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Chapter Forty-Eight
1. Now the tenth wife of Aka was Ozioma, who was the second daughter of Ovayoza, the brother of Ohida. And she took the trade of snails to the land of Anocha, for she was a great trader before Aka married her.
2. And she had horses and camels and servants.
3. And she had said to her husband Aka, the land of Anocha is rich in trade. And they do not have many snails as we have in this place. Now let me take snails to the land and sell them.
4. And Aka gave her servants and horses and camels which they shall go with, for they had fifty baskets of snails to sell. And Ozioma went into Anocha and sold the snails to them even at cheaper prices.
5. And they said, the coming of Ozioma to this land is a blessing. For she has brought to us live snails in abundance. And we shall rear the snails in our land also.
6. And they loved Ozioma and kept her safe. And they did not let anyone come near her or any of her servants.
7. And those who had babies in Anocha in the same month named their babies Ozioma if they had girls. For they said that they were blessings like Ozioma herself.
8. And they taught her how to eat Oaha and Apu and all manner of food which they ate in Anocha and Utofia and all the lands around it.
9. Now when Ozioma returned to Takumi, she brought many seeds of eweroko with her, for the homos of Anocha gave her many of the seeds freely, saying, you have given us your snails so cheap, so we shall give you also the seeds freely.
10. And there was good relationship between the Ebirites and Anochites all the days of Ozioma and Aka. And they sold things cheap for one another.
11. Now Baganza, the king of Takumi, being the son of King Ganza, called Ozioma and said, you have brought us favour before the Anochites and many other lands of Chuku. Therefore you shall be conferred with a chieftancy title.
12. And they gave her a title, saying, you shall be the Ozi of Takumi land. And you shall be in charge of the finance of the land. And you shall also be the ambassador to other lands and kingdoms.
13. And it was so that the title of Ozi became a chieftancy title in the land of Takumi in the days of Ozioma and after.
14. Now these were the names of those who became the Ozi of Takumi after the time of Ozioma; Oziyo the daughter of Ozioma. And after her was Adele the daughter of Sepeteri who came to the land from the south.
15. And after Adele was Ijoma the daughter of Okore, from the land of Isagu. And a Jukunian named Amaga was the last Ozi before the land was attacked and conquered.

Chapter Forty-Seven
1. Now Ohida and his children lived on in Takumi. And they were good people in Takumi. And a chieftancy title was given to the family of Ohida in Takumi.
2. Now Ohida had two wives. And his second wife was heavily pregnant. And she worked hard with her pregnancy. And Ohida was in the farm all days.
3. Now when Onuma his wife was becoming heavier, she arose and began to go towards the farm. And she was caught suddenly in child labour.
4. And she groaned in pain on the footpath of the farm of another homo.
5. Now a homo named Aka, who passed by heard her groans and said, where are you going and what is wrong with you? And she said, I am in labour.
6. And the homo helped her until she had delivered a baby girl. And she fainted. Now when the homo had resuscitated her, she had no strength to move anymore.
7. And the homo who helped her said, describe your farm and I shall go there to call your husband. And she described the farm.
8. And the homo said, this place is dangerous, for those who kill babies for rituals could pass here and see the baby. Therefore let me take the baby with me to the farm of your husband.
9. So Aka, who was of the clan of Etume took the baby and left with it to the farm. Now when he found Ohida, he said to him, you are labouring in your farm while your wife has laboured on her way to the farm.
10. Is this not the baby of her womb? And she cannot come here because she is very weak. And I have brought her baby here so that it shall not be stolen by those who make rituals with babies.
11. Now when Ohida heard it, he said, you have done a good thing. And Ohida followed him to the farm where she had the baby. And he saw Onuma in the place where she lay down. And she was as if she was unconscious, for her strength had gone out of her.
12. And Ohida fetched eweroko leaves with the ireke water and squeezed them into her mouth. And when she had tasted the concoction, she had strength. And Ohida and Aka helped her on both sides.
13. And she lay her hands on their shoulders. And Ohida carried the baby girl with his left arm. And she cried along.
14. Now Ohida named the baby Onyare, saying, she was delivered in the farm. And Ohida asked, saying, who owns this farm. And it was told him that it belonged to Olume, who was an Amelite.
15. And Ohida honoured the farmer, saying, you shall have a goat and three chickens. For my wife did deliver safely upon your farm. And Olume accepted the gifts with gladness of mind.
16. And Ohida gave Aka a piece of land also, saying, you are the angel sent to help Onuma my wife deliver safely. And Aka became rich, for he was a poor labourer before, having no land to farm.
17. And Aka began to farm upon the land which Ohida gave him. And he also built a farmhouse in the same land. And he began to be wealthy, for he sold the kolanuts and cocoa which he planet in his farm and made much money.
18. And Aka had ten wives and seventy-two children who helped him in farming on the farms(for he purchased many lands after).
19. And his first son planted trees for timber. And his second son became a maker of mortars and pestles from the hard woods. And his first son took those goods to other lands to sell them.
20. And his fourth son became a rearer of cattle and sheep. And all the seventy-one children of Aka did great upon the land of Takumi. And Ohida himself did not lose his riches, but he grew more and more in wealth.
21. And Onyare was loved by all the children of Aka because her birth brought them good fortune.

