₦airaland Forum

Judolisco:
it's a public forum and he is free to say whatever he likes

Me and that small boy get history. E came for me on another trade and was claiming big boy. I humbled him real quick. I have decoded his problem and I understand his misbehavior. Just ignore him. He is in severe emotional pain as you see am so.

Injera:
You must have left OAU more that 15 years ago. There is no more old buka

More than fifteen years.

Shikena:
“You wash” abi “Se fo’so”

Lol "Se fo sho" na Yoruba na. That one na normal.

But " You wash " is for confirmation.

"Ekaaro she fo so" is the full statement.

Injera:
3 new buildings. One for music department. ICAN building and admin extension. Aluta market too is now history as all markets are relocated to back of new buka along ETF.

Wow. It's been ages.

alfredilly:
Great Ife. Got in 2010,left in 2018. Eight eventful years. We were treated with aluta on resumption as fresher after Faborode raised acceptance fee from 2000 to 20 000. Met 3 A, Saburi all as overtime student 😂🤣🤣. Rolled with DSM and pacesetter. Seem professor Jembe was a post graduate student when I got in. I rolled with him at post graduate hall, though an undergraduate myself. He's a rotund , not too big guy. His colleague call him professor Jembe, but I have no inkling he was popular in undergraduate.

Jembe was I think Director of Socials for Awo Hall between 2003 to 2005, Im not sure. He was really popular for Aroism. We had a song for him.

Gush..I still remember when NEPA takes light and boys will come out to the balcony and start saying " Ejade eje ka bura wa ooo" Come out let us abuse ourselves.

And then the fireworks of humorous banter will start.

CountinBlessins:
You talk too much for your age. No one asked you all this, if you are unemployed pls find a job.

It is unbecoming for an advanced aged man like you to be talking so much leave that for the teenagers

Mr Linkedin ! you don find me come here.

I have decoded why you are passionate about DNA test. It is well with your soul.

kevwemike:
Great Ife!!!

Great !!!

This is the voice of........

Meen Ife was crazy and beautiful and molded boys into men.

O.A.U the school that formed us. It will be fixed in no time.

" Amphi- "a venue loaded with history of various kinds

This was where D-Banj performed his first major Nigerian show in 2005.


Na this same veenue for where we pursue Bukina that year reach sports complex too, as a fallout of that Dean of Student Affairs man wey dey like play students against each other in divide and conquer format

Dr Jingo , Dr 3A's , Maxwell,( the political parties -Pacesetter and DSM), Iginla Subomi, Lanre Legacy, U-Fit, Have-You -Eaten , Saburi, Femi Freedom, Afin Roger's ,Sobotiano, Tony Fash, Energy, Professor Jembe, and a host of other personalities all made my time in this school memorable.

Places like white house, yellow house, spider house, old buka, new buka, power house, road 7, road 1, Awo cafe , cofee room and aluta market.

Foods like Risky Burger , Sobo , Awo beans and Iyan Iya Egin at Old buka .

Will never forget Iya Israel one of the elderly women who used to do laundry. " You wash ? " was all the English the could most of them solicit customers with.

fredopareto:
from your quote.. u re still lost... If u need advice d door is open and if u need financial help for DNa .. jst contact me on my email... After all d truth is bitter.. ire ooo.. ease urself from frustration.. it could lead to suicide .. don't be arrogance, put away shame ,seek for help both mental ND financial so u can
have a peaceful rest of mind oh boy

Muntula. You don get money for data finally. Abi na your brain slow to think of response.

Person wey never chop 3 square meal want give person money for DNA test. If you see DNA test you fit recognize am.

Abi your papa do DNA test for all of him children wey no resemble am. Osinwin.

He who fights and run away will.live to fight another day.

CountinBlessins:
Fūck you

Don't tell me you are tired ooo.

" Linkedin Proffessional "

Na that one you take dey cajole all the shorty wey dey your area. Hey I'm on LinkedIn. I am a big boy.

Mad man.

Overseer0:
See why

Tinubu is fully aware of the crisis in Rivers state and wants it to continue.

Here are why I draw these conclusions:
Bola Tinubu has always been involved in Rivers politics since the days of Chibuike Amaechi. If you watch the trend, every Rivers governor from Dr. Peter Odili, Amaechi to Wike always turned out very influential nationwide. They all eventually ran or attempted to run for the office of the president of Nigeria.

When Amaechi defected from the PDP to the APC in 2014, and partly sponsored Buhari's election in 2015, his interest was to form a national alliance so he could eventually run for president in 2023. It had very little to do with his relationship with Goodluck Jonathan. The GEJ and his wife's issues were just a smoke screen to validate his ambition to be at the national spotlight. In 2018, I met with Amaechi in his office in Abuja. The meeting was arranged by one of his key loyalists who happens to be a respected friend of mine. I was to be involved in the digital campaign for the election of Amaechi's candidate in Rivers state and the re-election of Buhari in 2019. Amaechi never hid his intention to takeover from Buhari as Nigerian president in 2023 in that meeting.

