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Originakalokalo:
God asked for animal sacrifice,
Yet he is the Creator of them all.

God asks for my money, and I will give it.
If I have more, I will give more and more.
A greatful heart is a heart that gives.

If this Earth as big as it is, can be suspended and sustained in empty space,

He is indeed a great God
Anything he ask me, I will give.

If Yahweh asks you to sacrifice your child to him, will you do that?

Horus:
God Is Broke. The omnipotent god is so broke that he need your money every Sunday at church.

A scamming holy ghost!

God is omniscient, omnipotent, omnitemporal but he is broke and he need your paycheck

God is broke, So pay up while you can or you'll end up in hell

If you say that Yahweh is broke, I would have agreed with you, but saying God is broke, it is a no no no. God Almighty who created Yahweh has never demanded money from humans, it's the priests of Yahweh, in the bid to enrich their pockets, who are demanding money from the sheep.

chuksjuve:
I know it can be a Nigerian church
But aren't we taking God for granted with our pettiness?

God have mercy

What is the business of God who created Yahweh, Allah, etc with our pettiness? God doesn't care about our petty behaviours? Maybe the gods like Yahweh and Allah cares sha.

Chapter Thirty-One
1. Muyingwa was a homo sapiens who
discovered himself in a place now occupied by
the Hopi tribe in America.
2. When Muyingwa had come down the hill, he
was first noticed by a female homo sapiens.
3. Now Muyingwa crafted images with wood and
the female homo sapiens named Joara loved the
images.
4. Now she asked him to make more of the
images and Muyingwa did so.
5. Now Muyingwa named each image he made
and he told stories about each of them, claiming
that they had all actually existed in the past.
6. Now these are the names of the images made
by Muyingwa;

Chapter Thirty-One 1. Muyingwa was a homo sapiens who discovered himself in a place now occupied by the Hopi tribe in America. 2. When Muyingwa had come down the hill, he was first noticed by a female homo sapiens. 3. Now Muyingwa crafted images with wood and the female homo sapiens named Joara loved the images. 4. Now she asked him to make more of the images and Muyingwa did so. 5. Now Muyingwa named each image he made and he told stories about each of them, claiming that they had all actually existed in the past. 6. Now these are the names of the images made by Muyingwa;

kullozone:
Okay, thank you. I'll try to complete the DOCTUFOS for better understanding.

You're welcome.

