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Technology Market / Re: LG Smart TV Screen Replacement by orjikuramo(m): 12:55pm On Sep 26, 2023
Cost of this is now between 180,000 to 200,000 Naira.
Politics / Re: Crisis Rocks Lagos APC As Prince Idris Balogun Writes Tinubu by orjikuramo(m): 5:01am On Jul 29, 2021
grin grin grin grin

My God, laugh don wound me here.

IKBARUTEN11:
From the look of the petitioner, the letter must look thus

Dear menthol and farther
I wright to infoam you of the wahala ... Is tryning to bring to our deer party

I also jubilete with you for the victury of our deer party in the last weak lga and cowncil elections
Omo iya mi
Webmasters / Re: How The Recent Google Core Updates Will Affect Websites And SEO by orjikuramo(m): 7:31am On Nov 14, 2019
Thanks, you are far too kind

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole: I Didn't Approve 2023 Presidential Campaign Posters In Circulation by orjikuramo(m): 9:03am On Sep 25, 2019
These would be a walk over for any serious opposition, I sincerely hope they sail their ship towards this direction.

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Politics / Re: Nigera 99 Theme Song? by orjikuramo(m): 4:15am On Dec 21, 2018
Has anyone found the song pleaze

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Agriculture / Re: Flood Destroys Garba Shehu's Farm In Jigawa State (Pictures) by orjikuramo(m): 5:52pm On Sep 24, 2018
The gods are against them

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Air Lines Are Shameless, Tboss Shares Her Observation by orjikuramo(m): 10:56am On Sep 19, 2018
Give us jist biko
Nairaland / General / Re: Kebbi Hosts Three Stray Elephants by orjikuramo(m): 7:46pm On Sep 10, 2018
Hosting...
Can't they get them into a zoo

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Celebrities / Re: Harrysong Seeks Help For Depression by orjikuramo(m): 4:22pm On Sep 07, 2018
Same method skibii used. If una die now, una go say God wicked.

Anyway, for those wondering y Harry should be depressed - here is someone who, few years back, had the entire nation dancing wild to anything he says (leave the singing part) but now, after stepping on so many toes, doesn't seem to have a clear pointer to where he is headed. It hurts.

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Celebrities / Re: Fan Compares Toke Makinwa's Butt To Ini Edo's (PHOTO) by orjikuramo(m): 10:09am On Sep 06, 2018
Idiot everywhere.
Good observation though but how would you compare mother nature to artificial

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Politics / Re: Kaduna State Speaker Declares Seats Of Defectors Vacant by orjikuramo(m): 11:17am On Aug 15, 2018
Okay, I really don't know what to say here as 9ja judiciary sef does confuse me.

In a similar case, they ruled to the effect that people vote based on party (I think amaechi's case) while another judgement said people vote based on individuals.

Well, this country is not my home...

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Celebrities / Re: Teebillz Celebrates Asa Asika With Throwback Photo by orjikuramo(m): 8:45am On Aug 15, 2018
Wow, asika really grew in the game. He deserves some accolades
Pets / Re: How I Prepare My Dog Food. by orjikuramo(m): 8:48pm On Aug 14, 2018
Thankyou. #bowsout
frowland:


Wed, Thursday Friday.

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Politics / Re: Police Detain Samuel Ogundipe Of Premium Times, Ask Him To Disclose His Source by orjikuramo(m): 8:41pm On Aug 14, 2018
He won't. Journalists are usually trained to die with their source never being released. In short, it's a thing of honour to be arrested, castrated or even killed because of protecting one's source.

Kindly tell those policemen to stop wasting time as it is an exercise in futility

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Pets / Re: How I Prepare My Dog Food. by orjikuramo(m): 8:40pm On Aug 14, 2018
Sorry, days like?
frowland:

Agege, you have to go peak days when supply will surpass demand.
Pets / Re: How I Prepare My Dog Food. by orjikuramo(m): 8:39pm On Aug 14, 2018
Sure, I do
frowland:


Yea, you know the place right? Very close to you there.
Pets / Re: How I Prepare My Dog Food. by orjikuramo(m): 8:38pm On Aug 14, 2018
I will start coming there now, I kuku stay at iyana ipaja. Thankyou plenty
frowland:

Agege.

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Pets / Re: How I Prepare My Dog Food. by orjikuramo(m): 8:32pm On Aug 14, 2018
Eeehn! Which abattoir do u get this kinda meat for 2k?
frowland:


It's not raw, its cooked. That's half in the black basin, the other half was still cooking when I took the pix.
Although once in a while, I throw in raw frozen chicken from my farm. To 'recode' and remind them of their ancestry way of life. No harm in that grin .

