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haibe:
where do u download the doctufus from ?

dalaman:
Many christians are now running away from the concept of hell because they know that is represents nothing but a ridiculously sadistic idea. Some are now saying that everybody will go to heaven as long as you are a good person, while others are saying that hell isn't a firey place of torture but a place of eternal separation from God etc. They just have different ideas of what hell is to them. Any body that believes in hell is a firery eternal place of torture because of sin is a terrorist.

jammyrock:
Good day people. I have been monitoring my neighbor for two months now�. . Any Sunday there is light this man will not go to
Church. He will be inside watching film until it's after service.
Any Sunday that there is no light, he will quickly rush up to church and comes back before the closing time. I think that NEPA light is depriving this my neighbor his blessings. So, I now came up with this opinion that, there should be total blackout every Sundays to enable me and my neighbor and everyone who read this message around 10am today. ��������. �

falcon01:
lol no be me talk am oo

orunto27:
Narating a vision.

bennyann:
Oh no! Not again when will you rest now? It's not a coincidence that you've come again, today being Sunday.

bennyann:
Everyone will someday know who is really in a cage

awoo47:
what's funny. This is abt eternity i think u shld be serious minded

orunto27:
You have started again to insult your friend.
I am not Ignorant. I am Understanding.
I believe in your conclusion that Negatives is a by-product of Possitives and that Satan is controlled by God.

ameri9ja:
Atheists in the house, I truly want to know your answers to the following questions:
Without a supreme eternal being how are the following posssible:

1. How did we go from nothing existing to things existing?
2. How did things go from non-living to living?
3. How did things change from animals to man - in other words, how did man come about, being so completely different from other animals.

lalasticlala your 2 cents is needed
Seun, u r an atheist, no? Which other mods r atheists? Ishilove, mynd44 ?

sekem:
I am monitoring my INPLAY games on NairaBET

That's why

If I don't monitor them, who will

If I make some huge cash from there, God knows, I will be doing some thanksgiving in the house of the lord for sure

But until then,

Sunday church can chill

Let's get back to serious work

orunto27:
OtemAtum was a Hyena before and now ranting as to why his destiny is not like Buraitai.

Doctufos: Otem Erectus 41:29-41



29. Now while Onozare was in the farm with Anaze and Sutu his sister who came to visit them on a certain day, there was a very heavy rainstorm. And there were thunders and lightnings. And a great lightning ran down and struck the three of them such that they fell.
30. And when it was evening, Anoze and two other farmers saw them. And they took them into their farmhouse to resuscitate them. And when they had checked them well, they knew that Onozare and Anaze his son were cold, for they had died.
31. But only Sutu remained warm. And they said, she is not dead. And they kept her in the farmhouse and did all manner of things to resuscitate her.
32. Now when news got to the brothers and sisters of Onozare, they said, Onozare must have offended the gods. And he must not be buried. For the anger of the gods is terror.
33. And after one week, Sutu awoke and smiled. And they said, why did you smile? And she said, I have a sweet sleep. For I went to rest in an atmosphere of rest. And I did not wish to return.
34. Now Anoze, who was one of the farmers said, how many of you went to rest? And she said, my nephew and my brother went with me. But they shall not be returning. But I was told to return and live the kind of life which they live in that place on this place.
35. For fearlessness and deep peace of mind is rooted in that place where I went. And the fire in that place is cold and peaceful. And everything is possible to make in that place. It is a place of Aluna, which she made with her imagination while she was on earth here physically. And all her creatures who have not thought of or imagined other afterlives shall be in that place.
36. But those who have changed their thoughts shall also go to the afterlives they have fixed their minds upon.
37. Now the people asked, we have not known any Aluna. For Ohomorihi alone is one whom we know. And she said, Aluna is a goddess who made homos in two different places of the world. And she has said to me, the lands of Ebir shall still be named after the other land which is in another continent. And a time shall come when those in this land shall be United with those in the land in the other continent.
38. And they shall visit one another.
39. Now when they showed Sutu the dead bodies of her nephew and brother, she laughed and tapped them playfully, saying, keep enjoying yourselves. I will join you soon as agreed.
40. And the dead bodies of Onozare and Anaze were buried as opposed to the custom of Takumi where they did not bury the body of anyone who died through lightning.
41. For what Sutu said and demonstrated before them have made them have a change of idea concerning the neglect of dead bodies who died through a tragic means. For they did not bury even those who died in water before. But when Sutu told her story, they began to bury anyone who had died.

orunto27:
Atheists think they Know but don't know that God is Knowledge and He Alone gives Knowledge.
Atheists are cunny. God makes them so in contrast to Knowledge.
God makes and loves varieties like Apes/Humans; Bad/Good; Death/Life; Dumbsight/Insight and Selfishness/Righteousness. And like Atheists(Unbelievers)/Apostles(Christ's Friends.

gGGODDd:
Do animals have souls? if yes where does their soul go when they die?

Einl:
After all this nonsense, they think heaven is viable for them?


Goats.

Big goats.

Zandha:
You see am? Then the motherfucker_ will hypocritically click on the report button when pummeled over this display of stupidity. Tell me, what is the meaning of this sh!t you typed? Why did you type it? How does it relate to the OP?

lepasharon:
lol was it the one where the person still died eventually?

hopefulLandlord:
Hahahahahahahahaha

remember this thread? www.nairaland.com/3491623/message-female-nairalander-god-answered

lepasharon:
link pls

KingEbukasBlog:
Look at them . Conspicuously being belligerent. Who knows if he is sincere about congratulating you .

abeg shift

hahn:
Yes I agree

It sounds like a format