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Religion / Re: How To Get A Wife..according To The Bible And Yahweh by otem4eartum: 11:10am On Sep 17, 2016
Jacksonville, Pls make your choice
Religion / Re: Deacon Survives 39 Bullets After Armed Robbery Incident by otem4eartum: 10:57am On Sep 17, 2016
brostheo:
Was he counting the bullets as he was been shot? _
Only vulnerable and religiously blinded people will believe this nonsense!!
Hahahah this has got to be the greatest miracle ever,displacing Jesus turning water to wine to second position. Useless thieves!
Once you have a suit and a compound, your lies sells. How? Make a banner and write CHURCH in it. Tell lies to your congregations and they will help you spread it.

How much is plaster? How much do they sell bandage? That's all what the pastor needs to put this thing up here. Then tithes and offerings flow more than before. undecided
Religion / Re: My Father's Sister Is A WITCH by otem4eartum: 10:40am On Sep 17, 2016
obowunmi:
She appeared to me in a dream and threatened to kill me.

It is not her first time.

I was close to several Pastors for prayers but they keep asking me for money. So I stopped calling them.

She won't stop threating my life.

This is a woman who never married or bore children. She has given her womb to the witches society.
PLS GUY, BEFORE YOU INJURE YOURSELF TRY JUST THIS THING AND YOU WILL BE FREE.

ASSUME THAT SHE IS NOT A WITCH.
ASSUME THAT WITCHES AND WIZARDS ARE NOT REAL.
THIRDLY, IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP, JUST WHISPER TO YOURSELF THAT "IN THE NAME OF WUNMI, ANYTHING COMING TO MY DREAM TO KILL ME MUST BE DEALT WITH"

here is what will happen if you can take these steps:

1. If you dream of her again, you will see yourself conquering her.
2. You will see yourself using your name to defeat her.

But here is the real truth

1. She is not after your life, neither is she a witch like the ones you watch in films.
2. It is your own fear of her that's coming into your dreams every night.
3. Beliefs are made real to the believers. A change of belief will help you stay above all difficult situations in life. BELIEVE IN YOUR OWN NAME TO CONQUER ANY SUPPOSED OPPOSITION AND BET IT, YOU WON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS CAUSING YOU HEADACHES IN LIFE.


JUST TRY IT AND EITHER TESTIFY THAT I LIED OR I SAID THE TRUTH.

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Religion / Re: Atheists Of Nairaland Come In Let's Discuss by otem4eartum: 10:30am On Sep 17, 2016
Edek27:
To you but not to me cuz 100% sure He is real based on personal experience
Yahweh is not ALMIGHTY GOD, he is only a stubborn son of GOD. He was renamed Satan because of his terrorist nature.
REVERAD, the ALMIGHTY GOD does not parade himself or force himself to be worshipped. HE IS JUST NATURAL AND BY NATURE IS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN FEEL HIS EXISTENCE.
Religion / Re: See What Church Evangelism Group Were Caught Doing In Public (photos) by otem4eartum: 10:14am On Sep 17, 2016
mrZENographer:


Youre not honest. Please be more specific. You hate the apron we put on. Therefore you want to say all manner of SHITS against us to calm your temper. It's not our fault we are boasting for Jesus and proud to be identified anywhere. After all [size=16pt]when armrobbers see us they divert.[/size] If they see u, they use u for suya. Besides we have a vision. Which is TO WIN SOULS FOR CHRIST AND HELP PEOPLE TO MAKE HEAVEN AT LAST. not he'll.

If you hate us, we know that they first hated Christ.

