Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,194,302 members, 7,954,200 topics. Date: Friday, 20 September 2024 at 02:05 PM

OSUigboFlatHead's Posts

Nairaland Forum / OSUigboFlatHead's Profile / OSUigboFlatHead's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 33 pages)

Romance / Re: When A Lady Hardly Wears Bra And Goes Around Bra Less She Doesn't Care What You by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 5:11am On Sep 16, 2022
Wordsfrombimpe:

LMAO na you mature na

With long comment for your mind

No one ask for your opinion

Scroll and skip Timeline

Lmao
When very dumb and irredeemable whóres starts exhibiting their frustration and foolishness, it's very easy to tell...

13 Likes 1 Share

Family / Re: Married Women Caught With Other Men In Their Husbands' Houses (Video) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 7:11pm On Sep 15, 2022
It's a WHORÈ, SLÚT, OLOSHO and
FISH BRAIN GENERATION OF GIRLS.

An average Nigerian girl these days within 18 - 28 have between 3 - 8 bodycount.
Note, I SAID AVERAGE. This bodycount includes at least one married man.
I know a WHORĒ personally whom you'd think is a very decent girl but when we hacked through her WhatsApp, this girl has slept with at least 7 people just within 7 months last year when we checked, including with 3 married men, and has done one abortion. This girl has at least 20 bodycount!!! Her parents are okay and quite religious but they don't even have a clue about what she's doing and what she has done...


MOST OF THEM ARE SHAMELESS TO DRESS ANYHOW BUT EVEN MANY OF THE ONES THAT DRESSES MODESTLY HER WHORÈS.

I'm not even talking about runs girl and girls you know that does HOOKUPS.

I'm still just referring to girls like:
Your sisters
Your cousins
Your fiancée
Your girlfriend etc.

13 Likes 3 Shares

Events / Re: Woman Serves Guests Herbal Mix-(agbo Jedi),at A Party In UK by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 6:23pm On Sep 15, 2022
Hmn!


That is very very JENJELUS!


YOU CAN'T TRUST WOMEN!

THAT NONSENSE COULD BE LACED WITH DANGEROUS CHARM/VOODOO....

Funny enough, she'll even take out of it in everyone's presence to prove a point... Not minding the harms it'd do to her.

DEVIL DEY LEARN FROM WOMEN!

2 Likes 1 Share

Romance / Re: When A Lady Hardly Wears Bra And Goes Around Bra Less She Doesn't Care What You by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 6:22pm On Sep 15, 2022
Wordsfrombimpe:

Lmao

You be the type wey dey judge book by the cover

Na thunder go fire your gbola

Because e sure for me sey you wey talk body count na you get am pass


Mu... Mu
Just answer the simple question!

If you tell your parents, future husband and children your true bodycount, WILL THEY BE PROUD OF YOU?

Is God happy with your bodycount?

Ho low show.

25 Likes 1 Share

Romance / Re: When A Lady Hardly Wears Bra And Goes Around Bra Less She Doesn't Care What You by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 6:21pm On Sep 15, 2022
Wordsfrombimpe:

Lmao

You be the type wey dey judge book by the cover

Na thunder go fire your gbola

Because e sure for me sey you wey talk body count na you get am pass


Mu... Mu
Just answer the simple question!

If you tell your parents, future husband and children your true bodycount, WILL THEY BE PROUD OF YOU?

Is God happy with your bodycount?

Ho low show

81 Likes 2 Shares

Romance / Re: When A Lady Hardly Wears Bra And Goes Around Bra Less She Doesn't Care What You by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 6:14pm On Sep 15, 2022
Wordsfrombimpe:
Na the Women you know be olosho e sure for me

Or deh
What's your bodycount?
Let's start with that if you don't want thunder to strike your reproductive organs.

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY FREE TO DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE BUT ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT YOUR ACTIONS WILL ALWAYS BE MET WITH REACTIONS.
You can't go about dressing indecently and expect people to mind their business, not to sexualize or objectify you.


- We have kids and younger ones we don't want shameless fools and WHÓRES to infect with their spirit of hookup and olosho.




Grow up and have sense!
Abi HOW MANY BODYCOUNT WILL YOU HAVE BEFORE YOU HAVE SENSE!?

101 Likes 7 Shares

Romance / Re: When A Lady Hardly Wears Bra And Goes Around Bra Less She Doesn't Care What You by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 6:03pm On Sep 15, 2022
It's a WHORÈ, SLÚT, OLOSHO and
FISH BRAIN GENERATION OF GIRLS.