LordCenturion:
Please, direct me to the page of Shamshin, I want to read it again, I think I might have missed it..... Thanks

here, go to chapter 8

https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos/5#45756339

LordCenturion:
Otem, what do you know about hercules and samson of the Bible, what do u know about them, especially hercules, are they both exist?

The way fictions are mixed up with realities by writers make it difficult for someone to be able to distinguish them all. I don't even know anything about Hercules for now, but that Samson who fought the philisitine is definitely a lie. I saw a d similar name here in the doctufos---Shamshin.

Kikiki
2D Jesus

DeepEyes:
If this were the atheist argument, wouldn't it be respectable? Lol. Unfortunately, this is more like the agnostic argument. Atheists simply deny the existence of any deity or supreme being (Yahweh, God, Tomato, whatever) and rather go with scientific explanations (which is where the big bang theory usually comes in).

Must a deity be the creator of the universe? If the atheists believe the big bang, is the BIG BANG not equivalent to a creator? And what if they are right?

[quote author=.]OtemAtum I see u also have questions in ur mind. U know, I've always said the best way to understand something deeper is to teach it. The little time I've spent writing replies on this thread has opened my mind to a new dimension of thought contrary to what I previous believed. Let me tell u something I just figured out maybe it wud help u understand better. Just take ur time to read:[/b][/quote]Whatever questions I av in my minds are answered when I go deep into meditations. I am a conscious part of God and God is me in manifestation.

[quote author=.]Actually, we humans overthink the subject of God. We search everywhere except one place- within. We think like mature intelligent beings instead​ of going back to the basics of life in order to find answers about the basis of life. The best answers would be found studying babies and nature and pure creation, not by thinking through our already-biased minds. Afterall, u can tell a bit about an author's personality by reading his/her books, and about an inventor's character by observing his/her inventions, not by THINKING! There's​ a reason why of all the intelligent people who have walked this Earth, no one has ever been able to solve the puzzle. Its because the maker of the puzzle is a cheif puzzler who explicitly doesn't want us (his creation) to figure him out. Wait, don't overthink this too. Lemme explain:


I am a scientist who created a sentient (capable of thinking, planning and creating) robot. Would I want this smart robot to one day figure me out? Would I not try to be as mysterious as possible to prevent a possible backfire? Even if my robot are quite inferior to me, I still have to take precautions. Is this not the same thing we humans are afraid of about creating intelligent Robots? Lol.


Now, what would I do? I would deliberately limit this robot's life span so that it never lives long enough to be WISE enough to figure me out. I would plant misdirections everywhere so that when it seeks knowledge of me it would always get frustrated and give up on the subject. I would create intermittent self-initiating catastrophe to keep my smart robot busy. I would also create several other distractions in it's world (love, purpose, destiny etc) all to keep it occupied over it's lifespan. And no matter how personal I get with my robot, I'd never fully reveal myself to it, for it can use the knowledge of me against me![/quote]Good point here. That's why I always emphasize that not knowing God isn't a crime, because if God wants us to know his entirety, he/she/it would even appear to us and then it is all done. But after knowing all, life would get boring.

