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jiz:
This Mohbad wife done suffer, the family no even rate her at all

Na she dey suffer herself. If I dey sure sey na my husband get picking, I would gladly do the test and Shame everybody.

Me wey my wife dey extremely religious self and has practically zero social life apart from church, I dey always check my pikin dem to see if dem inherit at least one or two of my physical features.

The last born wey no resemble me for face sef dey suck him fingers exactly as my brother dey suck sm when e dey small.

One dey talk as I dey talk. One toes arrangement follow the same pattern as my own. One carry my face another carry my mama face.

Na foolish man dey trust woman 100%

Best way to go.

May we never loose our sense of shame.

This is what they call colour riot

Abi him come negotiate all the negotiables

MOG6670:
hahaha i know the high level of anonymity that goes on here. But truely i can risk my own if that stand as a means for me to step ahead. I'll give u mine. And let me know when u've added so that i can modify my qoute (pls add me at JONATHAN HARAMTU MARKUS) u'll see me with navy blue attire and bag

Modify. I don get your name. I go find way to reach you anonymously I appreciate sey you understand

MOG6670:
waw decade ago. I'll like to one or two things about this "japa" process from u. Can we connect on facebook?

Na that one go hard. I treasure my anonymity here. Na here I fit abuse person wey abuse me. Real life I go comport myself because I no want stain.

Racoon:
Even in pregnancy? Fear the wayward woman. No dignity, decorum, honour or respect for the sanctity of the sacred marriage institution.

Na the guy gock himself. He was a ticket to a better life. Once that mission had been achieved, he was discarded.

MOG6670:
hahaha you made me laugh hard with your first paragraph. When did u japa? Which country

During Jonathan's tenure. North America

olunke:
Mutilate the dollar an see how Interpol will get you

Na, we dey spray dollars well well in USA. Its common in strip club and Nigerian/ African parties.

Americans don't spray that much because dem no dey like to give person money. Even some parties dem go expect you to bring your own beer sef and even if you dey do birthday na your friends go buy their drinks and food with their own money.

The good thing about making spraying of naira a crime is that it will reduce show off and oppression at parties.

I don't k ow how strip clubs go take survive though because na the effizy for strip clubs be that.

MOG6670:
youth are suffering in silent. Depression is taking over them. But with focus and consistency we go laugh last

I'm not going to be back in Nigeria for a long time. I end up dashing people all the money I plan to flex with.

Too much unnecessary pain and suffering because of corrupt politicians.

Women like Korra are better sucked and spat out. Them be thrash, you can't swallow her, or else you get stomach ache.

MOG6670:
yeah. It's not easy down here. Most people "youth" go to work they don't enjoy doing just to put something on the table. If i may ask, how old where u when u got married?

I know. That is the more reason why one can't afford to play around. Nigeria can drain your spirit.

MOG6670:
yeah. It's not easy down here. Most people "youth" go to work they don't enjoy doing just to put something on the table. If i may ask, how old where u when u got married?

I was in my mid thirties.

MOG6670:
that's taking a bold step. I'll try my best to to stand up for what i wanted even i know there is consequences. But it time to take the bull by it horn

Take time to analyze the situation from every angle, determine what action is best for you and the future you want for yourself...and then do it with all your might.

David was gifted free gifts by Obed Edom to make a sacrifice to God. David rejected and said, I will not offer a sacrifice to God that costs me nothing.

Success requires focus and the courage to walk some lonely paths. The road to heaven is narrow.

[quote author=MOG6670 post=129479246][/quote]I remember in my journey I did not call or see my mom for six month simply because what I wanted for myself was notvwhat she was pressuring me for.

She thought I had a good job and should marry and give her grandchildren. While me I wanted to migrate. I went to her only after I got my visa and traveled like 2 weeks after.

About two years later I got married to the woman I'm still married to for about 15 years now.

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[quote author=giftygirl1 post=129475608][/quote]https://www.coursera.org/certificates/launch-your-career#professional-certificates

Start from here. There are 51 courses listed here. Take time to go through each one . Learn what it is about and what you strengths might be best suited to.

Research their career paths ,future trends and opportunities that are available.

It will take time and dedication. Whatever field you choose, try and get 2 or 3 certifications in that area.

When you are ready, create a new profile or add them to your existing profiles on LinkedIn, indeed, glassdoor.etc

They will come knocking on your door.