Now, here are the reasons anyone working with Tinubu should be very careful...
All along, Tinubu knew Amaechi was a threat to his 2023 ambition. For Amaechi to become a formidable opposition to Tinubu in 2023, Amaechi must produce a sitting Rivers state governor. Hence Tinubu ensured Amaechi never produced a governor. He silently supported Wike to power in 2015 and supported him again for a second tenure in 2019. Tinubu was probably a part of why all the federal might that Amaechi had could not give him certain control over the election in Rivers state. On the other hand, in Lagos, before 2019, former governor Akinwunmi Ambode had shown signs he would not open up Lagos funds to sponsor Tinubu's ambition in 2023.

He had challenged certain demands from Tinubu already. So Tinubu ensured he was removed from office despite the fact that he was rated as one of the top performing governors in Nigeria at that time. Ambode was disgraced out of office and Tinubu replaced him with a worthy stooge, whose past he had in his hands, and that was how Sanwo-Olu came into the picture. With Amaechi not able to produce a sitting Rivers governor and Tinubu having a stooge he he had absolute control over in Lagos, Amaechi was already not a match for him, especially when it comes to having the funds to buy his way around the country in the 2023 elections. Hence, Amaechi lost out of the equation in 2019 when Wike won his second tenure. Imagine for a second if with the meager funds Amaechi had, he came second in the primaries in 2023, what he would have done to Tinubu's ambition had he had access to the kind of money Wike expended in the PDP presidential primaries added to his.

Let's fast forward to Wike and Atiku's beef.. All the while Wike was dancing around trying to hang things on Atiku, he already had a pact with Tinubu and the person assigned to ensure Wike did not make a U-turn on the Asiwaju agenda was governor Seyi Makinde.

Makinde's singular duty in that purported G5 alliance was to play along with Wike to ensure he supported Asiwaju at the end of the day. This was also why Makinde did have a free ride in his own state elections afterwards. Go and read Makinde's background. When you are done, you will know that ordinarily he is not the type of person that would roll with a Wike type of charcter. He had to do all the childish rigmaroles, which included wearing ashoebi and dancing drunk on live TV, with him to ensure that the Asiwaju agenda was implemented.

Now, to Wike and Sim matters...
I believe that Tinubu may be secretly fueling this Rivers crisis to his future advantage.

Wike's antecedents would make anyone working with him to be careful how powerful he gets. Hence, this crisis creates room for Tinubu to form an alliance with Fubara as an option in any case Wike, in usual defiant manner, gets dissatisfied with Tinubu and works against him in future. This is easily suspicious as Wike has refused to formally leave the PDP despite currently working for the APC government. Hence, Wike is probably perceived as a working time bomb that should be closely watched.

Hence, Tinubu's strategy would be to ensure Fubara remains at logger-heads with Wike while he strikes a deal with Fubara never to allow his impeachment, and by so doing keep Fubara secretly loyal to him all through. This way, also, Wike cannot have access to the Rivers state funds and his power would gradually be diminished with time. This leaves no room for anyone financially powerful enough to challenge Tinubu in the near future (2027). I came to this conclusion when I observed Fubara's body language before now and his sudden boldness to confront the House Of Assembly members loyal to Wike.

Unlike, when this issue first started where Fubara decried the efforts of the police to frustrate him, Fubara now pallies with police.

Police have allegedly taken over the Rivers state Assembly complex moments after a high court in Port Harcourt restrained Wike's loyalists from parading as lawmakers and Fubara ordered relocation of sittings to the Government House following the emergence of a factional speaker loyal to him. No commisoner of police posted to Rivers state would carry out Fubara's orders on this matter without first hearing from the IGP who would have also acted on the president's tone on this matter.

So when I see people, especially those loyal to Wike, trying to drag Tinubu into this matter, during their various press releases, as though he would side with them against Fubara, I am tempted to conclude that they probably do not understand that Asiwaju is the most dexterous politician in Nigeria, who often gets the best for his interest in every political crisis.
Again, these are just my opinions and I stand corrected. Also, this article is not for those who think linearly. It is intended only for those with the ability to foresee events based on antecedents and can comprehend possible outcomes.

So before you react, take a deep breath and use your mind critically.
Thank you!

Overseer

One thing Tinubu is extremely good at is Machavellian politicking. He is able to see all the moves by the pieces on the chess board clearly and play them to his advantage.

CountinBlessins:
Fūck you

"Village Headmaster"

Namaster:
This is why boxers are one of the few athletes that DESERVE the insane amount of money they are paid.

