₦airaland Forum

Themainboy22:
Hausa/fulanis are busy transporting weapons to yorubaland, but tomorrow they will rather accuse the average Igbo man going about his normal business of trying to destroy lagos and yorubaland. youba ronu!.

OSU ronú o
Why do OSUs always masturbate on anything that concerns Yorubas?

Cammo:
You need to check the foreheads of all those standing with the terrorist Buhari to know why he's their choice. To get my point, see Garbage Shehu's forehead. Useless Muslim terrorists.

What about all those OSU pigs in the east?

All those APC governors?
Are they all Muslim terrorists?

0jgti7gko08yhfe:
Afonja protest

OSU pigs no dey ever protest

benhope222:
Please my fellow nairalanders I moved in a new Place around March this year , it's Bungalow with 2 Flats . I'm staying in one while a married man with 4 kids that happens be the Caretaker , he's also a Builder infact from my understanding he handled the projects of the House he's staying in the other flat. My Landlord is a young Man he's from the community and owns Poultry farm in the compound . He always come around to check on the Birds. Now to the main story in my Parlour there's a visitor Toilet that's not completed the tiling & paint aspect so I have to drop my spare key to the Caretaker because I don't stay around unless in the evening , I'm a business guy. So after like some weeks The toilet was not completed I was not happy even The Wc seater that was meant to be fixed in my toilet The caretaker collected it and fix it in his own apartment . I was not happy with the situation but I pretend . Because the landlord and caretaker are very close friends because The Block , plastering , plumbing , tiling , door fixing , painting etc the Caretaker handle it . Both of them got outstanding . Because I paid upfront before the house was finished.
Initially my landlord supposed to stay in the other flat but because of the huge amount he's owing the caretaker he left the flat for him to stay there so that they can do plus and minus as time goes by.

So on that Sit at home day May 31 because we didn't go out they use that opportunity to fix the tiling in the visitors toilet but no Wc and piping was not completed. I brought out drink for us cheer and gist . So since there's no need to leave my spare Key with caretaker I quickly collected because I was not happy that someone might be entering my apartment when I'm not around.
So last weekend I brought back some can malts and spirits home that's what I deal on . I was expecting my babe on Sunday she didn't show up. It was 12 cans half of Amstel malt so I took 1 it supposed to remain 11. I came back on Thursday day before yesterday because once I'm back I'll always check my fridge to check if the have fix the light issue we had since this week. E shock me say my malt can dey miss 3. I went to my room I noticed some movements showing someone entered my house . I quickly called my landlord on phone and explained things to him . He came I showed him my observation we counted the remaining malt . He told me that I should check myself very well if I gave my spare key to anyone . I said no . He told I can see no trace of any sign that a criminal break into my apartment. So he left the matter self tire me . I took one malt and it's remaining 7 and check how I kept my belongings and left in the morning. I came back last night and check my fridge the can malt supposed to remain 7 but it's 6 na was e shock me again it looks like a Nollywood movie so I observed my parlor it's been swept half way because I applied snipper insecticide because of mosquito and other ant's so i don't even have time to clean up my house unless on weekends . Na wa I carry sit dey think many things I call my landlord on phone again and told him I'll like to see him. After so minutes he came I explain the things to him . He went to call the caretaker all of us just dey reason the matter . I want to even dey fear self wether na spirit dey whine me so. But I no offend anybody na . So my landlord said I should be prayerful before they left he brought one oil there pastor gave him that after praying I should sprinkle it around my house . Make we observe tomorrow if such happen again we'll know the next step to take. So when they left I drop that oil for one corner. Base on say I be spiritual man white garment church Bobo . I smile codedly I knew that my landlord is aware that I'm a white garment church person but not before I parked in because of different kinds of perfume I dey apply . He taught I'm using it for business boom and all that but I use it to drive away negative spirits and Evil people I meet at my shop . So sometimes he'll try reason me say one day make I try follow dem come there church that we're one family in the compound. He attends the same church with the caretaker .

So in summary I'm going to give him back the oil that meself spirits dey fear me oo. I'm thinking of telling him that I need that parlor door key to be changed I'll personally go to timber and I get a new key to protect my privacy . Because I think someone still have one of the keys . My landlord only gave me 3 keys from my own understanding the keys might be 4 or 5 , because even before now my intuition do tell me someone enters my apartment when I'm not around.

So my fellow nl guys what's your suggestion on this . Sorry my story might be long and errors.

Muh mu

Dey there dey write rubbish. No change your locks and keys o. Until dem go steal your destiny one day

Enytin:
Sent

Please which results are out?
I'm asking about the people that wrote on the 5th of last month

hyzich:
Yes, It is

Please which results?
I'm asking about people who wrote on the 5th of last month

Giggy011:
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Righteousness2:
[s]Signs in the Heavens all over the world as JESUS said it will be.
Folks! Be Rapture ready!
The KING is coming!
JESUS is Coming ! And only those who are watching and Ready will be taken.[/s]

Dear morun, it has been even before Jesus great-grandfather was born.
Don't be stupid.

goatgoat093:
Buhari never appoints the cone headed pigs from the south wastee, abi aren't yarouba and Fulani one again according to the Bourdillon brown-toothed drug lord?

