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FamilyRe: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by otipoju(m): 6:06pm On Apr 30, 2025
The person that brought the idea of men being in the labor room is a foolish person.
CelebritiesRe: Peller : I Don’t Like To See My Family, I Don’t Miss Them. (video) by otipoju(m): 12:46pm On Apr 30, 2025
I know exactly what he is saying.

He has been exposed to a lifestyle that they don't know exist and their thought patterns are small and myopic and they are refusing to grow up and stressing him with unrealistic conversations.

Also they have become hyper dependent on him financially and not willing to better their own lives.

It's deeply psychological and a child should not become a parent.
CelebritiesRe: Okey Bakassi Becomes King Of Umuihuocha In Mbaise, Imo by otipoju(m): 3:54pm On Apr 29, 2025
justi40:
My people reached out to me 2 days earlier on same kingship at Ehime Mbano Lga I told them to give me time to think about it, I noticed this days we are all royal we no know because our papa stubborn run comot for house no come tell us true story of our root
There is a reason that your father did not want it. I pray you are wise enough to follow in his footsteps.

Similar siruatuon happened to my Grandfather and my father...I wont do it if they ever find me.
CrimeRe: Dr. Akintunde Bowden Shot Dead By Neighbor During Dispute Over Loud Music by otipoju(m):
syntekelite:
Even your innocent hi with smiling polite face can cause wahala as the person you re greeting is not seeing your smiling face but a sneering face, thats how crazy majority of those folks over there are most are doped up on legal psychotic/anti depressants pills that their docs & therapists prescribe for them to keep the trillion dollar pharm industry booming.
Are you telling me. I super mind my business. I once helped a neighbour out with transportation needs and it would have ultimately lead to my death.

This guy came with another male accomplice around 2 am in the morning with the sole intention to shoot and kill me.

Thank God for street OT. I did not park my car in my usual spot that night and stayed fully awake watching TV all night with the strong belief that he would come at anytime that night. When I noticed a car pull up by, i immediately out all the lights and stayed ready in darkness.

My actions and precautions confused him and his accomplice told him that they need to go after about five minutes of him mouthing off at the door of his determination to kill me.

If the the door he broke down in my abscence had not been fixed earlier in the day, and I was not up and ready for him, he would have come in at an odd hour, caught me sleeping and shot me to death and drove off into oblivion.

They may catch him later but the damage would have been done.

All stemming from the fact that I chose to help him like a month earlier.

Till today, I have zero desire to associate with folks beyond the normal public courtesy.
CrimeRe: Dr. Akintunde Bowden Shot Dead By Neighbor During Dispute Over Loud Music by otipoju(m):
The land where you really must "mind your own business". Plenty touch people every corner.

Just say " Hi "and keep it moving.
SportsRe: 9 Super Eagles Players Who Have Educational Degree by otipoju(m): 7:24pm On Apr 25, 2025
BafanaBafana:
None of them get any serious degree sef.
The whole essence of the degree na to get money.

It's impressive that they had the zeal and level headed Ness to attend classes and pursue knowledge for the sake of knowledge.
RomanceRe: Baby Papa , Single Dad, The Best Way To Go To Save Your Life From Wife Palava. by otipoju(m):
Newgoodkk:
Baby Papa , Single Dad, The Best way to go to Save your Life from Wife Palava. .

If you don't have the Liver for Marriage .

The Patient .

Endurance to Keep Daughters of Eve .

Son Of Adam .. Simply Run ooo.

Get Them Pregnant , Work hard , Get money to send to her and your Pikin Up Keeps

U live in Peace .

Opinion...
Children with absent fathers usually have serious personality problems

https://youtube.com/shorts/K-gjIJDdeRw?si=82nsG7abZky2XPd_
FamilyRe: Dad Burst Into Tears As Daughter Gives Him Back Her Surname At Her Wedding (Vid) by otipoju(m): 5:52pm On Apr 24, 2025
Threedoorsdown:
Lol

You are not wrong honestly but the talks of. Lineage and descendants can be seen in the Bible.

At the end of it all once we exit this earth thats the end about this world for that person. We face eternity with our God
No doubt. But can anyone come out today and say King David was my great great great great great great grandfather.

That is what eventually happens. Every family line will dissappear into oblivion.

