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Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by OtemAtum: 8:23pm On Mar 18, 2018

dazzlingd:
still following.
somehow some of the myths in this threads are myths I have heard from my people. In my place, they talk of a goddess who reared chickens and used to gift people chicks to rear. The myth has it that the chicks can never be devoured by hawks.
Also, there is another myth that a god once punished a neighbouring village by turning all the inhabitants to stones. Anybody from my place should know these myths

hmm

Christianity Etc › Re: What Does A Thousand Years For Yahweh Look Like In A Cage? by OtemAtum(op): 8:44am On Mar 18, 2018

shadeyinka:
The thread was about "Time" and "My God" whom the title of the thread refers to.

Since my God created time for physical creations, He himself cannot be bound by time.

If I created the PEN, then I cannot be subject to the PEN!

Okay, so you are saying that your god is not subject to time while he is in his spiritual cage. Okay, but it's false, because it is not your god that created time, rather, it is God Almighty(Existence) that created time, therefore your god should be subject to time.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by OtemAtum: 6:55am On Mar 18, 2018

Chapter Twenty-Seven
1. Pais was a female homo sapiens who was born in a land found in the present day France.
2. She was born in the 83,541st year of the homo sapiens era.
3. In her days, there was continuous war in her land and the lands around.
4. The people left the killing od animals for food in those days, choosing to kill fellow human beings of other lands instead.
5. When Pais was a teenager, she began to reason deep. Then she went to the ruler of her land and said, O lord, our land is in continual danger because of invasion right and left.
6. And it has become very hard for children to pass into the youthful age because of killngs here and there.
7. Now my lord, let me go and speak of peace in all the lands around our land. And if they hear my voice, then all these killings will cease.
8. But if they take me and cut me to pieces, then it is a sacrifice which I have made.
9. When the king saw the passion of Pais, he was humbled. Then he said, go and do as you have said. May the gods of the land preserve your life.
10. So Pais went to all the five lands around her land and knelt before their leaders, saying, let the lands be peaceful.
11. When Pais wept, the leaders of the lands were moved to tears also. And they agreed that there should be no more war in all the lands.
12. So the unending wars and killings ceased in the days of Pais. Then she was deified and worshipped for many centuries after.
13. Xelas was a male homo sapiens born in the 84,211th year of the homo sapiens era in a land now found in the country called U.S.A
14. In the days of Xelas, there were many cannibals in the land. Then he gathered many people, saying, let us fight and destroy these cannibals.
15. So Xelas and his warriors fought and killed many of the cannibals of the land. Then the fame of Xelas went far and wide.
16. However, the cannibals of the land did not finish until the day when many natural disasters occurred and wiped off the whole land.
17. Then some years later, some people moved into the land and found it empty of human beings, but only animals and rocks and plants were found there.
18. Then they said, Xelas have indeed turned all the monstrous cannibals and evil demons of the land to rocks and animals.
19. So they worshipped Xelas for many centuries and continued to believe that Xelas did turn the cannibals to rocks and animals.
20. In those days, the people treated the animals with much cruelty, believing that they were formerly cannibals and monsters.
21. They also broke rocks for nothing to show their hatreds for the cannibals of the past.
22. They sacrificed the animals and the broken rocks to Xelas to honour him for bringing a new era to them.
23. Now the worship of Xelas lasted for twenty-one centuries after the earthquakes and volcanic eruptions of those days.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by OtemAtum: 5:35am On Mar 18, 2018*

