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Chineke *clicks fingers*

[quote][/quote]Stop clicking your fingers sister. I never knew that what i did with OYBobo in the dark will someday come to light. That dude is loaded with herpes.Run run run.

like i said . . it wasn't me

How did I get itchy veejay then?

Straight from pastor Manning


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejTmistHFw0

My sister forget that tory. It's high time we start dining with men with a long spoon. Men will be men.

She has logged off to engage in some vigorous scratching.

I remember one dude when were in sec school who caught something,he used to go to a quiet corner with a brush in one hand to engage in some frantic scratching.

Yeah, his name is Akinade AKA 4Him. Where is he now?

Sweetie, Boo, I am solidly booked right now. I can recommend an adult store that can hook you up with some toys.

uuurrghh, I never knew we have gigolos here.

er. . . could it be itching because you caught something from one of your beaus?

OYBomboy!, youve given me herpes.

This 'truck driver' has no class. . . na Oyb give you the itchy vagee?

Yeaaaa, i thought he was clean.

not yet,there are two sides to the story by the same paper.Nigeria being what it is,anything can happen though

What difference will it even make even if she was there? Anything can happen in Nigeria is kinda funny because its only happening to women lately.

Osun:

You sounded like you've not been f, d in a year.

Darling, you want to help me? why not make it tonight cos my veejay is itching?

HENCE ICANT HELP BUT STARE AT THEM.

Just dont do it while driving because i dont want you killing some innocent bystander over imaginary boobs.

@dee02 just SHUT DA Bleep UP MAN

You SOO RETARTED IS IT BY FORCE You WATCH NIGERIAN MOVIES COME AND FACE ME AM READY FOR You IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!

I wonderoooo! Hollywood churn thousands of movies out every day. British, indian and Chinese kungFu movies plenty for market. Why not leave Nollywood alone if they are subpar according to you and stop hounding them? it's not as if they are using your money or national treasury to produce those movies. it's a private company and you can ignore them totally if you dont like them. What he is doing is like asking for a ban of the premier league citing that the Spanish Liga is better. Wont people look at you as a mad man because you can easily switch over to the next channel if you dont like the premier league. Case Closed.

I thought you were banned?

PH and abuja are said to be the most expensive cities to live in Nigeria. Relatively, can you compare the cost of living in those cities with the cost of living in any metropolitan city in the world? I think all Nigerian cities are cheap to live in. A worker living in london and earning 3000 pounds/month saves far less than another workey making N400000.00 in Abuja and PH even though the pound is higher in value. So comparing to cities like NY,LA,London,Paris,Tokyo,Johannesbourg and Beinjeing, will you still regard Abuja and PH as expensive cities?

She should accept it in good faith and then try staging a comeback

A comeback? Thats when the men will relax and fart in her face before quashing her. You forgot that Ogun is a solid patriarchial state.Lmao.

Deinde Fernandez
Harry Akande
Arthur Nzeribe
Gabriel Igbinedion
Anthony Ezenna(West and East African no 1 Pharmaceutical magnate)
Cardinal Francis Arinze
Kaze Lawal(Nigeria's latest top oil magnate)
Leo Stan Ekeh
Odumegwu Ojukwu
Jimoh Ibrahim
Fred Ajudua
Dele Momodu
Cosmas maduka
Festus Odimegwu

I think you should set yourself free. Women love to criticize men without looking into their own faults, thats why every divorced woman today will always come and defend the action by painting the man black but turns around to wed again three more times with no success. It'ss largely because she hasn't solved her issues. Women loves to hear soft sweet stories and how nice they are even though they know they are really awful. If you look within, ask yourself what you do that pisses people off . Check your platonic relationships in your early years especially with fellow girls and try looking for what made you people fall apart. If you can list your flaws, work on them, try humility, you'll surely land a handsome boo.


Again, you talked about lack of interest after a couple of weeks, that is a big problem because that charasteristics is normally associated with men. Women get more attached by the day in a good relationship and not detached. You may try prayers and exorcism to make sure you are not dealing with spirits from wicked places.