Armed robbers don't go for poverty-stricken people, they go for the rich.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Arsenal : UCL (1 - 1) On 13th September 2016 by otem4eartum: 8:36pm On Sep 13, 2016
Arsenal keep acting to script every season back to back. They are always destined for second in group so they could face a tough challenge in second round and kiss UCL good bye.
Religion / Re: Awesome Testimony From A Nairalander I Met About Gods Miraculous Intervention! by otem4eartum: 4:54pm On Sep 13, 2016
Lies and propaganda for jesus and jehovah...continu...
All these lies u are sharing... Diarisgodo
Religion / Re: by otem4eartum: 11:28am On Sep 13, 2016
Jeankrab:
I posted this on my Facebook page but didn't get the response I wanted until a friend told me of a forum with so many members. I admit am posting this out of frustration but I don't have any choice after investing my time and savings to get a degree but no job after nysc. I have made up my mind to be successful in life even if it's for a year and I know only the devil can give instant success with a price which am ready to pay. Am here to ask people that have direct access to the devil or whatever they believe in that can guarantee instant success to introduce me. E-mail: desireworld@easy.com

You are the only one that can make yourself succeed. All the Lucifer this, Lucifer that is a scam. First, what did you study? How available is the kind of job relevant to your field of study? Can you diversify? Can you learn something else and use it to make money? Can you teach? If you can teach, then submit your CVs up and down, probably you will be employed in a school paying at least 30k. Then you gather children for home lessons here and there.
If you can't do any of that, then make business card. If you have a suit, it will help. Go into good shops and offices and tell them that you run cleaning home service. You'll not be the one to do it anytime you have a customer. Just send someone to do it, then up have your own commission.
If you can drive, then go around, you'll see posters for those who needs driving profession.

JUST HUSSLE, YOU WILL MAKE IT SOMEDAY.

illuminati, money rituals and co. are scams, Pls don't fall into them. Thanks.

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Religion / Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otem4eartum: 12:25pm On Aug 27, 2016
CHAPTER THIRTEEN

1. Now when Oz returned from the earth to join the gods who were making findings deep in the universe, he said, it is the dark age upon the earth. For lies has been made to prevail on earth.
2. And both Satan and Lucifer are upon the earth to cover the faces of the homos with deceptions. And the poor are giving their little tokens and energies to the rich in sacrifices and in silver and gold.
3. And the poor are becoming poorer, yet they did not take the words of Solmani into thought; for Solmani had cursed any poor homo who gives to the rich.
4. Saying, cursed is the poor who gives the little he has to the rich and lacks more. But this is the thing which happens upon the face of the earth now.
5. Also, all the true histories of the world are being changed by the scribes of Satan who called the things that are not as if they are. They are the descendants of Yacob the deceiver. And they have made Satan their god appear as if he is the Almighty God.
6. And they have also made Solmani look like he was a worshipper of their god. For Solmani never bowed to Yahweh from the first day of his life to the last. But in the books which the scribes had written, they had made Solmani appear as a worshipper of Yahweh and all the kingdoms which heard about the exploits of Solmani said, we shall worship the god whom Solmani worshipped while he was alive.
7. And many lands had visited Yacob to see it and they had decided to pay continuous visit to Yacob, saying, this is the land of the God who created the universe.
8. But the homos of my kingdom did I tell the truth and they laughed at the ignorance of the world.
9. Now when the gods heard the confessions of Oz, they said, are these the thummims or all these things has already happened on earth?
