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bennyann:
I understand you but you can't stop them from receiving the blessings of their leaders. You know the amen is a sign of believe

Anyway, so I won't say amen to yours since you do not say amen to anyone's prayer

I didn't say you should say amen to mine but pls bleat imee! to it rather and your life shall never remain the same again

Khonifer:
The church beside my place one certain Sunday recited, and I kid you not, "every child of evil buried under my house be uprooted now in Jesus name"

7 times. 7 freaking times.

kelrob:
Good evening guys I had an encounter with God on the very last day of a Church program.

It started with the decision I made with God telling him I want to encounter him when the program started, and I did I thank God I went till the last day.

Now here is the thing since I encountered God my right hand has been vibrating... and if go into deep worship it intensifies and passes to other part of the body.

The next day I spoke with a colleague of mine in our Christian race about my encounter with Christ. and at that time I was talking to her via phone call. My right hand was still shaking even during the phone call.

And she said let Maybe God was trying to tell me something that I should let it flow and I was like I feel like holding hands with someone spiritually inclined. and so she suggested we try connecting to each other via prayer on that same phone call.

meanwhile it was just 100 naira airtime I had.

and so we started praying via phone call and the shaking intensified, I started speaking in other tongues like never before, so i stretched my vibrating hands in faith towards my phone trying to pass the anointing and then all of a sudden she connected. It was almost like I felt it and when. I put my phone back to my ear, she was already prophesying.

Now to cut the long story short.after the prayer she said she can feel her hands shaking too. I checked how many minutes we re on and it was 40 min plus.


after ending the call I checked my balance and it was still 100. and I was surprised. Now wen I used the card again on other calls and SMS that was wen the airtime started deducting


now my question is Dis has anyone been here b4 pls tell me cos right now my right hand is still shaking. It even almost like I can call it but I can't really control it when it comes .

sometimes it triggers itself and other times I triloogger it. all these in 3days. but I am loving it.

Go quickly for a medical checkup. A part of your brain has been affected. Pls go before it worsens.

Sleeping in a church is due to boredom. There are some churches you'll go and you'll never feel asleep because it's all entertaining.

BTW, Yahweh is still in his spiritual prison.

bennyann:
But did you say 'amen' to the pastor's own?

I didn't because my reason on that facebook page was to teach the people how to form their own urims and say amen to it instead of running after a 'womanizor' and 'decievor' like Suleiman.

adepeter26:
OtemAtum go find trouble àbí

Nah, nah, nah
I went there to tell them the truth. Imagine yesterday when I was with a relative. A pastor started praying on the radio and she started scampering about to be prayed for. She opened her bucket of drinking water down because the pastor said she should put water in front of her to bless it. Then pastor started praying asking her to be reciting everything he was saying. Then this got mw laughing when pastor said, "All the arrows inside my body...come out in Jesus name." Without thinking about the stAtement, she just recited the same thing. I began to ask her, is there any arrow in your body like this? She didn't gree o. She was just reciting the incantation, no matter what the pastor said

Oloruntobi4382:
Yahweh also fvcked Enoch daughter-in-law.

how?

orunto27:
Very good observation. Chritians are Herds(Sheep). Christ, The Herdsman(Shepherd) with no AK47, but a "Staff of Moses", Mohammed in Islam. The bleeping "imee imee" is actually Amen Amen to reflex the Christians Sheep's presense to Christ, The Great Shepherd(Herdsheep or HeadSheep) of the fold.

I like the way you choose your words.

bennyann:
You mean you went there to look for trouble? This guy ehn?
Don't worry, some will take your advice by saying their own prayers instead of always saying amen to prayers of pastors or so

Hope you're OK now?

I didn't go there to look for trouble. I actually went there to tell them the truth. Is it hard to speak in Urim ni? Urim is very simple to use, e.g before the end of this month, divine favour shall locate you in Otem's name. Say imeee! I decree this prophetic utterance, you shall not die throughout this year, say Imeee !

You just bleat that imeee and see if you won't be surprised wonderfully this week. That's urim,so simple

baba4thegehs:
Yes I do. How about that!

It is obvious that you have a twisted belief system which has affected the the way you see certain occurrences. I'm not sure I wanna drag this any further

pls can I meet any of the lame, deaf ,blind or crippled people who got healed? Pls I want to meet them and interview them. Thanks. However, I have seen many stage managed testimonies. Are u sure the ones you saw weren't stagemanaged as well?

Eportal123:
Get a less miserable life for your already miserable life bastard.

You curse because you can't handle the truth. Curser, wake up, use your brain.

Out of every one million cases of marriages conducted, twenty ends in tragedy while the rest ends as planned and you are telling me the twenty is spiritual attack?
Coincidences can make you throw the first stone and it lands straight on a very tiny ant. N ow intentionally try it for one thousand more times and you keep missing.

OP, now start from now, observing people who are getting married, be putting them on record and you may never find anyone ending in tragedy until the next twenty years.

Good and bad things happen naturally to anybody. Not even a curse can work except by coincidence.

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mrmrmister:
Lfmao.

It was fun while it lasted in dat church today.

1234IKECHhukwu:
Today was exactly our mid year thanksgiving & the devil came in full force to attack but the God of pastor Paul adeolu adefarisin made sure that no !ife was lost.

