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PoliticsRe: Robert Mugabe Sleeping At Buhari’s Inauguration: Pic Released By Saharareporters by oshyno(m): 5:54pm On Jun 02, 2015
What is wrong with SR and their obsession with this man. Just like dat Adeola girl.
In sane clime the company she works for wud av suspended or sacked her for unprofessional misconduct but what do u get when the owner himself was involed with the escapade.

I expect to see body of Journalism sanction her. It cud be pardonable if it were ordinary person but for a journalist that was height of unprofessionalism. Even if she is discontented with Mugabe, she ought to have handled it better or u think Amanpour likes Jonathan that she accorded him respect during his raigns. I was freaking ashamed wen she was shouting like a tout. Like WTF. Hold ur peace and bombard him with questions dat will trow him off balance, daz hw u know professionals.Not shouting Zimbabwe need change.We need change in Zimbabwe.Who even told her Zimbabwe people dislike d man.maybe she will shout on d king of Saudi, Oman and all these countries that don't practice democracy
PoliticsRe: Sahara Reporters Made A Fool Of Themselves And Their Country – Zimbabwe Minister by oshyno(m): 5:47pm On Jun 02, 2015
In sane clime the company she works for wud av suspended or sacked her for unprofessional misconduct but what do u get when the owner himself was involed with the facade.

I expect to see body of Journalism sanction her. It cud be pardonable if it were ordinary person but for a journalist that was height of unprofessionalism. Even if she is discontented with Mugabe, she ought to have handled it better or u think Amanpour likes Jonathan that she accorded him respect during his raigns. I was freaking ashamed wen she was shouting like a tout. Like WTF. Hold ur peace and bombard him with questions dat will trow him off balance, daz hw u know professionals.Not shouting Zimbabwe need change.We need change in Zimbabwe.Who even told her Zimbabwe people dislike d man.maybe she will shout on d king of Saudi, Oman and all these countries that don't practice democracy
PoliticsRe: Sahara Reporters Journalist In Trouble For Misconduct! by oshyno(m): 5:14pm On Jun 02, 2015
In sane clime the company she works for wud av suspended or sacked her for unprofessional misconduct but what do u get when the owner himself was involed with the facade.

I expect to see body of Journalism sanction her. It cud be pardonable if it were ordinary person but for a journalist that was height of unprofessionalism. Even if she is discontented with Mugabe, she ought to have handled it better or u think Amanpour likes Jonathan that she accorded him respect during his raigns. I was freaking ashamed wen she was shouting like a tout. Like WTF. Hold ur peace and bombard him with questions dat will trow him off balance, daz hw u know professionals.Not shouting Zimbabwe need change.We need change in Zimbabwe.Who even told her Zimbabwe people dislike d man.maybe she will shout on d king of Saudi, Oman and all these countries that don't practice democracy.
PoliticsRe: IG Arase Considers Reopening Of Bola Ige's Murder Case by oshyno(m): 8:20am On Jun 02, 2015
BackDatAssUp:
Tinubu and Obasanjo should get their legal team ready.
Funsho Williams will be next. the malam is just starting. U think " I belong to nobody" was just ordinary statement.
PoliticsRe: IG Arase Considers Reopening Of Bola Ige's Murder Case by oshyno(m):
Somebody wants to tame somebody's influence. I said it that these Fulani people can't be trusted.
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Didn’t Make Assets Public – Aides by oshyno(m): 10:03am On Jun 01, 2015
Oduduwaboy:
It will be fun ? ...am so sure it wont be clueless sha ! ...and that is enough for me.
It looks more like onechance and that is soo much to be wary of. We didn't ask him to declear his assets publicly. He promised and lots of people voted him bcuz of dat percieved sincerity.
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Didn’t Make Assets Public – Aides by oshyno(m):
Somebody has declared his assets with CCB but has to wait for 100 days b4 making it public. Ok naa.
What about the political appointees you are going to make which u promised will be made on the premise that they will declear their assets too. Soo they will declear after appointement ? By d way it will take u just a minute for what u have put down with the CCB to be published. Or do u have the mind of doctoring it ? Sir no vex na kwesion I dey ask oo
This administration is going to be fun aswear.
PoliticsRe: Ladies, He Has A Girlfriend!! See Photo Of Yusuf Buhari & His Girlfriend by oshyno(m): 4:40pm On May 29, 2015
Lobatan. Bad market for Naija babes. Ndonu
PoliticsRe: Presidential Inauguration And Swearing-in Thread Live From the Eagle Square by oshyno(m): 10:47am On May 29, 2015
Guyz what happens if casala burst here and Buhari wasn't sworn in now dat Osibanjo has been sworn in. Who becomes d president of Nigeira.
PoliticsRe: How We Tackled Cabals In Oil Industry – Diezani by oshyno(m): 7:39am On May 29, 2015
Time will tell.
PoliticsRe: Photo-otuoke Gets Ready To Receive Jonathan In ‘home Of Goodluck’ by oshyno(m): 7:10am On May 29, 2015
Welcome home my huble amiable GEJ.

