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there has to be reincarnation if not, why would the descibles ask Jesus if He was Elijah, He might as well have told them that there was nothing like reincarnation,

also why would people (even) christains name their children Tokunbo and Babatunde and still doubt Reincarnation.

the gospel was only edited and remove from the bible with some other facts of life that seemed threatening and incomprehensible

Mom comes to visit her son Okonkwo for dinner, who lives with a girl roommate Ada , During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Okonkwo's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Okonkwo and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Okonkwo volunteered, " I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Ada and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Ada came to Okonkwo saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I' ve been unable to find the Gari. You don't suppose she took it, do you? Well, I doubt it, but I' ll email her, just to be sure" said Okonkwo . So he sat down and wrote:


Dear Mother,
I 'm not saying that you did take the bag of Gari from my house, and I 'm not saying that you did not take the Gari. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Do you know what became of the Gari?



Love,
Okonkwo.



Several days later, Okonkwo received an email from his Mother, which read:

My dear Son,
I 'm not saying that you do sleep with Ada , and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Ada . But the fact remains that if she had been sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the bag of Gari under her pillow by now !!!!



Love,
Mum.



Moral of the Story, Don ? tell lie to an elderly woman, especially if she is , , African!

Mom comes to visit her son Okonkwo for dinner, who lives with a girl roommate Ada , During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Okonkwo's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Okonkwo and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Okonkwo volunteered, " I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Ada and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Ada came to Okonkwo saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the Gari. You don't suppose she took it, do you? Well, I doubt it, but I' ll email her, just to be sure" said Okonkwo . So he sat down and wrote:


Dear Mother,
I 'm not saying that you did take the bag of Gari from my house, and I 'm not saying that you did not take the Gari. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Do you know what became of the Gari?



Love,
Okonkwo.



Several days later, Okonkwo received an email from his Mother, which read:

My dear Son,
I 'm not saying that you do sleep with Ada , and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Ada . But the fact remains that if she had been sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the bag of Gari under her pillow by now !!!!



Love,
Mum.



Moral of the Story, Don't tell lie to an elderly woman, especially if she is , , African!

where do you think u are coming from and why are u shouting and screaming down my house like that??

this is just b-i-z-z-a-r-e!!!!!!!!!!!

the world is coming to an end, strange things are happening indeed

just the response i was expecting, in fact the day someone told me that i wanted to puke. how can someone eat that, so disgusting but the girl says its wonderful

thanks omomoller for being very frank with me i appreciate it, i guess i will maintain with the bank job for now even if its so frustrating. at least i dont work on weekends here thats one thing i cant compromise, working on weekends is out of it for me.

well i wish us all good luck with our job hunt in oil industry, im still waiting for nlng results from the test at ekohotels

peace out.

i want to know where i can get original nokia N80 fone for a reasonable price

hi lotanna, i appreciate your concern abt my predicament but like omomoller said, mersk is all about shipping, but the fact is im really fed up with the banking sector and i need another job urgently, by the way, how much does mersk pay omomoller

Have you tried Indomie with Ugu leaf? Just slice and add to the steaming Indomie. Very delicious

pls i need your comment urgently, is it advisable to leave a bank job(Bank Phb) for MERSK job,

that was soooooooooooooooo cool, nice one

any tips on how to get a bigger butt naturally, butts not hips,

sweet ass pls where do they sell the shaving machine, can i get one, im having the same problems

does anybody have an idea if the herbal method for firming the tommy really works

or should i get the electrical tommy belts

pls what is Q tips and rubbing alchohol,

thanks

pls can someone tell me what kinda joke is this, am i supposed to laff or wat, i think its incomplete,

hello

pls i wud also like to browse with my celtel sim.

my email is tessynelly@yahoo.com

does anybody know the cheapest i can get a nokia N 80 fone.

the downloading thing, do u go to the website with your fone or with the computer

hi all
has anybody been called from the LNG second test, pls dont forget to let us know.

seun u shouldnt have deleted my astrology contribution. though not original,  it tells something to someone out there even though u probably dont believe stuff like that.

all the same this is a wonderful initiative big ups for seun and his crew.

i dont think the size matter. the 'small equipment' may blow ur mind so hard u wouldnt know wat hit u and the 'big equipment' guys might just end up tearing u apart. as for me, eye suppose chop first before anything else so i dont know wat i wud be doing with an ugly guy, lol

Can someone be in love with 2 men?