Chapter Twenty-Two 1. I met five of my brothers in a planet they named Kubret. They were desperately in search of diamond which they would use to make a satellite. They had gone to four planets searching for diamond already. 2. I joined them in their search. We gathered enough diamond after two years and made a satellite. The satellite was launched to move around a planet where I found about two hundred of my brothers. 3. They called the satellite Abuno, which was the place where they used as their abode. The Abuno was very developed. Many inventions had been made in it. The shoes which they wore on the planet could propel them to a flight. 4. The clothes they wore could change colour and also set itself into vibration to remove every stain and dust upon it. The entire floor of the Abuno planet was glassy. All the gods in the planet did one thing or the other to improve it. 5. Eye glasses were invented so that we could see more than five hundred types of radiations, for normally, we could only see within a hundred rays compared to our homos who could only see within a single ray, which is the normal light rays. 6. Now when our scope of vision had been widened, we saw many rays which we could not see initially. Then we saw many things hiding in those rays that we could not see before. However, we could pass through those rays. 7. The things we called tasteless began to have tastes and the things we called odorless began to have smells. Our skins became more sensitive to touch and our ears could hear ten times better, all because of the glasses which we wore on our faces. 8. We could tell the overall smells of each planet we visited. Some of them had sweet smells overall while some had repulsive smells overall, these which we could not percieve without the devices. The Kubret had the smell of wine. 9. When I tasted the air in the Kubret, it was highly bitter. I had to spit it out, but my spittle scattered and began to float. The consciousness of the planet was ten times lower than the consciousness of the earth. 10. The snap of our fingers produced sparks which we could not notice without our devices. With the sparks produced, we made fire, wave currents, microsignals and many other things. 11. We also discovered that we were surrounded with tepex all over space. Some of my brothers specialised in the gathering of tepex which they saw in space, because such is the material with which the homos and the animals were made as well as ourselves. 12. In the Abuno, a device was made to travel a million times faster than the speed of light. It could only transport anything which is in its light form, therefore we had to be changed to our light form before fitting ourselves into it to be transported. 13. We left the surface of the Kubret with the machine which travelled with a speed greater than the speed of light. We headed for the sol of the planet to study it. When we have done a thorough study of the sol of the Kubret planet, we headed back to the surface of the planet. 14. Now we discovered that the exact appearance of the light we studied earlier in the sol was what we just began to see while we were back on tbe the planet Kubret. I have noticed this before while I was on earth many years ago, so I suggested to them all that we actually saw the light earlier while we were in the sol's interior. 15. Then they all agreed with me that it is like seeing the past of any planet whenever anyone was looking at a planet very far away. 16. I developed a device to probe into the past of many planets. I tracked the earth and beamed my probing machine towards it. Then I began to see happenings of some years ago. 17. I knew the things I was seeing were the things of the past because Gaia had communicated with me through meditation to tell me about the happenings upon the earth. 18. She spoke of a great earthquake which occured near the land of Grecon. She spoke also of a great earthquake which occurred in Kaboul. 19. When she was telling me these things, she was weeping profusely, but I said to her, earthquakes are the works of nature as well as the aftermath of the breaking down of the lands upon the earth which happened while we eight gods once dwelt upon it. 20. She also spoke of a time when the moon cast its shadow upon the earth and how many priests of various religions of the earth interpreted it to mean that the moon had turned into blood. 21. I laughed and said, that is the interpretation of those who are ignorant. For the homos of the earth, in their ignorance, seek to interpret every phenomenon which they do not understand. 22. And they ended up interpreting them wrongly while those who listen to them think that they have become wiser by hearing such false interpretations. For it is not possible for the moon to be transformed into blood, but who shall go and teach them knowledge upon the earth? 23. Now I saw all the events which Gaia told me about during our meditation of two hundred years ago. I saw Enki and Enlil and few other gods how they fought against El and took back Babylon. All these things did Gaia tell me in the time past through meditation. 24. Now when I saw the events which happened upon the earth, I estimated the distance of Kubret from the earth using the speed of light as well as the difference between their time of actual occurences on earth and the time it apparently occurred as observed using the far- seeing devices in the Kubret. 25. With my estimation, I knew that the distance of the earth from the Kubret was about seven hundred and forty-six trillion miles, because the events which I just saw through my devices was reported by meditation to me by Gaia about two hundred years earlier just when they were happening. 26. With these device, I began to record more events of the earth against the time which they happened so that I could add them to the ones which I have recorded through near-earth satellites and devices while I was still around the earth.

UyiIredia:
Could make for a best-selling book.

