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Celebrities / Re: Asake And Olamide Spray Dollars in Club To Celebrate The Album Release Of Asake by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 12:40pm On Sep 08, 2022
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Science/Technology / Re: 'Doomsday Glacier' In Antarctica Is Holding On 'By Its Fingernails' - Scientists by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 12:39pm On Sep 08, 2022
Bluntguy:

Face the message and not the messenger.
The message does not make sense and will never make sense. RELIGION OF SLAVERS AND SLAVES.

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Family / Re: I’m An Adult, I’m Not A Kid. I'm Just Suffering From Dwarfism - 22-year-old by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 12:32pm On Sep 08, 2022
Magnoliaa:
Her hair is fine.
Abi her wig

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Politics / Re: Enobong Philip Eyoren, The NCS Officer Who Tortured Me - Inibehe Effiong (pics) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 12:31pm On Sep 08, 2022
Coolgent:


Lalasticlalà
Snake dey hungry you?
Politics / Re: 2023: I Will Vote For Obi As President, Sanwo-Olu As Governor - Isaac Fayose by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 11:33am On Sep 08, 2022
Cyynthia:
This is the position of many of us yorubas...

At the national level we would have voted for Osibanjo which we all campaigned for, but since hes out of the race we had to switch to next alternative southern Christian who's Peter Obi...


A NORTHERNER CANNOT REPLACE A NORTHERNER.. ATIKU SHOULD REST BECAUSE SOUTHERNERS ARE NOT SECOND CLASS CITIZENS..

A MUSLIM CANNOT SUCCEED A FELLOW MUSLIM LET ALONE TOLERATING A MUSLIM MUSLIM TICKET.. TINUBU SHOULD REST BECAUSE CHRISTIANS ARE NOT SECOND CLASS CITIZENS IN THIS COUNTRY..




On southern Christian Presidency we shall all stand for equity and Justice..


Vote Peter Obi for Justice, competence and equity..


Yoruba Lagba !!!
Weyrey

Can not can not can not blablabla rubbish
SENSE dey pain you?

Who the fu*k do you think you are that makes you think your senseless opinion matters?

I'm absolutely sure that you're not yoruba because, only a bastard senseless yoruba will support òbí or Atikú.
HOW MANY IGBOS ARE SUPPORTING TINUBU?

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Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS:Gen. Olanrewaju: Tinubu Lied! Oriental Hotel land Not A Waste Dump by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 9:32am On Sep 08, 2022
Tinubu is a BLOODY LIAR just like most politicians but I still prefer him to PITÓBI and aTHIEFkú any day and time. He is the lesser evil amongst the 3 useless old fools that could possibly win. THIS IS NIGERIA!

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Crime / Re: Gombe Police Arrest 5 Teenage Girls For ‘Killing’ Friend Over Boyfriend by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 9:22am On Sep 08, 2022
Lil BITCHEṢ


It's in all their genes


Envy

Greed

Prostitution

Meanwhile, the news said it happened on SEPTEMBER 9, which is tomorrow...


It happened in the future grin

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Presides Over FEC Meeting (Pictures) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 6:51am On Sep 08, 2022
Useless fool ani cow


Wasted man

Wasted position


Wasted years.

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Nairaland / General / Re: See The GNLD That Scammed Me Today (must Read) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 11:03pm On Sep 07, 2022
Bintabisiriyu:



Another one spotted, biko bros you need help honestly aren't you tired of selling fake drugs in lagos hot sun
Who opened your cage again?

NairaIand so full of SENSELESS goats...
Nairaland / General / Re: See The GNLD That Scammed Me Today (must Read) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 8:14pm On Sep 07, 2022
Bintabisiriyu:
no 8 bisi str off Awolowo way after
alade str beside presken hotel ikeja
this is a scam location from neo life
gnld the girl who messed me up
today and wasted my money and
transportation and time and mental
stress guy on top of that she still
abused me join, Saw her advert tru
facebook and told me they have job
for me and when i reached there they
happened to be Gnld s help me to
get my revenge by bombarding her
phone with calls here is her number
09249402
When u got there, u couldn't abuse, beat them or even get them arrested for scamming you, na we you come dey report to.
You're worse than a beta male

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Celebrities / Re: More Photos Of The New Wife Of Ooni Of Ife, Olori Mariam by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 3:02pm On Sep 07, 2022
cool
As long as she's not a WHORĒ, used product and a left over, we are cool with her.

ANY WOMAN WITH MORE THAN 2 BODYCOUNT IS A WHORÈ!