This ojolojolo Dickson no fit buy new seats na to use dis dirty seats take welcome my man Jona. U no try guy
PoliticsRe: Press Release: Oshiomhole’s Baseless Diatribe Against Okonjo-iweala by oshyno(m): 1:30pm On May 28, 2015
No need for all these Osho baba. GEJ was a mess, atleast that what APC even used to dethrone him. Soo no fuse man. U have already won. Soo go in there and clean the mess. Aint that why Nigeria voted for u again.


Just shut it and get to work.
PoliticsRe: President Elect Snookers APC Leaders Over Unannounced UK Trip by oshyno(m): 1:40pm On May 26, 2015
Buhari will have my support if he can do away with criminals like Tinubu and Amechi.

This is d more reason I hated d much tounted change anyway cuz u can't be dinning with d devil and expect me to hail ur sanctimonious change.
PoliticsRe: Remove Fuel Subsidy – Saraki Tells Buhari by oshyno(m): 1:22pm On May 26, 2015
Hypocricy at its peak. Well am waiting to see ojota occupiers on what they have to say to it.

If I remember corectly the reason for APC kicking against it was bcuz they wanted FG to fix d refineries first b4 emarking on it. Just asking if the refineris are working uptimally though.

Oga Saraki , Tinubu, Fash over.
PoliticsRe: Chief Ifeanyi Ubah; I Wasn't Consulted, So Why Should I Be Part Of It? by oshyno(m): 1:37pm On May 25, 2015
Ofcourse av always known z political. Like who are d marketers wen Ifeanyi Uba wasn't consulted whereas dude controls 70% of Nigeria fuel consumption.Let me break it down why this is political:

GEJ has been gaining world wide praise since after the election, receiving awards upon awards. APC haven haven seen that d pressure is goin to be massive looking at d smooth transition GEJ instituted needed to create a diversion. A disenchantement of some sort on GEJ soaring image. This is pure political. The subsidy payment for the marketers are in d bugdet soo why go on strike. Successive govt frm OBJ to Yaradua down to GEJ hv always had to deal with d backlog of debts wrt marketers.
RomanceRe: Have I Done Anything Bad By Wooing Her? by oshyno(m): 10:50am On May 25, 2015
Boy o boy . U f-up big time. In this time and age a lady shows u green light and u had to woo her again. Like where has ur swag gone man. In situations like dat this is what u shud av done. Infact this was what I nailed soo many of dem ladies wen I was in d uni.

Girl shows u green light. U like her a lot, follow her lead n don't rush. Start acting like her gf already. Once shez soo comfortable around u, she wud pay u a visit one day. Don't even touch her dat day. Dis will give her the courage to visit d second time by den vuuum, romance n prolly some puzzy touching will happen. Wen next she wants to visit na only her go rush u with serious romance. By den ur game don catch be dat. Keep acting like d bf and she wud be d one to ask u "who am I to u". In this case she wants u to officially woo her ( just for formality sake anyway) . Na una dey take hand spoil thingz 4una sef.