You enter the ring and the GOAL of your opponent is to knock your brain HARD enough to make you faint.

But you're smart and trained so you guard your head.

Prohlem is your opponent is smart and trained too. So while you're guarding your head, he BATTERS your kidney. Over and over again.

Until you give up and try to guard against body shots. At which point your opponent musters ALL of his strength and deliver a powerful BLOW that rattles your brain inside your skull.

What I'm saying is this:

Boxing is a modern day BLOODSPORT. People train to kill each other with their bare hands for entertainment.

There are no guarantees that a boxer leaves the ring alive

CountinBlessins:
I ain't reading your gibberish. Armed robber 🤣

Local champion how far ?

Do you have any Volvo with black seats

fredopareto:
Kia dis one don lost inside life

Nairaland sef go let people wey their brain don fry go dey follow you talk.

As stupid as you are...as a Cele man you think sey one woman fit carry another man child come for me and I no go know?

Tell your shepherd he needs to do egg and honey prayer for you because you no get sense at all.

He also needs to be giving you altar water inside bell to drink and push it down...because your case worse...wey your neck thin like who dey starve so. You fit afford DNA test?

Na your papa go lost.

CountinBlessins:
armed robber thief scammer. 🤣

E reach time to prove yourself as a man now. You dey cry like "bush baby".

You big boy for your family and friends no mean sey you no be small boy for other places.

That you are the only one that goes to office in your family no mean sey some people can not carry their lap top and work remotely from any country.

Humble yourself and reduce the "igbo" wey you dey smoke. I no be your mate for anything in life.

Smallie sey him wan dash me 100k to prove big boy to him papa. $68 wey no fit pay for ordinary phone bill for one month.

Proper muntula

CountinBlessins:
Armed robber..

Scammer

Let me help you. Premiership dey end next weekend. Buy ticket to London and let's meet at in London face to face .

Me sef go buy from my location.

At least 6 hours no too far for you.

CountinBlessins:
I didn't read this rubbish tears laden epistle. You are an armed robber , and you are an illiterate. Simple thing post your LinkedIn URL.

This thief is typing epistle. I thought as much illiterate criminal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If to say you no dense ni, how linkedin profile go be wetin you want take identify person on an anonymous forum.




Your mumu na first class. Dem give you simple assignment to confirm the big boy wey you dey claim...you fold.

Name any city outside Africa and let us meet their this weekend face to face.

Dem no born you well to take up this challenge. You do not have what it takes.
When you can do it, then you can raise your head.

LinkedIn profile lol. You for ask for indeed and randstaad too

Chrisrare:
What's your take on the match, will Tottenham do Arsenal a favour by getting a result against man city? A draw or a win for spurs and Arsenal only have to beat Everton on Sunday to clinch the epl title.

If they want to play championship league they have to win.

StillDtruth:
I said it. Technology has made people become stupider and is making people become very very stupid.

How can you not know? You no get eye?

No mind the guy wey dey shout DNA up and down as if mankind just showed up on the planet last month.

If na your pikin he must carry somethings either from you or your family members. Wether physicall or otherwise.

CountinBlessins:
Illiterate pig. Is LinkedIn not for professionals? Will employers not see your profile before ? You are a pig and an illiterate tout 😂😂😂😂

I am sure you are an armed robber, a thief . Show is your LinkedIn profile if you are a graduate and let me verify it I will give you 100k now now.

You can't because you are a thief and an armed robber.

Do you have a job? Thief. Oleeeeeee
.thief

😂😂😂😂😂💯🔥

Lol..100k...to do wetin? E be like say na you be the first recent graduate for your family. That's why the thing dey shack you. Stop embarrassing your family.

With the way you are jumping and vibrating I am sure you be small pikin.

If na University graduation....think of where you were 20 years ago.

If na foreign university degrees ... we don run that one pass. Two seperate universities.

If na by employment, your one year salary for Nigeria no go fit pay my bills for one month. E sure me wella

I go advise you to just calm down and stop jumping up and down.

I don dey this nairaland since 2007. I doubt if you do old enough to use phone then. You are not moving smart at all. No let that " igbo" wey you dey smoke dey deceive you sey you don achieve.

Me wey dey plan retirement in 5 years time na him you dey ask wether him dey employed. When you become valuable to the point that you are being head hunted for work or receive poaching emails with nice offers...then you can talk.



You wan dash me 100k. Na the max wey you fit do be that? 100k wey no fit buy decent wristwatch sef.

Before DNA tests dey available men and women don dey run things. If pikin no resemble you physically, he must resemble you with gestures and character. If the two no dey, you do spiritual verification to confirm.

Last last you be small pikin. Go and learn about Dominant and Recessive genes and stop exposing your ignorance with your arrogance.