An average Nigerian girl these days within 18 - 28 have between 3 - 8 bodycount.
Note, I SAID AVERAGE. This bodycount includes at least one married man.
I know a WHORĒ personally whom you'd think is a very decent girl but when we hacked through her WhatsApp, this girl has slept with at least 7 people just within 7 months last year when we checked, including with 3 married men, and has done one abortion. This girl has at least 20 bodycount!!! Her parents are okay and quite religious but they don't even have a clue about what she's doing and what she has done.


MOST OF THEM ARE SHAMELESS TO DRESS ANYHOW BUT EVEN MANY OF THE ONES THAT DRESSES MODESTLY HER WHORÈS.

I'm not even talking about runs girl and girls you know that does HOOKUPS.

I'm still just referring to girls like:
Your sisters
Your cousins
Your fiancée
Your girlfriend etc.

236 Likes 20 Shares

Politics / Re: APC Youths Walk For Bola Tinubu In Ibadan (Pictures, Video) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 4:03pm On Sep 15, 2022
Corridon:
I'm still with the 2k they shared. I was there live.
Lol
Broda weyMU MU grin grin grin

2 Likes

Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine President Zelensky Involved In Car Accident (photos, video) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 10:13am On Sep 15, 2022
Uhhuhuhuhu mhu hmn hmm cheesy
Politics / Re: "We No Dey Give Shishi But We Dey Share Soap And Oil" - Nigerians Come After LP by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 9:00am On Sep 15, 2022
Anigreat:
shocked


Even if we de share soap , oil and rice and so what? I don't expect foolish urchins to understand that it's an individual effort done to support Obi presidential bid, unlike Tinubu that releases bullion van, just to get fake love from people. The love given to Obi is unconditional and organic, something Yekini Amoda is wishing for but can't get , unless he releases bullion van.

You people should keep crying and wailing because Agbadorians tears are sweeter than honey and it bring so much peace to my soul..cry on BATstards.

Lol
OSU ALUSI IPOB JEW PIGS WILL ALWAYS MAKE EXCEPTIONS AND EXCUSES grin grin grin grin

3 Likes 1 Share

Health / Re: Did People Die In Anambra After Receiving Calls From Strange Number, +666999? by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 10:13pm On Sep 14, 2022
Lol
OSU ALUSI IPOB JEW PIGs and drama grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: Mothers Please Advice A Frustrated Married Man. by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 8:28pm On Sep 14, 2022
Militant1:
I will try to be brief and straight to the point.

My wife stays up late (11pm -12 am) every blessed day.... That's the problem.

We live in Lagos and have 2kids, 3yo and 8 months. My wife was working before but left the job when she gave birth. There is a job waiting for her when the baby is 1y6mnths, therefore she is a stay at home mom.

We live on the mainland but I work on the island so I live home as early as five. In our house we have all the amenities you can think of; 24 hrs light (NEPA plus inverter), running water, gas, 2 washing machines etc to make a home 95percent comfortable but my wife can't seem to cope and it started when we had one child.

She doesn't wash my clothes, my office shirts and suits are given to dry cleaner to arrange while my other laundry I do myself every weekend with the washing machine.

When I get home by 7pm or 8, that's when she now starts rushing to bath the kids and prepare dinner, so we eat by 9 or 10. Before the kids play play and play, by 11pm we are still awake. Sometimes I go to bed by midnight and have to wake up by 4am to go to work again. It's impacting on my health and my work. She will sleep by 12 am and wake up by 8 or 9am the following day.

I have tried to beg and appeal to her. If I eat out and come home to just sleep, she go dey vex. If I just come home shower and sleep the kids who have passed their bedtime will be playing and when madam is ready to sleep they won't agree to sleep. She will beat them, guess who they will come crying to- daddy that just started sleeping and has to wake by 4am, I will now pet and pet till 2am before kids sleep.. I have advised her that kids have a bedtime(8pm). When I man up and off the tv by 9pm and tell everyone to go to bed, she says I am disrespecting her. She reports me to her mum.

Worse still our sex life is horrible... We have sex like once in 2 month.. At 35 I am in my sex prime and can Bleep everyday but she doesn't seem to care about me because she is always tired am I pity her so I don't demand sex so much.

I fully understand stay at home is not easy and I help her when.

I tried to create a schedule for her.

Wake up by 6am
By 7 she suppose don clean finish
By 8 breakfast should be ready for her, kids
9-10am bath herself and the kids
10-12 do any other stuff in the house
12-3pm rest, watch movies, chill
3-5pm... Do whatever she likes
5pm boil water and bath the kids
6pm she don bathe and bath kids
7pm... Food don done... Everything dey freezer
8pm we eat
By 9 everyone goes to bed and we knack 1hr

I throw the trash every day
Na me dey go market buy foodstuff
On weekends I clean the house
I wash my all my clothes
I provide all the finance in the house
I satisfy her on the bed when we naka. She begs me that she's tired
I buy her gifts, drop 3k for her everyday
Why should we have a house help when she is a stat at home mum (for now)

So what's the problem..