[quote author=.]When we created the computer, it developed bugs. When God created the universe, it developed bugs. Look around you, this world has errors (bugs) in it, which mean the inventor, like any other inventor, isn't perfect! At first the creator tried to debug his system, but it had been corrupted beyond redemption that the only way wud be to destroy and rebuild.[/quote]The bugs or errors in the universe are intentionally made by God himself. There is no regret, it's all for the fun of it. Viruses and antiviruses are made by the same kind of people, the programmers. I don't agree that God is not omnipresent, because everything is God and there is nowhere without something. Therefore God is everywhere. Even if a vacuum exist, a vacuum is something, so it is somewhere. And so God is everywhere.

[quote author=.]So, the secret is this, stop seeking a perfect flawless creator that is sooo Superior in swag and is omnibullsh!t bla bla bla as the Bible misleads, and start accepting in ur heart that the one who made us is in many ways JUST LIKE US- an imperfect genius-thinker being that, if u think about it, would make a very good friend![/quote]I don't think this applies to me, but it should be directed to the religious people. Reason being that I don't seek God outside of nature and myself. God is inside of me, so I don't go out there searching for God. Even after death, we shall not still see a separate God different from the one living inside everyone. So again, I can reframe the claim of atheists this way, THERE IS NO GOD WHICH IS SEPARATE FROM HUMANS AND EVERYTHING. GOD IS NOT A DEITY, GOD IS RATHER THE CREATOR OF DEITIES. THEREFORE THE gods OF RELIGION ARE NOT FIT ENOUGH TO BE CALLED THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE(GOD).

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Chapter Forty-Five
1. Now these were the children of Omujemi, the son of Onozare; Ubani, Ovayoza, Ozigi, Ohida and Oromi. Now Oromi was a very beautiful girl from birth. And her beauty was very clear.
2. Now Omujemi loved his daughter so much that he began to protect her too much. And Oromi went to every place with her father. And Onuchi was the wife of Omujemi.
3. Now while Oromi began to grow, many suitors began to come her way, but Omujemi refused to let her go and marry. And she also wanted to be with her father.
4. Now Oromi began to take the place of her mother in the matter of deeds and social affairs, but only in the matter of the bed did they go apart.
5. Now Onuchi the wife of Omujemi had called her husband aside, saying, did you marry me or the child of my womb? For you do not care about me as you do to Oromi our daughter.
6. And you do not have time for me anymore. Now adjust and let us function as husband and wife again. And Omujemi said, you have asked that I should not marry another wife after you and I have answered your request.
7. Are you now jealous of the child of your womb?
8. And Onuchi said, I am not jealous my lord, but you prefer to spend the time which you should have spent with me on her, going with her round the town and playing with her everywhere.
9. Now create time for me again like before when she was still very young.
10. Now Omujemi did not listen to his wife. And he continued to neglect Onuchi his wife.
11. Now all the suitors who came for Oromi were rejected by her father, saying, she is not ripe for marriage yet. And Onuchi wanted her daughter to get married quickly.
12. Now Onuchi went and brought Rumi, a homo of Takumi who was very wealthy and handsome, saying, let Oromi marry him, for he has all the things needed.
13. And Oromi is now of age, being twenty and five years. And Omujemi said, young man, Oromi my daughter is not ripe enough for marriage.
14. Now Onuchi began to be jealous and angry. For Omujemi hardly spared time for her. And he was always with Oromi his daughter. And they went out together.
15. Now a council of the elders of the land was called. And they had asked the elders to come with their wives.
16. Now Omujemi kept it secret and took Oromi his daughter with him instead of Onuchi his wife. And when the elders saw Oromi, they said, why do you come into the council, for you are the daughter of Omujemi and not his wife?
17. And Omujemi said, she is my last wife. Now one who knew Onuchi very much went and told her, saying, your daughter Oromi is in the council of elders with your husband. And when they asked about her, he said that she is his wife.
18. Now Onuchi said, go ahead, for I shall go and see what they do. And Onuchi went and fetched hot water. And she poured it in a clay gourd and sealed its mouth tight.
19. And when Onuchi had reached the meeting court, she poured the hot water on her. And the hot water burnt away the beauty of Oromi her daughter. And the people said, what have you done?
20. And Onuchi said, she has taken my husband away from me. For she is my daughter.
21. Now the people in the council were angry at them. And they sent them away. And Omujemi sent away his wife from the house. And Oromi herself was no more desirable to the men of the land, because of the nature of her skin.
22. And Oromi said, I have suffered for my own wrongdoing. For I stepped beyond my boundary, wearing the marital rights of my mother as mine. Now have I been humiliated. And no man shall desire me anymore. Therefore I shall now go childless.
23. And Omujemi said, I have made the mistake from the beginning and there is no correction possible for it again. Therefore I shall be the man who shall take care of you till the day of my death.
24. And I shall be your husband and you my wife.
24. So Omujemi took his daughter and put her in the way. And they had two children.
25. And Oromi died for the thoughts of all the misfortunes which had befallen her. And the memory of her mistakes haunted her and made her sick such that she died.
26. And Omujemi buried her in tears, feeling very guilty of her death. And Omujemi began to act strangely, but his sister came to take care of him.
27. And she said, the wrongs have been done and it cannot go away by thinking about it. For how can an open faeces cease to smell and irritate a man except by covering it up with soil and moving past it?
28. Therefore forget the past and live the rest of your life as if it starts from today.
29. And Omujemi listened to the voice of Obanyi his sister. And his condition got better. However, he did not go about or speak lengthy words with people for the rest of his life. For he died gently and his sister and relatives buried him.
30. And Onuchi came to his burial and wept bitterly, for she also regretted how she poured the hot water upon her daughter. And Obanyi consoled her also, saying, if what we should do at all times are written in the skies for us to see, then we shall not make mistakes.
31. But we are left to ourselves and we cannot live a life devoid of errors. But our errors are the things which makes our children and children's children know the paths to follow which are more perfect.

