:59am On May 25, 2018

Romance › Re: Is Airforce1 The Most Insulted Person In The History Of Nairaland by Oritzy: 8:56am On May 25, 2018

chrissylva:
what else can we give him

Give to who exactly huh

Romance › Re: Is Airforce1 The Most Insulted Person In The History Of Nairaland by Oritzy: 8:53am On May 25, 2018

See Award

And the most Insulted person on NL goes too......

Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy: "Linda Ikeji Has Been Burnt So Many Times By Useless Wayo Men" by Oritzy: 8:47am On May 25, 2018

The guy above me lost his joy for women long ago before 200BC.

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Family › Re: Can We Hace Females Like This In Nigeria? by Oritzy: 6:01am On May 25, 2018

Romance › Re: Is It Safe To Bleep Cousion Brothers Wife Without Protection by Oritzy: 5:56am On May 25, 2018

amar3664:
Hi i am 31 years old and had sex last week with wife of my cousin brother,she is 37 years old,we had sex in our kitchen,without any protection(condom),but i did not left my semen in her pussy, is it safe practice?

yeah it's very safe but you should be ready too when curses of sleeping with the ~~neighbors~~ cousins wife starts following you.

And be ready when your house boy or the dirty collector starts bleeping your wife in your kitchen and matrimonial bed.

And you should be worried about what your cousin would do to you. Cos if an that dude you should be expecting some rounds of groundnut flying to your chest and preek area.

Family › Re: Is My Wife Joking Or Can Do.it In Future by Oritzy: 5:51am On May 25, 2018

;Dyour wife is cuddling your servant and you are here asking for advice grin

What do you want us to tell you??

Buy your servant a condom undecided

Romance › Re: I Reject The Idea That The Man Is The Head Of The House - Female Twitter User by Oritzy: 5:41am On May 25, 2018

I don't like to argue these days

If you won't see your husband as the head of the house there are few things you should be Able to do as to prove you are equal to the man.

No bride price....if I pay your bride price be ready to pay my groom price too

Even the Atheist still sees the man as the head of the home so stop making it look as If Making a man the head of the home is a religious belief.

Romance › Re: I Reject The Idea That The Man Is The Head Of The House - Female Twitter User by Oritzy: 5:32am On May 25, 2018

Oritzy:
I don't like to argue these days

If you won't see your husband as the head of the house there are few things you should be Able to do as to prove you are equal to the man.

No bride price....if I pay your bride price be ready to pay my groom price too

Even the Atheist still sees the man as the head of the home so stop making it look as If Making a man the head of the home is a religious belief.

Romance › Re: "Genotype Issues Have Cost Me Another Relationship" - Nigerian Lady Cries Out by Oritzy: 5:15am On May 25, 2018

hamid6249:
am currently having the same issue , though my case I different cuz I haven't gotten the balls to go for genotype test ever since my girl broke the awful news of being an AS , friends and family has persuaded me to go for the test but the fear of being an AS is grabbing me ,though I know qm committing the greatest mistake by keeping deaf hears to advises ...

same here God help us all

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Meet Shigetaka Kurita, The Man Who Invented Emojis. by Oritzy: 5:10am On May 25, 2018

Okay

Family › Re: Wife Slams Husband For His Derogatory Comment On Women Who Miscarry Their Babies by Oritzy: 4:34am On May 25, 2018

igbodefender:
What if they just wanted to trend and planned the whole thing?

that's one thing too but I still love the way they acted.

Celebrities › Re: Hafiz Oyetoro And Wife, Saidat Olaide Celebrate 15th Wedding Anniversary by Oritzy: 6:43pm On May 24, 2018

Stunning but that was 15 years ago when we still know the difference between underwear and real dress

No in these times bro..

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Family › Re: Wife Slams Husband For His Derogatory Comment On Women Who Miscarry Their Babies by Oritzy: 5:44pm On May 24, 2018

pocohantas:
They'll be like

"Aru!!!! Wife that I married? Under my roof, in my own house?
You are going back to your fadas house!!! "

more reason why marriages don't last these days..."EGO" from both sides

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Family › Re: Wife Slams Husband For His Derogatory Comment On Women Who Miscarry Their Babies by Oritzy: 5:32pm On May 24, 2018

There is one thing to mess up
.but if you drop those egos and apologize for your wrong...

I see maturity.

Lovely couples...

How many Nigerian man would actually accept this clap back from his wife on social media cheesy

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