Mothers, are my demands too much?
Mothers, please when do you close your kitchen and go to bed?
Are you still awake by 11pm every blessed day.
Am I crazy?

Please advice me.

I have begged her, pleaded, shouted, done everything. Sometimes I intentionally come home late (10-11pm) thinking that the kids have gone to bed but my first child will be watching cartoon.

Please advice me. I am going crazy, Lagos is stressful
She's selfish, careless and evil.

I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT SHE DOESN'T REALLY HAVE A MAN-FIGURE IN HER LIFE WHILE GROWING UP... GIRLS RAISED BY SINGLE MOTHER ARE VERY VICIOUS.

Try dating another girl or consider marrying a second wife and let her know. SHE'LL BRACE UP AND START BEGGING YOU.

1 Like

Politics / Re: Is Labour Party Sharing Rice? (Pictures) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 8:12pm On Sep 14, 2022
pinkPUSSY:
Just an individual effort..


Peter Obi might not even be aware of this..

Go to the street and see people campaigning for Obi free of charge even without his knowledge... I knw a man that printed close to 500 t shirts with Obi's face on it and shared to the public without collecting a dime from anyone..


Go to Ikeja and see some individuals carrying passengers free of charge to CMS all because of Peter Obi...
Lol
Ho low ree buu ruu kuu ọmọ ẹrán

But if it was from APC, Tinubu must be involved grin cheesy

1 Like

Politics / Re: Is Labour Party Sharing Rice? (Pictures) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 8:11pm On Sep 14, 2022
lhordspy:
What is wrong with that picture now ?? Let them share rice, let them cook rice, let them eat rice, let their stomach big and their head flat.... So they can always come online to showcase their moronic, and nonentity altitude. They are clowns, they are joy to watch. We love their tears. It is delicious like fanta. grin



We all know 99.9% of those zombidients are all hungry people.

People that usually sneak into Lagos at Night from their poverty ridden afghanEASTERN.

They are starving, the only difference between zombidients and those almajiris you see on the road Is that they dont hold plate in hand. cheesy grin embarassed grin

Just wave them food and watch them constitute nuisance for you all day.

No shi shi, No shi shi ... But dem dey share branded rice. Hunger don reset their head

You will perish if you don't repent from stupidity and hypocrisy.
Politics / Re: 2023: APC Chieftains, Hundreds Of Supporters Defect To PDP by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 3:40pm On Sep 14, 2022
Troublemaker111:
When dey defect to Apc nko as in the case of Kebbi state nko Oponu amunkunmeko grin
@ bolded, ya mama's middle name.
Ho low ree buu ruu kuu ọmọ IRANKIRAN
Politics / Re: 2023: APC Chieftains, Hundreds Of Supporters Defect To PDP by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 9:24am On Sep 14, 2022
AdamuKD:

My parents are senseless urchin tueh
Okay cool cool cool
Politics / Re: 2023: APC Chieftains, Hundreds Of Supporters Defect To PDP by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 9:15am On Sep 14, 2022
grin grin

Mumu People grin grin grin
ATHIEFKÚ and PITÓBI urchins grin grin grin

Always formulating bullshǐts and propaganda.

10,000 defected
25,200 defected
800,505 defected blablabla grin
WHO IS DOING THE COUNTING?

SENSELESS FOOLS grin grin grin

38 Likes 1 Share

Politics / Re: We’re Ready To Tap Into Tinubu’s Proposed Cassava, Maize Economy - Farmers by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 9:13am On Sep 14, 2022
RIGHT THINKING PEOPLE cool cool cool


Some people won't like this embarassed embarassed embarassed

182 Likes 4 Shares

Foreign Affairs / Re: Uju Anya: 'I Am Still A Gay' - Followers Reacted On Twitter (Photos) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 8:41pm On Sep 13, 2022
SisterFire:
...My son or daughter wishes to marry a goddess like uju Anya, ur opinion isnt regarded amongst the wise.
Lol
So says a lonely, bitter and miserable so-called feminist grin grin grin