Chapter Twenty-Six
1. Huang-Ting was a male homo sapiens born in the 78,209th year of the homo sapiens era. He was born in a place now found in the modern day China.
2. He was a digger of ground for treasure and minerals. He was also a mixer of colour in those days.
3. Now the favourite colour of Huang-Ting was yellow. He first discovered it when he found some leaves which had turned yellow.
4. He loved the yellow leaves so much that he always went about to gather them together and lay them down for his mat.
5. Soon, Huang-Ting discovered brimstone. This he set on fire and inhaled carefully. Then he taught some homos how to meditate with the smoke of brimstone.
6. He also used brimstone for the cure of their sicknesses those days.
7. Huang-Ting also mixed animal blood with a green liquid. Then he obtained a yellow colour. These he used to paint his house.
8. Then the people marvelled how he was able to produce a yellow paint. Then they came to obtain yellow paints from him in exchange for their animals, whose blood he used for producing his yellow paint.
9. Now after his death, he was worshipped for twenty-six centuries. Then they attributed everything yellow to him.
10. Babamik was a female homo sapiens born in the 80,121st year of the homo sapiens era in a land now found in a place called New Guinea.
11. Babamik was a very good swimmer in those days. She was the best in it.
12. A day came when there was a sudden volcanic eruption in the land. Then everyone in the land died except Babamik who was swimming when it happened.
13. Then she dwelt alone until some people migrated into the land and wondered when they saw her all alone in the land. Then she taught these people how to swim in the water.
14. And she was made a goddess because of her speed in water.
15. Her worship continued for fifteen generations after her death.
16. Maretkhmakniam was a male homosapiens born in the 81,307th year of the homo sapiens era.
17. He was born in a land located in the modern day Brazil.
18. Maretkhmakniam loved to tell stories about the moon, rain, wind and thunder.
19. Whenever he had gathered the people together at night and told them these stories, they dreamt and found themselves flying, because their emotions had been lifted by the stories which he told them.
20. Then they said, Maretkhmakniam is a great god. Then they worshipped him in his lifetime and when he had died.
21. Then his worship lasted for twelve centuries after his death.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by OtemAtum: 5:35am On Mar 18, 2018*

Chapter Twenty-Five
1. Agasaya was a female homo sapiens born in the 77,513th year of the homo sapiens era, in a land around the river called Idigna.
2. In those days, the people dwelling in the lands of Nippur, Adab and Mari formed a confederacy and came against the land where Agasaya dwelt.
3. Then the ruler of the land said, we will surrender to them or else they will take us and destroy us because they are more than us.
4. When Agasaya heard the confession of the ruler of the land, she went to him and said, why have you decided to sell the land to our enemies?
5. Why are you not brave enough to face these people? Now hear, O Akshak, hear. I will lead the women of the land and we will conquer these enemies.
6. But get the men ready and do whatever you want to do only after we women have failed.
7. So Akshak the ruler of the land permitted Agasaya to do as she wished. Then she gathered all the women and damsels of the land, saying, let us go now and use the power of women to conquer these people.
8. Then she counted everyone of them and they were four hundred and two altogether.
9. Now Agasaya fetched poisonous weeds and went with food also. Then they met the warriors of the three lands.
10. And Agasaya said, we are from Ukkut, the land which is an enemy to the land of Akshak.
11. We have heard that you are going to destroy the land of Akshak which is our arch-enemy.
12. So our king have sent us to you so that we could take care of you in every aspect. Then you will have strength to fight the battle.
13. When the people heard what Agasaya had said, they believed her. So they took the women, three men to one woman and played with them.
14. Then while they rested, Agasaya and her colleagues cooked food which the men would eat. Then they poisoned the food and served the men.
15. But their own portion was not poisoned. So the men of Nippur, Adab and Mari ate the food and died, one after the other.
16. Then Agasaya said, cut off their heads, for we shall take these heads to Akshak and show them to the ruler.
17. For by so doing alone shall we be believed. So Agasaya and her counterparts did so, bringing the heads of the warriors to Akshak.
18. Then the people fell down and worshipped the women, saying, they have done what even the men could not do.
19. After this, Agasaya fought many other wars and conquered. And she ruled the land of Akshak after the death of its ruler.
20. Then she was deified and worshipped, even till forty centuries after her death.

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Does A Thousand Years For Yahweh Look Like In A Cage? by OtemAtum(op): 5:27am On Mar 18, 2018

GoodMuyis:
EPIC

hahaha

What's funny in his post? Does it even relate with what the thread is talking about? I am stunned at your sense of humour grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Does A Thousand Years For Yahweh Look Like In A Cage? by OtemAtum(op): 5:26am On Mar 18, 2018

shadeyinka:
It just means that God is not subject to time

Do you understand what the thread is all about at all? Yes, God Almighty, the creator of Allah, Yahweh, etc is not subject to time, but that is not what this thread is all about. cool

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by OtemAtum: 4:33am On Mar 18, 2018