10. Then Oz said, they are the thummims which I saw when I descended to the Valley of Knowledge. And I saw the future of the earth showing before my face. And I become sorry for the future homos of the earth who shall inherit lies as their history; for they shall base their source upon a false history made by the deceptions of the scribes of the Land Of Deception called Yacob.
11. Now the gods said, there is one thing made and put into the heads of all homos when they were formed in the womb, and that is the brain. Let them use their brains to think and they shall know that the cause of the existence of the universe is not from any spirit which is superior to them in only a little way.
12. For if one falls into error because he accepts the beliefs of the one who is more powerful than him without thinking deep, then who shall he blame for it?
13. So let the homos think deep and they shall know that we are not the Almighty God who created the universe with a Big Bang. But rather, we are the handiworks of Reverad our father whom we have also begun to find and did not see anymore.
14. Now Oz said, how shall it be hard for the homos to believe the truth when it is told? For at the time of inventions, the truth shall be made known. And the beliefs of the world of then shall be turned into a shadow.
15. For the homos of the time of truth shall become wiser than the gods whom they have spent all their lives worshipping. And they shall by inventions and knowledge know that we whom they worship are not the creator of the Universe but only the creator of their beliefs.
16. Now Maha said, it is hard for the homos to drop their beliefs and go after the truth, because they know only the heart on earth and not the brain. And they shall go with the thumping of their hearts in fright and cling to their beliefs which we gods have created in them.
17. And they shall sleep and see scary dreams made by their emotions and then shall they return to their old beliefs about their gods which they serve as the Almighty God.
18. For Knoliud did show me the dream which Otem shall see in the future. And it is a dream of threats by the gods whom Otem shall offend by revealing the truth.
19. Now Miklas asked, saying, which gods shall Otem offend with his revelations? Then Maha said, some of them are yet to be born by our brothers and sisters, while some of them are on earth at this time.
20. El, Faulkin and Yahweh shall not like this revelation, because they shall be worshipped in many places upon the earth when Otem shall arrive. Largas also shall not like the revelation and he shall wish to also see Otem dead.
21. And Eubius who is not born yet shall also fight against Otem in the spiritual realm, but he shall not prevail. And Otem shall accomplish his mission on earth, and no one shall be able to conquer him.
22. And the forces of Yahweh shall visit him with both evil words of prophecies and threats of death, but Otem shall not bow to them. And the revelation of the truth shall remain on earth forever; for millions of generations shall see the truth and they shall say, why does the truth delay to come to us?
23. And the nature of God shall reveal to them the truth, for they shall no more fear that Faulkin shall return to the world to conquer it, according to what he shall have made them believe.
24. And they shall see the world as it is and not as any god or sons of god made them believe.
25. Now Vishinus said, the homo of Hindi shall accept the truth faster. And their respect for me shall remain, because they knew that I have not led them astray. For when I formed Hindi, the homos which I made did not see beyond their lands.
26. And they said that I am the creator of all things which they saw. And in their little and ignorant minds, they assumed the creation of the sky and the sun to me also.
27. And I showed them my brothers who were Siva and Brahma. And when I said that we were three but we were one, they took us all together as the creator of the earth.
28. And in those days, I did great things before them until Siva began to trouble the land. And Brahma went away to begin his own new belief in the land of Yacob, taken Saraswati with him.
29. And they laid the foundation of Yacob where Yahweh my brother now rules over.
30. But I know that Hindi shall be greater when they embrace findings rather than spending all their times worshipping me.