hmmm

Chapter Twenty-One 1. When Ra was on earth, I communicated with him through waves, saying, I want to know exactly the particular earth times I make certain discoveries, therefore my time machine shall send signals to your time machine on earth at every discovery I make. Then we shall know how to do the subtractions of the time taken to make the signals reach your time machine. 2. Now when I discovered a weed which can make a homo unconscious for thirty days or more or less, depending on the concentration of the weed, I sent a signal to Ra. When I also noticed the manner which the spinning of the moon affected the length, breadth, height and time of the space around it, I sent another signal to Ra. 3. Now I sent five more signals at my discovery times. Now I had recorded the time when all the signals I sent would take to get to the earth, therefore I knew by simple calculations the time on earth which the time machine of Ra should record. 4. Now when I asked Ra, saying, send all the data which your time machine have recorded to me, he sent them, notifying me in his message of the exact time he sent the message. 5. When I have compared the time recorded by Ra on earth with the time recorded by my time machine, I was surprised because after subtracting the periods of travel of each signal to the earth, our time as recorded by our time machines were still not the same. 6. I was amazed to detect that all the time recorded by his own machine were different from the time I measured with my own machine by almost exactly the same value. 7. His time seemed faster than mine in all cases. 8. After days of findings, we concluded that the pulling forces of consciousnesses, speed of movements and other inexplicable things were partly a reason for this. 9. I soon discovered that all planetary bodies have mass consciousnesses, but many of their consciousnesses do not appear physically at any point in time, unlike Gaia whose consciousness took a flesh upon it. 10. Now I began to study the consciousnesses of different moons. I studied the consciousness of a moon I named Meph and another I named Olak. I also studied the consciousness of one which I named Ero and another I named Saiko. 11. I told Ra to help in the study of the conscuousness of the earth as well as the consciousness of the moon of the earth, because I taught him how to do so through the long distance viewing machine which I developed. 12. When Ra was done measuring the consciousness of the earth, I observed that the earth is about fifteen and half times more conscious than the moon. I compared the consciousness of the earth to that of the moon called Meph and found that of the earth to be twenty four times more. 13. The consciousness of the earth is also eighteen times more than that of the Saiko, seven times more than that of the Ero, nine times more than that of the Olak and twice more than that of the Semek which I found life upon it. 14. When I have studied other planets and moons, I discovered that the level of consciousness of each planetary body is higher or lower, depending on the habitability of it for plants and animals. 15. Now when I knew this, I began to make homos upon the moon of Semek. I fashioned it better than how the homo erectuses on earth were fashioned. Then consciousness came upon it. 16. I did not want to make a female counterpart for it because I did not want the Semek to become populated and become as troubled as the earth. 17. I named my creature Obris and it became a living being. It was black like the homos in the central part of Negre. I spoke with it and it responded.

superboyspecial:
actually, I do...but from what?

from not being in bondage.

nonix22:
what are you saying
you okay Man

You mean you have a better healing therapy? Kindly share please.
Maybe you got confused with my choice of words. I'm only intending the word 'doctor' for 'medication'. So if I want to rephrase, I'll say 'the medication way is the best way.' Do you understand now?

kullozone:
So how come he's still being worshipped as a god after his death? And is he truely a god just like the others? Is he thesame Yahweh; the brother of Eartum?

The gods enjoy centuries and millenniums of worship after their deaths. As time goes on, mind evolution causes their extinction in the minds of the humans. Yahweh will pass too, with time. Check the passage below for a passed god who also enjoyed worship for a while after his death.

Doctufos: ChapterThirty-One
1. Mbombo was a male homo sapiens born in the
242nd year of the homo sapiens era.
2. Now the name of his father was Konga.
3. When Konga was six years old, he appeared
as tall as an adult because he was a giant.
4. He was also an albino. And the people
worshipped him because of his appearance,
saying, surely, this is the creator coming in form
of flesh.
5. When Konga saw that the people already
worshipped his son in his childhood, he called
him and said to him, the people are already
seeing you as god, therefore do not disappoint
them.
6. I shall put words into your mouths which you
will tell them concerning the making of the
world.
7. Now Mbombo said, father, the people respect
Bingo and they see him as the mouthpiece of
god Nzame.
8. What shall they say of me if I tell them that I
am the creator rather than Nzame?
9. Now Konga said, why do you worry over
Bingo? Before the arrival of Bingo, others have
confessed whatever they wished.
10. Shall it end with Bingo? No my son. You have
what it takes to be called a god.
11. Your skin is white and your voice is sweet
like that of a bird. Your touch is cold and gentle
and you have bulgy eyes.
12. You are also very tall, almost as twice as
Bingo. So you have nothing to fear.
13. Now Konga told Mbombo what he would say
concerning the formation of the world.
14. So when some people gathered before him to
hear him speak, he said to them, I am the
creator of the world.
15. I vomited all things out of my stomach. When
I have ended my creation, I went to the sky.
Then I returned as flesh through my earthly
father Konga and Mana my earthly mother.
16. Now the people believed what he had told
them and made sacrifices to him, but some
followed Bingo, saying, the thing which Bingo
confessed is more convincing than this. For he
did not require sacrifices from us.
17. Now Mbombo did not live long, for he died
when he was twenty-eight years, but his father
kept the reality of his death away from the
people.
18. Rather, he said, Mbombo went into the sky,
body and soul, in the presence of Yima and
myself.
19. Now Yima was one of the followers of
Mbombo. And he came to testify that he saw
Mbombo when he was ascending into the sky
above.
20. So Yima became the chief priest of Mbombo,
collecting the sacrifices of the people and
sharing it with the father of Mbombo while he
continuously told them tales.
21. Now Mbombo was worshipped for thirteen
centuries after.