Chapter Twenty-Four
1. Fan-Kuei was a homo sapiens born in the 77,216th year of the homo sapiens era in a land now found in China.
2. In those days, Fan-Kuei observed how the people cut their meat and he was not satisfied.
3. For most of the time, they used their strength to tear meat apart rather than using tools.
4. And some used stone tools to break meat apart such that the meat became too soft.
5. When Fan-Kuei began to think, he had an idea, because he had heard that there were some different species of homos who lived on earth earlier.
6. So Fan-Kuei said, I will go about to find tools used by these past people. So he began to excavate many strange places.
7. Then after two years, he found buried knives, cutlasses and all manner of farm tools.
8. Then he began to hunt with them. And Fan-Kuei began to cut meat into the exact sizes which he wanted, but no one knew with what tools he did so.
9. He also cut meat into very small chunks and sharpened sticks which he passed through them. Then he roasted the meat.
10. Now Fan-Kuei received many meats from the people, saying, help us to cut our meat into the required sizes.
11. And they gave him portions of their meat as sacrifices.
12. Now when Fan-Kuei was old, he taught the people how to butcher the meat. And he said, go about to excavate the strange places and the heaps.
13. Then if you see knives, cutlasses and other tools, take them and use them for this purpose.
14. So many excavators began to arise in those days in the lands, digging and breaking rocks, for some tools were also found between rocks.
15. So Fan-Kuei was worshipped for twenty-two centuries because it was he who began a decent butchering in the lands.
16. Jowangsin was a homo sapiens born in the 77,513th year of the homo sapiens era in a land now found in the modern day Korea.
17. In those days, the people had begun to raise tents in which they lived. When many tents began to get burnt because of carelessness while roasting meet, Jowangsin designed a hearth with clay.
18. And he made walls with clay so that the fire would not get out of the hearth to burn the tent.
19. When the people saw what Jowangsin had done, they began to seek her assistance to do the same for them.
20. So Jowangsin built hearths for many in those days. Then she gave instructions concerning the things which should be done in the hearth and what should not be done.
21. Then the people offered her food daily, such that she did not lack food all through her life, herself and her family.
22. Then she was worshipped for thirty-one centuries after her death.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by OtemAtum: 4:06am On Mar 18, 2018

Chapter Twenty-Three
1. Whope was a female homo sapiens born in a land now found in the modern day U.S.A in the 72,419th year of the homo sapiens era.
2. In those days, Whope set herself aside from others and went to the beach. There she meditated daily.
3. When Whope had frequently meditated, she began to collect different kinds of materials.
4. She collected bamboo, leaves, stones, water, sea shells and many other materials.
5. In all, Whope gathered five hundred and twelve materials in the land. Then she attached meaning to each material she had collected.
6. The cowry represented female fertility, the leaves represented good will, fertile land, happiness, satisfaction and many other virtues, depending on the type of leaf.
7. The bamboo stick represented peace, the horns represented music while the hooves of horses represented speed.
8. In those days, the people learnt the symbolic language of Whope and deified her.
9. Then her worship lasted for thirteen centuries after her death.
10. Windigo was a male homo sapiens born in the 75,019th year of the homo sapiens era in a land now found in the modern day Canada.
11. When Windigo was born, he showed extreme fierceness, using his nails to tear the skins of the people who took care of her.
12. When his first teeth came out, he began to bite them fiercely until his parents took him and dumped him in a forest after he had bitten a little puppy to death.
13. When Windigo was in the forest, some apes found him and took care of him.
14. Then he grew up among them, knowing how to climb trees, jump from one tree to the other and do all manner of stunts.
15. Now when some hunters entered the bush to kill the apes, they avoided shooting Windigo because they thought that he had human mimd.
16. But he took them by surprise and killed them for food, until the forest was well feared by the people.
17. When a woman went into the forest, Windigo forced her into sex such that she became pregnant. Then she had babies for Windigo.
18. These babies were raised with a ferocious mentality. When they began to grow up, they went into the villages and killed people for food.
19. Then priests arose, saying, Windigo is a spirit who has many offsprings.
20. So they made sacrifices to appease Windigo and his offsprings, but the attacks did not cease all the days of Windigo and after.
21. For thw children of Windigo mated with one another in the forest until they became very many.
22. Now any child who had suddenly become violent in the lands was believed to have been possessed with the spirit of Windigo.
23. And such was taken to the forest and dumped there.
24. So the people talked about Windigo with fear and respect for seventeen centuries before the people of the land went extinct by migration, death and continuous famine.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists Are Fools by OtemAtum: 4:05am On Mar 18, 2018

superhumanist:
I have reported this thread and it is unfair that it is still up since you made the comment.

We wouldnt say "muslims are fools" and neither would we say "christians are fools". This thread should be close

Seun, lalasticlala, mynd44.

Mods, please do the right thing before men starts creating vengeful threads. That the ignorant people of 1C.E said this nonsense doesn't mean that we the enlightened ones should keep reiterating it.

