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Family / Re: Urgent!!! Can She Go Ahead With Her Wedding? by otilowaju(f): 3:49pm On Aug 17, 2012
Ujujoan:

It looks doctored . . .

Which father will reject her daughter's suitor from their own tribe!

Plus the co-incidence is just too much! How come he died days to the wedding? What killed him?

Na wa oh!

My thots too! Who were the family members that agreed to the fixed date when the father was still saying 'No' and those people could not placate the man to support his daughter?
How could the bride to be just 'escape' on 'clarion call' for so long, not bothering how her special day would be, and even had the effrontery to be 'heavily pregnant' when she has not 'settled' with the man that would hand her over to her groom, only to resurface 2/3 days to her day of joy feeling cool?
If the story is true (which I doubt), the lady in question does not need any special emmisary to break the news of her dad's death, she has made her choice from the beginning.
Politics / Re: Check Out Thiis Very Important Pics,it May Concern You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by otilowaju(f): 2:27pm On Aug 10, 2012
OP, na wah o! this your house still dey vacant? You may have to 'remove' the structure from that your Aboru environment a better location for you to get a willing tenant. Better still, wait till the rains are completely over. But for now, I reserve further comments lipsrsealed
Business To Business / Re: Introduce Your Business by otilowaju(f): 6:03pm On Aug 09, 2012
businessnoni: Hi, I have Raw Honey for sale both in bulk and in retail. Quality is personally guaranteed. Of course sampling my product before buying is very much allowed. U can contact me on 07033171632 or e-mail @ nonidesaint@yahoo.com. 'If u haven't had honey today you are missing a lot'!. *I supply to any part of nigeria*

Where are you located? Am in Lagos and interested.
Nairaland / General / Re: Be Warned: Do Not Put On Anything Red Today O! (Rumour) by otilowaju(f): 5:29pm On Aug 09, 2012
Big2bore: winkInfact we nigerians are funny people, wot if its true, do you knew that dose who wore any red, truely, will be affected? Being a fool does not make you a fool. Pls nigerians don't take things 4ranted. Wot if its true? winkInfact we nigerians are funny people, wot if its true, do you knew that dose who wore any red, truely, will be affected? Being a fool does not make you a fool. Pls nigerians don't take things 4ranted. Wot if its true?

Ah-ah, wetin? This matter or another one?
Health / Re: Urine Therapy - Perfect Cure for all Sickness by otilowaju(f): 4:31pm On Jul 19, 2012
desperatem: For those of you waiting for cheaptins reply, wait no more, cos mr. Cheaptins is dead and gone, may his gentle soul rest in peace.

Are you serious or kidding?

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Health / Re: Fibroid Instant Cure In India. by otilowaju(f): 4:34pm On Jul 17, 2012
shocked shocked shocked shocked All the way to India for fibroid cure?
Health / Re: Early Menopause, Any Prevention Or Solution? by otilowaju(f): 4:33pm On Jul 17, 2012
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Family / Re: How Do U Refer To Ur Childs Genital Organ When You Talk To Them. by otilowaju(f): 12:29pm On Jul 17, 2012
I once asked the same question on this forum. We finally settled for 'peepee'

https://www.nairaland.com/393526/childs-name-privates#5454290

tobechi74: START A GOOD FOUNDATION BY TELLING THE TRUTH.


But warn him that its inappropriate to say it in public

It's not 'NOT TELLING THE TRUTH' NAH, even adults don't call it the real name when communicating among ourselves. @Tobechi, would you tell your wife/wife-to-be something like this 'Baby, let me kiss your v'agin.a' embarassed Wouldn't you rather say something like 'Baby, let me kiss you down there' or something more like it wink

maclatunji: Funny names! I think people should just call them their real names and teach their children that those places are very private and they shouldn't talk about them in public or allow people to touch them there.
[quote author=maclatunji]

Yes, the names are funny but I still strongly believe children should call them coded though funny names.
Family / Re: Gift Ideas For My Child's Teachers by otilowaju(f): 4:04pm On Jul 12, 2012
(1)[quote author=Ndipe]It's wrong to buy gifts to your children's teacher because indirectly, they might favor your children over the rest of the non giving students. In America, it's really frowned upon. Please dont! A teacher's duty is to educate their students and you have already done your duty by paying thier school fees which is actually their salary. [/quote]

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It's schools' end-of-year again[color=#006600][/color] and as usual teachers except gift items from parents of their students. My daugher has passed through several teachers and has many of them as friends (apart from her current class teacher). I'm not too buoyant myself so I'm wondering what to give that won't create hole in my purse. Anyone has a suggestion on a moderate note? I've given textiles (tye and dye) and those tall stainless tea cups (used in offices) in the past. Thanks as you give your suggestion, and pls note, my budget is N1k maximum per person.

(1) In the school under discussion, one teacher does not teach the same child twice so long the child is promoted to the next class so there's no room for favoritism
(2) 'End-of-year' means the action is being done (proposed) after the teacher has taught your child since the beginning of the session/year to the end so its not bribery which is usually given in order to get a favour.

Well, this is Naija and such things are common and not out of place. Thanks anyways.

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Politics / Re: A Must Read , And Control Yourself While You Laugh . by otilowaju(f): 3:11pm On Jul 12, 2012
ha ha ha - he- he - he! lol,, lmao; rflmao. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

extremely, exceedingly, excessively, very very very funnnnnny!!!

ki i buru buru ko ma ku eni kan mo ni, abi?
Politics / Re: Aremu Gawat, TV presenter, kidnapped by otilowaju(f): 3:03pm On Jul 12, 2012
maclatunji:

He is someone I know.