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Religion / Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otem4eartum: 11:38am On Aug 27, 2016
CHAPTER TWELVE

1. Now when the gods had made much findings, they knew that at the time when God first opened his eyes into the physicality, there occurred a Big Bang. And when they had made calculations, they knew that it was some billions of years back, which was about three times the age of the sun.
2. And the gods said, why did Tactilus say that the sun was the second brightest light inside God? Then Odin said, he said so because it was so.
3. Then some said, but we have seen thousands of stars which are brighter than the sun already? Then Odin replied, saying, Knoliud who is the fleshy representation of the greatest light of God had told me that the Annox itself had fractured into countless other lights which are all brighter than the sun like the Annox itself.
4. And each of the stars made by the Annox is greater than the sun in luminosity and some are even greater in sizes than the sun.
5. Now when all the gods had observed, they said, when Reverad left us all in the Alkervum Auriem to explode himself so that he could fill up the then empty universe, there was also a very Big Bang.
6. And when he returned, he said that he had lost his memory to the impact of the bang. And the appearance which he had was changed from that time onward in the flesh. Why is this so?
7. Then Miklas said, I observe that God himself changes his appearance at all times. For when he made his body to explode, he did it so that he could attain another level. And he released the content of himself to the universe, even his own memory.
8. This is the selfless love of God, which has now filled up the whole spiritual abodes. For the love felt in all the spiritual abodes are so great that we could not express them as they are.
9. The memory of God is unconditional Love. For no one shall offer his memory to fill up the emptiness of the universe except himself loves the universe. This did Reverad our father do for us. And he returned to us.
10. Now all the sons of God began to love God the more when they had discovered this.
11. Now the gods said, why do we use our mouths to speak in this place? But in the Anyxstens, we do not speak with our mouths but with our brains?
12. Then Wondjina said, when we appear like flesh, shall we not put the flesh to use? But when we appear in the soul, then the central organ of the soul does all things.
13. The brain is the organ of the soul, therefore we speak with our brains in the Anysxtens and in all other abodes which are spiritual.
14. Now again, all the sons of God said, the first bang was made when Reverad first opened his eyes to create the physical universe, and the second Big Bang came when Reverad made himself to explode. And he also made his inner memory, which is Love, to explode.
15. And the inner memory of God diffused and we did not know where it went.
16. Then Freish said, when the explosion of God happened, we did feel a very great sensation of Love come into our head rather than a frightful sensation.
17. And the Love was of an unimaginable taroka. Could that be the memory of God which diffused out of his head at the time of the second Big Bang?
18. Now all the homos began to reason. And they said, when we lie to sleep before the second Big Bang, we do not feel as if we are loved. But since the time after the big bang, our sleeps were always filled with love and Sweet Dreams.
19. Then the gods made some deep findings and said eventually, the memory of God is the love we do feel in the spiritual realm. And the Love of God are in our imaginations.
20. Now a god said, all the afterlifes which we have made by the powers of our imaginations are filled with love, except for the imaginations of some gods which are filled with hatred and torture.
21. For we have found the imagination of Nymphidis and it was filled with heat.
22. Now Eartum laughed and said, how shall the imagination of Nymphidis not be filled with heat when he has experienced the heat himself for a thousand years? For the bottomless pit which he dug in the physical earth, he fell in there, to the core of it. And he became numb for a thousand years, watching as the core of the earth burnt him.
23. And all the things which he dreamt of was fire while he was in the fire itself. So did his imagination build a huge fire for him. And that shall also be his afterlife. But I take pity on those who shall submit themselves to him. For they are ignorant of his craftiness.
24. And they worship him, knowing not what he has in store for them.
25. Now Ephradite said, I have also seen the paradise which Nymphidis had tried hard to build in the cloud but failed. For Nymphidis was so foolish to have thought that he could build a paradise in the cloud in those days. For when he saw how the cloud was hung above the earth, he thought that he would make also a home there.
26. And when Nimshi began to make a tower which could enter the cloud, Nymphidis fought hard and killed Nimshi, because he did not want the homos to discover his lies.
27. Now Eartum said, O Ephradite, I have also seen the paradise of Nymphidis. And it is the smallest of all afterlifes formed by the imaginations of the gods. For even the afterlife of the hunting gods is bigger than the paradise of Nymphidis a thousand times.
28. And the paradise of Nymphidis does not have more than a space to contain only six hundred and sixty six homos which served him day and night. And these ones shall he select by his own discretion.
29. And the rest of them shall he cast into his other afterlife which is the fire you have seen. Even the gate which leads to his paradise is so small that it would be hard for his worshippers to enter in.
30. But the fire which he has made has the potential of enlarging itself to contain all his worshippers who made mistakes while they were serving him on earth.
31. Now when Chia heard it, he shook his head and said, Satan has deceived the people, calling himself a god. And it shall take only the light of the Almighty God to strike their brains one day and take them away from worshipping Satan, whom they also called Yahweh, the god who is filled with jealousy.
Religion / Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otem4eartum: 11:22am On Aug 27, 2016
Tabioth
CHAPTER ELEVEN
1. The earth has been almost void of the sons of God, for many had returned to the place of the Almighty God, Reverad. Now when some of the gods sought for both the Alkervum Auriem and the Anyxstens, they did not see them.
2. And Eartum met some gods in space. And they asked him, saying, where are the places of our God? We have searched for a long time, but we could not locate them anymore.
3. And Eartum said, the Alkervum Auriem and the Anyxstens are in us now. For our God did not make them physical even at the beginning, but we did perceive them a physical state before, when we were with our God.