It may take four thousand years but fir sure those who remember us will at a point be forgotten themselves...and there will be no one to remember us.
FamilyRe: Dad Burst Into Tears As Daughter Gives Him Back Her Surname At Her Wedding (Vid) by otipoju(m):
Threedoorsdown:
Everyone with their choice but Hope you guys know that this dies with the woman sha. For example even if she retains her father's surname, her children will bear the husband's own. As a man i won't be worried sef as long as my children will carry on with mine even when I'm gone
Eventually ALL of us will be gone and nobody go remember anything about us.

That idea na waste of mental energy. Just live your life and enjoy your time here doing noble things.

Upon all the male children that David had, nobody can claim to be his direct or indirect descendant today.
Foreign AffairsRe: Tesla Profits Plummet 71% Amid Backlash To Musk's Role With Trump Administration by otipoju(m): 12:03pm On Apr 23, 2025
Originality007:
See person wey never make $100 in his life grin, mocking the most richest man in the world grin grin,
So in your world, you are not allowed to have any opinions of the actions of people richer than you.

Stop being a slave to money. There are loads of rich fools around.
PoliticsRe: Folie à Deux: 10 Billion Solar Project In Tinubu's Office. by otipoju(m): 2:56am On Apr 23, 2025
Anyone still expecting anything meaningful from thus government is living in delusion.
Christianity EtcRe: Military Officer Serving As A Catholic Priest (Video) by otipoju(m): 10:53pm On Apr 21, 2025
FreeStuffsNG:
You're right but you must have real battle experience as well. Those professional groups must have war front shoot and kill participation along with professional roles too.

Remember that they are military officers so they need that battle experience too for experience, promotion and competence. The chaplain in the theater of war may even quickly organize a religious rite for a dying officer at battle front while bearing his own arms and alert to kill if situation demands he kills.
You are right. Remember I said " daytime job". A soldier remains a soldier. A man or woman trained to kill on command.

In the US military, all undergo basic training and then branch of to their MOS military occupation speciality.
Christianity EtcRe: Military Officer Serving As A Catholic Priest (Video) by otipoju(m):
So you did not know that the military is comprised of many vocations?

You think sey every body daytime job na shooti shooti ?

He is a military chaplain...just like there are military pharmacists, doctors, nurses, lawyers, musicians, engineers, carpenters, accountants, mechanics, pilots, police and so on.
Christianity EtcRe: If This News Is True, We Need This In Nigeria by otipoju(m): 12:50pm On Apr 19, 2025
Charlatans
RomanceRe: She Refused To Cook, So I Taught Her A Lesson—now She’s Gone With My Kids! by otipoju(m): 3:54pm On Apr 17, 2025
Eberechukwu4u:
My wife has a habit of not cooking what I ask for. I returned two days ago and told her I wanted egusi soup with semo because I could not eat the vegetable yam she prepared.

She said it was late and asked me why I came home late. I did not have time for her nonsense questions; instead, I grabbed my phone and called a babe to prove my point to her. I told her I wanted to eat egusi soup that night and asked her to make it for me. She said yes and asked me to send money so she could rush down her street and buy the ingredients before the seller closed.

My wife said it was too late to prepare one of my favourite meals, but this babe is a working-class woman, and my wife is not even employed. She was always at home gossiping and playing with my kids, but she could not make egusi soup for me because it was nighttime. But this babe, despite having a busy day, still had the energy to cook for me. Wow! What a beautiful woman with a strong sense of respect.

I took out my phone and sent her the money in front of my wife, who witnessed everything. Then I left, feeling satisfied and eager to eat my favourite dish. She was almost done by the time I arrived at her house. Later, I ate and slept at her place. However, when I arrived home in the morning, my wife had left the house, taking my two children with her. I called everyone, but they said they had not seen her. She is not at her father's house nor with her aunt.

However, someone claimed to have seen her leave with my two sons. She turned off her phone. Can you just imagine? She had the intention of taking my sons and leaving my house, possibly to her boyfriend's. Who gave her the authority to leave my home at that ungodly hour?

It has been two days, and she has yet to return. My patience is running out, so I just want her to bring my sons to me and explain where she went. A woman who competes with a man is unworthy to be called a wife. If she is no longer interested in the marriage, let her return my children to me. She has bitten off more than she can chew. I just want my kids back.


What are your thoughts on this?

Disclaimer: NOT MY STORY❗
YOU ARE A FOOL. End of story.
SportsRe: Why Golden Eaglets Are Not At The U17 CAF TOURNAMENT!!! by otipoju(m): 7:13pm On Apr 15, 2025
You need to go back to school and learn how to make sense while you talk.