Ur solution if u still luv her is to bone her since u hv already apologized. Show no care even wen shez around. Watch this space 4 like 2months and if she doesn't run back to u den she didn't like u sexually in d first place.
RomanceRe: Guys, What Do You Think About Ladies on period??? by oshyno(m): 2:12pm On May 23, 2015

PoliticsRe: Management Of Ekiti Assembly Directs 26 Outgoing Lawmakers To Vacate Offices by oshyno(m): 1:34pm On May 22, 2015
Fayoosaayy.

I vote Fayose

Cc NLjega
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by oshyno(m): 1:16pm On May 22, 2015
Chai papa like me looking at these tom toms wit my magnifying glass. Twaci na u and ur team bring me come here oo. U seem a decent girl n plz keep it it.


I vote TWACI

Cc. NLjega
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Is MTN Giving Out Free Recharge Card Or A Cheat...? by oshyno(m): 6:50pm On May 13, 2015
but MTN has 12 digits now. or am I missing somtin
TravelRe: Things You Must Know Before Coming To South Africa - A Nairalander In SA by oshyno(m): 3:04pm On May 11, 2015
ucheokpara100:
about how many years thy hv short courses for one year, 6 months etc, then engineering 4 years just the same thing like nigeria, about their fees i guess their are schools that pay more fee than others in nigeria too, and someone who graduated from University of pretoria are respected and given job more than UNISA cos it's believed they are more serious than UNISA, another reason why the money is much is because of exchange rate that N720,000 is R45,000 here.
What does it take to get admission into these universities. Also r u saying somebody starting a business there wit say N2million will make it there dan here.
TravelRe: Things You Must Know Before Coming To South Africa - A Nairalander In SA by oshyno(m): 2:32pm On May 11, 2015
About their university. How many years does it take to graduate from their universities for one that wud want to study Engineering. Also what about computer science and information technology.

Also why such huge disperity in their school fees. What is special about d pretoria university.
RomanceRe: Is It Apopriate For One To Place His GF On Monthly Allowances ?? by oshyno(m):
@OP bcuznof this your question I had to go check your profile and eventually stumbled on this tread of urs. https://www.nairaland.com/2147628/how-broke-up-valentines-day

You said u broke up with her on vals day. Just want to know have u reconciled with her cuz it seems ur talking about same girl here. U even paid their rent. Dude uv been shouldering their responsibility since God knows wen. Looking even at her attitude towards anytin finance, guy u dont deserve such girl. Infact both of u dont deserve each oda cuz believe me the girl is still hanging in there bcuz of d money.

People help each oda. I do dat too to my girl but d moment my girl tried to get furious with me bcuz she needed moni badly and I wasnt giving her I placed her where she belonged. She apologized profusely and all got settled. Since den she cant even open her mouth and even beg me moni. I wud be d one to be like ok dis babe is in bad state financially leme lend a helping hand. And she will be thanking me even a week after.Shez now struggling to make somtin out of her life too which am helping her instead of being a leach.

Plz stop. take a stock and ask if this is leading anywhere. Or better still if d girl in question is appreciative or does she feel like is her entitlement.
If ur doing it bcuz u want to help a poor family,God will reward u but : 1-U must not expect anytin in return in terms of sex.2- the girl and the family must not put that on ur shoulder cuz for crying out loud ur a student which invarianly makes u dependent on ur parents. 3-the girl must be grateful and not see it as her due.