@mclatunji, you seem to know what others don't lipsrsealed Why don't you spill the beans? undecided
Family / Re: Gift Ideas For My Child's Teachers by otilowaju(f): 3:58pm On Jul 06, 2012
[
quote author=horny4u]Customised leather wallet with their name written on it.

Soory there prices have gone up I guess due to high cost of raw materials used them all the time as gifts

http://www.danielsrealleather.com/currencywallets.html
[/quote]

Thanks, horny4u. My friends didn't find the wallets appealing but I checked the site all the same and fell in love with their shoes & bags. Copied their contact details and am gonna visit their showroom on one of these days. True, I love those shoes/bags kiss and they are quite affordable.


tobechi20: Hmmm...let me try
Chalk
cane
packet of red biro

You must have attended Evening School wink



[
quote author=Vikin]You guys have started Abi. Stop buying these teachers gift! That was how they gave me 25 th position out of 35 people because my parent didn't get gifts for them. That was my first time in that school at the age of 8yrs. In my present the first position was a girl who they popular know her mother as chAir lady.

The trouble I made ehnn....the next term they gave me my right position.

To answer your question, anything not related to what the other kids will benefit from, then don't give bribe....ops..I mean gift
[/quote]
It's not bribe oh, its just a way of appreciating the teacher(s) who taught your child successfully for a whole session.

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Family / Gift Ideas For My Child's Teachers by otilowaju(f): 4:49pm On Jul 04, 2012
It's schools' end-of-year again and as usual teachers except gift items from parents of their students. My daugher has passed through several teachers and has many of them as friends (apart from her current class teacher). I'm not too buoyant myself so I'm wondering what to give that won't create hole in my purse. Anyone has a suggestion on a moderate note? I've given textiles (tye and dye) and those tall stainless tea cups (used in offices) in the past. Thanks as you give your suggestion, and pls note, my budget is N1k maximum per person.

POSTED ON BEHALF OF A COLLEAGUE. THANKS
Politics / Re: Pix Of Ibadan Flood by otilowaju(f): 11:28am On Aug 29, 2011
You guys should try to be objective in your reasoning. The simple fact that the poster presented poor images of the flood does not mean the effect of the reported flood ahould be underplayed. If anyone of you cared to listen to news or read the papers you would have known that what happened in Lagos was a child's play compared to that of Ibadan where several lives were lost and properties damaged on Saturday. We now decided to leave leprosy unattended to and are giving ringworm so much care (e fi ete sile e nwo lapalapa), quarelling and cursing one another over poor photography and blah-blah. It wasn't even the poster that brought the topic to the front page in the first instance. I tire for nairalanders o! shocked shocked
Forum Games / Re: Insult The Person Above You: ;d No Offence: by otilowaju(f): 3:45pm On Aug 23, 2011
U think studio get ya time?
Forum Games / Re: English Names Only by otilowaju(f): 3:43pm On Aug 23, 2011
Yinkus undecided
Forum Games / Re: Lets Use Smileys Only: Reloaded by otilowaju(f): 3:42pm On Aug 23, 2011
embarassed shocked shocked shocked kiss
Forum Games / Re: Post Any Word That Ends With 'ly' by otilowaju(f): 3:40pm On Aug 23, 2011
tenderly
Forum Games / Re: What Do You Think About The Poster Above You? by otilowaju(f): 3:22pm On Aug 23, 2011
Emeka is a cool young man
Forum Games / Re: Game: Guess The Real Name Of The Member Above! by otilowaju(f): 3:18pm On Aug 23, 2011
Ur name na Dada Olowoeyo
Forum Games / Re: Comment On D User Id Of D Person Above U! by otilowaju(f): 3:14pm On Aug 23, 2011
Omo Nna
Forum Games / Re: Give The Nairalander Above You A Pet Name by otilowaju(f): 3:11pm On Aug 23, 2011
Charley Boy!
Forum Games / Re: My Current Mood In One Word: by otilowaju(f): 3:07pm On Aug 23, 2011
boredom!
Forum Games / Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by otilowaju(f): 3:06pm On Aug 23, 2011
kidnapper
Forum Games / Re: 3words Per Post: Part 3 by otilowaju(f): 3:05pm On Aug 23, 2011
It's a lie
Forum Games / Re: Words Ending With 'er' by otilowaju(f): 3:03pm On Aug 23, 2011
pauper
Forum Games / Re: Reply Signatures. ~ by otilowaju(f): 2:55pm On Aug 23, 2011
Did you ever taste the 'Pronto Tea' of old?
Nairaland / General / Re: Mtn Free Calls by otilowaju(f): 11:02am On Aug 19, 2011
Now, to all of you who have sent your numbers, can you tell us if its real?
Celebrities / Re: Are These Girls The Ugliest Nollywood Actors? by otilowaju(f): 11:22am On Aug 12, 2011
Siena:

I must be seeing those girls differently, because I don't find them ugly at all.

Me too. And whoever says that the one MUST be handome/beautiful to be an actor/actress? Ah, o ga o!
Technology Market / Re: You Can Now Make Deposits Through GTBank's ATM by otilowaju(f): 9:23am On Aug 12, 2011
Its indeed a good one but ,
isleman:

Its great idea, but it will take me sometime before accepting it. I'd been defrauded several times via GTB. Most ATM frauds are via GTB. make i put money now, make one guy dey the other side just they collect my money
[color=#990000][/color] I will also take my time - talking about Nigeria factor!!!
Autos / Re: Registered Hyundai Lantra For Sale N390k by otilowaju(f): 8:39am On Aug 03, 2011
Any pix? Where is the location?

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