Good luck in your man googling. Your solution lies within.

I don't hate men. I love them so much especially those ones with juicy joysticks but that doesnt meann that i should demean myself or allow them to trample upon me just to show them that i love them. Respect is reciprocal.

@omo ibo

Olusola Saraki is a very influential man in Nigeria. His son, Bukola Saraki, is governor
of Kwara State; his daughter, Gbemisola Saraki, is a federal Senator.

Do you think this is just by coincidence ?

It depends on the definition of influential because his feats sounds more like a kingpin.

who da fudge is funmi iyanda

I just googled her now and it seems she's a TV presenter.

Yaradua
Buhari Muhammadu
Ralph Uwazurike
Umar Abubakar
Wale Adenuga
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Olisa Agbakoba
Joke Silva
Taribo West

Did she even qualify to become a Speaker before. The people that made her have also destroyed her. Someone is shouting discrimination . Where is the discrimination coming from? Iyabo Obasanjo is a BIG THIEF that should be thrown and forgotten in jail along side her Monster of a dad. if you don't have any impeachable character how can they impeach you?

They impeached her in absentia, how creepy is that? Which of them is clean. What happens here is they give women a false sense of security, push them up the Greek way and take out their hands for her free fall then the rightful HE~owner of that seat can ascend, afterall no woman can complain of marginalization after getting and wasting all these chances. The truth hurts.

follow the link below to see another Nollywood blockbuster:

http://www.nighttofly.com/

ify osi gi swo na beke,na ohota ife ina su

But what are they doing about it ? It's nice to know the govt is aware of the problem, now, what is being done about it ?

They'll think about it after they finish sharing the oil money that is booming now.

What is the difference betweeen her crime and the one French aid workers did in Chad last year? Did they get a sentence as long as this even though their own crime is more heinous because this woman obviously did not kidnap the child.

English please!

one is running from efcc and the other is calling them

Lol

Two tragedies under one week!

What is the state fire service doing below? fanning the flame or extinguishing the fire?
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Tragedy in Lagos
Friday, May 16, 2008

Pipeline fire consumes hundreds

Mother dashes into ball fire, dies with child

School children die in stampede

Roasted bodies pose fresh hazard

By Yakubu Lawal, Yetunde Ebosele, Regina Akpabio, Alex Olise, Seyi Olumide and Chiemerem Umenne
IT was one disaster too many in Lagos yesterday as man-made error brought pain, anguish and sorrow crashing down on several families.


People attempt to put out flames in Ijegun village near Lagos on the outskirts of Lagos, Thursday, May 15, 2008. Flames from a ruptured fuel pipeline swept through homes and a school in the village Thursday, killing about 100 people and injuring some 20 others, a Red Cross official said.
(AP Photo) 




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The tragedy, a fire out-break, which occurred at 11.00 a.m., was allegedly caused by an earth-mover grading a road in Ijegun, Ikotun in Alimosho Local Council, which ruptured a pipeline carrying fuel to a depot in Ogun State.

The incident took place at a time the global community is still reeling from natural disasters in Myammar and China, where a cyclone and a quake snuffed out thousands of lives in their prime.

Perhaps, nothing catches the horror of the incident better than the spectre of a mother who attempted to rescue her child from the inferno. She jumped into the ball of fire in which the child was caught and perished too.

Thick smoke engulfed the area and the cries of mothers wailing for their missing or dead children rent the air. A few metres from the scene of disaster and the adjoining streets, charred bodies, carcasses of vehicles and burnt houses confront a visitor to the area.

In four of the streets worst affected, dead bodies of children and adults littered the ground.

The death toll could not be ascertained at press time yesterday because the thick smoke and raging fire made access to the actual spot impossible. Many shocked but hapless residents wept uncontrollably as bodies of the victims were evacuated.

Unconfirmed reports said that the bodies of 22 pupils in one of the three schools razed by the fire had been recovered.

Witnesses said that the pupils, trapped in the heavy smoke, screamed for help until they died of suffocation.

