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Celestine Babayaro, Emmanuel Babayaro, and Victor Babayaro

REV. KING and T.B JOSHUA

Now i understand why u need a guy that can speak and write good English.

Nobody mentioned character, This why y all end up with commander in chief rather than Husband or Boy Friend.

frank talk from someone who has no need of a bra ( hence the beef for the male boob obsession - her cup runneth under)

@ OsunAmazon

Yes oh. My Bibeli talk say every thing thou doest do in what? MODERATION! I need a moderate Christian. I don't need no extremists whether they are more "Christian" and abiding than the priest or Jesus fa or if them set foot for Church them go spontaneously combust oh, I no want am. Just a Christian living as Godly a life as possible without shoving religion down my throat every second or detracting from my own spirituality and relationship with God. das all.

I think he meant idi (buttocks)

We get sucked into this senseless, myopic and opportunistic definitions of leadership
Political leadership is quite different from ethnic leadership
What does Fulani/Hausa/Ijaw/Igbo/Yoruba etc leadership mean?

Death toll of soldiers in auto crash now 50 - To be buried today; It’s a national loss - Yar’Adua
From Chris Agbambu, Ishola Michael, Ayodele Adesanmi and Ibrahim Dabugur
Friday, May 23, 2008

DEATH toll of soldiers in Wednesday night’s accident on Bauchi/Potiskum road has risen to 50. The soldiers were reported to be returning from peacekeeping duties in Darfur, Sudan, when they were involved in the accident.

Forty soldiers were burnt to death instantly on Wednesday when a petrol tanker ran into their convoy. The 10 soldiers who died later, it was gathered, were among those that were receiving treatment at the Bauchi State Specialist Hospital.

Family members and sympathisers thronged the scene of the accident to identify their beloved ones yesterday. The bodies of the soldiers were reported to have been conveyed to the Bauchi School of Artillery for military burial.

Men of the Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC) from Potiskum unit were at the scene directing traffic. The unit commander blamed the accident on the drivers while some people said that the two drivers were trying to dodge a pothole and, in the process, rammed into each other.

President Umaru Yar’Adua on Thursday in Abuja described the death of the soldiers as a great loss to the nation and the Nigerian Army.

The President disclosed that he received with immense sadness, news of the tragic death of the soldiers in the accident. Yar’Adua, who spoke through his Special Adviser on Communications, Mr. Olusegun Adeniyi, stated that having bravely confronted and “survived the hazards of service in strife-ridden Darfur, the gallant soldiers returned home only to lose their lives in a dreadful vehicular collision on their way back to their base.”

He said the death of the soldiers while on national service was an immense loss to the country. The President directed the Defence Headquarters and the Nigerian Army authorities “to convey his personal condolences to the families of the dead soldiers and make appropriate arrangements to give them a befitting burial.”

He directed that immediate compassionate action be taken to alleviate the colossal trauma of their shocking deaths on their spouses, children and other dependants.

The President, according to Adeniyi, would be cutting short his trip to Arusha, Tanzania, where he has been attending the African Union’s Committee of 12 meeting, to return home early tomorrow.

Meanwhile, the Chief of Army Staff, General Luka Yusuf, who described the accident as a national calamity, landed at the Bauchi Airport at 11.30 on Thursday morning aboard a military plane on his way to the scene of the accident.

The army boss, who immediately proceeded to the scene of the accident, was received by the acting governor of Bauchi State, Mohammed Gadi and the Commandant of the Armoured Corps Centre and School, Bauchi, Major General Saleh Maina, with other top military and government officials who all expressed their sympathy on the incident.

Meanwhile, the Nigerian Army has set up a panel to investigate the circumstances surrounding the death of the soldiers. Director of Army Public Relations Department, Brigadier General Emeka Onwuemegbe, told the Nigerian Tribune that a petrol tanker ran into the convoy of soldiers who were travelling from Abuja after arriving from a six-month tour of duty in Darfur.

Their bodies have been deposited at the mortuary of the Bauchi State Specialist Hospital while those injured are receiving treatment at the same hospital.

The Defence Headquarters has, meanwhile, directed that flags be flown at half mast in the Ministry of Defence, and all military establishments as a mark of honour to the soldiers.

