Hopefully dis artiste will give us a refreshing sound

Offpoint:
It seems every Nigerian is Criminal Minded, some don't just see the opportunity yet.


God give me the strength to pay back Branch their loan, cuz the way they call me these days even my girlfriend + wives can't call me that way.


" Hello! am I speaking with Mr. offpoint please***
Me: yes
May I know why you're yet to pay back your loan?
Me: I lost my grandmother elder sister
May I know when you'll payback your loan? you know your loan has been due for over a year and 6 months now?
Me: I know, but do you know buhari has been the president for over.... I'll payback this week Friday... I'm having issues with my bank. thank you"


just N1000 naira debt left o
There's an evil spirit associated with debt, lapo carries the highest spirit.

Once you get loan from anywhere, things start going south.

Even me bro na #900 I wan give them o but d way they are threatening me and my Bvn Na die

On what yardstick is your statistics pls?

Thought salvation is free . Chai church don become PAY AS YOU COME. Hold on to your registration lemme hold on to my God

He don use una salaries run his presidential ambition. He don share d MILLIONS OF DOLLARS for d pdp primary election in Port Harcourt. Irony of life.

Well what do I know. If Na ur hardwork carry u reach there congrats but if no be ur hardwork.... Congrats sha cos all work hard.

How can I buy their shares sef

Though as much

Thought as much

oga bawz i hail o

TheFacelessMan:
Wow. Interesting career paths.

I remember when I was a killer for the KGB.

Sergey Kolarov was the head of the assasination unit with 99 confirmed kills.

My first kill was John F. Kennedy, the U.S. President

and that's how I became Kolarov's boss.

1 is at times greater than 100.

I once used 1 bullet for 3 people...

Good but make una complete the light rail project first at least to ease traffic

wetin Angelique kidjo dey sing? are u for real

beresponsible:
Wetin she dey sing sef? Oyinbo can dance to anything. Burna na master

very normal 4 naija no thing new though its very wrong

Lol very funny but am sorry to burst your bubble this Na FAT LIE, una go make am up. Easy with the lie pls.

This is Nigeria the headquarter of selfishness and greediness.

your sense don finally leave u

chenzen:
pasumonkey !

he is just spiting bars oga judgejiho

alBHAGDADI:


He's not a bad boy because he's Black. He's a bad boy because he has tattoos and he's a rapper. If his looks don't tell you he's a bad boy, then let's ask him.

Excerpt of his lyrics:

Tongue kissing pretty women - Fornication

I tie one, smoke one - Drug Abuser

Big chief Skeppy and I answer to no one - [Pride]

Give them the Shaku when I dance with the devil - Ungodly man

Is Skepta still a saint to you?

And Jesus wept.

D qestion is what av u doneto urself. Nobody force u come play na, anyway na vacation u dey go u go still come back, forget all d curse u dey place on urself u go come back.

kenzysmith:
If I ever play bet9ja virtual again as from this moment today wednesday 18 sept 2019, may you punish me severely, may it never be well with me, may anything i lay my hands on never prosper.

I know this is a risk am ready to bear the consequences.

Nairaland are my witness, God is my witness, this is a covenant I have set as from today.

I would have added booking betting but I am not working at the moment. I just blew 80 thousand naira on virtual.

My girlfriend just dump me 2hrs ago. She tell me say she no fit get mumu as boyfriend.

Chai bet9ja virtual what have you done to me?

GeDOni fe DO omolomo pa e wa ni ko ma le. Bad riddance to a good rubbish.

oluxy:
And NLC is just saying it now, imagine.

Better late than never

Better late than never

her life. NOT MY CUP O TEA