Your article is not comprehensible. What exactly are you saying?
CelebritiesRe: Three Spiritual Men VS A Carnal Man-Charley Boy by otipoju(m): 11:25pm On Apr 14, 2025
Women love "bad boys"...men who are not held down by societal expectations but live lives on their own terms.

Most Pastors are hypocrites and have a deep sense of entitlement...not knowing when to be men with their wives who see them in ways the world do not.
CelebritiesRe: Mr Eazi Buries His Mother, Ifeoma Edith Ajibade (Photos) by otipoju(m): 12:27pm On Apr 13, 2025
BABANGBALI:
The guy gave his mother a defeating burial that she rightly deserved. I'm highly impressed.
" Befitting "
SportsRe: 10 Remarkable Facts About Late Football Icon Christian Chukwu by otipoju(m): 7:38am On Apr 13, 2025
phemmie06:
He was a great musician 😂😂😂...... May the Lord be with the people you left behind.


FG should not include him in any of their appointment, they should allow his soul to rest
Psycho
RomanceRe: Does Sabbath Or Cele Church Work? by otipoju(m): 9:01pm On Apr 11, 2025
Goodadvice01:
Good evening sir. I went and made inquiry to learn the barbing in ShopRite today. The manager gave me the requirements.

Should I drop his contact for you sir?
No need. What are the requirements?
RomanceRe: Does Sabbath Or Cele Church Work? by otipoju(m): 9:33am On Apr 11, 2025
Tolu2024:
If you are looking for God you don’t go to cele or any white garment church .

My location Port-Harcourt
Went to 3 different cele.
Many materials I even paid the prophet 120k cash for personal work.
To go to stream to bath transport is 10k per day went there for 7 days and many more.

Went there for something else to get results but I was scammed.
Without doing any spiritual scanning...I kn ow you are a thief and fraudster and no be God you find come Cele so you no fit see God. Na magic you find come and you be evil person.

You came to a church that belongs to Jesus Christ to collect magic spells to steal from innocent people and you have the guts to say God no dey Celestial Church of Christ.

Just be careful make your life no turn fully upside down to the point wey you go dey pick from dustbin.

That power wey you conclude sey e no dey go touch you in ways wey you no go ever like.
RomanceRe: Does Sabbath Or Cele Church Work? by otipoju(m): 9:26am On Apr 11, 2025
Tolu2024:
Brother cele this days is yahoo boys church
No normal person go there to worship God. People go there to cut things short .
That why 95% of their population are youths both boys and girls.
You hardly see old people there . I am not a member but the 3 cele I went to are all the same full with boys and cars .

The first one I went to in Rumuola in Port-Harcourt
One of they HQ in Rivers State ask
What you experience is the process I went through and I did everything nothing work.

I went to the 2nd one at Rumuokoro spent a lot of many there close to close to 400k same process but I went to stream this time to bath . Each trip is 10k

3rd one I sent 150k
What did you go for? To hook client? I know what you went for is not noble.

I did not join cele ooo. I was born cele and we see your type all the time. You did not come to seek God's face or his will. You came to.advance your own predetermined will for a particular outcome...wether it's God's will or not.

That has entered into the realm of magic and not prayers and once again I tell you you deserve to be scammed.
RomanceRe: Does Sabbath Or Cele Church Work? by otipoju(m): 9:23am On Apr 11, 2025
Goodadvice01:
Thanks a lot sir. Someone suggested I learn HVAC but there's no school for it here in imo.

I have chosen to do barbing out of many that I was advised to do. I don't know if barbing is a vocational skill though?
The key to learning and earning from a vocational skill 1. To do something you have a natural aptitude for and 2. That is not too common.

HVAC is good if you can learn it. You will be always be in demand..to install new units and to repair damaged ones.

And if you can find your way out of Nigeria with that skill you will be swimming in money.
RomanceRe: Does Sabbath Or Cele Church Work? by otipoju(m): 2:21am On Apr 11, 2025
Goodadvice01:
Yes sir. That's why I'm looking for way to learn something sir.

I'm in imo state sir. I can travel to Lagos also sir.. my uncle stays there sir. I will di anything sir.. I won't disappoint please
If you are looking for God's direction abd will for your life abd are ready to devote yourself to worship him in spirit and in truth I will give you directions to my former parish in Lagos.

If you are not interested in serving God and just want money or break through and don't mind doing anything to progress, I'll leave you to you...you will sort your self out eventually.

This life, many people go to church for different reasons...like that guy abi na girl wey go cele church so that dem go do something for am so that he go fit get certain result....which I know is not a noble one hence his desire to pay ANY amount to get wetin him want.