4. Now, know this, all you gods; we create our own place where we shall be. And this we can do by our own imaginations. For God is in us, and God is us.
5. Now Euchlydes said, the world which is physical and all the planets which go round the sun are the imaginations of Reverad and himself lives in all materials. And Reverad has left us with choice, therefore think where you want to be, and you shall be there.
6. Now some of the gods said, if it is by thinking, then where shall be our place? And while they spoke, some of them found themselves in the places they had imagined. And some saw themselves in some places where grasses glittered and many animals lay still.
7. And they went hunting after the animals for fun. And they fed on the animals which they had gathered, but the ones which they had fed upon did they see again alive. And the air of the hunting place was filled with love.
8. Now also, some gods saw themselves in some places where great houses were made. And the lights beamed upon them with love. And no heat came from the light. And they did not know tiredness or pains in all the places.
9. And so it happened that all the gods found themselves in the places they had wished for themselves. And Eartum took some of them around, saying, we create our own places of abode. That is the life beyond the material life.
10. Life here is immaterial and we live by choice in any places. Now Eartum said, whatever we have created, which has the brain in its head can never die forever. And they also have the power to choose their afterlife.
11. But our God has granted that in the physicals worlds, they shall live and die and then live and then die forever. Now when they are dead forever in the world, where else shall they live forever?
12. They shall indeed live forever in the places where they have chosen for themselves to live after death, but only if they have not submitted their souls to us. For when any living being submits his soul to another, then he whose soul has been submitted to another does not have control over his own afterlife.
13. For he shall spend his own afterlife in the place where his superior shall choose for him. And Eartum said, the Chumorld and the Clumoids are the two other material worlds. And the homos who did not choose to return to earth after their first death shall be in the Chumorld and in the Clumoids for their second life.
14. And they shall die also in that place and then live forever in their afterlife while they shall live no more in the material worlds.
15. Now, when Eartum was still speaking with the sons of God, Chaleb and Ephradite came and said, Eartum, we have found so much which no one had seen.
16. And Eartum said, when shall you return to your lands on earth, brothers?
17. Then Ephradite said, for what purpose should I return to the earth? Where is the pleasure on earth when the pleasures in the outside world is great in magnitude and immeasurable? I have vowed, saying, I shall no more return to the earth.
18. Now Eartum said, what have you found, O Ephradite? Shall we see that which you have found? Then Ephradite and Chaleb led about a hundred and three gods far deep into the limitless universe. And they found a star and five rings around it, which orbited it.
19. And Eartum said, we have found to know the age of God but we could not. And I know that we shall find it forever. For at the beginning of our consciousness, we thought that the sun was the first organ in the body of God.
20. But we have seen millions of bodies which are more aged than the sun itself. Why is it that Tactilus did not tell us everything about God? Now Chimides said, if we know everything about God, how shall we be out here to find him more?
21. Now Vishinus, who had also joined himself with the sons of God, said, while we search to know more about God, the homos we made on earth are searching day and night to know more about us.
22. This is the sweetness of life. For without all these, how shall life be interesting?
23. Now Eartum said, I have heard that Nymphidis has returned from the interior of the earth where he was. Now the troubles of the world and its confusion shall be made great. And the brains of the homos shall be easily exploited if they worship him.
24. But those who do findings shall know that he is not whom he said he is to them. And they shall turn around to make their brains greater than his brain. And they shall leave his worship.
25. For many homos on earth did think that we gods are the creators of the earth. And they did not know that there are many worlds, which are all made by Reverad our father when the big bang occurred.
26. Now An said, who did connect to the earth lately? And Enki said, I did. And An said, what has befallen Mesoposh? Then Enki said, Mesoposh has split so much now. And the seat of power does belong to Midis and Persia.
27. Now when Chimedes heard it, he said, I have not thought that Midis which I made would come near power; for I only made few homos there before I departed the earth. And the continent did not belong to me at the beginning.
28. Now when the gods had checked the star, they knew that it was made before the sun. And they said, we cannot know the year when God came to being. For this star is about two times as old as the date of the big bang which formed the substances of the universe.
29. And Ra said, if this star is older than the big bang which formed the content of the universe, then how shall we know the age of God?
30. And Wodam said, Tactilus did tell us that God did live in an inner universe which was his own spiritual life until a time when he opened his eyes into the physical universe.
31. Now when Eartum heard it, he said, if so, then the spiritual universe must be older than the physical universe.
32. And the product of the inner thought of God must have been the physical universe which he saw when he flashed his eyes open.
33. Now Chuku said, why can we not settle to know the time exactly when God flashed his eyes open? For we know that the flashing of the eyes of God open is what created this physical universe.
34. Now Lorki said, why did Tactilus say to us that he did not know whether he created the universe or he is created by the universe?
35. Then Eartum said, I have asked Knoliud this thing also, and he had said to me that Revered himself made Tactilus speak so, because he had locked many of the parts of his memory when he puts them inside Tactilus, such that Tactilus could not access all the memories of God.
36. But when Tactilus returned into God, all the memories can be accessed by God himself and we cannot know all about him in the next ten billions of years.
Religion / Re: Where Is 4EVERGOD, AKA NAIJADEYHIA? The Guy Who Said He has Raised The Dead. by otem4eartum: 7:20pm On Aug 07, 2016
4everGod:


oh Yes he claimed to have the cure for cancer and AIDS. Oya otem if you have cured 2 fictitious people from adult bedwetting via erectioniasis (LOL) show us the people you have cured from cancer and AIDS.

Otem the liar. Your full moniker is [size=15pt]Otemanuduno[/size] but when you remove [size=15pt]manuduno[/size] from your full moniker what do you get? You get [size=15pt]OTE[/size]

[size=15pt]OTE IS VERNACULAR FOR MUMU[/size]. Even your moniker berates you.
At the Bolded, you are a liar. Let me lecture you. In science, it starts from idea, then series of experiments would be carried out which will take years. Then finally, scientists can then call it a SOLUTION if it works out.


[size=22pt]What I say is that I HAVE AN IDEA. THE IDEA WILL BE WRITTEN IN THE DOCTUFOS AT THE TIME OF ITS PUBLISHING(THAT SHOULD BE 2018). THEN SCIENTISTS WILL WORK ON IT AND THEN... SOLUTION COMES[/size]

Pls don't be in a hurry, okay? THIS WORLD IS ALL ABOUT GRADUAL PROCESSES, NOT SPONTANEOUS. LEMME GO AND HAVE MY MEDITATION FOR NOW, SO THAT I CAN CONTINUE THE DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH. BYE FOR NOW wink

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Religion / Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 5 by otem4eartum: 7:04pm On Aug 07, 2016
4evergod you can fall in and answer questions here. May God shine his light upon your head and give you a thinking brain IN OTEM'S NAME I PRAY grin

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Religion / Re: Pastor Alfred Ndlovu Dies Following 30 Days Dry Fasting To Beat Jesus Christ by otem4eartum: 11:51pm On Aug 06, 2016
samuelson06:


Only with faith can you do greater things than Jesus and faith is not imitation. The man here should have known better. Don't blame Jesus please.
Have you done greater thing than your fictional Jesus since you have been born? Oh! Maybe you didn't have faith as big as the mustard seed which can move mountain abi? undecided
Religion / Re: Pastor Alfred Ndlovu Dies Following 30 Days Dry Fasting To Beat Jesus Christ by otem4eartum: 10:17pm On Aug 02, 2016
kenonze:
Lol.

If actually the pastor did it for the sake of Beating Jesus record, He will meet his maker in bottmless pit of fire.
However if he did that as mark of sincere worship to our Lord Jesus, He shall be received in paradise

I thought jesus said greater thing than what he does shall you also do. I don't blame him. I rather blame jesus(Eusebius) for lying.
Religion / Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 5 by otem4eartum: 6:40pm On Aug 01, 2016
ebiagtales:
Eartum's falling momentum
6pts
Religion / Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 5 by otem4eartum: 6:36pm On Aug 01, 2016
terrezo2002:
This movie will sell if you remove the name Jehovah.
You can tell him to remove it forcefully if he doesn't like it there. undecided
Religion / Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 5 by otem4eartum: 6:31pm On Aug 01, 2016
KingJahzmineKing:
I've been out 4 gud reason but now am back......Otem pls how can I get my 1k?