These don't prove anything. Why don't we have these things when photograph just began while photoshop has not begun?

emmanajayi:
SO, How Is He A Scamming Pastor? The Man That Prays On The Altar, Without Touching Anybody And Miracle Start To Happen.

did u take ur time to interview those who claim they got healed?

emmanajayi:
I Pity Your Life Bro, Have You Ever Watch Any Of His Miracle Programmes Or Attend Any? I Don't Have Comment For You.

yes, I have. And these days I av some people working for me within that church. I get firsthand information about som nigerian churches these days.

OLAADEGBU:
Thanks for your efforts.

UWC

OLAADEGBU:
The OP is asking us to differentiate between the two. Can you at least do this?

No difference. The gods all love to combine to form confraternities.

OLAADEGBU:
"For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse" (Roman 1:20).

When I said Godhead I meant Godhood, that is, the nature of God - The Father, Son and the Holy Spirit, One God manifest in 3 Persons and this is reflected in His physical creation.

According to the Doctufos of truth also, we have other godhood such as Vishnu, Brahma and Siva. etc. So there are many godheads(godhood). Yahweh, Faulkin(Yeshua the son) and the holy spirit are godhead too.


Deorum 2:10-18
10. And these were the names of the gods which had paired up to form trinity: Osiris (husband), Isis (wife), and Horus (son),
11. Amun, Mut and Khonsu.
12. Ptah, Sekhmet and Nefertem.
13. Eriu, Fodla and Banba
14. Parvati, Lakshmi and Saraswati
15. Juventas, Juno and Minervas
16. Deino, Enyo, Pemphredo
17. Brahma, Vishinus and Shiva
18. And there were more than a thousand trinity gods(godheads/godhoods) all over the earth.

Notice the red-letter part of the passage. During this time, the krishten godhead(christian godhead) has not come into existent then because yahweh and Lar-gas(holy spirit) were not yet in good terms. I'll find the passage when they came together and became one(trinity) as others too.

Human beings trust geology, biology etc more than the bible because geology and biology give true knowledge while the bible mostly gives false knowledge.
The DOCTUFOS spoke of a time like this when human beings would be wiser than the gods of religions who didn't go to do research of the things of God Almighty their creator. So the humans are now actually wiser and more knowledgable than the first beings created by god e.g Allah, Yahweh, Moloch etc, while the gods of findings such as Atum, Jupitus and other creators of the UFOS are still more knowledgable than us because they went into the universe to study the things of Nature and God.