Na wa o. Just a single devil did this to your church? Where was Yahweh when the devil came? I'm sure devil is d same as this Yahweh Remember he is THE CONSUMING FIRE

DOCTUFOS: Histar 2:20-27
20. Now there were some who screamed and cursed, saying, God, you are evil. For you have made this fire to torment us and not to even torment Satan as your book have said. For this Satan does not even appear as if the fire hurts him at all. And all his angels are not affected by your fire also. For they laugh weird laughter at us and punish us, feeling no pain at all.
21. And we cry in the fire, but Satan whom you have made the fire for is always laughing in it. For he feels no pain at all. And he still has the strength to strike us with his weapons, laughing hard. Yet you said that you have made this place for Satan and his angels.
22. Now while they wailed, the evil creature said, I am your god Yahweh, the deceiver himself. I have made the fire for you because you become my followers on earth and then you are bound by my laws.
23. For my laws cannot be broken. For if you break any of my laws, you shall be punished here forever.
24. Now while our wailings continued, a great light came and lightened up the darkness of the smoke of fire. And we heard a voice, saying, I have come to free your souls. For you are seeing the illusions of what you believe in. For you are not in any real fire, but you suffer the imagination of the god whom you worship. For like one on earth who take the weed of tekum and see hallucinations of fire, so are you all.
25. For the afterlife is like a dream of never returning. Now imagine the afterlifes of your choice and you shall find yourself there.
26. And it was so, for every afterlife we all imagined became the places we went. But the imaginations were not our own originally, for our thoughts only matched the thoughts of some good gods who have themselves by their imaginations made good afterlives thousands of years before.
27. And I found myself in this peaceful Valley which I have imagined, knowing not that it is really in existence.

ScepticalPyrrho:
psalmistkakah

You can check up the word Mazda on Google if you want to learn.

Mazda is one of the brothers of Yahweh. He is a creature of God Almighty, just like Yahweh and Allah. Take note psalmistkakah

NigerianScholar:
I swear. Some are stubborn


Since so few will disappear. Theyll say those humans never existed. They were imaginary

If so few disappears, that's definitely the work of Evans and his Co kidnappers as well as the Boko Haram. We shall find them.

KENNSAMMY:
You are actually messing with the name of the Most High in the universe


He showed Pheroh of Egypt , u too be careful if u don't know what to say, be quiet.

Yahweh is currently in his spiritual prison, so how is he gonna destroy him? You are a a prisoner-god, guy. Open your brain.

bamdly:
the only spiritual cage I know is d 1 DAT u will be put, when u die
and it would be worse for u then

Lies

smileshinz:
So, you're saying you have the power to control your dreams through the physical, correct?

Exactly. I use my names in my dreams and it's now fun. I have turned nightmares into lucid dreams such that I always know that I am in a dream whenever I am dreaming.

zzzzy:
lol, as if yahweh cares about a building

Then what exactly does Yahweh care about? I thought he gave moses a detailed prescription of how a building(temple) should be built in the old testament of the Bible. When exactly did he stop caring about buildings?

Lies

smileshinz:
...

Simple, whatever I want to get in life, I spend time visualising it rather than thinking that the enemies are with it and I have to get it by force. Rather, I visualise what I want and work for it and I get it within a short period of time.
If I have disturbing nightmares that reoccurs, I tell myself the characters in my nightmares are not demons because demons don't exist. Then before going to bed the next time, I tell myself that I'm gonna change my nightmares to Hollywood movie where I am the hero in it. Then when I get into the dream, I wasn't the victim anymore. I beat silly out of the supposed demons.
Whenever I was having sleep paralysis(which the religious call demonic oppression), in the past I scare myself to near death because of it. But now, I love to study it whenever it comes. I lie still and study its nature.
When I slept and woke up with scratches on my body earlier, I thought it was demon that did it. But I soon began to realise that while I was sleeping, the heat was much and mosquitoes were humming all over me. And I scratched the hell out of my skin unknowingly until Nepa brought light and I stopped.

Other stuffs like witches, wizards, spiritual attacks etc are just mere psychological things which depends on how you want to take them. If you take them as nothing, they are nothing, but if you take them as powerful entities, then they appear powerful to you. It's just about how you see them, but in the actual sense, they are just the same as everyone else, but with higher psychical ability which they built up for themselves over the years, dahz all.

I have accepted fictitious jesus, praise da lord

Hier:
Hmmmm, lemme asks, how did you come across that stuff you usually post, cause you really brainwashing the gullible with your sh*t

Have you asked Moses where he got the one he wrote down in the book of the gullibles called bible? Anyway, I got mine from Atum, the god of civilization and truth and it is the hidden truths of billions of years.

This again is a proof that yahweh is still in his spiritual prison.

bamdly:
can't believe u are a stupid op out if no where
!
who is hungry for popularity post dis

u know what u just committed ur greatest mistake
I pray Allah accept it as an act of ibadah
u know what with dis u cannot succeed in life

well just saying

What's paining you about this nah? Are you Allah? Why is it that you are the one getting angry instead of Allah? Well, Allah and Yahweh existed but they are both currently in a spiritual cage. So now tell me thank you for supporting the Existence of Allah. Are you happy now?

cutestcee:
And you think you made sense?

Yes

Hier:
I thought you would give us some Doctrus UFOs on this one

LOL
This one is so glaring that the story isn't true. No need of a Doctufos proof.

Hier:
Kindly redefine your definition of truth, dude, truth keee

Saying it as it is, that's the truth. This story is a lie.