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Politics / Re: Who Else Is Having Problems With Loading IKEDC Token? by oscaruzie(m): 4:08am On Nov 24, 2023
Beremx:
you can imagine that! Many people are without electricity because of this nonsense upgrade. Some recharged successfully but the meters didn't supply electricity. If they cannot solve the issue, they should allow us use electricity without the meters.
The stress is just too much

this! I'm currently experiencing this. recharged successfully but no electricity supply! any way out of this pls??
Career / Re: OpenAI (ChatGPT) Sacks Sam Altman (CEO) by oscaruzie(m): 1:13pm On Nov 18, 2023
ladies and gents....
it's just like you see in movies (these people subtly project things through the media)...
there's more to this 'intelligence' than meets the eyes...
sacking its creators isn't ordinary...
it's sha not normal... just saying.
Career / Re: Do You Have A Consistent Permanent Signature? (picture) by oscaruzie(m): 11:09am On Aug 17, 2023
it's weird though; once you append your signature on an official document, you need to stick with it till forever...weird shiii.

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Sports / Re: FIFPRO Assisting Super Falcons In Dispute With NFF. by oscaruzie(m): 1:45pm On Aug 08, 2023
thankfully, the girls are fortunate being backed up by an international body, albeit the exposure of the crimes NFF has committed against them down the years.
it's sickening, tbh, very sickening, as to the level of greed and gluttony certain people in power have, to the 'death'riment of the electorate.
i tell people that care to listen, corruption is everywhere, even in the abroad...but you see those with conscience? they do it at an unnoticeable level, little wonder they quickly resign once they're caught or even suspected...but these lots we have in these parts? no conscience, no soul, evil is an understatement, they're lost, and don't even know it.
their time will come. it's a given. maybe not now, maybe not in 10 years.
but their time will come.
their supporters, hmm...it is well...

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Fashion / Re: Why We Fined, Flogged Ladies For Indecent Dressing – Warri Youth Leader by oscaruzie(m): 9:49pm On Jul 09, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Live and lets live moda fuckkers
Flog any of my female relatives and watch me knock your head off your neck

These are some of the things that come alongside civilization
Accept it or fuckkk off

That is how I was walking with my two baby sisters in New Benin markets and one idiot was about to cause awareness and call them names because they were on a skimpy, diaphanous and translucent outfit
I walked up to the moda fuckker and looked him straight in the eye and say I' mma punch someone in the face..balling'up my fist right 🤛 about now...no one fuckkk with my baby sisters and go scot free

yo! same way you'd see chics dressed like yo sistaz and catcall em'!....
y'all want respect? earn it.

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Family / Re: Help In Choosing A Suitable Gift by oscaruzie(m): 10:10am On Dec 29, 2022
A bottle of his favorite wine/drink.

for every smile of satisfaction as he downs it, a (silent) prayer is being said for you that'll go a long way.

could also cash-gift him the rest. he'll appreciate it more, i guess...

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Celebrities / Re: Marry Someone Who Has Sense - Elsie Okpocha (Basketmouth's Estranged Wife) by oscaruzie(m): 9:30am On Dec 24, 2022
The average woman always plays the victim card.
After several years, after several investments, after building a home, with children and all-what-not, she's subtly saying that Bright isn't sensible? Tueh!

See how Brightly respectfully came out without casting any aspersions...buh no oh, auntie had to come out to codedly insult him...goes to show that probably she's the messed up one.

Buh make we dey look sha, the whole story would unfold eventually, and we'll learn lesson, Kings and Queens alike...i said Kings and Queens oh, not all these kobo kobo boys and girls...

Simran94, abi 96, how you dey nah? long time...

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Education / Re: A School In Onitsha Invited Father Christmas For Fun But It Ended In Tears - Pho by oscaruzie(m): 8:33am On Dec 14, 2022
Invited Ikorodu grinch, you mean...

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Politics / Re: Marketers Say Tough Times As Petrol Hits N200/litre by oscaruzie(m): 12:46pm On Nov 08, 2022
Generalkaycee:
Mugu

as in eh, very stewpeed mugu.

fooling themselves. defending a government that has made life quite unbearable, even for shim....

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry Someone That Can't Read Or Write But Gives You Peace Of Mind? by oscaruzie(m): 10:49am On Oct 20, 2022
siofra:


Me, beg for urgent 2k??

God forbid! That's the one thing I'll never do in my life.