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Celebrities / Re: Man Recreates Toke Makinwa's Nude Photo by orjikuramo(m): 7:53pm On Aug 14, 2018
U must mean Caused not cursed. No offence
iamjustified:
Male version of Toke. I hope Toke sees what she has CURSED.
Celebrities / Re: Man Recreates Toke Makinwa's Nude Photo by orjikuramo(m): 7:47pm On Aug 14, 2018
Lolz. But sir, are u okay? What Is all this Na

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Health / Re: Police Officer Commits Suicide In Bayelsa After Infecting 5 Girls With HIV by orjikuramo(m): 5:05pm On Aug 14, 2018
Oh my gawd, which kind wahala be dis

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Politics / Re: FG Removes VAT From Cooking Gas. Price To Crash by orjikuramo(m): 5:03pm On Aug 14, 2018
Thanks, m good with that
hasyak:

Your score 5.92/10 or 59.2 over 100
Guess that's a C+
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Politics / Re: Political Thugs Kidnapped Kogi Corper After She Refused To Rig Lokoja Election by orjikuramo(m): 4:57pm On Aug 14, 2018
Ha, o pa ri. Dis nation is officially bleeped

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Feeds Asa Asika, Mouth-To-Mouth Bird-Style (Photos) by orjikuramo(m): 3:35pm On Aug 14, 2018
I sincerely pray she won't be anichebed again, I pray she get bankylised.

But all these noise n lies that they've been in love since 10years ago doesn't just add up for me.

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Car Talk / Re: Fiat Chrysler Want To Block Mahindra's "Jeep Clone" Roxor From Entering US by orjikuramo(m): 7:56am On Aug 14, 2018
India! Smiles...
Apparently, India used to be worse than Nigeria in all indices - religious and tribe conflict, illiteracy, extreme margin between the poor and the rich, corrupt government parastetal etc. But they've pulled themselves off it, although not completely while we are still here, haunting ourselves cos of tribe, if he's from your tribe, u would remember he is not from your state, from your state, u will remember his local government area is popular for mining skull or eating humans or sleeping with young kids (not in support of crime but the hate in this country is too much).

If this was an IVM produced vehicle, its design would have 1st been condemned before they tear a particular tribe apart for copying

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Politics / Re: Iyiola Omisore's Campaign Banners For Governor, Osun State (Photos) by orjikuramo(m): 7:29pm On Aug 13, 2018
Lol, all respect though. I just remembered how he tried connecting to his pple during his last campaign. One could easily tell those acts were campaign motivated

The confusing corn still makes me laff so bad

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Politics / Re: FG Removes VAT From Cooking Gas. Price To Crash by orjikuramo(m): 2:20pm On Aug 13, 2018
M not good at statistics broda so m kinda lost
hasyak:

+5.92
Sports / Re: Tyson Fury: I Can Beat Wilder And Anthony Joshua On The Same Night by orjikuramo(m): 11:34am On Aug 13, 2018
Yen, yen, yen, running mouth like catarrh filled nose. Na my Nigeria Joshua u just mention like dat. Rada rada

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Mobbed By Juventus Fans During Friendly (Photos) by orjikuramo(m): 11:29am On Aug 13, 2018
Go through my moniker, responding to you was my 1st contribution on this post so please I never dissed any messi,

2ndly, m a football lover n only responded to what u said from an intellectual / educational angle n not to put anyone down,

Finally, not all quotes are worthy of usage, how would u confidently say losers are the ONLY people with something to prove, are u kidding. Having something to prove is what has led to our present technology state due to healthy competition among brands (ask samsung and apple)
MrImole:



People and hypocrisy, who started the hate speech in the first place, no be you? Is this post ever about Lionel Messi in the first place?
Losers are the only people with something to prove...
Celebrities / Re: James Martin Spends Money On His Car Collection Than To Marry Or Have Kids by orjikuramo(m): 10:37am On Aug 13, 2018
1st thing - that's his priority, he must have weighed his gain but I have a feeling he hasn't found true love.

Trust me, love his compelling
Politics / Re: FG Removes VAT From Cooking Gas. Price To Crash by orjikuramo(m): 10:03am On Aug 13, 2018
Some people will come n praise sing our president without asking how much it used to be. We need to ask questions and weigh options to help us know if we are moving forward, backward or stagnant.

PS - I used to be seriously bothered about people being tribal on this forum until I saw one image of a dirty boy lying on a bedbug infested bed in a dirty room typing on a phone with a message ( m sure u must have seen that image as well)

Anyway if you are sane, grown up, matured with a pinch of education and still indulge in tribal or political attack, trust me, you are directly opposite those qualities stated above.

Yall should have a great day

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