With a Cybersecurity specialization...reach out to recruiters in US Defence, dem fit drag you come join them and give you citizenship.

But you see it's not a day or one week journey. It will take your time and resources and require discipline and focus but it will be worth
In the end.

I advised that guy because he had 1 million naira. Some of these training and certifications are not cheap but they are well worth it in the end.

Don't be like that muntala called Ricky that is wasting his youth on chasing girls and gambling on sportbets.

I paid $3,000 to train and get 3 Agile project Management Certifications. I don't regret it one bit. Na investment wey worth am for me.

RickyJesus:
Are you reinventing the wheel? My guy calm down with all this motivational bullshit, if na by hard work how many people for get money reach bricklayer?

As I said earlier if you are not willing to drop update just shut up and quit telling people to Google and use YouTube, just face front.

Talking about knowing friends that work remotely and driving without a car, like who give a fvck. I always knew you have nothing concrete to offer just talking basic stuff that anybody can just say after few Google search.

You lack basic comprehension.Your bitterness will be good for cooking bitter leaf soup. Were somebody.

I mentioned the driving license example to give an example that nothing is impossible. You must always try. Thats the point. Where there is a will, there is a way.

The training that i found and attended and got a new job, how did i find it ?. It started with a simple google search. You start searching and continue to dig deeper and deeper until you get what you want, instead of wasting your youth playing sports bet and talking about lovers.

The corporate world trades in value. Youbare paid what an organization thinks that you are worth to them. If you have what an organization needs badly,they will do all they can to get you irrespective of location.

In my case i received many rejection letters and told myself that a time will come, i never apply for work. Na work go dey find me because i will develop myself to that point where i will have what an organization needs.

That is my reality now and i don't even bother reading the up to 10 e-mails every week that I get from recruiters asking if I am available for work.

Guess what i was inspired by a friend who was poached from his company with a $ 20,000 dollars bonus. Paid 20k dollars to leave his current company and come work for them. My eyes were opened that day.

Last December a Project Manager that lives in Lagos that i know well because na my inlaw was paid $20,000 end of year bonus. She has helped two of her close friends get similar Project Management jobs.

Things dey happen and men and women who dare and are willing to pay the sacrifice to suceed are doing things that are beautiful to see.

Who tell you sey I dey try motivate your papa.
You think the world owes you anything. You want update or link wey you no pay for abi craze dey worry you ni. You think that is how the world works? Nothing for something?

You bitter stupid self no even humble you dey tell your papa mate to shut up. Na that gambling don fry your brain cells

You are not willing to pay a simple price in doing small basic research. You dey find update for faceless forum. Proper crase dey your head.

You get time to dey play sports bet and create thread to talk about lovers when people are doing meaningful things with their life. Original thunder fire your mouth for the nonsense wey you dey talk since.


Your stupid logic is that " it's not possible so I won't even attempt it." Meaning you have failed the first test of success already.

It's different from saying " I've done this , I've done that what else can I do ?...then dem go hold your hand and guide you in exact steps if dem like ...because nobody owes you anything

Say you dey even play gamble self dey irritate me sef. As you dense reach you don't know that e get where you go dey skillful reach ,you go call US government sey you will be a great asset to their country make them give you chance to come live for their country. There is actually a program for it but I no go name am here.

Change that your gambling circle. Or else you will waste your life.

MOG6670:
after being out of job for 9months, how did u pick urself up? Can u break it down? I know there is lesson for me to learn from it

I told myself the truth that the reason why I was being paid peanuts is because I am not that important to the organisation. So I was being giving exactly what they felt that I was due as I could be replaced without fuss.

So I looked for money and attended a training, that offered a better job on completion. After training,like they promised I got a better offer that paid about 8 times better.

As soon as I got that, when I noticed that my chances for growth in that role was limited, I began to plan to migrate.

The journey was tough. I picked and sorted pepper and tomatoes, made bread in bakeries,did road construction labour, worked in a tobacco company as a loader, worked as a an assembler in a home and office furniture selling store, worked in sorting and labelling aeroplane parts, worked in a confectionary company, worked in a printing press.


As I settled down and got in the system, I followed the same principle of working and developing and adding skills and career value to myself such that organisation's are the ones looking for me.

I completed my Masters, got a Post Graduate Certification and working on a PhD in that field. Got proffessional certifications in three different fields such as Software Project Management, Insurance Claims Management and Human Resources Management.