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists Are Fools by OtemAtum: 3:15am On Mar 18, 2018

This thread should be closed because it doesn't make any sense. Can anybody open a thread with the topic 'Christians are fools' and would not get banned? Mods, Seun, Lalasticlala, pls look into the matter. cool

Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Religion Of God by OtemAtum(op): 2:46am On Mar 18, 2018

johnw74:
to keep oneself unstained from the world

to keep oneself from being polluted by the world

refusing to let the world corrupt you

How can that be done, pls?

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors Are All Scammers {yahoomen} by OtemAtum: 7:35pm On Mar 17, 2018

blackpanthar:
brother... didnt u know that IMAMS/ALHAJI's are herbalists? bro dont be an antichrist o

So because Imams are herbalists according to you, it nullifies the facts that pastors are scammers? By the way, what concerns me with herbalists and imams? Do I practice their religion?

Christianity Etc › Re: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by OtemAtum(op): 12:23pm On Mar 17, 2018

Goodmuyis where art thou? Any more contest?

Christianity Etc › Re: Yahweh Is Still In His Spiritual Cage by OtemAtum(op): 12:22pm On Mar 17, 2018

It's been a while

Christianity Etc › Re: Does God Almighty Punish People? by OtemAtum(op): 12:20pm On Mar 17, 2018

Hmm

Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Religion Of God by OtemAtum(op): 12:19pm On Mar 17, 2018

johnw74:
Jas 1:27 Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world.

To keep himself unspotted from the world? Pls what does that mean?

Christianity Etc › Re: The Genealogy Of Otem/Ebira History: For Blueangel444/Aadoiza To See by OtemAtum(op): 12:17pm On Mar 17, 2018

Where is Blueagent444?

Christianity Etc › Re: The Forces Of Yahweh Against Mother Earth Millions Of Years Back by OtemAtum(op): 12:15pm On Mar 17, 2018

Read and understand

Christianity Etc › Re: How Large Is God Almighty by OtemAtum(op): 12:13pm On Mar 17, 2018

Bam!!!

Christianity Etc › Re: How Atheists Feel On Nairaland; Part Two by OtemAtum: 12:02pm On Mar 17, 2018

JackBizzle:
1) When a religious person tells us about a miracle that they witnessed;

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4352086_imagesearch1476368892567_jpeg933ea68305cdba2e5e7f2a1df506dbce

I have missed, pls link to part 1 abeg. It must be fun all the way.

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Does A Thousand Years For Yahweh Look Like In A Cage? by OtemAtum(op): 11:59am On Mar 17, 2018

terrezo2002:
Enjoy your boredom bro

Thanks, but I'm surprised that my boredom gets to you. It gives you a run for your money grin

Happy Boredom Day cool

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by OtemAtum(op): 11:57am On Mar 17, 2018*

Originalkalokalo, one thing I will never do is to say what is not true about any of these gods. I can't tell you that Yahweh laughed when he didn't. I reveal, the gods themselves recorded what I am revealing. Yahweh himself knows that I am saying the truth. Peace cool

Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by OtemAtum: 11:11am On Mar 17, 2018

Chapter Twenty-Two
1. Grannus was a male homo sapiens born in the 69,729th year of the homo sapiens era.
2. In those days, Grannus called upon all the gods of the land for healing, because he had pains on his chest.
3. When he did not receive healing, he was amazed, saying, are the gods dead or asleep?
4. Where is the healing of our ancestors? Where is the wonder of the powerful? Where goes the potency of the gods?
5. Are the gods dead or asleep that they cannot hear my prayers? Are they deaf that they could npt answer?
6. When Grannus received no answer, he was filled with a very strong emotion of sadness and disappointment such that he lost consciousness and found himself in another realm.
7. There, Apollo appeared to him an said, you have come here when your time is not up.
8. Then Grannus said, who are you? Then Apollo said, I am Apollo, one of the ancestors whom your world have deified?
9. When Grannus asked for help from Apollo, he said, every species helps itself. This is the universal law.
10. The healing you need can be found in the natural things in your world, so go and find it out for yourself.
11. Try many things, songs, dances, herbs, water and all manner of things and make observations. But do not go to any priest for prayers, because prayers are mere human wishes.
12. When Grannus awoke from his trance, he marvelled. Then he began to go everywhere to try everything, perhaps he would have healing for his chest pain.
13. He made herbal concoctions and opened his mouth wide while the wind blew.
14. He breathed in and out in different postures and rhythms. He sang songs and danced, drank water early in the morning and late at night, but his problem remained with him.
15. When Grannus was fed up with trying, he said, I will now give up. So he went to a spring and lay beneath the pouring water, so that he could drink in excess and die in the water.
16. When Grannus had done so, his belly was filled up and he lost consciousness.
17. Then he awoke and found himself beneath someone who pressured his belly to get water out.
18. Then Grannus survived and began to feel easy, having no pain at all in his chest after two days.
19. Now Grannus wondered how the healing came about, so he went to take some mineral water from the spring.
20. When he fed it to a sick person, the person got better. So Grannus began to do healing with tasty water from the spring.
21. Then the people began to worship him as the god of healing, because he did healing with water.
22. Then Grannus made the people to worship Apollo who had been lomg forgotten in the land.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Homo Sapiens, See Your Histories by OtemAtum(op): 10:46am On Mar 17, 2018