CountinBlessins:
Uneducated illiterate pig has come to bleat
You cant even feed yourself instad you resort to begging online now you are talking of fly outside? I am sure you are unemployed, prove me wrong by posting you linkedin profile url.

Dirty tout

Mad man. Na the same request you dey ask for everybody. I should post my linked in profile on an anonymous forum. You dense no be small. E be like sey you just discover linkedin.

Shebi you be big boy. You suppose take up my challenge. Empty barrel.

CountinBlessins:
The poor are truly their own worst enemies. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did you see that mugu above telling him that his child sucks his finger and has temper so that's enough evidence the kids are his? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That mugu is probably raiding my kids 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kai people can be so stupid 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stupid fellow dey call person wey you no know poor person. If dem born your papa well, name one city of your choice for outside Africa make we fly go there this weekend to meet.

Village boy dey yarn opata.

With ordinary egusi seed, woman fit comot belle. Wetin you sabi for this life.idiot.

Edited.
On the contrary I've gone through a good number of your posts on this forum just to have an idea of the kind of person you might be and I see you are just an uncouth bitter person throwing curse words at strangers on an anonymous forum.

I will not roll in the mud with you. Enjoy your barking.

CountinBlessins:
The poor are truly their own worst enemies. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did you see that mugu above telling him that his child sucks his finger and has temper so that's enough evidence the kids are his? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That mugu is probably raiding my kids 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kai people can be so stupid 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Empty barrel na him dey make noise pass. As you dense reach you dey shout DNA up and than because you no get exposure. Our papa no do DNA but dem sabi dem pikin.

If my woman born pikin for another man... I go know even before she born the pikin sey no be me get am. Spiritual intelligence na him sure pass. I no need DNA. Na where you know reach nah him you know reach.

Before white doctor come dey do abortion na him our ancestors don dey run things with natural and supernatural means.

Sit down and stop making noise.

Dilijingsly:
. Yea she gets angry like and have long toes just like myself. Is that enough

Think of it like this. There are dominant and recessive genes.

Your woman has genes 2 parents, 4 grand parents , 8 great grandparents, 16 great great grandparents whose genes in your child are both dominant and recessive....your child had at least 36 people that she can pick various genes from.

She must pick something from you...it may be dominant or recessive either way.

If your child does not have any traits wether physical or otherwise with any of your family member then you can be worried.

My son does not loom like me facially but has the sane facial structure as my brothers son...who may have picked it from 36 ancestors. He has my calf of which I I am my own dad are the only ones that have the sane calf type in my extended family.

My point is that just open your eyes and observe your child behavior. How he/ she reacts. Sleeping patterns etc. If you see yourself in them then there is no cause.
for alarm.

ALL of my children will eat any food that has spent more than three days in the fridge just like me their father. Nobody taught them as young as they are.

Dont....especially if she is younger than you.

Dilijingsly:
I don't have the money for the test. How do i know she is my child, no physical resemblance of any kind

Toes, mannerisms, talking style, gestures,temperament.

One of my children dey suck him two fingers exactly like my younger brother at the same age.

Another has my speech pattern.

Another has my questionnaire thought pattern

janeedema:
Did anyone mention to you that they weren’t using seat belts? I guess I missed that in the post?

Now, let me ask:

Don’t people with seat belts strapped die from accidents?

Telling us how careful you are with seat belts and all when you have no inclination what caused the accident makes your message very ill-timed and insensitive.

People do everything right and still meet death. Please, stay humble.

I am at liberty to bring up a negative behaviour that costs many lives needlessly.

If deliberate ignoring of seat belts is not a common Nigerian thing i won't bring it up at all.

Generally we do not value human life in this country at all. Wether you agree or not.

Segzy19:
Has your investigation revealed the root cause of the accident to be non-use of seatbelt or you are just making a general comment?

It's a general statement. From someone who handled a good number of auto insurance claims...and my street observations.

If I am riding with someone and advice them to put on their seat belts..they laugh as if I am not strong enough or I am afraid.

We don't value our lives in this country

Nigerians hate seat belts which sole purpose and deliberate design is to save your life and minimize injuries to your body whenever and accident occurs by restraining your body movements so you don't hit your head or limbs on the hard metal parts in the car that may be covered in foam

Some drivers will even cut or dismantle the seat belts. I am very very sure that the one year old child was not in a baby car sear.

Something wey I warn my father in law for sey make e no ever try carry my children without strapping their car seats.

One woman with one child in our church said it was stressful for her to knead the seat belt through the back of the child car seat into the buckle...so she just placed her baby car seat in the car without strapping it down.

So I know how careless we can be and leave everything in the hands of God.

Same wag we would build story buildings without enough cements just to cut costs and then the entire building will just collapse one day and kill its residents.

Our mentality in this country is really not it at all.