But for the girl sef to call u a fool on vals day speaks volume. use ur tongue to count ur teeth .
PoliticsRe: Maiduguri-abuja Trekker Now In Damaturu [photo] by oshyno(m): 7:36am On May 02, 2015
Story

PoliticsRe: Ondo Deputy-Gov Ali Olanusi Impeached by oshyno(m): 10:50am On Apr 27, 2015
In a sane clime the man shud av honourably resigned but alas this is Naija.
How do u expect to be in different party wit ur oga and still maintain ur position. The whole thing is d man's plan did not work and the best he cud av done is to resign. Now he won't be paid pension as ex deputy govoernor.
PoliticsRe: 'People Have Deserted Aso Rock Because I'm Going' - Jonathan Speaks Emotionally by oshyno(m): 7:00pm On Apr 25, 2015
What is really wronge with people.

Where in the article did he say people have deserted him. Instead he was thanking people for still coming to pray ispite that he is going. Read people. Read.
RomanceRe: How Do You Call Sex In Your Local Dialect? by oshyno(m): 5:03pm On Apr 24, 2015
Ila otu.

Every other word in igbo is guy name. Nne bia kam laa gi otu. or Nne bia kam pia gi utari ( ie if kids are around and u want to stylishly tell d babe u want to laa ya otu)
PoliticsRe: PDP, INEC Working On New Election Result In Rivers State by oshyno(m): 7:40pm On Apr 23, 2015
Give it a rest Amechi. Haba
EducationRe: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by oshyno(m): 2:07pm On Apr 23, 2015
Had one nasty experience back in the university days. As engine boy u have to differentiate and integrate taya. people that know Engineering for UNN shud know about Nzeako and his Control. Cant remember the code again. We went all night prior to Control exam . We jack tire yet it wasnt sticking. Being that Prof Nzeako is a very strict man and the HOD then professor Osuagwu virtually supervises every exam in Electronic dept, my guy said o boy if we dont come up wit a plan na die we dey soo. Eventhough we are not dat dullards, we didnt want to take chances and yet didnt want to go in with chips for fear of being caught. Naso we decided to write all the hard formulas on one ceiling fan that I dont think it has ever worked since we started using that class.

Fast forward to the D-day, we jejelly copied the seats directly bellow the fan so we cud download d formulas shud questions be asked from them.
We received the question papers and looked at each oda with smiles cuz lots of the questions that needed those formular came out. As we were about to start downloading the formulas the stupid fan received anointing and started working. Like WTF. Naso we dey rotate our head dey follow the fan's motion till d invigilator changed our positions.


Still made the paper though.
PoliticsRe: America Declares Orubebe, Dokubo, Others Persona Non Grata by oshyno(m): 4:34pm On Apr 22, 2015
Guyz that are quoting me I don't really get ur point. By the way, looking at d people on the list: Tompolo, Dokubo etc Do u guyz think FG wud want to ruffle feathers with these guyz in d Niger Delta.
These guyz are d major reason there is no militancy right now. Black-listing them is akin to courting for trouble and believe me wen I say these guyz can do shiiit.

I laugh at how stupid some sound when they magnify the Almighty America. Like is not the same America that trembles when Ahmedinajad coughs. Like is not d same America that is at a loss as to what to do to Putin. This undue respect is d same reason we pay their technicians working here more dan d professors working in d same field. White supremacy ma azzzzz. Fear no dey catch dem to try dat. Moreover is America the best place to enjoy ur money ? Hahahahahahaha. Pull off ur head from dat azz and get some brain guyz.
PoliticsRe: America Declares Orubebe, Dokubo, Others Persona Non Grata by oshyno(m): 8:45am On Apr 22, 2015
This America doesn't know Wike. Watch how all the Americans and American companies in PH will be booted out of PH. They think they can dictate to the world . All the Americans working in Total, Exxon,Chevron ,Agiip, Schlum , Beker, Haliburton shud prepare their kaya cuz shiiit is about to hit d fan. Ndi ara.

You will be milking his source of livelihood at his backyard kwa and bar him from entering ur country. What a nerve.
Funny thing is these Americans don't obay traffic laws. They ply one-way when everyone else is on traffic .

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