*Spits


But I can beg for urgent 5k though cheesy

lol. so you actually accept and admit to being a bitter soul, always lashing out at men...nice.
okay, seems you're a bit humble today.
you need 5k yeah?
send me a pm.
Romance / Re: Can You Marry Someone That Can't Read Or Write But Gives You Peace Of Mind? by oscaruzie(m): 10:20am On Oct 20, 2022
Chnbanc:
I gat you by the balls!!
that was why you rushed to defend and cover up ya lapses.
You just proved that to get phone number from you no hard!!
And you a random girl for random men
Yet you come on nairaland
And be bashing men and forming woke feminist!!
Breeze don blow!!
And we don see fowl yansh!

you dey mind the mumu Siofra? lonely bitter soul that's always blaming men for her misfortunes, same men she randomly gives her contact to, probably begs for urgent 2k, then comes online to salvage what's left of her valueless ego, if that even counts for anything...

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Travel / Re: Fuel Scarcity: Airline Operators Announce Flight Disruption, Cancellation by oscaruzie(m): 1:41pm On May 16, 2022
DropsMic:
In the 1800s, the colonialists believed that blacks lacked the intellectual capacity to function as independent citizens.. We in the 21st century, 2022 to be precise and we keep proving them right. *Spits*

We have oil underneath our ground yet we still experience scarcity of fuel.. F^ck, party, adapt and pray to foreign Gods' that's all we know how to do.

this post is seriously underrated...
Family / Re: Husband Saves Screenshots Of Our Chats by oscaruzie(m): 9:41am On Apr 11, 2022
Elizabeth Olatunji
Education / Re: FUTO Final Year Student Found Dead In Imo, A Bottle Of Snipper Found In His Room by oscaruzie(m): 8:14pm On Mar 27, 2022
Totilopussylick:
I am creating an awareness for every individuals living in Nigeria going through one problem after another that wishes to come to Europe through this forum to reach me now.

Over here there's no such thing as suicide.

We enjoy inner peace of mind smiley.

Regardless of what you are going through, over here helps can reach in a minute cool.

Germany is a beautiful country.

Very beautiful kiss kiss kiss.

The weather alone can reset your medulla oblongata once you enter Europe cheesy.
Family / Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by oscaruzie(m): 12:26pm On Mar 16, 2022
pretty sure there's women in your life (mum, sis, cuz, friend, associate, etc) who'd have things to tell you.

ask them.
Romance / Re: What's The Biggest Red Flag You Ever Spotted At The Start Of A New Relationship? by oscaruzie(m): 11:18am On Mar 14, 2022
Blunttruth:


Control freak, feels very insecure , thinks one is constantly challenging intelligence.

you're female right?

pretty sure you're female.

correct me if i'm wrong though...

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin's Table. How Long Is It? Picture by oscaruzie(m): 12:17pm On Mar 05, 2022
must be a really quiet room...

walls would be padded, plus other stuff that I'm too tired and hungry to mention.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Roman Abramovich Puts Chelsea Up For Sale by oscaruzie(m): 8:02pm On Mar 02, 2022
what if putin advised him to do so, because he's probably got something very sinister planned against the west?

think twice.

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NYSC / Re: "I Will Serve My Country Like This" - Corps Member With Oversized Khaki (Photos) by oscaruzie(m): 3:40pm On Mar 02, 2022
...and this...is news?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Met Another Girl On My Bed by oscaruzie(m): 9:51am On Feb 25, 2022
my girlfriend said the day i visit her and see another guy on her bed i would know how it feels

Wow, it seems OP is new at this.

Relationship veterans, pls explain to OP what it means when a girl says the bolded above...

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Tacha: Some Of Us Are Becoming The Men We Wanted to Marry (Photos) by oscaruzie(m): 3:52pm On Feb 12, 2022
Amotolongbo:

Dear Tacha,

A man is a man and will never become a perfect woman even after trans...
A woman is a woman and can never become a perfect man.

If i am in your shoes, I will prefer to work so hard on myself to become a perfect woman to complement an inperfect or perfect man (anyone I’m fortunate to marry) to build a perfect home and raise perfect children

Simran94, you see your mate?

you should suck on this...
Politics / Re: "Sex, Vibes And Free Money": This Generation Is The Most Hopeless - Adeyanju by oscaruzie(m): 6:29pm On Feb 11, 2022
true word...

well, like was said earlier, a natural reset is needed.

uhm, free money, vibes and sex...a certain moniker comes to mind...I'll hush hush though...

meanwhile, suck on this, Simran94...

grin

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 42 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Asaba (Photos) by oscaruzie(m): 5:07pm On Feb 11, 2022
Simran94:

Come to Marina, let me give you the job invite so you can see my made-up profile. Lol

Only daft men insult women with such derogatory words, as long as your mothers own is also like that, then we good.