1 Like

Sports / Re: World Champion, Oluwatobiloba Amusan Arrives Lagos (Photo) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 6:51pm On Sep 13, 2022
iiifedimma:
She's an hero, a well deserved victory
A hero
Foreign Affairs / Re: Uju Anya: 'I Am Still A Gay' - Followers Reacted On Twitter (Photos) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 6:47pm On Sep 13, 2022
Beremx:
Ogbeni, there’s no where in my comment I support homosexuality and I have never supported anywhere else. If she has decided to be one, that’s her business. How does it affect my well being?
Ogbeni, you asked why should anyone be bothered about it, and that was why I gave you a response.
No one would have been bothered about it if she kept her nonsense and choice to herself. You can't expect people to mind their business on the internet. If she or you thinks that you can post whatever you like, then people can give you whatever response they feel like giving you.
In this society, we don't support HOMOSEXUALITIES. I'm sure you want like to start explaining homosexuality as a choice that people can take or make to your children if they asked...
Politics / Re: Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah: What Obideints Should Know About Tinubu's Crowd At Rallies by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 6:37pm On Sep 13, 2022
slawomir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Obi my niggarrrr

Those are paid crowd

We know the story....nobody can pull the wool over our gadamnnn eyes
Ekpa
Politics / Re: Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah: What Obideints Should Know About Tinubu's Crowd At Rallies by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 6:36pm On Sep 13, 2022
slawomir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Obi my niggarrrr

Those are paid crowd

We know the story....nobody can pull the wool over our gadamnnn eyes
Or deh
Education / Re: ASUU Strike: Students Block Lagos-Ibadan Expressway (Photos) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 6:34pm On Sep 13, 2022
VictorUSA:
Handwork of ipob terrorists and afonja skull miners.
Ho low ree buu ruu kuu

Are you a fool ani fool?
Romance / Re: Newly Married Man Caught His Wife In Hotel Room With His Friend (Video) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 6:31pm On Sep 13, 2022
YOU CAUGHT YOUR WHORÈ WIFE CHEATING ON YOU WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND YOU'RE STILL CALLING HER BABY!? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


- You didn't pick up a bottle and use it to design her head, breast and yansh and loose toto

- You didn't pick up a knife or cutlass to do some experiments


- You can't get a gun

- At least you can't get koboko, 2 by 2 etc to do something useful to her and your friend, YOU'RE THERE CALLING BABY grin grin grin


I'LL RATHER JUST DIE THAN BE SIMP!


GOD FORBID BAD THING!

2 Shares

Foreign Affairs / Re: Uju Anya: 'I Am Still A Gay' - Followers Reacted On Twitter (Photos) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 6:22pm On Sep 13, 2022
SisterFire:
Not all wise ladies are Lesbians
But all lesbians are wise


You can never be wise / knowledgeable and not be free from blindness of this earth .

Uju Anya is the greatest blackwoman on earth now
Woe betide Ujú and all her supporters.
I'm sure if you have a son or brothers, you can never want him to be married to a
HATEFUL
SENSELESS
STUPID
DISRESPECTFUL
ENVIOUS
and
BORN BASTARD like Ujú Anya

2 Likes

Foreign Affairs / Re: Uju Anya: 'I Am Still A Gay' - Followers Reacted On Twitter (Photos) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 6:20pm On Sep 13, 2022
Beremx:
It’s her personal decision to be a lesbian. Why should anyone be bothered about
it? Her choice her life
Fuçk her choice and woe betide her for her choice, if she means gay sexually.

Most of you will plainly just be supporting nonsense and evil in the name of wanting people to see you as being liberated, strong, free and other bullshǐts that only exist in your head.

HOMOSEXUALITY is evil and against our beliefs, customs, traditions and religion.
Fuçk her and Everyone supporting her.

5 Likes 1 Share

Foreign Affairs / Re: Carnegie Melion University Has No Plans To Fire Me: Uju Anya Thanks Friends by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 11:28am On Sep 13, 2022
Only in a matter of time...

You'll definitely live to regret your gutter trash mouth.
No one fuçks with the British royals and gets away with with. Even a Princess - Diana is dead regretting her actions, how much more a very useless, nonentity blackmonkey like you.



USELESS yigbó woman.

That's how most of them her

RUDE

UNCUT

CRUDE

DISRESPECTFUL

ENVIOUS

HATEFUL

BORN BASTARDS.

2 Likes 1 Share

Foreign Affairs / Re: Throwback Photos Of Buhari And Queen Elizabeth by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 10:06am On Sep 13, 2022
farouk2much:
2 idiots
Ho low ree buu ruu kuu

Why are some fool anis so stupid?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Housemates Nominated For Possible Eviction On Sunday by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 8:06pm On Sep 12, 2022
Okay
Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw Shares Video Of Floods In Dolphin Estate by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 8:05pm On Sep 12, 2022
poseidon12:


You mean your compound in Mushin?
Or deh

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 33 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 57
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.