Send ur bank acct detail to Otem2016@gmail.com
Religion / Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 5 by otem4eartum: 10:35am On Aug 01, 2016
5. What made the head of the fish to be ripped off?
Religion / Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 5 by otem4eartum: 10:30am On Aug 01, 2016
keandre:
war

9pts
Religion / Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 5 by otem4eartum: 10:28am On Aug 01, 2016
4. 4. What shall be a perpetual thing in the land of the god of Peace?
Religion / Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 5 by otem4eartum: 10:22am On Aug 01, 2016
keandre:
Nymphidis
6pts
Religion / Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 5 by otem4eartum: 10:20am On Aug 01, 2016
3. Who created an atmosphere of evil?
Religion / Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 5 by otem4eartum: 10:13am On Aug 01, 2016
keandre:
murmoh
3pts
Religion / Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 5 by otem4eartum: 10:12am On Aug 01, 2016
2. Who did no findings at all?
Religion / Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 5 by otem4eartum: 10:11am On Aug 01, 2016
ebiagtales:
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Religion / Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 5 by otem4eartum: 9:58am On Aug 01, 2016
Rockyrascal:
please what's the name of this movie,and how can I watch it?

Sorry it's not a movie. Try harder next time.

Question 1:

When did the sons of God exist with respect to the big bang? Before or after?
Religion / Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 5 by otem4eartum: 8:55am On Aug 01, 2016
Read these and get prepared for questions from it.

BELLORUM
CHAPTER ONE

1. The age of the universe is unknown by no one because Reverad and it co-exists.

2. But the universe has no planet in it when it was formed.

3. And some billions of years away from now did Reverad make a bang to occur, which brought the planets and many other bodies to life.

4. The sons of God exists before the bang, because Reverad made them before any other thing.

5. Now the priests (sons of God) were instructed to make findings of all the things made by Reverad the God of the universe.

6. And they made their findings in different planets.

7. And seven sons of God made their findings on earth. Their names are Jehovah (Nymphidis), Chimides, Euchlydes, Eartum, Chaleb, Largas and Ephradite. But Murmoh,which could have been the eighth did no findings at all.

8. These were of great stature and broad visions. For they can see as large as a whole city at once.

9. And they have sights that can see things which were billions of times smaller than the smallest thing the eyes of the homos could see.

10. So also are their ears very sensitive.

11. Now Jehovah was he who began to create an atmosphere of evil, altering peace while himself was regarded as peace.

12. And his warring strength waxed stronger than that of all the sons of God. This strength did he get through his cleverness.

13. But the more clever he becomes, the less wise he also becomes.

14. And when his cleverness has grown to a huge height, his foolishness became highly conspicuous even among the homos which he has created. But he claimed that his foolishness is wiser than the wisdom of even all the other sons of God and the homos.

15. And Jehovah adopted a son whom he called his Only Begotten Son.

16. And in the land of Jehovah, the author of peace so-called, the greatest number of war was recorded and shall be also recorded in the next world to come. For war shall be a perpetual thing in the land of the god of peace.

17. And at the time of the great bang exists only one female whose name is Earthus. And the earth was named after her by the seven sons of God.

18. Now there arose a great fight among the sons of God over Earthus, the only female soul.

19. Jehovah got her and she was his wife until the time he gave her up to be the wives of all the other sons of God also.

20. This did Jehovah do to make every living soul think that he is an advocate of peace.

21. But when Earthus went with Eartum into the moon to play love therein, Jehovah stirred up the other sons of God to fight against them.

23. Now when they returned from the moon, Jehovah and the other sons of God sent Earthus away from the earth, whose dominion was given to her by Domino Reverad himself during the great bang.