Bethor:
Bros, tell me one location you have forest in the middle-east 200 Miles or not, the fact still remains, that claim in doctufos is simply not and never correct.
If you say he is hunting fishes, that is understandable, but hunting in forest is a capital NO, you simply can't argue this one out, there is a flaw there.
Peace..!!

Lol. Like you were there 150,000 years ago. Like you even knew the period when deserts became deserts. Like you and Memucan(Yahweh's father) trek places together to hunt. Do you even know that homo sapiens trekked from Africa to other parts of the continents? If they did this, what could have stopped Yahweh's father from trekking such long distances too, since he is also a homo sapiens Peace.

I wish her healing. The doctor's way is the best way. Let her continue in that way and hope for healing to come. Peace.

danvon:
Most of the people in Asia aren't Christians or muslims who killed their gods?

Enlightenment is the greatest god-killer.

LordVoldermort:
Snakes eat flesh!!! Don't lie....Well Yahweh is the father of all liars so I don't really blame you

Christians tell lies more than Yahweh. Yahweh is a learner when it comes to twisting the lies in the bible. Give that to the Christians. I'm glad the time has come when Nigerian Christians are becoming apologetics because of questions raised by Nigerian non- Christians. Gone are the days when people don't ask questions or criticise holy books. Now we're having apologetics and observers because people are asking questions that can confuse Yahweh himself.

Bethor:
Bros look and read your screenshot properly, it says and I quote "Largest planted forest" meaning its artificial and just done recently probably after the creation of Israel as a nation in 1948..abi nah my eyes to read correctly?
The screenshot hold no water on your doctufos claim..
Peace..!!!

In the beginning, we both didn't say whether the forest was planted or not. Also in the Doctufos, there was never any location given as to which forest the father of Yahweh hunted in. Do you know that in the olden days, people go as long as 200miles on foot or on donkeys just to do one thing or the other? It is only the location of the place where Yahweh was born the doctufos recorded, not the location of the place where Memucan his father hunted.
Read below again and tell me if the location of the forest where Yahweh's father hunted was mentioned. Peace.

Chapter Eight

Bethor:
Bros, @ number 2 of your doctufos, you sure say Israel get forest so?
That zone.is and as been desert or is there another land of Israel in the olden days?
Peace..!!

I took a screenshot. See below:

jchioma:
What exactly is the point of this thread?

That all the gods that existed in the past are dead
and that a time will come when even Yahweh will cease to exist (die) also?

Even Yahweh had died in the past too. He is only enjoying the benefit of his storybook (Bible) at the present moment. All gods die and become reincarnated.
See the story of Yahweh's first reincarnation into the world many years ago.