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Health / Re: 4 Newborn Babies Die In Sapele Central Hospital, Delta. Doctor ‘Found Drunk’ by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 2:51pm On Sep 07, 2022
Kill the bastard!

No room for forgiveness!

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Autos / Re: Foreign Used Toyota Avalon 2005 Fullest Option For Sale by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 2:50pm On Sep 07, 2022
Prinzdaidol:
Clean in and out. One of the best you can acquire. Non accidented clean titled car. If you appreciate the beauty of clean titled non accidented car. Please contact Deroyal Autos (A division of Deroyal Integrated Services Limited) on 07032714441/08032834441 to own this car.

Price: 4.6M

Location: ipaja command area, ikola rd, Lagos
2005 fairly used car for almost 5m!

Are you crazy!?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is It A Crime To Be Honest In This Country ? by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 2:47pm On Sep 07, 2022
Yxxx:

When you curse, mention the person's full name for effect.
I DON'T KNOW THE BASTARD'S NAME BUT HE AND HIS CHILDREN WON'T KNOW PEACE.

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman Delivers Her Baby On Turkish Flight To Manchester by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 2:37pm On Sep 07, 2022
H100:
A Nigerian woman, Ifeoma Nweke Delivers Baby On Manchester Bound Turkish Airline Flight - Turkey Errand Boy

According to the carriers report on Tuesday, A passenger who is a doctor volunteered himself to assist Ifeoma who delivered a girl baby.

The flight which departed Istanbul Havalimani to Manchester UK, was diverted to Vienna International Airport, where paramedics waited for the new mother and baby upon landing.

Ifeoma was on board with her husband.

Make una no vex oo, which citizenship the pikin go come get now

Source: https/turkeyerrand.com/ifeoma-nweke-delivers-baby-on-flight/
Is that why she doesn't know how to cover up properly?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is It A Crime To Be Honest In This Country ? by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 2:36pm On Sep 07, 2022
LalastiklaIa:
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I see what you did there, you are quite funny. But I don't think a mere invigilator has that power to make your exam be witheld. The invigilator has no connection with waec and just a staff of the school you wrote. He wanted some money that's why he came to market expo to you. If you had said Supervisor ehn ehn those ones are from the waec office that use to carry the bag of question papers and answer shit...
Keep quiet!
It's about decades ago and you can't be sure of how things work then...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is It A Crime To Be Honest In This Country ? by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 1:11pm On Sep 07, 2022
Sometimes!

Back in the early 2000s while I was writing GCE, A bastard corrupt invigilator approached me to pay for "expo" the day I was writing biology... Back then, I was above an average student and won't even indulge in such mess and interestingly, biology was my best subject. I could pass biology exams in flying colours without dedicated studies and preparations... Unfortunately for me, because I refused to pay the bribe, my biology paper was WITHHELD!!! Till date, I'm still in shock because I passed every other papers.

On this day, I lay curse on that man, wherever he is, HE WILL NOT KNOW PEACE in this life and in the hereafter by God's Grace.
Ameen.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Guy That Won't Ask You For Sex Until Marriage? by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 1:09pm On Sep 07, 2022
Duchessree:
Yes grin grin
Say no to premarital sex
Run away from every form of sexual immorality tongue tongue tongue
Chai!
Even people with multiple bodycount cry cry cry
Done abortions and have dated married men cry cry cry
Romance / Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Guy That Won't Ask You For Sex Until Marriage? by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 1:07pm On Sep 07, 2022
virginprincess:
Why should he go outside because i said no,can't he control his sexual urge till marriage,if he truely loves me he will wait till i'm married to him.
Shut up!
He did not say no!
He is not just interested and waiting till after wedding.

Guys like this don't deserve WHORÈS. They deserve girls with clean records and not some people that has done multiple abortions.
Any girl with more than 2 bodycount is a WHORÈ.
WHORÈS DON'T DESERVE BRIDE PRICE.
Romance / Re: Dreadlocks: Two Ladies Rejected Me Because Of This by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 1:03pm On Sep 07, 2022
LikeAking:


People wey get money.

People wey carry oil for head.


Me wey carry gutter water for head, I wonder when I will even meet just one lady, that will even reject me... Op I want to b like u.
Weyrey
Go toast Rihanna na
Politics / Re: Enobong Philip Eyoren, The NCS Officer Who Tortured Me - Inibehe Effiong (pics) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 12:42pm On Sep 07, 2022
Arrange the bastard


NO ROOM FOR FORGIVENESS!