All appointments and schedules in the Ministry of Defence and the Defence Headquarters have also been cancelled. The Chief of Defence Staff, General Andrew Azazi, in a statement signed by Navy Captain Senebi Hungiapuko, stated that the next of kin of the departed soldiers had been contacted and arrangements were on for their interment with full military honours at the National Cemetery, Abuja, today.

The CDS assured the families of the deceased officers and soldiers that they died serving the nation and that their sacrifices would not be in vain.

He prayed God to give them the strength and fortitude to bear the painful loss of their beloved ones, adding that it was a major disaster not just to the armed forces, but to the nation at large.

Vice-President Goodluck Jonathan on Thursday also expressed shock over the death of the soldiers. In a statement entitled: “Time to Mourn’’ and signed personally by the vice-president, he noted that the soldiers were killed when an articulated vehicle collided with two vehicles in their motorcade.

“These gallant Nigerian soldiers had just been de-inducted from the AU Peace Mission, where they had served meritoriously, and flown our nation’s banner with pride and distinction. “Death remains an enduring paradox. If not, how can it be that men, who without hesitation, have time and again, risked life and limb in the defence of the honour of our nation and flag, be cut down so casually in an automobile accident just a few miles away from home!

“President Umaru Yar’Adua, who is away in Arusha, Tanzania, for the meeting of the Committee of 12 of Heads of State and Governments of the African Union, is immeasurably saddened by this terrible accident and is cutting short his trip to attend the funeral ceremony scheduled for Friday in Abuja.

“It is with great sadness that I join the president, the Minister of Defence, the Nigerian military high command, as well as all Nigerians, to mourn the passage of these exemplary patriots.

“I grieve with the families that have lost breadwinners and loved ones,’’ he said, adding: “I pray the Almighty to give each and every one of them the fortitude to bear the loss.”

Nature, voice, demeanour.

All other factors are secondary.

pointed buttox

went shopping at a supermarket near by! saw these gals looking at me,
in my mind was like! ' this gals they look fine boi' lol
and dey wey looking down my opened zip!
didnt know until i gt out of the shop! lol

Spiritual and maybe religious but not to the point that you must literally OBEY everything in the Bible or Quaran or whatever book u use

went into a twice as nice shop feeling really fly and cool with myself. noticed i was really attracting looks and ofcourse, felt it was because i was looking good. untill one of the ladies walked up to me and whispered into my ears to do up my shirt button. i almost fainted! *thank God it was a clean, sparkling white bra*

There are definitely those who take quick courses to learn programming but those rarely make it to the professional level without paying their dues. I have never heard of anyone learning even 1/1000th of all there is to know of IT in just 3 months. Even those who have been working in the industry for years will tell you that it takes a while to actually grasp a lot of the methodologies and techniques; understand what is and why one method is better than the others etc. With the ever changing face of technology, IT professionals are constantly having to brush up on their skills and knowledge. So I doubt anyone can become an IT professional in 3 months

forgetting my boyfriend b/day

This One Is Dedicated To The Oh So Gaseous OsunAmazon AKA Funmi, Enjoy

Oh no
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I think I farted again, I made people leave,
Offended my friends.
Oh baby, I just gave it a push,
I didnt know it was that serious,
I could knock down wild horses,
It smells so fragrant to me.

Oh baby, baby
Oops, I'm breaking some wind,
I ripped a big fart, I feel so ashamed,
Oh baby, baby,
Please don't think I'm a hog, I swear its the dog,
I've got that flatulence.

"Funmi- before you go on stage there's somthing I want you tohave"
"Oh,  Its beautiful! But wait a minute, isnt this, ?"
"Yes. Yes it is. Gas-x and Beano. I went to the pharmacy to getit for you."
"Oh, you shouldnt have!"
"IOops I farted again, my cheeks ripped apart,
There's no-one to blame, oh baby,
Oops, there's a sulphorus gas escaping my ass,
I've got that flatulence.
(Loud farting noise)
Oops,
had no choice, baby!"

it seems you've gotten over farting as an embarassment - you fart on threads like its going out of business,your lovers fart in the heat of the moment. . .

what do you expect from truckers nayway? their favorite staple is prolly baked beans

Next time wear jeans