Doctufos: Homo Sapiens III 5:1-28



Chapter Five
1. Yahweh was a homo sapiens born in the
37,517th year of the homo sapiens era in a land
now called Israel.
2. The father of Yahweh was Memucan, a fierce
hunter, who killed all manner of wild animals in
the forest.
3. When Yahweh was born, there were already
more than a hundred gods worshipped in the
land, but fifteen of them were commonly
worshipped.
4. These are the names of the fifteen gods and
goddesses commonly worshipped in the days of
Yahweh in Israel;
5. Mophet, Moloch, Melchizedek, Sin, Ashdod,
Cumi, Baalim, Asherah, Jearim, Shobal, Dagon,
Shual, Jael, Malon and Jabin.
6. Now Asherah and Shual were the two
goddesses most prominently worshipped in those
days.
7. When Yahweh was ten years of age, he began
to feel as if he would dominate.
8. He spoke among the elders and they gave him
audience. Then he began to think himself as a
god.
9. When Yahweh was filled with the thought of
being a god, he fell and had an injury on his right
ankle.
10. This made him fear, saying, the gods are
angry with me for thinking of myself as being
equal with them.
11. So Memucan the father of Yahweh took his
son to the priests of Sin, saying, pray for the
forgiveness of my son Yahweh, for he has
committed evil against the gods of the land in
his mind.
12. He has thought of himself as equal with the
gods.
13. So the priest of Sin called Rimmon-Sin
demanded a sacrifice of pigs and sheep and it
was brought.
14. And the blood was sprinkled upon Yahweh
from his head to his toes while he pleaded for
forgiveness.
15. Now when Yahweh slept that night, he saw a
face who said to him, I am one of your spiritual
guardians, O Yahweh.
16. Truly, you are not in the right path, because
your mission on earth is to make yourself a
name and be worshipped as a god also.
17. But you have abandoned your mission to
worship Sin, Melchizedek and Asherah your
physical ancestors because you think that they
are gods and goddess over you.
18. When Yahweh awoke from his sleep, he
wondered. Then he said, what is this dream that
I have dreamt?
19. So he went and told the elders, saying, I am
a god also. Then the elders of the land shouted
at him and said, why are you so proud that you
did allow the pride of your mind to make you
blaspheme the gods?
20. Now watch, for your days shall not be long
because you will die in your prime because of
your blasphemy.
21. When Yahweh heard the curse of the elders,
he was afraid. Then he wept emotionally to sleep
and saw someone in the form of Sin attacking
him with a sword, saying:
22. You shall be destroyed because you neglect
my words and go your own way.
23. You want to make yourself a god when you
are not. Now return to confess me to the people,
or else you shall die.
24. So Yahweh awoke and went at dawn to
confess Sin as God Almighty. And Yahweh said
of himself, I am only an ant compared to Sin my
god.
25. However, Yahweh did not cease to fear the
curse of the elders, such that he became very
afraid.
26. Then he had nightmares almost all nights,
with his heart beating dangerously.
27. When Yahweh was twenty-five years old, he
had one of such terrible dreams and had heart
attack in his sleep because of fear.
28. So did the curse of the elders become
fulfilled in the life of Yahweh because of fear.

Chapter Seven
1. Komte was a homo sapiens born in the 63,521st year of the homo sapiens era in a land now called France.
2. In those days, the worship of Emile, Dyeus, Mireille, Ogmios and Balladius as gods and goddesses of the land.
3. In those days, the people of the land killed one another because of the differences in their deities.
4. When Komte was aged twenty-three, he began to show deep interest in the manner of behaviours of his people.
5. Then he said, I have observed enough to discover that the people you fight over as your creators were the same as we are. They were born humans, they died humans, but you have made them gods, because you want to believe that they know what we do not know about the world.
6. We have made them gods to worship because of the length of time which has come between us and them.
7. I tell you the truth, in the future, some of us here would also be made gods and goddesses and worshipped by the people of the future.
8. After Komte had said this, some of the worshippers of these deities were provoked such that they threatened him.
9. Then one named Patois came near Komte with a pot and said, put your eyes inside this pot and you will see the terror of Ogmios my god.
10. When Komte refused to look into the pot, Patois said, watch as from today if you will not see the hand of Ogmios in your daily activities.
11. When Komte pondered continously and passionately on the threats of Patois, he had a dream and found himself in another realm.
12. Then some voices said, go back and amend your ways. You have provoked the gods.
13. So Komte awoke and began to declare to the people that he was a blasphemer of the gods.
14. So Komte could not achieve his purpose on earth because he listened to the voices of his head which were made up by his emotions.
15. Elaha was a homo sapiens born in a place now called Iran in the 70,054th year of the homo sapiens era..
16. Now the name of his father was Abdulaha, who was a cattle rearer.
17. In those days, Elaha had no interest in becoming a cattle rearer like his father, rather, he loved to be among the storytellers and the singer of songs.
18. Now when Elaha was thirty years old, he dreamt and saw his consciousness flying in another body.
19. Then those who flew with him said to him, go and change the philosophy of your land.
20. Then Elaha awoke and declared himself to the people as the creator of the world.
21. Now he was taken and brought before the rulers of the land. Then he was offered a choice to either recant his pronouncement or face death.
22. Then Elaha recanted his profession and lived. Then the philosophy of his land which was the philosophy of Ilam, the god of the people, continued in those days.
23. So Elaha, who was also called Allah, could not establish his name as a god among the people until his death in the 70,098th year of the homo sapiens era.