Even some daring mothers, who heard the news and rushed to the scene to search for or rescue their children, did not come out alive. One of them allegedly died with a baby strapped to her back.

Other victims were artisans, petty traders and residents, who were caught up in the flame that spread to their houses and workplaces.

It was indeed a dark Thursday for pupils and students of Ijegun Comprehensive High School and Ijegun Nursery and Primary School as well as the residents of this area.

The construction company, which work reportedly led to the incident, was identified as Hi-Tech.

One account said about 10 people lost their lives on the spot, while others died at the General Hospitals in Ikeja, Isolo and Ijegun.

One Mr. James Oyeyola, who said he was involved in the rescue mission when the incident happened, said most of the pupils affected were as a result of the stampede caused by the explosion.

He told The Guardian that several shops and shopkeepers, including a woman selling palm wine in the area with her baby on her back, was consumed in the inferno.

The Lagos State Commissioner for Women Affairs and Poverty Alleviation, Mrs. Ajoke Adefalure, who hails from the area, said she had alerted the PPMC and other emergency response agencies of the incident.

Also speaking to The Guardian, Lekan Adeola, representing Alimosho Constituency in the Lagos State House of Assembly, who was at the scene, said the chief medical directors of the General Hospitals in Ikeja, Ijegun and Isolo were contacted and put on alert over the incident before the casualties were taken there.

The ruptured pipelines transport products from the Atlas Cove jetty of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) to the Mosimi Depot in Sagamu in Ogun State.

The facility is managed by Pipelines Product and Marketing Company (PPMC), a subsidiary of the NNPC. Speaking on the incident in a chat with The Guardian, the Head of Public Affairs of PPMC, Mr. Ralph Ugwu, said a rescue team from the company had been dispatched to the scene to put out the fire.

"The incident happened around Ijegun in Ikotun, we heard that a earth-mover constructing a road along the Isheri axis of Ijegun ruptured the pipes, which immediately burst into flames," he said.

Ugwu explained that the PPMC had suspended pumping of fuel from the Atlas Cove to Mosimi to curtail the raging fire.

"Right now, we have shut down the Atlas Cove lines and our engineers as well as fire-fighters have been mobilised to the site of the incident," Ugwu said

According to him, further pumping of products on the affected lines had been shut down pending when the situation would improve.

He stated that PPMC was not contacted before the said road construction started, adding that the affected portion being within the right-of-way of PPMC, any work on such location should have the permission or consent of the company.

According to him, the management of the company would evaluate the damage after putting out the fire and if possible take necessary legal action against the construction firm for encroaching on its right-of-way without the consent of PPMC.

Residents hurriedly closed their shops, children in schools ran for safety leaving their shoes and bags in the streets.

One of the sympathisers, Sadulai Jimoh, said: "Many children have died. In fact, you cannot even count them. Some of them were choked by the smoke, others crushed by the concrete fence of the school while some were suffocated in an attempt to rush out.

"When it started, they tried to make holes through the fence for them to escape but since some of them were already leaning on the wall, the wall collapsed on them. At least I helped to carry 10 dead bodies," he said.

Another resident said: "The place is a busy area so nobody can really say who is dead or not. This place is a sloppy place and when the fuel was flowing out of the pipe, it went towards people's homes and shops. A line of shops has been burnt. Some of the shop-owners have been burnt while some sustained various degrees of injuries."

As at 5.00 p.m. yesterday, the fire was still burning while the smoke engulfed the neighbourhood forcing many residents to vacate their homes.

The Lagos Police Command spokesperson, Mr. Frank Mba, said yesterday that the Deputy Commissioner of Police, Mr. Marvel Akpoyibo, had deployed armed policemen to the scene to assist in the ongoing rescue operation.

He said the death toll might be high but the command was still trying to get the accurate figures.

As the fire continued raging, hundreds of residents, whose houses were close to the scene, started removing their belongings to areas perceived to be safer.

Some of the sympathisers described the incident as the worst so far witnessed in the series of pipeline disasters in the state.


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