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Education / Re: End In Sight For ASUU Strike As FG Reviews ‘No-work No-Pay’ Policy by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 6:19am On Sep 07, 2022
grin grin
Investment / Re: 60 African Startups Receive $4 Million Equity-Free Funding From Google by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 8:49pm On Sep 06, 2022
Thank God!

I got 75 m for my business

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Education / Re: 11 State Varsities Shun ASUU, FG Threatens Unions by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 7:40pm On Sep 06, 2022
MrFly:
whatever poor parental background produces affect the societal and u are no exception. IPPIS has come to stay. Kudos to FG
What's this mu
mu saying?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Elizabeth Truss: Buhari, Biden, Macron, Scholz, Others Congratulate New UK PM by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 6:53pm On Sep 06, 2022
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Crime / Re: Katsina Bandits ‘Arrest’ Thief, Hand Him Over To Authority (Pic) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 4:36pm On Sep 06, 2022
thatigboman1:
Army, not soldier. air force and naval personnel are soldiers too.
Shut up
Who ask you?
Crime / Re: Katsina Bandits ‘Arrest’ Thief, Hand Him Over To Authority (Pic) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 10:34am On Sep 06, 2022
grin embarassed
Crime / Re: Katsina Bandits ‘Arrest’ Thief, Hand Him Over To Authority (Pic) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 10:34am On Sep 06, 2022
grin

Because this is Nigeria!

Besides, Na thief dey Sabi footsteps of thieves... (Yoruba adage)

THIS IS SIMILAR TO WHAT GOVERNMENT DID WITH GOVERNMENT grin A.K.A TOMPOLÓ

A known criminal and certified militant giving billions of naira contract for security. In a country where we have:
Soldiers
Navy
Air force
Police
And even
Civil defence

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Education / Re: Students Organize Sex Party In Anambra Hotel, Spark Outrage by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 10:19am On Sep 06, 2022
mytime24:
are u a virgin embarassed
How's that your FUCKÎNG business?
You want a:
Rich
Handsome
Caring and GOD-FEARING man as a husband and HE SAID HE WANTS A VIRGIN WOMAN!
HOW IS THAT YOUR HEADACHE

Whose fault is it if you've lost count of your bodycount?

If you have male children, would you like them to bring whóres home for marriage?
Any girl with more than 2 bodycount is a WHORĒ
FACT!


Except in the case of rape, a woman who's not a virgin doesn't deserve love.
You don't deserve bride price too because you're only brought shame upon your parents, especially the father.


BRIDE PRICE SHOULD ALWAYS BE DIVIDED BY THE NUMBER OF MEN YOU'VE SLEPT IT.

IF YOUR BRIDE PRICE IS 100K AND YOUR BODYCOUNT IS 10, WHAT YOUR PARENTS SHOULD GET AS BRIDE PRICE IS 10K.

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Music/Radio / Re: Don Jazzy Walks Off Stage While Dbanj Was Dedicating Headies Awards To Him by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 9:59am On Sep 06, 2022
Because it's not by force to pretend like everything is okay.


Because it's not by force to give a fucƙ.


Because it's not by force to forgive.


Because even if you forgive, YOU SHOULD NEVER FORGET.

ULTIMATELY, forgiveness doesn't mean absence of consequences....

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Music/Radio / Re: Don Jazzy Walks Off Stage While Dbanj Was Dedicating Headies Awards To Him by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 9:58am On Sep 06, 2022
That's their FUCKÎNG business.

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Education / Re: 11 State Varsities Shun ASUU, FG Threatens Unions by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 9:54am On Sep 06, 2022
MrFly:
i cant call u names cos i'm too civil to slander or defame another man's character. Let me educate u, IPPIS is used by the accountant general to steal and not the school anymore. What do i imply? Creating IPPIS has stopped massive looting on the part of lecturers, thats why they are complaining. The same IPPIS has opened a new channel for the AG to loot. Can u relate? IPPIS has made it simple and easy to catch a thief (AG) and also monitor thieves (universities). Its now the duty of relevant authorities to prosecute the AG but they wont because he is of northern extract. Fear north! BTW: Hiding behind a keyboard to insult others exposes ur poor home training and also ur level of reasoning. Be guided!
Mu...mu
Your poor home training can not make you reason beyond your nose.
If ippis was so good, how was the thief defending it able to steal so much?
He stole those monies within 4 years and absolutely nothing was know or detected, not until his beneficiaries started fighting and exposing themselves.

Stop defending nonsense!

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