Gbam!

hmm...So far so good, I have been able to smile. We are in the days of Athens and Roman of 1000BC when philosophy was taking its toll in the now developed countries of Greece and Italy. Even Yahweh dem dem cannot stop this mind evolution ongoing in my country

He shouldn't have called him a 'bald-headed fowl' because Oyedepo is not a fowl, rather, he should have simply address him as whom he is ' a bald-headed thief' or simply 'a thief'. Well...only Freeze knows why he decided to equate the thief with fowl sha

Ahasco:
You suppose know Otem by now na, he also needs to enjoy life too, all work and no play make Jack a dull boy

Lol. I had to undergo a compulsory holiday. it's for the sake of replenishing my energy.

Chapter Six
1. Mageret was a homo sapiens born in the 52,445th year of the homo sapiens era in a land now called England.
2. In those days, the worship of a homo named Lisa was very common in that land.
3. Mageret began to covet that she would be named a goddess. She thought of it day and night.
4. In those days, Mageret spoke for the females of the land and she was well respected.
5. However, the males did not give her audience, because they said, only Lisa the goddess will ever have the right be heard.
6. So they consulted the priests of Lisa who claimed that she always communicated how the affairs of the land should be run with them.
7. But they cheated the people and took their resources away.
8. Mageret was continuously opposed when she advocated the presence of female priests in the shrines of Lisa.
9. Eventually, she kept silent like the rest of the women of the land and died without fulfilling her mission.
10. In the 63,476th year of the homo sapiens era when the worship of Baalim had gone into extinction, a homo sapiens was born in a land now called Phoenix.
11. His father named him Baalim, without regarding that he was the reincarnate of the Baalim who was once worshipped in the land.
12. When Baalim was twenty-two years old, he began to love history. When he heard that long ago, the people of his land had worshipped Baalim, among others such as Melchizedek, Moloch and hundreds others, he felt it in himself that he was the same Baalim who was worshipped in the past.
13. When Baalim had found out how the people of old worshipped Baalim, he went to the bush.
14. And he erected stones and made a pit of well water. Now he made a altar. Then fifteen people among his families went there with him.
15. Now while Baalim did all these things, the worshippers of Jarom came and destroyed all the things which he had set up and sent away the fifteen people with him.
16. They scattered the altar also and filled the well with gravel. Then they threatened Baalim with death.
17. So Baalim did not continue the setting up of himself as a god anymore because of the fear of losing his life.
18. So Baalim died without being able to reestablished his name in the minds, hearts and memories of the people on earth.

Lordcenturion2:
OtemAtum where are you for the past few days hope u are fine, I keep checking for the updates every now and then...

Thanks for checking on me o. I am very very fine. I was very busy these few days. I'll be back ASAP.

Ahasco:
First of all I want to say a big thank you to God Almighty who goes by the name Domino Reverad, Mirosh etc., for making this a reality and also to Otem who chose this mission on earth and third of all to all the good gods who also chose to bless Otem with all the knowledge of this world and of the world to come. I'm greatly blessed and of course free and now I can help the world starting with my family. Thank you once again Otem. You the man

Thank you so much Ahasco. May blessings never leave your domain forever.

BioTeck:
I like your spirit...it's the first and very important step at defeating all evil intent.

You're welcome

purem:
Otem please can you put me through how to perfect a MEDITATION

Everyone has a unique method. Read up how on the internet, that's the best way to go about it.

paxonel:
Perhaps he confessed out of fear that he may not make heaven ,not knowing where Billy Graham is right now

Ha ha ha ha. Clowns