realmindz:
and you have never wondered that of all names to choose for himself, it is largas...Oya largas, come and meditate and remember your past. I will be more interested in the battle against yahweh of the bottomless pit

You're cracking me up this morning. For this reason, I will be posting 10 Doctufos posts. tongue

Christianity Etc › The Laughter Of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver by OtemAtum(op): 10:29am On Mar 17, 2018

Doctufos: 11. I am the deceiver, ha, ha, ha, ha. The jealous one, ha, ha, ha, ha. The consuming fire, ha, ha, ha, ha. I am the greatest deceiver.
12. I am the intolerant one, ha, ha, ha, ha. The unforgiving being, ha, ha, ha, ha. The nightmares of their heads, ha, ha, ha, ha. I am the most intolerant one.
13. My food is worship, ha, ha, ha, ha. I bath in the water of deception, ha, ha, ha, ha. I swim in the pool of lies, ha, ha, ha, ha. My food is abundant worship.
14. Who can surpass my prophets in lies? ha, ha, ha, ha. And who can beat my priests to propaganda? ha, ha, ha, ha. Which being is as cunning as me? ha, ha, ha, ha. There's none like me in deception.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Homo Sapiens, See Your Histories by OtemAtum(op): 10:20am On Mar 17, 2018

realmindz:
have you never thought for once that largas could be a reincarnate of the ancient largas who is yet to discover himself

Lol. It has never occurred to me o. You know I believe on coincidence, so I'm thinking it's a coincidence cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors Are All Scammers {yahoomen} by OtemAtum: 9:41am On Mar 17, 2018

blackpanthar:
why is no one speaking about FAKE HERBALISTS, IMMAMS, ALHAJI'S...... this world is useless. Selective Criticism is simply HYPOCRISY.

I think it's because scammers are more pastor than herbalists. You hardly see a herbalist's shrine, but you see twenty pastors' church(scam factories) within a few strides.

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Does A Thousand Years For Yahweh Look Like In A Cage? by OtemAtum(op): 9:37am On Mar 17, 2018

terrezo2002:
This comedian Otem is now boring these days.

O, what a pity for him cool

Is it your boring?
grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Does A Thousand Years For Yahweh Look Like In A Cage? by OtemAtum(op): 2:32am On Mar 17, 2018

geoworldedu:
Yahweh will see hell in your prison, Otem

It's not a hell, it's a cage.

Christianity Etc › Re: DISCUSSION: YHWH (jewish) And Enki (epic Of Gilgamesh) Who Is Older? by OtemAtum: 12:21am On Mar 17, 2018

godisgood200:
Lolzzzz. But we can verify theirs, but yours? It's only in your head.

Those who will verify mine are people living around me. Do you live around me?

By the way, if you can verify theirs with a year gap of 2000 years apart, then those who will verify mine will be here in 2000 years to come too. It's always like that. One person must first be given the information, then others will start receiving same information on and on.

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Christianity Etc › Re: DISCUSSION: YHWH (jewish) And Enki (epic Of Gilgamesh) Who Is Older? by OtemAtum: 11:32pm On Mar 16, 2018

godisgood200:
Oh. But you are alive today and have the information about soctofus. Where did you get it from?

Quoting a great mind here (Muttlelaff i think), 'lies runs sprints, but truths runs marathons.

Only you in the entire Universe have info about doctofus.

Going by your threads, i was hoping you'd really sieze this opportunity and talk about what you spend so much time all by yourself talking.

Mohammed got it from Allah.
Moses got it from Yahweh(So they say)
I am getting it from ATUM, the god of truth.

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