No be God's will or direction him find come.
Him come collect magic spell and them collect him money from am.

Like I told you earlier, your problem is more physical than spiritual. You don't have any vocational skill that is in demand nor do you have a degree that can make you a candidate for jobs that can give you a decent wage.

You will have to go learn a vocation. Decide on which one and I might be willing to pay for you to learn it at any registered vocational school in your vicinity. This is a faster route as the four years of university will take a longer time and age is not really on your side with the unpredictable nature of Nigerian university system.

Above all, seek God's plan for your life and be ready to walk the path he has chosen for you in obedience...and you will see good results.

You see all those people wey dey tell you sey no go Cele sooo eh ..we dey see them and their mothers regularly for our different parishes.

Fight for your life and your future.

Ruminate on these well for a couple of days and let me know what you want to do.
RomanceRe: Does Sabbath Or Cele Church Work? by otipoju(m): 1:35am On Apr 11, 2025
Tolu2024:
If you are looking for God you don’t go to cele or any white garment church .

My location Port-Harcourt
Went to 3 different cele.
Many materials I even paid the prophet 120k cash for personal work.
To go to stream to bath transport is 10k per day went there for 7 days and many more.

Went there for something else to get results but I was scammed.
You deserve to be scammed.

So before you went to a Cele church for prayers and guidance...you had the believe that it was not God that you were seeking.

I am also quite sure that what you went seeking for was not a noble thing.


I am a born and bred Celestian over 40 years. From Lagos to Ife and then to USA...I still hold on to Jehovah and pray to and worship him whole heartedly.

A good Celestial Parish worldwide...has laid down procedures for those who come to seek God's direction for their lives.

A. You come, on a Teusday or Thursday to the church. Nobody go ask you question about wetin dey stress you. ( The fact that a prophet can tell you what exactly you came for without having any prior discussion with you or ever meeting you beforehand, is the beauty of the process)

No be say you go explain first dem somebody go come dey recommend what to do to you. Nooooo.

B. You will be asked to go buy a stick of candle by yourself from the church store and pray on it.

C. After prayers, you sit down in front of one of the prophets in trance state just like others like you who have come to seek God's will.

D. When it is your turn, you kneel in front of the prophet, he/she relays what the holy Spirit or his/her angel reveal about the person.

E. Such a message usually has three parts.

1. The Problem
2. The Cause
3. The Solution

After these, na you go buy your items for recommended prayers by your self for church with your own money.

Nobody will bill you any amount for prayer sessions. If you want to appreciate those who made themselves available for the various prayer sessions...it is up to you.

You can clearly see that this is different from what you came to do. You did not come to seek God's face, you came to make your personal will happen. And I know for sure it was not noble.

You no find God come and already believed sey na diabolical or occultic place you come and you have impure motives...na you sabi and you deserve to be scammed over and over again.

I no pity you one bit.
FamilyRe: It's Very Hard For A Prophet Or Seer To Marry! by otipoju(m): 1:17am On Apr 11, 2025
Mariangeles:
All I'll tell you is

- Be careful
- Guard your spirit jealously
- Don't open up yourself to just anybody
- Test the spirit
You don't need to give me advice if you are not honest or not knowledgeable enough.

Yes people can go consult a prophet if they are at crossroads and need guidance to what troubles them.

At that point a prophet access the spirit realms seeking for information from the omniscient holy spirit who knows all things or angels who have limited knowledge but know a lot about a matter.

However, a prophet does not need anyone's permission to access those realms especially if the message or revelation is coming from God and not him doing the searching.
FamilyRe: Which punishment was the hardest for you to do: picture by otipoju(m): 4:03pm On Apr 10, 2025
DrAda:
Seeing a lot of these for the first time
Wow. You be proper butty. From boarding house to the house of my ex-military father...na one dose of anyone of these per day, plus cane sticks, belts or koboko.

Because I must commit one offense everyday. I even know the impact of each stance on your body.
RomanceRe: Does Sabbath Or Cele Church Work? by otipoju(m): 3:20pm On Apr 10, 2025
Tolu2024:
Go and give them the remaining money you have and nothing will change .

Nobody can pray their way out of poverty.
You need improve yourself and circle ⭕️.

Talking from experience
Spent over 500k in different cele last year nothing works.
Why are you located and you need to be very honest with yourself.

Are you looking for God or what is in his hand. Your spending 500k as what...materials for prayer or what ?

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