How many OSU pigs have been appointed?

Even with all their governors being in Apc

OSU pigs are fúckíng miserable losers

No stressing.
Nobody can even arrest anyone unless the government wants to be more unfortunate.
It'll be worse than ENDSARS...


USELESS ABOKEY FOOL ANI PIGS

Vaughanlanrewaj:
God bless President Muhammadu Buhari. God bless Nigeria. All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose.visit www.freestuffsng.com for latest freestuffs in Nigeria.God bless my fatherland Nigeria.

God punish that idiotic nepotistic old fool cow.

OnionBandit:
Pvssy!

Okocha made much more money..He wined and dined with the best internationally and guy still speaks like a Nigerian..He doesn't fake anything. You think it's about the money?

You are a big pvssy
Celebrity ass licker
You ve got not ballz

E-diot
Okocha go school?

OnionBandit:
The American English these Yoruba girls are faking is so disgusting

They both live in UK for many years.
It's only normal they have some sorts of accents.
Stop saying rubbish!

kus4fame:
Pls, how old is the world again?

According your Bible, 7 years.

AchalugoNwa:
Myǹd44 Ialasticlala Ṣeun
Rule 2

Or deh
Rule 2 ba yay e je

AfonjaConehead:
But the problem of your life is the OSU's nah

Is your own problem not your Afonjaconehead?

Jalobe:
Being young gives you this sense of entitlement. You have not proffered any solution aside saying they are old. It doesn't make sense to me. Come up wit critical thinking and let your voice be heard. The fact that your dad is old does not disqualify him from being the leader of your family. The best you can do is give him a helping hand but not insult his age. Let your voice be heard. I am 60 years old and you think I have no right to lead anyone because in your opinion, I'm old and useless. That isn't the way to go. The truth is our youth are Nigeria's real problem. Take it to the bank.

What critical thing can a dead brain process.

Is is only in Nigeria that we have old leaders?

I did not just say old leaders, I said useless senile old fool leaders.
And how are the youths the problem?
So disappointing RUBBISH slippage from you.
Are the present youths not building on the bad foundation the old people laid?
If you'd laid a good foundation and you bring up your children in the right way, will they grow up to be a menace?

Jalobe:
You dare insult my country? My God given country? You are a pathetic fool. Olosi! Relocate now and stop talking down Nigeria. Lazy Nigerian youth of sorosoke generation. Must you insult the country? Don't be stupid.

The problem with most foolish Nigerians like you is that, you love living in denial. So just because you want to defend your country, you'll turn a blind eye to how your miserable useless old leaders are ruling you?

heniford2:
dude u never travel out before shutup some of us that do travel out daily are telling you something ur here masturbating on your grandpa gravy must everyone be poor like you, have you been to Uganda b4? who told you the have light and all that yes you hate Nigeria but is good compare to many other African Country kampala is a nice country but the are broke and poor and have a stupid leader like buhari

Dear morón,
I know dolts like you hates admitting that you've made a fool of yourself. I can see how people are quoting you and putting you in your place. I don't understand what you meant by masturbating on your father's grave but if it makes you happy, you can add your mother to it.

Oloriburuku ọmọ ofo jatijati.

Yusfunoble:
Congratulations man.

People with 2.2 and below will storm the thread now to make you feel less.

Till date, I'm still very proud of myself that I strived very hard to graduate with 2.1.
2.5cgpa in 100l, 3.0 in 200, 3.5 in 300l, 4.5 and 4.0 in 500l.
At the end of the day, I made 3.57!
I'll forever be proud of my efforts.

Glory be to God.

heniford2:
You mean Uganda of a country broke ass country chia buhari e no go better 4 u congrat bro no mind me

Jokes apart, how's your life in this Nigeria, a so-called rich country?
Are you fulfilled?

Uganda might be broke but it has:
Stable electric power
Friendly environment
Etc. What seems like a mirage for your so-called rich Nigeria...
Always use your brain before commenting.

This doesn't concern Nigeria.

A very USELESS country ruled by senile old fools.

Nigeria is still one of the 30 countries in the world that's still battling with basic amenities in the 21st century...

6TH LARGEST PRODUCER OF OIL IN THE WORLD. The same oil that some Arab countries are using to live like kings and queens...

- WHY CAN'T WE HAVE FUNCTIONING REFINERIES?

- WHY CAN'T WE HAVE CONSTANT ELECTRIC POWER?

They banned cryptocurrencies
They have banned Twitter
Soon, they'll ban protests and order shoot on target of protesters.
Yet, some useless youths are still supporting this olds fools in the name of APC and PDP party members...
What a Shame!

Kobojunkie:
1. Those oils and waters are antichrist items

2. Deceiving people with such things when He himself goes to the hospital when he is sick is what she is speaking against

How did he deceivie people?
Did he force sick people not to use their medications?

OsusTroller:
OSU alusi

OSU osu

OsuAmaka:
-Osu amaka

OSU ajoka

MsAllison:
Mynd4
Rule 2

Or deh