As it is I am learning new skills that can one create an automated cash flow for me and another where I do one or twice a year deals.

My target is that in the next three years, i dont have to do 9-5 office work anymore .So that it will give me plenty of free time to travel anywhere in the world at anytime that I want no matter the cost.

May God continue to guide my steps.

RickyJesus:
I wasn't even expecting you to mention any platform, because you can't mention any.

Better to be quiet and don't reply than referring people to YouTube and Google, it's just childish. For your tiny mind you are making it to seem as if you want people to make their research and all that, when at the end of the day there is no platform that you would mention that's new to most people on this platform.

Keep making it to sound like it's people inability to make research that's the issue, when their is much more than just learning data analysis, Cybersecurity and all that. If you are not willing to make things known just keep quiet and quit telling people to make use of Google and YouTube.

No food for lazy man. Seek and you shall find is always my motto. For nothing is impossible.

I got my driver's license without ever taking a on the road driving test...which is nearly impossible for the average person.

I know people personally that live in Nigeria and work for foreign companies remotely.

Seek dilligently and you shall find . Why must you do what everyone is doing?

Acade:
What advice would you offer to someone who was previously denied a USA visa in March due to insufficient evidence of home ties? Since there is currently a lack of interview dates available, the individual is contemplating attending the interview in another African country. The reason for this decision is that school is scheduled to resume in June.

If you were to suggest an African country, which one would you recommend?

I think there is always expedited interview dates for student visas. Call the embassy for enquiries.

RickyJesus:
Story, how can they get remote job from Nigeria after learning all this?

Sorry, I no go fit help you with that one. Google and YouTube will tell you much

PulaPower:
Naso so digital skill dem go dey mention..

Ask them the digital skill, them no go see anything better to mention..

Make Google and YouTube your best friend online. You won't regret it.

Maual Software testing is one.
Data analysis is another
Data Modelling is another
Cybersecurity is another
Data Privacy is another
AI and Machine learning is another very good one

sheanzy:
pls which digital skill did you learn

A curious mind will use Google and start the journey from there.

kpakpakpa:
2million naira for day care? God when?

Sir i want to learn a digital skill because i'm handicap interms of communication. But an online skill can help my situation. Sir help me with just a laptop and see my story change for good because i will give it my time 100% to learn anything at all that can help. Thank you

Noted. We will definitely work something out.
Don't rush or pressure me but I won't forget by God's grace.

I'll reach out when I am ready and able to

I wish you bigger things. Once upon a time I dey earn 18,000 naira monthly and was told I should not leave the job because there is no work out there.

I called their bluff and went unemployed for 9 months while trying to improve myself. Today my daycare fees alone monthly is roughly 2 million naira.

Why am I telling you this story. So you know that you have not arrived yet and you have bigger fish to fry.

Use half of that money and learn an international in-demand digital skill that can make you work remotely from nigeria and earn really good money in dollars.

You won't regret it. Stay blessed.

markidoo:
Ewu Gambia,
E go dey form Strong 7 but, na Sissy for Common Kpekus

I dey really really disappointed. I no want even know wetin happen..but to kneel down cry dey beg woman? Unto wetin. The guy fall every man in the whole universe hand wella..

Well sha I no dey surprised. Him no ever live one day inside street.

Nukilia:
The land of crazy individuals...

Argue with an American at your own risk

I'm telling you. I had to really caution myself after I got a serious warning via a prophecy from church.

Little argument can escalate to death in the blink of an eye.

You need information but did not provide any information to point you in the right direction.

What country issued the visa?...You can also direct your question to the embassy that issued the traveling document

tochez24:
Lol.. you're just a boy⚠️⚠️⚠️

Listen up boy
1. You don't tell girls what you want from the beginning, appear gentle and neutral and you will Bleep them all.

2. You don't appear needy, no one helps the needy in this generation... You try and show that you're on top of the world and very comfortable in your own skin.

The easiest and most comforting way to lay any woman on earth is to appear like a harmless friend lol.... Even if you like her and want to date her, don't tell her upfront.. be cool, take her out repeatedly and let her feel a connection with you, that's all you need, then lay her if you want s3x and with time she will begin to get emotional with you.

Women love sex more than men i tell you!!!

That's how ladies are made, a girl you have never layed has no business getting emotional with you⚠️⚠️

You have said it all. The guy na proper olodo. Even bible talk sey you don't spread a net in full sight of the birds....they will run.