24. But Eartum did not forsake Earthus. And he made her to dwell with him in the oceans.

25. Then a time came when the homos in the land of Murmoh began to have redness of eyes. And they blamed it on Eartum and Earthus who went to the moon and returned.

26. For they said, Eartum and Earthus brought the fire of the moon into our eyes.

27. Now they came after them to punish them and kill them.

28. And they found Earthus outside the ocean already in labour. Then Jehovah commanded his dragon to devour the son that would be born of Earthus for Eartum.

29. For Knoliud the knowledge of God had himself declared that Apollyon shall be the name of the unborn child who shall rule the world with a rod of iron, punishing the people of the land of Jehovah for a time, times and half a time.

30. And a time came that Jehovah went a-hunting for Earthus again, because in his first hunt, she escaped narrowly with her son by the help of Eartum.

31. Now Eartum and Earthus had returned to the ocean where they inhabited. And Jehovah went in a big ship made of gopher wood.

32. And they got Earthus but Eartum pulled her back with all his strength. Then was she dissected. Her waist down to her legs went apart from her torso and her hands.

33. And Jehovah hung the body of Earthus on a tree to kill her, but Eartum came for her and in a twinkling of an eye they had escaped to the moon.

34. Then after some years, Earthus and Eartum flew back into the ocean by night. And her torso landed into the body of a friendly fish, the phibioses.

35. And the head of the fish was ripped off by the momentum of the falling body of Eartum.

36. And the body of the fish cleaved to the body of Earthus. Thus did she have the tail of fish.

37. And after then, she reproduced, giving birth to children of her kind, having tails of fishes also if they were females.

38. But the males looked like their father, Eartum.
Religion / Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 5 by otem4eartum: 8:44am On Aug 01, 2016
eshietIntrepid:
So how does it affect our lives

Who ask u to make it public, I'm not even sure people like pay tithe at all.

I called it TITHE because I FELT CHEATED BY THE POTBELLIED PASTORS WHEN I WAS STILL SERVING YAHWEH(SATAN). Now instead of giving my money to some thieves monthly to put it in their potbelly, I'd rather give to people like me online and offline. And that's what I am doing.

BTW, does the pastors in churches not also make collection of monies public sometimes? Some even make envelopes and share to church members asking them to raise funds from the public etc. So making this public should not be a concern of anyone.

And BTW, using the word TITHE should not make it seem religious because tithe simply means one-tenth.
Religion / I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 5 by otem4eartum: 8:36am On Aug 01, 2016
Here is the season 5 of the MONTHLY QUIZ COMPETITION BASED ON THE DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH.


March- Season 1

April-Not held due to the resistance posed by the spirit of Eusebius(the writer and compiler of the New Testament doctrine of the Christians who was fighting me hard not to continue the doctrine.

May-season 2
June-=season 3
July- season 4

First takes #10,000 monthly
Second takes #5,000 monthly
Third takes #2,000 monthly
Fourth takes #2,000 monthly
Fifth takes #1,000 monthly

The immediate past winners are :

First: Keandre
Second : Geoworldedu
Thirds: Ebigtales and Tomhagen
Fifth: Kingjahzmineking

Now this is the fifth season:

Nuelzy, Philfearon, Virulent, Edan15, 01mysticdon and all other usual competitors should fall in, because the season 5 is HERE!!!!

Here is the link to the immediate past season: Season 4 https://www.nairaland.com/3200194/paying-20000-tithe-nairalander-not/8#48077145

And here is the link to the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH where questions will come from: https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos
Religion / Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otem4eartum: 8:27am On Aug 01, 2016
All winners should send their account numbers to otem2016@gmail.com
Season 5 begins now.
Crime / Re: 'Pastor' In Imo Who Robs With False Prophesy Arrested by otem4eartum: 8:11am On Aug 01, 2016
HARDDON:
Oh God when wud u just purge these men off this earth n let them cease to call ur name in vain?
When a religion is formulated on the basis of scam, this is what you should expect. Eusebius should be happy right now for this evil(christianity) he brought upon humanity.

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