Bye kid, I have a traffic to beat

been trying really hard to ignore your grammatical blunders, buh then, why am i surprised? you're only as good as what comes out of your empty porous skull, no thanks to the stress on your mind and body due to excessive usage of your private, sorry, public saggy coochie...

by all means please, when you get to the hole you crawled out from to hustle for urgent 2k, I'd oblige you..

just mention. grin
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 42 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Asaba (Photos) by oscaruzie(m): 4:35pm On Feb 11, 2022
Simran94:

Lol, now I know you are daft.
Importation is my side business
I am a software developer, need more info? Business minded people don’t live on one income, they invest into other sources to get more money but you won’t understand that obviously

Who mentioned anything about Security guard being a low job? It would actually make you busy when you have to guard the company gate at all times, since you are jobless.

BOY BYE!!!

we don't need your made-up profile, Simran94.

except, well, you include your cum-swallowing business, thou lover of Christ...lol...

hehe, abeg, lemme leave you to prepare for tonight, go easy on your fish-smelling-sewer-smelling cvnt though...
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 42 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Asaba (Photos) by oscaruzie(m): 4:24pm On Feb 11, 2022
Simran94:


Like I said

More security guards are needed at the company I work for on the island, since you are jobless I can get you in for an interview.
I will pay you extra if you will wash my car every day

Don’t mention, I love helping people

run along kiddo.

get ready to wash plates of real 'busy' people who'd soon return from the day's hustle.

run along...
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 42 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Asaba (Photos) by oscaruzie(m): 4:23pm On Feb 11, 2022
Simran94:


More security guards are needed at the company I work for on the island, since you are jobless I can get you in for an interview.

Don’t mention, I love helping people

you mean where you hawk phones behind a desk?

thereafter become a callgirl and a cum-swallowing-brainless-piece-of-cow-dung to the highest bidder?

nah, my dear...I'll pass.

besides, your comment suggests that a security guard job is kinda 'low'...awwn, your IQ probably slower than a three-toed sloth...

suck on this.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 42 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Asaba (Photos) by oscaruzie(m): 4:17pm On Feb 11, 2022
Simran94:

Now I know you are officially daft!

did i strike a nerve, Simran94?

we know you use your coochie to support the Yahooian move, so indeed, a nerve must have been struck.

not to worry though, child, 'body go tell you', sooner or later...

Suck...you know nah...

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 42 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Asaba (Photos) by oscaruzie(m): 4:03pm On Feb 11, 2022
fraud (yahoo) is now glorified, everywhere, anyhow you look at it...through music, movies, lifestyle...

you see these dudes riding in flashy cars, if you're not disciplined, you'd allow depression get to you.

it's too late to turn back to decent times. a natural revolution would wipe them out.

them and all those who support them.

Simran94 comes to mind.

suck on this...

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Career / Re: Have You Hawked Before? by oscaruzie(m): 5:02pm On Feb 10, 2022
Simran94:

Nah, stop giving excuses. According to you and your fellow pathetic losers, women have nothing to offer asides sex.
Stop confusing yourself .

BOY BYE!!!

see? wasn't hard to see, you're among the 99%...don't feel bad little one, we understand that you need to survive, your coochie being the only tool you can lean on...or offer, lwkmd....

suck. on. this.
Career / Re: Have You Hawked Before? by oscaruzie(m): 3:53pm On Feb 10, 2022
Simran94:

Same way your mother hawked hers right because she had nothing else to offer?

Awwn, Simran94...

In my mother's time, women had dignity. worked hard. were family oriented, full of wisdom. worked in blood, sweat and tears, moulded their homes with lovely unstained hands. were back in their homes before nightfall. planned for the future, didn't open their legs for all, married as virgins.

again, Simran94, if you (or your mother) fall into this category, you can walk away.

if not, you have every right to be frustrated, to go sell your coochie on behalf of yours, and also to mention me further...

well, i see you choosing the latter. why else would you have a b*tch as your profile pic, if you ain't one? just curious...

suck on this, and run along, kiddo.
Career / Re: Have You Hawked Before? by oscaruzie(m): 1:35pm On Feb 10, 2022
Animegirl is pissed.

if Animegirl is not among the 98.7946% of girls that hawk their coochie because they have nothing else to offer,

then Animegirl should just look away.

If Animegirl is among the numbers,

then Animegirl has every right to be pissed.

Same goes for Simran94.

Suck on this.

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