₦airaland Forum

Firstly, u are very wicked u deserve what u are getting no pastor can deliver u from what u are getting, u are supposed to die a painful death for all this painful atrocities... U will die a useless death

Pls oo where in warri is dis happening exactly?? And is it true that the Army has retaliated

scaramucci:
A girl I just started dating is already not talking to me because she asked me to buy her an iPhone and I told her to give me some time to do that. Should I buy or not? I find the whole thing disgusting.

Hmm I don't just understand, someone u just started dating asking u for iPhone, bro my only advice is that u should just flee, I don't believe she likes u at all she just wan use u do cruise

Hmm she want d koko, she is just imagining why u have not yet done it... That's what I think tho but having a female roommate as a guy and nothing is going between u both hmmm

Nothing much to say, na who beg u na I blame... I can never bring myself so low for a nonentity like u, a nobody for that matter

This man just dey make me laugh, is there coronavirus in ur state that u want one billion naira... I just knw say as they give lagos, some thieves go say they want their own. .... Nigerian politicians are all thieves even in this trying period

Nawa ooo, but people nor dey fear God oo, u come church steal 7 cars how come u be flash

Baba is doing something right... Thanks baba we appreciate and may God continue to bless ur endeavors as u remember d covid 19 patients in ur heart... God will always remember u 8

School wahala!! Anyway I love being single for na, at least am enjoying things I cannot enjoy when am in a relationship -[

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Khd95:
Last time I checked mark Zuckerberg and bill gate have slim body

So what's this one saying

Worst is op might be looking like first element for periodic table

Dis same ladies, we see mark zuckerbeg and say I love u baby and u got nice packs.. What is nyc dere?? Is his money that is handsome and nyc

Wizzy baba, The king of Surulere..oshey baddest

I go for moses

Eyaaaa, take heart bro [color=#006600][/color]

IAMSASHY:

Guy:.......... Hi, abeg I fit talk 2 u?
Me:k bt make it snappy, am rushing to catch up wt sumone.
Guy:.......... Hw is work?
Me:4get abt work pls, go straight to d point.
Guy:.......... I liking u, wanting u 2 b my frnd, I no b Nigeria, I b from Togo, anytin u wnt I gv u, money I hv, I buy u evrytin.
Me:nice of u bt am sorry I dnt keep frnds(walks off immediately)
Guys dey try shaa, wooing a lady is nt easy,
sometimes, even tho dey hv summarized Wat 2 Tel her bt d way d lady wl sound so unfriendly at first wl throw dem off balance and den dey begin to stammer

No ona ladies dey cause am na, the guy go really serious rehearse lines for the lady e wan toast only for am to reach the babe, the kind look wey d babe go even give am go make am forget everything

Y not forgive him, I will be more than happy to see u back in that relationship.. In three months we shall be saying R.I.P to u.. I hope it does not become ur portion my dear
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tealaw:
Kai, some naijas wowo too much sha.

E do head like kernel

For Naija, abeg make una nor vex oo but virgins still dey Nigeria... Anyway e go search for virgin e go tire >

Na only Nairaland we go dey see people who don loss their self dignity before their mama born them [color=#006600][/color]

Just dey pass...

Like I know