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OLAADEGBU:
When you find out the meaning of the Godhead then you can get back to me.

Check the screenshot below...
The godhead simply means 'god'.
There could be three in one godhead, a single godhead, two in one godhead, etc. I'll give you passages of the doctufos for examples too.

Doctufos: Deorum 2:1-19

DEORUM
CHAPTER TWO
1. A time came when the gods themselves began to lie with the children of the homos. This they would do by hypnotising the female homos which were virgins. And they would lie with them and raise children of them.
2. And when those virgins had conceived, then shall they declare that they were impregnated by the gods.
3. And the goddesses became angry for what their husbands had done to them.
4. And the whole world was turned into confusion.
5. Then did many of the gods who had the nature of Nymphidis begin to group themselves in twos and in threes to gain powers and territories, because they had heard how the team of Nymphidis, Largas and Faulkin had done much exploit, conquering the world in war.
6. And Moloch was a great force which awaited the return of Nymphidis and Largas from the deep pit, for he thought to face them in a fierce battle and overcome them at their arrival.
7. But they had not finished exploring the great depth which they had dug themselves.
8. And Moloch had much worshipper which did sacrifice their firstborn by making them pass through the fire.
9. And if any of these children could pass through it, he would give them great position in the land which he possessed, which was called Canaan.
10. And these were the names of the gods which had paired up to form trinity: Osiris (husband), Isis (wife), and Horus (son),
11. Amun, Mut and Khonsu.
12. Ptah, Sekhmet and Nefertem.
13. Eriu, Fodla and Banba
14. Parvati, Lakshmi and Saraswati
15. Juventas, Juno and Minervas
16. Deino, Enyo, Pemphredo
17. Brahma, Vishinus and Shiva
18. And there were more than a thousand trinity gods all over the earth.
19. And in those days was Faulkin jealous of the relationship between Brahma, Vishinus and Shiva.

So again, a god is the same as a godhead. There could also be dual godhead and trinity godhead.

OLAADEGBU:
The Godhead.

yes, the three Hindi gods are the godhead of their own land.

emmanajayi:
WHAT ABOUT PASTOR KUMUYI?

That pretending scammer?

You mustnt faint inside church, else if they revive you, they will say that you died and came back to lyf.

OLAADEGBU:
How is it different from the Holy Trinity?

what is the meaning of holy trinity

Capsule101:
We won't be left out as well we ll idolize nigeria

We won't be left out too. We will betternise Nigeria.

DeepEyes:
I like ur submission. It pretty much sums up the whole . [ I wud point out that u seem to be describing agnostics, not atheist. Atheist are simply the opposite of believers- unbelievers. They are like the south pole of the "belief" magnet, while theists are the North Pole of this same magnet. They are, sadly, just as ignorant as believers, since they also "blindly" believe there's no God WITHOUT evidence to unequivocally PROVE that God doesn't exist

What if the name of what brings everything into existence is not God, but something else, will atheists not eventually be right in their own respect? When the first cause resulted into everything, was it called by the name God? I don't think atheists deny that something resulted into their being, but what I think is that they don't like the first cause to be called 'God' because that name 'God' has been so much abused that it/he/she would be better not to be in existence at all. I don't know what the stance of the atheists is about how everything came to being, but whatever they accept as the first cause is the creator to them, and what if they are right?

dhope:
some people will say the heavens are seven in no while some people believe they are three. How many heavens really exist and is there any scriptural backing for their no?

The afterlives are uncountable. You can create one for yourself through your imagination. You are a conscious part of God.

The jews are still using micr sc pe and wayback machine to look for a physical Jesus who actually existed in their land during the days of Philo They will search tire and never see. It's like looking for an historical spiderman in the USA. Una go look tire till year 2625

jammyrock:
Nigerian sheeple mentality

hahaha���. � My friend it is "sheepish" not sheeple. U should have been a mechanic self.

You are a newbie. You don't know the name we call people like you. We call you guys sheeple.