I'm in a relationship which I value so much, but there is this male friend of mine that I really like and recently he starting saying he's in love with me. I'm really attracted to him but I don't think I love him. Please what should I do.

i really like this topic and i think the first person that replied is very very romantic and has a point. cos i just realised thats wat ive been doing recently to a guy i just met. i always want to talk 2 him and hit him and all that. but it doesnt always work like that. the girl can sometimes act like she doesnt even notice the guy, she wont talk to the guy but she still knows every single minute thing the guy is doing. i dont think i made sense but thats how it is. it doesnt just make sense the way some girls behave when they like a guy, but i like to tell a guy i like him no doubt abt that
however a crush is different, the guy will NEVER now and this applies to every girl, take that from me

it has even been increased to 2.5. the point is the deductions are not so tangible but the problem is the performance tied pay which u get based on your performance for that particular month. so you might get as high as 180k/month or as low as 75k/month depending on how u perform. but sorry i cant be exact cos that will be a breach of confidentiality. what you should know is that the bank rewards performance so much, so be ready to work hard if you want to enjoy the money

WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THE ARCHITECTURAL DESIGN OF GTB, WE ARE TALKING ABT PAY HERE


GUY IF YOU ARE TRUE TO YOURSELF YOU WILL KNOW THAT THE IMAGE OF YOUR BANK IS ONLY BENEFITING THE TOP MANAGERS OF YOUR BANK AND NOT TO THE PEOPLE ACTUALLY STRESSING THEMSELVES.

I DONT KNOW WHY YOU GUYS ARE FORGETTING THE MOST IMPROVED BANK OF THE YEAR, THE BANK THINKING ABOUT CARS DRIVING ON WATER, WELL LET ME GIVE YOU THE FULL GIST, BANK PHB CURRENTLY PAYS 2.2M TO ENTRY LEVEL STAFF, A 10% INCREASE FROM THEIR 2M P/A AS AT LAST YEAR. THE ONLY BANK THAT PAYS HIGHER THAN THIS IS OCEANIC BANK BUT THEIR SYSTEM IS LIKE A CIVIL SERVICE JOB. YOU REALLY CANT GROW THERE, AS FOR GTB AND ZENITH ALL THEY CAN OFFER YOU IS THEIR POPULARITY AND A WHOLE LOT OF STRESS WITH UNIMAGINABLE TARGET AND HEAVY WORK LOAD.
AT BANK PHB WE MAKE IT A POLICY NOT TO GO BEYOND 6PM OFFICIALLY COS WE SEE IT AS INEFFICIENCY {AND NOT WORKING HARD} WHILE IN GTB AND THE LIKES U SEE PEOPLE IN THE OFFICE AT 11PM AND EVEN LATER THAN THAT.

THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY NOW. THE ONLY ADVICE I HAVE IS IF U WANT TO GROW IN THE BANKING SECTOR, JOIN A GROWING BANK LIKE BANK PHB.

ALL THE BEST Y'ALL

anybody who tells u 70k is telling u a big lie. im sure your brother doesnt want to give u money thats why he says that. bank phb is the 3rd highest paid bank in nigeria with 2m start up salary annually. but i must warn u the test is very tough and their stakes are high. but i got thru and im in the bank right now. all the best in the test y'all

i want to wish everybody who did the lng test good luck and all the best as we wait for the results. though the unilag venue was so wacked. i wish someone could send it to the papers. the company really really fell their hand if that was all they cud provide for us as per sitting arrangement. no refreshments unlike mobil that geve us drinks and snacks. take care eveyone

does anybody have an idea about the test format for LNG aptitude test

mobil interview has been conducted so if they didnt call u then bone it, the best is yet to come

are we to send our cv to the email or write a letter to the email

are we to send our cv to the email or write a letter to the email